The Great Garfield-Green Acres Crossover
Episode 5: Mr. Ziffel's Good News
"Well, Arnold said he could make another one, but it'll take a day or two." Mr. Ziffel said. "A day or two? But Jon! We need to go home, now! We're missing our Daily's appointment!" Garfield said. "Oh, don't worry, Garfield." Mrs. Douglas said. "Ve'll get you home before you know eet!" They all then went back to the Douglas house to banging and hammering. "What's all that racket?" Oliver shouted over the noise. "I shink it's zey Monroe Bros.!" Lisa replied, over the noise as well. Oliver, followed by Garfield, went to the bedroom. "What are you doing to my bedroom!?" he shouted. It was the Monroe Bros., and they were taking down the walls. "We were doing our annual inspections." Ralph replied, carefully screwing into the platform holding her brother. "What do you mean 'annual inspections'? You didn't do this last year!" Mr. Douglas shouted in anguish. "Well, Mr. Douglas, we just go the letter in the mail two months ago from Mr. Drucker." Alph said, getting a few nails from Ralph. "He means we got the letter from Mr. Drucker two months ago last year from the Department of Construction. He's supposed to get the mail and all he brings back is junk mail!" Ralph pulled the letter from her pocket and reread it. "It has the requirements right here, and by these, you're whole bedroom's all wrong." Oliver grabbed the list and read it. "This is ridiculous! 'the far left wall must be facing sundown and an easterly direction in the months of June', 'must be facing the stars on a good clear day', absurd!" he shouted. "Who wrote this and where is he?" "Calm down, Mr. Douglas." Alph said. "The Department of Construction HQ is located in New York." "Then when I lived there, why didn't I see it?" "Well, they do have a small building." Alph added. "Look, the Head of the Department of Construction wrote these rules. These are specially required restrictions for building chicken coops, especially big ones like these." Ralph said. "Just keep the letter-it has the address on it. I have a copy of the rules right here." "Well, it looks like I'm going to have to go back to New York." Jon heard this and came into the room. "I couldn't help overhearing you're conversation, but you did say you were going to New York? Do you mind if Garfield, Odie and I tag along?" Jon asked, and Garfield liked this idea. He had heard there were lots of restaurants up there. "We might even be able to help you!" Mr. Douglas reluctantly agreed as he went to tell his wife the news. Will Jon, Odie, and Garfield make it back in time to get the time-dimensional portal and go home? Will Lisa be able to go on a trip this time with her husband? Find out next time, on...The Great Garfield-Green Acres Crossover! (silence) Celestial: Ahh, quiet! (car alarm sounds) Celestial: Hey! I said silence! grabs mighty annoyance-destroying staff once more I'll be right back. (an upbeat, newer, yet still kinda cheesy version of the Green Acres theme song plays from nowhere)
Episode 5: Mr. Ziffel's Good News
"Well, Arnold said he could make another one, but it'll take a day or two." Mr. Ziffel said. "A day or two? But Jon! We need to go home, now! We're missing our Daily's appointment!" Garfield said. "Oh, don't worry, Garfield." Mrs. Douglas said. "Ve'll get you home before you know eet!" They all then went back to the Douglas house to banging and hammering. "What's all that racket?" Oliver shouted over the noise. "I shink it's zey Monroe Bros.!" Lisa replied, over the noise as well. Oliver, followed by Garfield, went to the bedroom. "What are you doing to my bedroom!?" he shouted. It was the Monroe Bros., and they were taking down the walls. "We were doing our annual inspections." Ralph replied, carefully screwing into the platform holding her brother. "What do you mean 'annual inspections'? You didn't do this last year!" Mr. Douglas shouted in anguish. "Well, Mr. Douglas, we just go the letter in the mail two months ago from Mr. Drucker." Alph said, getting a few nails from Ralph. "He means we got the letter from Mr. Drucker two months ago last year from the Department of Construction. He's supposed to get the mail and all he brings back is junk mail!" Ralph pulled the letter from her pocket and reread it. "It has the requirements right here, and by these, you're whole bedroom's all wrong." Oliver grabbed the list and read it. "This is ridiculous! 'the far left wall must be facing sundown and an easterly direction in the months of June', 'must be facing the stars on a good clear day', absurd!" he shouted. "Who wrote this and where is he?" "Calm down, Mr. Douglas." Alph said. "The Department of Construction HQ is located in New York." "Then when I lived there, why didn't I see it?" "Well, they do have a small building." Alph added. "Look, the Head of the Department of Construction wrote these rules. These are specially required restrictions for building chicken coops, especially big ones like these." Ralph said. "Just keep the letter-it has the address on it. I have a copy of the rules right here." "Well, it looks like I'm going to have to go back to New York." Jon heard this and came into the room. "I couldn't help overhearing you're conversation, but you did say you were going to New York? Do you mind if Garfield, Odie and I tag along?" Jon asked, and Garfield liked this idea. He had heard there were lots of restaurants up there. "We might even be able to help you!" Mr. Douglas reluctantly agreed as he went to tell his wife the news. Will Jon, Odie, and Garfield make it back in time to get the time-dimensional portal and go home? Will Lisa be able to go on a trip this time with her husband? Find out next time, on...The Great Garfield-Green Acres Crossover! (silence) Celestial: Ahh, quiet! (car alarm sounds) Celestial: Hey! I said silence! grabs mighty annoyance-destroying staff once more I'll be right back. (an upbeat, newer, yet still kinda cheesy version of the Green Acres theme song plays from nowhere)