Disclaimer: I don't own SSX 3.
Blue Rogue: Once again, nothing much to say...KERPLUNK!!
-[so back in the lodge on Peak 1, Nate has left after getting the crap beat out of him by Zoe. Zoe's just sitting there, waiting...]-
Eddie: (from under table) I'm hungry.
Zoe: Eddie, I really think the fan girls are gone.
Eddie: No they're not. They're NEVER gone. (shudders)
Zoe: Alright, then. Eddie, I really want you to be gone.
Eddie: Why? I'm comfy down here!
Zoe: (kicks) Are you comfy now?
Eddie: Hah! The huge poof on my head absorbed your kick!
Zoe: Want me to remove the table and THEN kick you? Where it hurts?
((someone walking by stops))
Passerby: Hey lady, who're you talking to?
Zoe: Myself. Now screw off.
Passerby: Um, ok...(goes into a room and...you don't want to know more)
((just then, Griff walks in wearing a giant motor-cycle helmet))
Griff: (walks around with his hands out in front of him) Hello?
Zoe: Over here, you little bed-wetter.
Griff: Hey! I'll have you know that I haven't wet my bed in over two weeks!
((pause))
Zoe: ...Ok, Griff. Would you like to be interviewed now?
Griff: No.
Zoe: Well, that's too damn bad. Now, sit down.
((Griff walks around in a circle))
Zoe: The chair's over here.
Griff: Oh. (feels around for a chair, finds it, then sits down)
Zoe: Dude, jsut remove the helmet from you overly large head.
Griff: No, I can't! I have a bad hair day!
Zoe: Don't worry, you impish little face will always look way worse that your hair.
Griff: Really?
Zoe: Really.
Griff: Well, ok...(takes off his helmet to reveal his normal hair) I look awful, don't I?
Zoe: Yes. Now then, first question--
Griff: (goes all scared) Oh no!
Zoe: What, now you're going through puberty?
Griff: There's...there's an alien under the table!
Zoe: What makes you so sure?
Griff: It has a giant, orange head!
Zoe: Uh...(takes a tablecloth and puts it over the table) ...what are you saying? Of course there's nothing under it. See?
((Zoe kicks towards the Afro))
Eddie: Ow!
Zoe: Well, ok, maybe there is. But if we be real still, and not talk when I'm talking, maybe it will go away.
Griff: Of course that won't work. I'm not stupid.
((silence))
Zoe: ...For now, let's just ignore it. (ahem) First question--Is it easy being a snowboarder?
Griff: Yes. People don't knwo I'm coming up behind them, so I push them down!
Zoe: Uh-huh. Second question--Wouldn't you make a lot of enemies that way?
Gruff: Yeah, except Nate. He's cool, no matter how much I beat the shi--
Zoe: Third question--When's your bedtime?
Griff: Eleven.
Zoe: Eleven, my ass.
Griff: Ok, nin!
Zoe: That's what I thought. Fourth question: What's your favorite color?
Griff: Blue!
Zoe: I see. Fifth question--Does size matter? If you're a perv, don't answer that.
Griff: Yes, and I'm the biggest, baddest kid around!
Zoe: ...Yeah. Last question--Have you ever kissed a girl?
Griff: Hell no! They have cooties!
Zoe: Thanks, that is all. Now, waddle you and your little ass out the door.
Griff: Um...but my ass IS part of me...
Zoe: Get out now, or else I'll take this pencil and stick it up your--
Griff: Eek! (runs out)
Eddie: Child abuse.
((kick))
Eddie: OW!!
Blue Rogue: And there you have it...in the meantime, review!
Blue Rogue: Once again, nothing much to say...KERPLUNK!!
-[so back in the lodge on Peak 1, Nate has left after getting the crap beat out of him by Zoe. Zoe's just sitting there, waiting...]-
Eddie: (from under table) I'm hungry.
Zoe: Eddie, I really think the fan girls are gone.
Eddie: No they're not. They're NEVER gone. (shudders)
Zoe: Alright, then. Eddie, I really want you to be gone.
Eddie: Why? I'm comfy down here!
Zoe: (kicks) Are you comfy now?
Eddie: Hah! The huge poof on my head absorbed your kick!
Zoe: Want me to remove the table and THEN kick you? Where it hurts?
((someone walking by stops))
Passerby: Hey lady, who're you talking to?
Zoe: Myself. Now screw off.
Passerby: Um, ok...(goes into a room and...you don't want to know more)
((just then, Griff walks in wearing a giant motor-cycle helmet))
Griff: (walks around with his hands out in front of him) Hello?
Zoe: Over here, you little bed-wetter.
Griff: Hey! I'll have you know that I haven't wet my bed in over two weeks!
((pause))
Zoe: ...Ok, Griff. Would you like to be interviewed now?
Griff: No.
Zoe: Well, that's too damn bad. Now, sit down.
((Griff walks around in a circle))
Zoe: The chair's over here.
Griff: Oh. (feels around for a chair, finds it, then sits down)
Zoe: Dude, jsut remove the helmet from you overly large head.
Griff: No, I can't! I have a bad hair day!
Zoe: Don't worry, you impish little face will always look way worse that your hair.
Griff: Really?
Zoe: Really.
Griff: Well, ok...(takes off his helmet to reveal his normal hair) I look awful, don't I?
Zoe: Yes. Now then, first question--
Griff: (goes all scared) Oh no!
Zoe: What, now you're going through puberty?
Griff: There's...there's an alien under the table!
Zoe: What makes you so sure?
Griff: It has a giant, orange head!
Zoe: Uh...(takes a tablecloth and puts it over the table) ...what are you saying? Of course there's nothing under it. See?
((Zoe kicks towards the Afro))
Eddie: Ow!
Zoe: Well, ok, maybe there is. But if we be real still, and not talk when I'm talking, maybe it will go away.
Griff: Of course that won't work. I'm not stupid.
((silence))
Zoe: ...For now, let's just ignore it. (ahem) First question--Is it easy being a snowboarder?
Griff: Yes. People don't knwo I'm coming up behind them, so I push them down!
Zoe: Uh-huh. Second question--Wouldn't you make a lot of enemies that way?
Gruff: Yeah, except Nate. He's cool, no matter how much I beat the shi--
Zoe: Third question--When's your bedtime?
Griff: Eleven.
Zoe: Eleven, my ass.
Griff: Ok, nin!
Zoe: That's what I thought. Fourth question: What's your favorite color?
Griff: Blue!
Zoe: I see. Fifth question--Does size matter? If you're a perv, don't answer that.
Griff: Yes, and I'm the biggest, baddest kid around!
Zoe: ...Yeah. Last question--Have you ever kissed a girl?
Griff: Hell no! They have cooties!
Zoe: Thanks, that is all. Now, waddle you and your little ass out the door.
Griff: Um...but my ass IS part of me...
Zoe: Get out now, or else I'll take this pencil and stick it up your--
Griff: Eek! (runs out)
Eddie: Child abuse.
((kick))
Eddie: OW!!
Blue Rogue: And there you have it...in the meantime, review!