~*~My Heart Is Yours~*~

A/N: Hi, everyone. Okay, here's the deal: this is an Inu Yasha fic AND Inu Yasha is going to be a bit OOC because why? Because him and Kagome are FINALLY a couple and you all know couples are lovey-dovey with each other. If you want him to be rude and all, then I will make him rude and all. But only to Kikyo and a little to Kouga. I already told you: this is a Kikyo bashing story. I hate her. I. HATE. HER. Well, on with the story.

Chapter 4: How Mad Can Sango Get?

Sango stomped to her dorm, went inside, and slammed the door shut. Miroku blinked twice before knocking on her door.

"Sango?" he whispered.

No answer.

"SANGO?!"

The door to his dorm flew open and Inu Yasha and Kagome stepped out.

"Why the heck are you yelling?!" Inu Yasha demanded.

"Sango locked herself in her dorm," Miroku explained.

"Not just her dorm," Kagome smiled. "It's my dorm too."

She took out a key and stuck it through the keyhole.

CLICK

"Sango?" Kagome called through the door.

"What?" a muffled voice answered.

"Can I come in?"

"Sure."

Kagome opened the door, threw Miroku in, slammed the door shut, and locked the door AGAIN.

"I feel evil.." Kagome laughed evilly. "MUWAHAHAHAHA.."

"Eek," Inu Yasha gulped.

*****

"How could he call himself my boyfriend?" Sango's face was buried in her pillow. "Kagome, he is such a pervert! And a scaredy-cat! And a lecher! And a lunatic driver! AND WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING ANYTHING?!"

Sango looked up from her pillow and her eyes widened when she saw Miroku.

"You're not Kagome!" she whined and pounded her bed over and over. She stuck her face in her pillow again.

"Sango," he said quietly. "I'm sorry I hurt your feelings."

"AND YOU RUINED MY DAY TOO!" she screamed into her pillow. "YOU RUINED IT ALL!"

Miroku walked over to her and laid a hand on her shoulder.

A long moment of silence passed.

"I'm sorry," he apologized again. "I know everything you say is true, but can't you give me one more chance?"

No answer.

"Sango?" Miroku asked.

No answer.

He turned her over gently and saw that she had fallen asleep.

"She fell asleep?!" Miroku said in disbelief. He smiled as she murmured, "Pillow."

Miroku laid his hand on her arm and then it "accidentally" slipped onto her butt. Sango's eyes flew open.

"HEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNTTTTTTAAAAAAI!" she hollered.

SLAP

Sango took a book that lay nearby and threw it at him.

BONK

"You even take advantage of me while I'm asleep and grope me!" she shouted. "HOW LOW CAN YOU GET?!"

Sango picked up another book and threw it at him.

"HENTAI! HENTAI! HENTAI!" she screeched over and over.

*****

Inu Yasha and Kagome stopped watching the news and listened to the racket next door.

"What do you think is going on?" Inu Yasha asked worriedly.

"Sango's probably beating up Miroku into a bloody pulp," Kagome cackled wickedly. Inu Yasha scooted a few inches away from her on the couch.

'Girls,' he thought. 'Are they always this violent and evil?'

*****

"That perv," Sango growled to her roommate at bedtime that night. "He's such a..perv."

"Well, how was the movie?" Kagome asked.

"It was really interesting and funny, until Miroku kept screaming."

"Really? Then I'll go watch it with Inu Yasha tomorrow."

"How was your day?"

"Well," Kagome sighed and looked up at the ceiling. "Inu Yasha and I explored the campus and then I did a little window shopping. Guess who ran into us?"

"Who?"

"The slut."

"She's here?" Sango gasped. "I can't believe it!"

"I know."

"I mean, she's dumb. Literally."

"I can't see how she was one of the top ten scholars in high school."

"Me neither."

"Guess who our other neighbors are?" Kagome grinned.

"Who?"

"Ayame and Yura."

"Great."

"Are you going to study tomorrow?"

The question took Sango by surprise.

"Yeah," she answered after a few seconds.

"With Miroku?"

Sango bit her lip from cursing and replied, "Maybe."

"Well then, good night."

"Yeah, good night."

*****Tuesday during "the week off"*****

After breakfast, Kagome and Inu Yasha went off to the movies.

Sango walked grumpily back to her dorm and went inside.

