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Blue Rogue: It's about time I updated. Here's the last interview, read and enjoy.
-[back where we left off, Zoe is sitting in her chair and Eddie is still under the table. At this moment, Allegra walks in.]-
Zoe: Oh...it's you.
Allegra: Damn right!
((pause))
Eddie: Wait... is that...?
((he stands up, causing the table to flip over into the fireplace))
Eddie: Allegra...
Allegra: Uh.
Eddie: Your eyes are so green, I'm lost inside them.
All: ...
((crickets))
Zoe: Her eyes are blue, you little faggot.
Allegra: Who the fck are you?
Eddie: Me? Why, Allegra, I'm your lover!
Allegra: ............(turns her head quickly, smacking him hard in the face with her ponytail)
Eddie: Ow! See, I knew you liked me back.
Zoe: ...I'll be right back.
((drags Eddie out with his 'fro))
Zoe: (comes back) Now sit down, blondie. First question--What kind of name is Allegra?
Allegra: Yeah, well what kind of name is Zo?
Zoe: ...It's Zo-ee. ZO-EE.
Allegra: It is? Oh...
Zoe: Second question--Have you ever kissed a guy?
Allegra: Yes. Griff IS a guy, right?
Zoe: Third question--Are you a Mary-Sue?
Allegra: No, I'm an Allegra. Dumbass.
Zoe: Fourth question--Are you here during your...special time of the month?
Allegra: Oh, you can bet I am, biatch!
Zoe: Fifth question--You know what?
Allegra: What?
Zoe: So'm I!
Allegra: ...That's it. You can COUNT ON IT!!
Zoe: Oh, it's on!
Allegra: (ponytail slap)
Zoe: (pimp slap)
Allegra: BITCH!!
Zoe: HOE!!
((upturned table suddenly bursts into flame))
Both: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!
((they run))
.
-[outside...]-
((everyone watches as the cabin burns down))
Allegra: Great job. Look what your fcking interview did now, bitch.
Zoe: Look, you fat whore, you didn't have to come to this goddamn thing in the first place.
Random person: Say, who knocked over that table which started the fire?
All: .......
Zoe/Allegra: ...That little BASTARD!!
Eddie: NO!!! (runs)
((everyone runs after him))
Allegra: Get back here, Afro-boy!
Zoe: I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your sorry little ass that you'll wish you were a lady!
Blue Rogue: ...ahem So there you have it. Review, and have a good day.
Blue Rogue: It's about time I updated. Here's the last interview, read and enjoy.
-[back where we left off, Zoe is sitting in her chair and Eddie is still under the table. At this moment, Allegra walks in.]-
Zoe: Oh...it's you.
Allegra: Damn right!
((pause))
Eddie: Wait... is that...?
((he stands up, causing the table to flip over into the fireplace))
Eddie: Allegra...
Allegra: Uh.
Eddie: Your eyes are so green, I'm lost inside them.
All: ...
((crickets))
Zoe: Her eyes are blue, you little faggot.
Allegra: Who the fck are you?
Eddie: Me? Why, Allegra, I'm your lover!
Allegra: ............(turns her head quickly, smacking him hard in the face with her ponytail)
Eddie: Ow! See, I knew you liked me back.
Zoe: ...I'll be right back.
((drags Eddie out with his 'fro))
Zoe: (comes back) Now sit down, blondie. First question--What kind of name is Allegra?
Allegra: Yeah, well what kind of name is Zo?
Zoe: ...It's Zo-ee. ZO-EE.
Allegra: It is? Oh...
Zoe: Second question--Have you ever kissed a guy?
Allegra: Yes. Griff IS a guy, right?
Zoe: Third question--Are you a Mary-Sue?
Allegra: No, I'm an Allegra. Dumbass.
Zoe: Fourth question--Are you here during your...special time of the month?
Allegra: Oh, you can bet I am, biatch!
Zoe: Fifth question--You know what?
Allegra: What?
Zoe: So'm I!
Allegra: ...That's it. You can COUNT ON IT!!
Zoe: Oh, it's on!
Allegra: (ponytail slap)
Zoe: (pimp slap)
Allegra: BITCH!!
Zoe: HOE!!
((upturned table suddenly bursts into flame))
Both: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!
((they run))
.
-[outside...]-
((everyone watches as the cabin burns down))
Allegra: Great job. Look what your fcking interview did now, bitch.
Zoe: Look, you fat whore, you didn't have to come to this goddamn thing in the first place.
Random person: Say, who knocked over that table which started the fire?
All: .......
Zoe/Allegra: ...That little BASTARD!!
Eddie: NO!!! (runs)
((everyone runs after him))
Allegra: Get back here, Afro-boy!
Zoe: I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your sorry little ass that you'll wish you were a lady!
Blue Rogue: ...ahem So there you have it. Review, and have a good day.