Short, pointless
stories
By Kupo's little
sister
Part 2
Disclaimer: Any characters off video games, movies, books, tv shows etc. are not owned by me, they belong to squaresoft or whoever made the video game, movie, book, tv show etc. Sorry, i'm kinda pants at the disclaimer
thing.
Story note: Anyone who has no sense of humour, does not laugh easily or hates 5-15 line stories that waste thier time should go read another, more sane, fanfic. NOW! Reviews that say stuff like "Who said you could write?!"
or "This isn't funny, get a life!" or "This was just a total waste of time!" should not be sent, because I just warned you! Anyone else please
feel free to R&R though : )
So for those crazy people who want to carry on, let us begin...
Hello! Welcome to part 2! It's 3 days 'till christmas while i'm writing
this, so err, how about a christmas story?
Please note: I'm making this up as I go along... and basing it on Kingdom
Hearts
Father Heartless
(Or the story of the mad moogles)
Traverse town was covered in snow as Sora looked out of Leon's house's window. He could see Yuffie, Aeris and Kairi having a snowball fight. He
looked around for Donald and Goofy as he stepped outside, dressed in a bright red (very sad) hat and gloves over his 'normal' clothes. He suddenly
heard a girly high pitched scream, and headed for the First district.
"What's up? Err... hello?" Sora called, the three girls had dissapeared. He wandered into the accessory shop, only to find Cid and the
girls hiding behind the counter.
"What's up? Who screamed?" Queried Sora.
"It was him!" Replied Kairi, pointing to Cid.
"Was not!" Yelled Cid, bursting into tears.
"Oh good god!" Sighed Sora
"Yeah, we was outside snowball fighting, I was winning, by the way-"
Pitched in Yuffie
"We were outside snowball fighting and having fun, when we heard a really
loud, high pitched girly scream coming from in here. We ran to check on
Cid, because you know what a baby he is, and we saw one of them shadow heartless, but it was a little bigger then regular ones and it had a red cloak. Anyway, as we came in we saw it run up the ladder and heard a door
slam, as you came in." Explained Aeris
Sora ran upstairs and saw a group of moogles crowded around a christmas tree. He pushed in and saw the little heartless laying lots of presents.
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Sora leaped into the air and drove his keyblade into the
Shadow.
"What was that for, Kupo?!" Demanded a moogle
"Yes, he was our friend, Kupo!" Said another
"That was Father Heartless, Kupo! The Santa Clause of Traverse Town! Now we
get no more presents, Kupo!" Said the first moogle.
"Yes, Kupo, we are surely going to have to maul you to death now, Kupo!"
Said the third moogle, "Any last words, Kupo?"
"Yeah, actually" Replied Sora "Why do you always say Kupo after everything?
It really gets annoying!"
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRKUPO!RRRRRRRRRRRRRR! " Yelled all three of the moogles,
leaping onto Sora, and tearing him limb from limb. Soon Sora was dead.
THE END
Now err... what next? Oh yeah, did you know.....
Get under the mistletoe with the one you love!
A fool and his job are soon parted!
Some carolers should be seen and not heard.
Always give reindeer the right-of-way.
Forget chestnuts, try corndogs roasting on an open fire!
Christmas cookie crumbs contain zero calories.
On Christmas Eve, fax last-minute demands to the North Pole.
Eat, drink, and be merry... for tomorrow the bills roll in!
In the year 3000, I predict that christmas will be like this;
First, dial 1-(800)KRI-NGLE
Then the phone will say;
"If you've been naughty press 1. If you've been nice, press 2."
A short Buffy story
There was once a girl called Buffy, she was the chosen one, the slayer. She had to go up in this big battle against The First Evil, and a priest guy called Caleb (or something like that). But now, Spike is dead,sob, sob and Anya has become sliced meat, whilst Buffy has to take on a new evil,
Anya's fluffy white bunnies, led by the Evil Tonberry Rabbit.....
