YOU'VE BEEN VOTED OFF THE ROOF TOP
By:mugglewolf
a/n:hihi, havn't heard from me in awhile huh? so anyways i finally figured out that u have to press browse to upload(hi my name is nikki and im a complete idiot), so here im posting my rooftop story(very long btw). have fun reading this, although u might not get some of the jokes cause i wrote this originally for my friends(and to maraudergirl: figured out ur still alive and havn't been allowed to use the computer(looked out ur bio(which made me post))
Disclaimer-don't own Sirius, Remus, James, lily, or the vermin known as peter and Beth Kirsten and jessi are my friends and I own myself (Nikki)
On a roof top far far away in Scotland where they….er…..um….worship Sean Biggerstaff! But these peoples weren't worshipping hem (Beth-hem hehe hem), instead they were sitting on a roof top at Hogwarts. How did they get there you ask? Oh you didn't ask well……SCREW YOU! Ok so they're there because some idiot coughSiriuscough (gets bombarded by math homework by serious Sirius fans) shut the window and locked them out. So they were just sitting there…….waiting……still waiting……waiting for me to start the story…….or waiting for the next ice age………..and here's the story!
James-I hate you Sirius
Sirius-Don't blame me Peter pushed me!
Peter-Did not!
Sirius-Did too!
Peter-Did not!
Sirius-Did too!
Peter-Did not!
Sirius-Did too!
Peter-Did not!
Sirius-Did t-----
Remus-Shut the hell up already
James-Noooo! Now I don't have a reason to kill hem!
Remus-You have enough reasons to kill him so do it already!
Sirius-Hem starts laughing hem!
Remus-and yet another opportunity
A light goes on in the window and some peoples open the window and come out and of course shut the window otherwise this story would that much stupider
Boys-Nooooooooo ect. !!!!!!!!!!!ect
Lily-what are you boys whining about you can open the window you know
Lily goes to show them and can't open the window
Lily-We're doomed!!!!!!
Sirius-Told ya
Beth-shut up!
They all sit in silence for a few minutes
SILENCE
Remus-What do we do now?
Nikki-I say we vote about voting to vote peoples off the roof top
Jessi-What?
Kirsten-How many votes do we get each?
James-Vote me off I don't even want to be here anyways!
Lily-Yeah vote him off
Remus-Wait what do we do with the people we vote off?
Peter-I'm confused
Nikki-We throw them off the roof of course
James-Don't vote me off! Don't vote me off!
Lily-No vote him off!
Sirius-Can I throw James off?
Beth-No I want to!
Sirius-No he's my friend!
James-We didn't even vote yet!
So Jessi makes up a voting sheet on a whether to vote on voting to vote peoples off the roof top (I think I have too many votes)
Kirsten-7 yeses, a Benji, and a bad snoopy drawing
Beth-Benji!
Nikki-We'll just make those yeses
Jessi makes up another sheet and the results are the same, then she made another sheet for voting peoples off the roof top. They pass it around a couple times (no one knows why)
LIST
(Note: it's different from when I originally had it since I drew some stuff and that)
Remus Sirius
(7 tallies) (3tallies5trillion23trillion)
James Peter
(a whole lot of little tallies x 2) (a hell of a lot of number)
Jessi Beth
(3 tallies and a Benji) (a lot of Benji's, a snoopy, and 3000000000ect.)
Kirsten Nikki
(a dog, a wonky, a Benji, and 7302) (to Pluto (mars crossed out) and back 2222222)
Lily
(12 tallies)
Beth-Who put math on the paper!
Remus-Your really obsessed
Peter-What does wonky mean?
Nikki-So who's getting thrown off the roof?
Sirius-How'd Jessi and Remus get almost no votes?
Lily-Yet another mystery of life
Kirsten-How many times did everyone vote?!
Sirius-I wanna throw someone off already
James-I'll take that as a cue
Starts to run and slips off the roof top
James-Help! HELP!!
Sirius-We should probably help him
Nikki-Can it wait I'm still watching Jessi do the math
Kirsten-Sure he'll only be plummeting to his death
Beth-We can get Bob to "rescue" him
James-HELP YOU MORONS!!!
Jessi-Shut up I'm trying to do the math
Remus-We should probably get him now
James-YES YOU MORONS LISTEN TO THE HEAD MORON!!!
Remus-I changed my mind we can let him plumbed to his death
James-Noooooooect !!!!!!!!!!ect I take it back!
The other ignore James' pleas and threats until he actually falls
James-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhect
Jessi-Wait Peter's the one who suppost to get thrown off!
All develop identical evil grins and push the unsuspecting Peter (the stupid eviler) off the roof top
Peter-What's happening halfway down
Kirsten-2 down 7 or so to go
Nikki-Hey that rymthed!
Beth-You next
Nikki-But then I don't get to push anyone off!!
Remus-You pushed Peter off
Nikki-It was a group effort
Beth-sighs Fine I guess you can push Sirius off
Nikki-Yea!
Sirius-Can you push me on Peter, he seems like a soft landing
Nikki-Gladly but I doubt I'll get hem
Sirius-Hem! laughing Hem!
Nikki-I wouldn't even try for hem now!
pushes Sirius off roof top
Sirius-Hem! laughs not realizing he's falling
Beth-My turn!
At this point Nikki just jumps sucking the fun out of it for Beth
Beth-Screw you!
Remus-This elimation is going fast we pushed off 4 people in 10 minutes
Jessi-We're very efficient
Lily-Now we have to vote again
Beth-When does it end!
Jessi-Until the last person has to jump
LIST
(same as before)
Remus (crossed off and Benji is put there) Jessi
(no votes for Benji) (snoopy50-Benji)
Kirsten Lily
(2222222-3) (65 tallies)
Beth
(2 Benji's)
Beth-BENJI!!!
Lily-Why is Remus crossed out?
Kirsten-Who's Benji?
Beth-You don't know who Benji is!?! faints
Remus-There is no Benji
Beth wakes from faint
Beth-There is too a Benji!
Remus-It's only a myth!
Beth-Is not
Remus-Is too
Beth- Is not
Remus-Is t------
Lily-SHUT IT MORANS!!!
Kirsten-I say any one with math is out
Jessi-The first or the second time?
Kirsten-Both
Lily-Is counting tallies math?
Beth-Benji
Remus-Am I even in still
Lily-I'm out
Jessi-Me too
Kirsten-Gone
Beth-Benji and me are gone
So they all jump off the roof top and land on peter (nice, soft landing) and try to get into the school, but the doors are locked and that's my next story
a/n: I hope I get some reviews from this (hint hint) because I had to type most of it twice because it didn't save (damn computer) so um since its like 11:30 at nite good nitefalls asleep on key board(that's when i typed it the first time it's not months later and i really did have to type it twice and now im editing it(be glad i found a lot of mistakes)(and it's almost 11:00 at night ironic huh)
Note from next day-ok thank the dog god (another story peoples) that the file actually was saved ok some notes
1) hem is how I pronounce him, I don't know why and the way Beth reacts is really how she acts when I say hem
2)I really like the word moron and wonky
3)wonky means crooked or crazy (my friend taught us that word)
4)my friend Jessi is the only one who has an english accent (she's from Belgian, but I think she was born in England) the rest of my friends and me are american
5)I suck at spelling
6)that's all my notes
7)except for this one REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---the wonky girl at the new squirrel