The Great Garfield-Green Acres Crossover: Chapter 3
Episode 3: Mr. Haney's Wagon o' Wares
Mr. Douglas shook his head. "We don't need any more of your junk, Mr. Haney!" he said. "Why Mr. Douglas, I am shocked!" replied the salesman. "I have come to sell you some fine and gen-u-ine materials for your new guest! Could I in-ter-est you in some cat chow?" he asked Garfield. "How about some lasagna?" he asked. "We have some lasagna straight from Sis-illee." Mr. Haney said, pulling out a big pan of lasagna from his truck. "Look, Mr. Haney, we have to get Garfield, Jon, and Odie back to their dimension or else," Oliver began, but the quick salesman cut him off. "Did you say 'dimension'? I have a gen-u-ine deemen-sional portal." He then pulled out a wired toaster, which looked strangely similar to Arnold Ziffel's portal. "Just insert the toast here and press this here leever and 'poof', you're in another dee-mentsion." "No, Mr. Haney, now excuse us." Mr. Douglas said, and the five went back on their way to the Ziffels'. "Mr. Ziffel? Ve're here to take Garfield and hees friends back to hees deemension!" Lisa said, knocking on the door. Mr. Ziffel let them in, slouching sadly. "What's the matter, Mr. Ziffel?" Jon asked. "Uh oh!" Garfield said, knowing what he was going to say. "Well, I got some bad news." Mr. Ziffel said, sighing. "Arnold's time-dimensional portal was stolen." "Oh no, Jon! What're we gonna do?" Garfield exclaimed. "What am I gonna do without my old bed, without my Pooky?!" "Calm down, Garfield." Jon said, petting Garfield. "We'll find the portal!" "Ve saw Mr. Haney earlier vith a time-deemensional portal!" Lisa said. "Maybe he stole it!" Mr. Douglas answered. They all then marched up to Mr. Haney. "What did you do with Arnold Ziffel's time- dimension portal?" Oliver asked when he got to the sneaky salesman. "I have no idea what you are talking about, Mr. Douglas." Mr. Haney replied. "You know what I mean! Garfield and his friends have to return to their dimension and you want to sell us that portal at a high price!" Mr. Douglas said, angry. "Mr. Douglas! Are you accusing me of stealing a portal?" Mr. Haney asked. "I know I may stoop low sometimes, but I would never, as an offi-sial salesman, steal something and sell it! To be honest with you, it's really just a toaster with wires!" Odie barked and growled at Mr. Haney. "I'm sorry, Mr. Haney. The changing of dimensions must be getting to Odie!" Jon said, picking up his dog. "Vell, vhat vill ve do, now?" Mrs. Douglas asked. "Well, we'll call a town meeting! All of Hooterville will meet at the Town Hall!" Mr. Douglas replied, and they all left Mr. Haney to his truck. Mr. Haney breathed a sigh of relief. "I thought they were gonna get me for good!" he said, looking back at the stolen portal. "I could make milleeons off of this!" Oh no! Will our heroes find out who really has the portal? Or will they have to make another one? Find out next time on...The Great Garfield-Green Acres Crossover! (cheap, corny, but slightly better theme music plays)
Episode 3: Mr. Haney's Wagon o' Wares
Mr. Douglas shook his head. "We don't need any more of your junk, Mr. Haney!" he said. "Why Mr. Douglas, I am shocked!" replied the salesman. "I have come to sell you some fine and gen-u-ine materials for your new guest! Could I in-ter-est you in some cat chow?" he asked Garfield. "How about some lasagna?" he asked. "We have some lasagna straight from Sis-illee." Mr. Haney said, pulling out a big pan of lasagna from his truck. "Look, Mr. Haney, we have to get Garfield, Jon, and Odie back to their dimension or else," Oliver began, but the quick salesman cut him off. "Did you say 'dimension'? I have a gen-u-ine deemen-sional portal." He then pulled out a wired toaster, which looked strangely similar to Arnold Ziffel's portal. "Just insert the toast here and press this here leever and 'poof', you're in another dee-mentsion." "No, Mr. Haney, now excuse us." Mr. Douglas said, and the five went back on their way to the Ziffels'. "Mr. Ziffel? Ve're here to take Garfield and hees friends back to hees deemension!" Lisa said, knocking on the door. Mr. Ziffel let them in, slouching sadly. "What's the matter, Mr. Ziffel?" Jon asked. "Uh oh!" Garfield said, knowing what he was going to say. "Well, I got some bad news." Mr. Ziffel said, sighing. "Arnold's time-dimensional portal was stolen." "Oh no, Jon! What're we gonna do?" Garfield exclaimed. "What am I gonna do without my old bed, without my Pooky?!" "Calm down, Garfield." Jon said, petting Garfield. "We'll find the portal!" "Ve saw Mr. Haney earlier vith a time-deemensional portal!" Lisa said. "Maybe he stole it!" Mr. Douglas answered. They all then marched up to Mr. Haney. "What did you do with Arnold Ziffel's time- dimension portal?" Oliver asked when he got to the sneaky salesman. "I have no idea what you are talking about, Mr. Douglas." Mr. Haney replied. "You know what I mean! Garfield and his friends have to return to their dimension and you want to sell us that portal at a high price!" Mr. Douglas said, angry. "Mr. Douglas! Are you accusing me of stealing a portal?" Mr. Haney asked. "I know I may stoop low sometimes, but I would never, as an offi-sial salesman, steal something and sell it! To be honest with you, it's really just a toaster with wires!" Odie barked and growled at Mr. Haney. "I'm sorry, Mr. Haney. The changing of dimensions must be getting to Odie!" Jon said, picking up his dog. "Vell, vhat vill ve do, now?" Mrs. Douglas asked. "Well, we'll call a town meeting! All of Hooterville will meet at the Town Hall!" Mr. Douglas replied, and they all left Mr. Haney to his truck. Mr. Haney breathed a sigh of relief. "I thought they were gonna get me for good!" he said, looking back at the stolen portal. "I could make milleeons off of this!" Oh no! Will our heroes find out who really has the portal? Or will they have to make another one? Find out next time on...The Great Garfield-Green Acres Crossover! (cheap, corny, but slightly better theme music plays)