HOW TO PASS DETENTION

BY:mugglewolf

In the land of Sean Bigger staff (I really need new startings) The really insane people who finally got back into the school now have detention (big surprise) while there're putting files in order (punishment) there're talking and messing up the files

Sirius-Who names their kid Star?

Beth-Who names their kid Sirius?

Sirius-Mine

They've been there 5 minutes and already Lily is slamming her head against the wall (owie)

James-Who was he stupid teacher who put us here

Stupid teacher appears looking angry

ST (stupid teacher)-I am NOT stupid!

Beth-What's 22?

ST-Well um, its um well…I have to go

ST disappears

Beth-Really I still don't know what 22 is! TELL ME!!

All look her her a little weird from that day on

SILENCE

Remus-So what do we do now?

Jessi-We can stay her and insult peoples names or we can go and prank ST

Kirsten-Let's vote

James-NO MORE VOTING!!!!

all ignore hem (Sirius-hemlaughshem Me-don't make fun of my speeach problem! Sirius-….)

STAY HERE AND INSULT PEOPLES NAMES DO A PRANK ON ST

One tally four tallies

DON'T CARE SNOOPY BENJI

One tally one tally one tally

Kirsten-Ok so I think we're going to prank ST

Sirius-Yea!Let's go!

they all go and divise a plan (can't tell right now because I'm still making it up) and set it (I will stall from telling the plan for awhile)

standing in front of ST's office trying to figure out a way in

James-How do we get in?

All-puzzled

THOUGHTS

Remus-How stupid is this teacher?

Jessi-Where's Snoopy?

James-How do we get in?

Nikki-Is stupid teacher her given name?

Beth-What's 22?

Kirsten-Why is everyone so quiet?

Lily-Why do I only have one line?

Sirius-How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

THOUGHTS ENDED

Remus-What do we do now?

Sirius-I'm bored leans against door and door opens

James-She really is a stupid techer!!

all go into ST's office and start to set up the prank

Sirius-this prank is brillant or I'm not James Lee Potter!

James-That's my name

Sirius-Well it's not my plan anyways

Beth-It's my plan

Jessi-Can we just do the stupid prank already

all hide in various places in ST's office and ST enters

Beth-in white sheet Booooooooooooooo I'm a ghost

ST-Oh no! I am so scared! A ghost!

Sirius-God she really is a stupid as Snapei have to put this in, when i first wrote this i forgot the s in snape and it came out, as funny as rape(friends found this one quick

Beth-We might leave you alone if you answer a question

ST-ok

Beth-WHAT'S 22!!!!!

ST-I don't know!breaks down and all leave because the job is done (and that is my pathetic attempt at a prank)

Remus-What do we do now?

THE END

a/n:well there's another one, and i want to say, my friends aren't nearly as crazy as i put them(just wanted to clear that up), so um if u havn't caught on yet REVIEW!!!!