Me: Ohyogozimus mina-san this is the fifth chappy, welcome.

Yugi: Hi I can't wait,-

Yami: THERE'S TĒA BASHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO HIKARI!

Yugi: Uh, what Yami said he, he, he.

Yami Hikari: I think this is great, we will try to put more Tēa bashing in the story. If you have any suggestions put them into your review and we will try to put them into the story.

Me: Yami do the disclaimer.

Yami: Ok Hikari, Yugi's Hikari doesn't own Yu-Gi-Oh. If she did everything would be perfect in our lives.

Me: Good boy. I have a treat for you, a week's vacation. Two first class tickets to Venice on the most luxurious plane in the world, reservations at the most expensive hotel in the city, and dinner reservations at some of the most expensive restaurants in the city, a weeks worth of dinner reservations to be exact.

Yugi/Yami: YAY!!!!!!!!!!YOU'RE THE BEST HIKARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: On with the fic.

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The Kaiba Triplets

By: Yugi's Hikari

Chapter 5: Meeting Faith and the Enemies Messenger

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Last time on The Kaiba Triplets: Seto introduced Joey to the Flame Swordsman. After Joey names his Dual Monster Orian he starts to get to know Orian. Meanwhile the Blue Eyes White Dragon named Drake, talks to Seto about a curtain blond. It seems that Seto is falling in love with Joey, if he hasn't already.

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while Seto introduces Joey to The Flame Swordsman, Yugi is introducing the loud, screechy, annoying and slutty Tēa to The Magician of Faith.

"Well Tēa this is The Magician of Faith. You can name her if you want," said Yugi. "She will answer to any name you give her."

Tēa didn't hear him. She was thinking about what had happened earlier that day at school. When she had first met Yugi she knew that she liked him a lot and she knew that she wouldn't stop until he was her boyfriend.

--Flashback—

It was the second period of the day. He had just finished calling the roll when a knock sounded at the door. Tēa had heard earlier that there were three new students and they were all really cute. Tea was surprised when the cutest of the trio, Yugi walked it and introduced himself. For the rest of the period Tea and all the other girls in the class stared at Yugi, some had even drooled during class, but the teacher never noticed it.

If the teacher didn't notice, Yugi sure did. He just could not concentrate on what the teacher was saying. He could feel the stares and dreamy glances he was getting. Finally he had had enough. So he raised his hand, the teacher not being used to this called on Yugi. Yugi asked if he could say what he had to say in front of the class for better effect. When he got to the room he turned, and noticed for the first time that it wasn't just the girls giving him those stares. He slapped his forehead. "This was for the girls in this room, but since boys are doing it to..." said Yugi quietly. "Okay this goes for everyone in this Room, STOP STARING AT ME! It's annoying and I can't concentrate on the work that Muyo-senchi had given us. Thank you." With that done Yugi walked back to his seat.

"Thank you Moto-san. Now as I was saying, a function defined by an equation of the form xy=k or y=x/k (x≠0 k≠0). It's called an inverse variation and we say that y varies inversely as x or y is inversely proportional to x. the constant k is called the constant of Variation, or the constant of proportion. The teacher turns and writes this on the board.

Ex 1:If y is inversely proportional to x, and y = 6 when x = 5. Find x when y = 12.

Solution: First find k and write an equation of the inverse variation.

xy = k

(5)(6) =k

k = 30

an equation of the inverse variation is xy = 30

Then, to find x when y = 12, substitute in xy = 30

x(12) = 30

x = 2.5 Answer

When a quantity varies directly as the product of two or more other quantities the variation is called joint variation. For example if z varies jointly as x we also say that z is jointly proportional to x and y squared.

Ex2: if z varies jointly as x and the square root of y, and z = 6 x = 3 and y = 16. Find z when x = 7 and y = 4.

Solution: First find k and write an equation of the joint variation.

Z =kx√16

6=k(3)√16

6 = 12k

k = ½

an equation of the joint variation is z = ½x√y.

Then to find z when x = 7 and y = 4, substitute in z = ½x√y.

Z= ½(7)√4

Z = 7 Answer

Several important physical laws combine joint and inverse variation. For example, Newton's law of gravitation states that the force of attraction F between two spherical bodies varies jointly as their masses, m1 and m2, and inversely as the square of the distance r between their centers. That is, F=k times m1m2 over r squared...

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After class Tēa walked over to Yugi. "Hi great class huh? Muyo-senchi is the best, isn't he?"

"Well everyone has their own opinion Tēa, all of what Muyo-senshi was teaching today was review for me. So I can't really say that I agree with you, now can I?..."

The day had gone by quickly after that, until the end of the day. Tēa had been looking for Yugi since school had gotten out, but that had been about five minutes ago. She and her friends finally found him next to Kaiba's limousine with Kaiba, talking as if they had known each other for years, but Joey and the others seriously doubted that.

When they got close enough to hear the conversation, they were surprised at what they heard. They were talking about what to do over the weekend. At the moment Yugi was offering to help Kaiba with one of his new virtual games. Seto was blatantly saying that he needed Yugi to work on making the monsters more realistic for the virtual world's graphics. Yugi was about to concede defeat when Seto pulled Yugi into a hug, saying that Yugi could work on any part of the project that he wanted.

