i dont own zelda.

ganondork was selling blunts in the kokiri forest. mido stumbled around tp the know-it-all twins' house/

"lets have an orgy!"

"what are you smoking, you pervert? we're not suppoesed to have sex until were like twenty!"

for the next few hours the only words coming out of the house were: "oh mido...your dick is so big"

"what are you doing to my children, man of the desert?" demanded to the deku tree.

"im selling blunts to make an honest rupee,"

"no you're not," snapped the deku tree. " youre here to spread trouble like you always do"

"im a nice man."lied ganon "so take a blunt"

"how dare you take your foreign plant into my wood?....oh shit i see swirly colors.... thanks,

ganon. ill send the boy without a fairy to see you out."

"i want to sell my blunts"

"go to your tribe of hoes and bang them all"

"already did"

saria wandrerd into links house. "wake up, link"

"zzzzzzzzzz"

"guess ill take off my shirt-"

"wuh? saria what are you doing here?"

"the deku tree wants you"

"big freggin whoop"

"link! its an honor to see the deku tree!"

"im going im going,"

"oh i should warn you about mido...hes acting really freaky. he offered me a strange plant today...

claims the deku tree had it too..."

link met mido shortly after."hey link. you want to fuck?"

"no thanks" link said, kneeing mido in the crotch.

"ow.... anti fairy! freak!"

"youre the freak. you must be homo... i also heard you were in a gay orgy"

"hey link? want this magic plant? i heard you smoke it and good things come to you"

"sure what the hell"link puffed on the blunt.

sometime later....

"hey stupid deku tree"link almost fell over.

"hey link. come get rid this bad guy and ill give you a treat.

"what kind of a treat?"

"weed"

"hi"link said.

"hi" ganon dork said.

"let have sex. will you blow me?"

a few minutes later....

"lets invite saria in here too"

"lets!"

"um i have to get rid of you...."

link kick ganon dork away. the deku tree awarded link with more weed.