Pairings: SanzoGoku56z

Warnings: yaoi hints

Disclaimer: I don't on Saiyuki but if I did... (evil laugh)

Shampoo Fun

It was a normal day for the Sanzo Party when…

"OH YES!!!"

At the camp Sanzo, Gojyo, and Hakkai jumped at the scream.

"Was that Goku?" Hakkai asked looking worried.

"I think so but why is he screaming?" Gojyo looked at Sanzo and was surprised to see that he looked pissed.

'I know that scream.' Sanzo thought. 'And that scream can only mean one thing. Someone is touching MY Love Monkey!' With Hakkai and Gojyo in tow he made his way to the lake they had found earlier. When they finally made it through the trees they wore met with a shocking sight.

No one was playing with Sanzo's Love Monkey. The said love monkey was washing his hair.

"Oh yes, yes, yes!"

The three spectators couldn't believe their eyes.

"He's washing his hair?" Gojyo asked stupidly.

"It would seem so." Hakkai answered not taking his eyes off of Goku.

"Oh gods! More! Yes!"

Hakkai scanned the area in hopes to find out why Goku was screaming. Then he spotted it. Slowly, so that Goku wouldn't notice him, he picked up the shampoo bottle.

"Herbal Essence?"

"I've heard about that stuff." Gojyo said looking at the bottle. "It's supposed to give you some sort of orgasmic experience."

"So that's why he's screaming."

"How do we stop him?" Sanzo said speaking for the first time.

"I guess you just rinse the shampoo out of his hair."

Sanzo walked over to Goku and dunked him under the water.

"What'd you do that for!?" Goku asked when Sanzo let him back up.

"You were being annoying."

"You're such a jerk. You should use my shampoo so you won't be so uptight anymore."

"I'll never use that girly shit."

Later that night…

"OH YES!!!"

"What the hell?" Gojyo asked "Was that Sanzo."

"Yes." Goku said laughing.

"I thought he said he would 'never use that girly shit'."

"He did. So I emptied out his shampoo bottle and poured the Herbal Essence into it."

"He's going to kill you." Hakkai said.

"No he won't."

"What makes you so sure?"

"Because I'm going to go help him."

"Oh my."