Tēa was just about to call Yugi to go to where she was spo that they could walk Yugi home when they heard this:

"Yugi, do you want a ride home? I don't mind-" Yugi cut Seto off before he could finish his sentence.

"I couldn't ask you do that Seto, you have to go to work don't you?" said Yugi.

"I don't care about that, Yugi my employees could rot in hell for all I care. You're my brother Yugi, as far as I'm concerned after you, Ryou, and Mokuba is whoever I choose for my boyfriend to be and the world is last. So do you accept my offer?" said Seto.

"Alright, I could use ride, but I think -no- I know that my new friends want to walk me to my home. But I don't really want to walk today so, I accept you're invitation Seto, why don't you stay for a while? It's just Mr. Moto and I at home most of the time, so... please?" asked Yugi.

"Sure Yugi. But I can only stay for ten minutes. After that I have to go to work," said Seto.

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Tēa was snapped out of the memory by an Inaba White Rabbit. She had tuned Yugi, who had been telling her all about the Magician of Faith, out. When she saw the Inaba White Rabbit she did the only thing that she could think of... she screamed.

While Tēa was strolling down memory lane Yami had appeared. He cringed when Tēa screamed because, seeing as how he was now on the other side of Yugi, he had been next to her when he had first appeared. Yugi stopped his explanation when he heard her scream.

"Huh? Tēa what's the matter? You need to name the Magician of Faith. Are you going to do that? Or is she going to remain nameless, because I can teel you right now that the monsters hate not having names. My Dark Magician, Mirai wouldn't look at me at all for a while even after I had given him a name. But he finally got over it. So this is how it goes, either you name her, or I will. So I ask you again Tēa are you going to give her a name?"

"Yes I'll name her in a minute. Yugi, what's that? It looks like a bunny on a rocket. Um... I think I'll call her Faith."

"Alright. WHAT! You can't be serious... Tēa, that is the Inaba White Rabbit. He's one of the deadly Spirit Monsters. The Inaba White Rabbit is used as a messenger, lets see what he wants. Inaba White Rabbit we know you're here what do you want?" called Yami to the monster.

The Inaba White Rabbit chuckled. "Why Pharaoh I would have thought that, that was obvious. But no you have to be dense today. So I'll be blunt. My master wants the Shadow Masters. You will hand them over to us. If however you fail to hand them over, my master will start to slowly destroy the Shadow Realm. And after he's destroyed the Shadow Realm, he'll start on the Light Realm. So hand them over."

"Why, pray tell do I have to hand them over? It's not all up to me after all. I am just one of their guardians. You'll have to talk and convince all of us to 'hand them over' to you. And if you think that I'm going to hand over the strongest Master then you're sadly mistaken. His guardian goddess, Bastet, chose me personally to protect him and I'm not going to make her think that she made a bad choice, because I don't plan on handing him over to you and your leader. I swore to bastet the day she chose me to protect the strongest that I would never let her down, and if I hand him over I will be proving that she made a bad choice and let her down at the same time. So you see I'm not a self-appointed guardian, as you may have thought, but a chosen one. The same goes with Bakura and Seth," said Yami...

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Me: I hope you liked the fifth chapter of The Kaiba Triplets. Gomen I didn't mean for it to take so long. I had-I had... the dreaded WRITERSBLOCK!!!!!! Oh yeah, I'm going to have a special guest in the notes I'll leave you hanging because I don't know if he'll want to. If he doesn't I apologize ahead of time.

Yami Hikari: I'm sure they'll like it aibou.

Me: You're just saying that Yami. Anyway FLAMES AREN'T APRECIATED, THOSE WHO FLAME US WILL BE FLAMED IN RETURN. IF YOU DON'T LIKE SHONEN AI DON'T COMPLAIN YOU'LL JUST RUEN IT FOR THOSEOF US THAT DO LIKE IT. SO STAY OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND IF YOU DO FLAME US WE WILL USE THEM TO ROAST TEA!!!!!!!

Yugi: Nicely put Hikari. Yelling is good.

Yami: Yes I agree with Yugi, Hikari that was a well-worded rant about flames. I couldn't have done it better myself.

Seto/Joey: GO HIKARI! You rock.

Me: Why thank you (blushes).

Malik/Marik: Look she's blushing! Kawaii!!!

Ryou/Bakura: Where's a camera when you need one! Yugi's Hikari never blushes.

Tēa: What kind of camera? 'cause I have some video cameras in my backpack.

Me: Yugi, Yami you're going to be late for your flight if you don't leave in the next five minutes! Are you packed and ready to go?

Yugi/Yami: Yes we're ready Hikari. See you in a week.

Tristan: Bring stuff back for us.

Yugi/Yami: We'll bring stuff back for Yami Hikari/Hikari, Seto/Joey, Ryou/Bakura, and Malik/Marik. But it remains to be seen if we bring stuff for you and Tēa, Tristan. Read and review. Syonara Mina-san!

Me: See you on the other side!

All except Yugi/Yami: Ja ne.