The Great Garfield-Green Acres Crossover
Episode 6: The Train Ride
"Jon, what's it like in New York?" Garfield asked his owner. Mr. Douglas was in the aisle seat across from them, beside Odie in the window seat. Garfield was in his window seat, with Jon right beside him. "I'm not sure, Garfield. I've never been there before. But I did hear it was a magical land in a movie once." Jon replied. 'Uh, oh.' The fat cat thought. 'A magical land usually meant cute, balls of fluff with big eyes staring at you adoringly. It meant a land full of rainbows and unicorns, and pretty sunshine flowers, and worst of all-Nermal.' He shuddered at this thought as the train stopped at the first station.
Mr. Douglas and Jon fell off their seats and head-butted each other. "Oof!" Oliver said, rubbing his head. A lady, stewardess, came up to them and told them to return to their seats angrily. "Hey, I think she likes me!" Jon whispered to Garfield.
"Yeah, and I hate lasagna." Garfield said. Jon then started to talk to the lady, big mistake. "So, I heard you stewardesses were into stamp collectors." He said. "Beat it!" she said, walking away a large cart. He followed her down the aisle, when the train suddenly stopped at the station. The lady hung onto a rail, but Jon was flown back, along with someone's cherri (hi!) pie.
(Celestial steps in) Celestial: Waaaait a minute! Who misspelled cherry?! (looks at audience and notices her fellow cherry lover, whose name shall be guarded) Whoops! Let's continue!
The cherry pie flew into Mr. Arbuckle's face. The stewardess wheeled the cart down the rest of the way as Jon sat back in his seat and wiped his face with his handkerchief. "Are you alright, Jon?" Oliver asked. "Yeah, that happens to me all the time." Said the rejected geek. They soon arrived in New York (meaning that this 'soon' is just to skip over to the next big scene). They left the train and hailed a taxi. "Take us to this address." Mr. Douglas said, handing the driver the address. "Okay!" the driver replied, and they took off.
Garfield noticed something very familiar about the driver as he looked at the ID on the back passenger seat. "Jon, Jooon!" Garfield said. "What is it Gar-" Jon gasped in recognition of the name and face of their taxi driver. "That's-"
Who is this mystery driver? Will they make it to the Department of Construction? And will Garfield and friends ever get home and stop stalling just to use up chapter space? Find out next time on...The Great Garfield- Green Acres Crossover! (Green Acres theme music plays)
Celestial: shrugs Well, first off, I'd like to say hi to my good friend who we call JT! claps Then I'd like to say that this is about as good as it gets to the theme song unless-shudders Anyway, stay tuned! (guy from audience): This story stinks! Celestial What was that!? pulls out mighty annoyance- destroying staff and hit him with bolt of lightning Stay tuned!