Yes the same as every one else say...... I don't own the inuyasha characters
don't sue im just "barrowing" them.....
Kagome: spits the sock she had in her mouth out SAVE US! SHE STOLE US!
Chii: how many times do I have to explain im "barrowing" you guys!
Miroku: I don't mind! - he is sitting by sango tied up
Chii: shoves sock back into kagome's mouth I said when im done making my fanfic you can go!
Kagome: mmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmm still has sock in mouth
Chii: well any way on with the story.
Chapter 1 Two Hearts Torn
Inuyasha and Miroku are walking down a dirt road. But they both look sad. Miroku is not ever groping every girl he sees, they are walking by every demon and person not caring.
"In a minute im going to get them!" yells Inuyasha punching a tree.
"We cant do any thing if Sango and Kagome are in her time!" Miroku said sitting down and watching Inuyasha who is still punching the tree.
"And why cant we Monk!" said Inuyasha who is now in Miroku's face yelling at him. "Well we have to let Kagome and Sango calm down! Then they will come back." Miroku said now in Inuyasha's face yelling back at him.
"Well why cant we go drag them back from Kagome's time? That stupid wentch has half the jewl we collected." Inuyasha said, now sitting by Miroku.
"Well Inuyasha....... You don't know any thing about women do you?" said Miroku, now looking at him.
"Well no you baka, ive been hmmmmm pined to a tree for hmmmmm 50 years! And unlike you im not all ways all over women like you are Monk!" Inuyasha said, now yelling at Miroku at the top of his lungs.
"Well ill teach you how to control women." Miroku said, standing up.
"FEH! You teach me, you cant even control them your self." Said inuyasha, laughing at miroku.
"Well at least ive gotten farther with women than you have! So me teach you or Kagome may never be your ever!" said Miroku happy about what he said to the half demon.
"Feh! I cant believe im doing this but ok you can teach me." Inuyasha said now sighing.
"ok lesson one, the thing you have to worry about is there hand of doom and-" but Miroku was cut off because inuyasha was laughing.
"hand hahahaha of hahahaha doom hahahahahaha, who thought up that!" inuyasha said through laugher.
"Well do you want me to teach you or not!" miroku said thorough gritted teeth.
"ok ok.... Im sorry its just so funny." Said inuyasha, who finally stopped laughing.
"Well where we left, oh ya women have a power men don't it's the hand of doom and you really have to ignore-" miroku was cut off because inuyasha was laughing..... again. "inuyasha how am I suppose to teach-" miroku was cut off because he felt someone or thing touch his shoulder.
Chii: MWAHAHAHAHA!
Kagome: hey I was not in this one! pouts
Chii: well the title of this chapter is two hearts torn so this chapter is about inuyasha and miroku
Kagome: but what about is hit on the head by chii
Chii: no ruining the evil cliffy!
Kagome: oh fine pouts
Chii: this is not my best fanfic but it's the first one I made so bear with me ok? Oh ya and before I forget please review?
Kagome: spits the sock she had in her mouth out SAVE US! SHE STOLE US!
Chii: how many times do I have to explain im "barrowing" you guys!
Miroku: I don't mind! - he is sitting by sango tied up
Chii: shoves sock back into kagome's mouth I said when im done making my fanfic you can go!
Kagome: mmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmm still has sock in mouth
Chii: well any way on with the story.
Chapter 1 Two Hearts Torn
Inuyasha and Miroku are walking down a dirt road. But they both look sad. Miroku is not ever groping every girl he sees, they are walking by every demon and person not caring.
"In a minute im going to get them!" yells Inuyasha punching a tree.
"We cant do any thing if Sango and Kagome are in her time!" Miroku said sitting down and watching Inuyasha who is still punching the tree.
"And why cant we Monk!" said Inuyasha who is now in Miroku's face yelling at him. "Well we have to let Kagome and Sango calm down! Then they will come back." Miroku said now in Inuyasha's face yelling back at him.
"Well why cant we go drag them back from Kagome's time? That stupid wentch has half the jewl we collected." Inuyasha said, now sitting by Miroku.
"Well Inuyasha....... You don't know any thing about women do you?" said Miroku, now looking at him.
"Well no you baka, ive been hmmmmm pined to a tree for hmmmmm 50 years! And unlike you im not all ways all over women like you are Monk!" Inuyasha said, now yelling at Miroku at the top of his lungs.
"Well ill teach you how to control women." Miroku said, standing up.
"FEH! You teach me, you cant even control them your self." Said inuyasha, laughing at miroku.
"Well at least ive gotten farther with women than you have! So me teach you or Kagome may never be your ever!" said Miroku happy about what he said to the half demon.
"Feh! I cant believe im doing this but ok you can teach me." Inuyasha said now sighing.
"ok lesson one, the thing you have to worry about is there hand of doom and-" but Miroku was cut off because inuyasha was laughing.
"hand hahahaha of hahahaha doom hahahahahaha, who thought up that!" inuyasha said through laugher.
"Well do you want me to teach you or not!" miroku said thorough gritted teeth.
"ok ok.... Im sorry its just so funny." Said inuyasha, who finally stopped laughing.
"Well where we left, oh ya women have a power men don't it's the hand of doom and you really have to ignore-" miroku was cut off because inuyasha was laughing..... again. "inuyasha how am I suppose to teach-" miroku was cut off because he felt someone or thing touch his shoulder.
Chii: MWAHAHAHAHA!
Kagome: hey I was not in this one! pouts
Chii: well the title of this chapter is two hearts torn so this chapter is about inuyasha and miroku
Kagome: but what about is hit on the head by chii
Chii: no ruining the evil cliffy!
Kagome: oh fine pouts
Chii: this is not my best fanfic but it's the first one I made so bear with me ok? Oh ya and before I forget please review?