"Might as well study," she grumbled. She opened up a textbook and stared at the pages. "I. DO. NOT. GET. THIS. CRAP."

The door creaked open. Miroku poked his head in and blinked.

"Can I join you?" he asked.

Sango growled something.

"What?"

"I SAID YES, YOU FREAKIN' LECHER!" Sango screamed with frustration. "YOU ARE SO DEAF!"

She picked up a textbook and threw it at him.

BONK

It hit him square in the face. He blacked out.

Sango stared curiously at him and then strode over.

"Is he dead?" she whispered. She kicked his side over and over again. "WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE-"

Miroku let out a groan. Sango stopped her kicking and stood back.

"Ow," Miroku complained. "My side hurts."

Sango looked away and whistled a tune, acting innocent.

He sweatdropped and continued, "Heh, wonder why."

*****Inu Yasha and Kagome's POV*****

Inu Yasha and Kagome watched the movie silently and ate their popcorn.

"Thwis is weally fwunny," Kagome said in between mouthfuls. Inu Yasha nodded beside her. "Too bad Sango missed most of it."

*****Back to Sango and Miroku*****

"So, the square root of x is equal to y and-" Miroku paused and looked over at his girlfriend. Sango had dozed off again.

"She looks so cute," he thought and grinned.

"Miroku..," Sango mumbled.

Miroku leaned closer to hear her better.

"You're such a lecher and pervert. I hate you.."

Miroku fell anime-style off his chair.

*****Inu Yasha and Kagome's POV*****

Kagome yawned.

"This is getting boring," she muttered. They had long gone finished their popcorn and sodas and were now watching the movie - eating nothing. "Hey, Inu Yasha?"

"Hm?" he turned his head towards her.

"I'm bored."

"I can fix that," he smiled slyly. He leaned over and kissed her passionately and they forgot all about the movie in front of them.

*****Miroku and Sango*****

"GET OUT OF MY DORM!" Sango hollered at the top of her lungs. "NOW!"

Miroku gulped and scrambled out the door.

"AGAIN, YOU GROPE ME WHILE I'M ASLEEP AND SAY THAT IT WAS AN 'ACCIDENT'! REALLY, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!"

She slammed the door shut and stomped back to her desk.

"I'll just study alone," she snarled. "It'd be much better if I do."

*****

After dinner, the four friends walked to their dorms. Miroku quickly slipped inside his and Sango opened the door to hers.

"Goodnight, Inu Yasha," she heard Kagome say sweetly.

"Goodnight," Inu Yasha replied. The two kissed. Sango looked at them with envy and stepped inside her room.

A moment later, Kagome came in.

"How was your day, Sango?" Kagome asked cheerfully and closed the door behind her.

"Fine."

"Studied with Miroku?"

"A little, but mostly without him."

Sango faced her best friend.

"How was the movie?" she inquired. Kagome sat down on her bed and combed her hair.

"Great."

"What was the ending?"

"Didn't see it."

"But you said the movie was great!"

"It was," Kagome paused thoughtfully. "Well, most of it, but I got bored."

"So what did you do during the ending?"

Kagome smiled to herself, "I was making out with Inu Yasha."

"Oh-my-gosh," Sango stared at her. "That's so..romantic, compared to my day."

"I know," her roommate snickered back. "I feel sorry for you."

"Don't be cruel," Sango pouted.

"I'm sorry," Kagome apologized. "I didn't mean to be."

"I've had an awful day," Sango sniffed.

"Well, join Inu Yasha and me tomorrow at the beach."

"You're going to the beach?!" Sango squealed.

"Yup. So, I'll take that as a yes. We're leaving in the afternoon, so be ready."

"I will," Sango answered excitedly and went to change into her PJs.

"But Inu Yasha and I are going to play match-maker and we're going to make you and Miroku get back together," Kagome smirked to herself.

A/N: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Anyways, sorry. This chappie is a little short and there isn't that much fluff in here, but I'll make it up to you all in the next chapter. Sorry for the long update too, but blame it on my homework! I have too much to do and I've been trying to put aside some time to finish this chapter. Well, gotta go. Ja Ne and REVIEW! ^_^

Rats. If I reach 800 reviews, I'll have to type ANOTHER chapter! AAAH! *SIGH* Oh, well. I don't really mind. ^_~ REVIEW PLEASE!