Continued in Part 3
Thats the end of that chapter. Sorry it's short but I can't think of
anything else today to write.
stories
By Kupo's little
sister
Part 2
Disclaimer: Any characters off video games, movies, books, tv shows etc. are not owned by me, they belong to squaresoft or whoever made the video game, movie, book, tv show etc. Sorry, i'm kinda pants at the disclaimer
thing.
Story note: Anyone who has no sense of humour, does not laugh easily or hates 5-15 line stories that waste thier time should go read another, more sane, fanfic. NOW! Reviews that say stuff like "Who said you could write?!"
or "This isn't funny, get a life!" or "This was just a total waste of time!" should not be sent, because I just warned you! Anyone else please
feel free to R&R though : )
So for those crazy people who want to carry on, let us begin...
Hello! Welcome to part 2! It's 3 days 'till christmas while i'm writing
this, so err, how about a christmas story?
Please note: I'm making this up as I go along... and basing it on Kingdom
Hearts
Father Heartless
(Or the story of the mad moogles)
Traverse town was covered in snow as Sora looked out of Leon's house's window. He could see Yuffie, Aeris and Kairi having a snowball fight. He
looked around for Donald and Goofy as he stepped outside, dressed in a bright red (very sad) hat and gloves over his 'normal' clothes. He suddenly
heard a girly high pitched scream, and headed for the First district.
"What's up? Err... hello?" Sora called, the three girls had dissapeared. He wandered into the accessory shop, only to find Cid and the
girls hiding behind the counter.
"What's up? Who screamed?" Queried Sora.
"It was him!" Replied Kairi, pointing to Cid.
"Was not!" Yelled Cid, bursting into tears.
"Oh good god!" Sighed Sora
"Yeah, we was outside snowball fighting, I was winning, by the way-"
Pitched in Yuffie
"We were outside snowball fighting and having fun, when we heard a really
loud, high pitched girly scream coming from in here. We ran to check on
Cid, because you know what a baby he is, and we saw one of them shadow heartless, but it was a little bigger then regular ones and it had a red cloak. Anyway, as we came in we saw it run up the ladder and heard a door
slam, as you came in." Explained Aeris
Sora ran upstairs and saw a group of moogles crowded around a christmas tree. He pushed in and saw the little heartless laying lots of presents.
"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Sora leaped into the air and drove his keyblade into the
Shadow.
"What was that for, Kupo?!" Demanded a moogle
"Yes, he was our friend, Kupo!" Said another
"That was Father Heartless, Kupo! The Santa Clause of Traverse Town! Now we
get no more presents, Kupo!" Said the first moogle.
"Yes, Kupo, we are surely going to have to maul you to death now, Kupo!"
Said the third moogle, "Any last words, Kupo?"
"Yeah, actually" Replied Sora "Why do you always say Kupo after everything?
It really gets annoying!"
"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRKUPO!RRRRRRRRRRRRRR! " Yelled all three of the moogles,
leaping onto Sora, and tearing him limb from limb. Soon Sora was dead.
THE END
Now err... what next? Oh yeah, did you know.....
Get under the mistletoe with the one you love!
A fool and his job are soon parted!
Some carolers should be seen and not heard.
Always give reindeer the right-of-way.
Forget chestnuts, try corndogs roasting on an open fire!
Christmas cookie crumbs contain zero calories.
On Christmas Eve, fax last-minute demands to the North Pole.
Eat, drink, and be merry... for tomorrow the bills roll in!
In the year 3000, I predict that christmas will be like this;
First, dial 1-(800)KRI-NGLE
Then the phone will say;
"If you've been naughty press 1. If you've been nice, press 2."
A short Buffy story
There was once a girl called Buffy, she was the chosen one, the slayer. She had to go up in this big battle against The First Evil, and a priest guy called Caleb (or something like that). But now, Spike is dead,sob, sob and Anya has become sliced meat, whilst Buffy has to take on a new evil,
Anya's fluffy white bunnies, led by the Evil Tonberry Rabbit.....
Continued in Part 3
Thats the end of that chapter. Sorry it's short but I can't think of
anything else today to write.