Midnight: After reading the first chapter...I didn't want to continue it, but
then I got a new idea: Ryou the Lawn Gnome Slayer! Mwahaha!
Muse: See? Mountain Dew should be illegal! ILLEGAL!
Midnight: What? I don't seem to be hyper or anything....do I?
Muse: I suppose not.
Midnight: takes another sip On to da disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh or Buffy the Vampire Slayer or anything...REALLY!
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After the encounter, Ryou realized he'd been blessed with a gift, the gift of slaying lawn gnomes. His realization had been confirmed though later that night. After being in his home, watching television, he decided to go outside to get some fresh air. He sat on his porch and looked at the stars, one star seemed to catch his eye though, it was much brighter than the rest, and even stranger, it kept getting bigger, and bigger, and bigger until BAM!
A glowing....thing...was on his porch.
Glowing Thing: Hello Ryou.
Ryou got up, terrified.
Ryou: What...errr..who..are you?
Glowing Thing: Hold on a sec....let me turn off my gigantic lantern....Ok, much better.
Ryou: Well, who are you?
The once glowing person rolled its eyes.
Thing: I'm Glowy, I've come to tell you something...
Ryou looked at Glowy strangely.
Ryou: How'd you get the name?
Glowy rolled her eyes again.
Glowy: I like to collect things that are bright and things that glow.
Glowy pulls out the glow sticks in her pocket.
Ryou: Ohhh..
Glowy: I saw you slay that lawn gnome, not anyone could do that. It takes talent, courage, and intelligence to do such a task.
Ryou: Thank you!
Glowy: No, that's why I'm so amazed that you actually killed it, I still can't figure out why...
Ryou: Oh, thanks.....
Glowy: Lately the Lawn Gnome world has been getting out of hand, they've created an underground gang to take over the real world. That's where you come in!
Ryou stared at her.
Glowy: I'm appointing you as an official Lawn Gnome Slayer!
Ryou stared at her still, with his mouth wide open.
Ryou: Me? A Lawn Gnome Slayer? What's in it for me?
Glowy walked closer to him.
Glowy: Nothing...unless you'd like to see the destruction of earth...
Ryou laughed.
Ryou: Lawn Gnomes? Destroying the earth? Please, that's just crazy!
Glowy: No it's not...
Ryou: Whatever, I'll be a little Lawn Gnome Slayer....
Glowy: Alright then! Here's your official Lawn Gnome Slaying Steak!
Glowy hands him a nice piece of meat.
Ryou looked puzzled.
Ryou: How do I use this?
Glowy: Just slap their hats off with it and poof, they're gone!
Ryou: Sounds simple enough.
Glowy: That's what you think...
With that, she disappeared, leaving Ryou with a cold steak in his hand.
Ryou's journey as a Lawn Gnome Slayer had officially began, and his life would never be the same.
To Be Continued....
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Midnight: How interesting...please review!
Muse: See? Mountain Dew should be illegal! ILLEGAL!
Midnight: What? I don't seem to be hyper or anything....do I?
Muse: I suppose not.
Midnight: takes another sip On to da disclaimer!
Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh or Buffy the Vampire Slayer or anything...REALLY!
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After the encounter, Ryou realized he'd been blessed with a gift, the gift of slaying lawn gnomes. His realization had been confirmed though later that night. After being in his home, watching television, he decided to go outside to get some fresh air. He sat on his porch and looked at the stars, one star seemed to catch his eye though, it was much brighter than the rest, and even stranger, it kept getting bigger, and bigger, and bigger until BAM!
A glowing....thing...was on his porch.
Glowing Thing: Hello Ryou.
Ryou got up, terrified.
Ryou: What...errr..who..are you?
Glowing Thing: Hold on a sec....let me turn off my gigantic lantern....Ok, much better.
Ryou: Well, who are you?
The once glowing person rolled its eyes.
Thing: I'm Glowy, I've come to tell you something...
Ryou looked at Glowy strangely.
Ryou: How'd you get the name?
Glowy rolled her eyes again.
Glowy: I like to collect things that are bright and things that glow.
Glowy pulls out the glow sticks in her pocket.
Ryou: Ohhh..
Glowy: I saw you slay that lawn gnome, not anyone could do that. It takes talent, courage, and intelligence to do such a task.
Ryou: Thank you!
Glowy: No, that's why I'm so amazed that you actually killed it, I still can't figure out why...
Ryou: Oh, thanks.....
Glowy: Lately the Lawn Gnome world has been getting out of hand, they've created an underground gang to take over the real world. That's where you come in!
Ryou stared at her.
Glowy: I'm appointing you as an official Lawn Gnome Slayer!
Ryou stared at her still, with his mouth wide open.
Ryou: Me? A Lawn Gnome Slayer? What's in it for me?
Glowy walked closer to him.
Glowy: Nothing...unless you'd like to see the destruction of earth...
Ryou laughed.
Ryou: Lawn Gnomes? Destroying the earth? Please, that's just crazy!
Glowy: No it's not...
Ryou: Whatever, I'll be a little Lawn Gnome Slayer....
Glowy: Alright then! Here's your official Lawn Gnome Slaying Steak!
Glowy hands him a nice piece of meat.
Ryou looked puzzled.
Ryou: How do I use this?
Glowy: Just slap their hats off with it and poof, they're gone!
Ryou: Sounds simple enough.
Glowy: That's what you think...
With that, she disappeared, leaving Ryou with a cold steak in his hand.
Ryou's journey as a Lawn Gnome Slayer had officially began, and his life would never be the same.
To Be Continued....
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Midnight: How interesting...please review!