Disclaimer ~ I in no way own Alanna or any characters that were made up by
Tamora Pierce.
A/N ~ this is a plotless, pointless, random fic. I don't think there will e another chapter unless someone reviews, so if you like it please review.
Chapter One ~ Tuesdays Flying Pigs
"You know dude, Jonathan, whatever, we really should, like, quite all this fighting stuff," Alanna told him.
"BUT THEN WE WOULD BE TOTALLY WIPED OUT BY SCANRA YOU DORK!!!"
"Whoa, calm down. You need to, like, join all my peace lovin' sisters and brothers."
At that moment a heard of green, flying pigs flew past the window.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Help me Alanna! They've come from the Black God to make me pay my debts!" Jonathan cried to her, clinging to her hand.
"Stop bein' such a baby. It's Tuesday, pigs always fly on Tuesday. Stop crying and I'll give you candy."
"Candy!" Jonathan starts jumping around clapping his hands. "But will you get rid of the pigs?"
"No, pigs are good, we must keep the pigs."
A strange man walks in the door.
"King Jonathan, it is time for your hair cut," the newcomer announced.
"CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BOLD!!!"
"Never mind then, it's time for your anger management classes."
"I DON'T NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES! HOW COULD ANYONE IN THE WORLD THINK I NEED THAT!!!"
"Be peaceful it is the only way to solve anything," Alanna said.
"I AM BEING PEACEFUL! NOW GET OUT BEFORE I DESIDE TO HAVE YOU BOTH EXACUTED!!!"
A/N ~ writing about Jonathan is fun! I know that's a short chapter, but it's a random fanfic *looks around for support*. Anyway, please tell me if you want more.
A/N ~ this is a plotless, pointless, random fic. I don't think there will e another chapter unless someone reviews, so if you like it please review.
Chapter One ~ Tuesdays Flying Pigs
"You know dude, Jonathan, whatever, we really should, like, quite all this fighting stuff," Alanna told him.
"BUT THEN WE WOULD BE TOTALLY WIPED OUT BY SCANRA YOU DORK!!!"
"Whoa, calm down. You need to, like, join all my peace lovin' sisters and brothers."
At that moment a heard of green, flying pigs flew past the window.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Help me Alanna! They've come from the Black God to make me pay my debts!" Jonathan cried to her, clinging to her hand.
"Stop bein' such a baby. It's Tuesday, pigs always fly on Tuesday. Stop crying and I'll give you candy."
"Candy!" Jonathan starts jumping around clapping his hands. "But will you get rid of the pigs?"
"No, pigs are good, we must keep the pigs."
A strange man walks in the door.
"King Jonathan, it is time for your hair cut," the newcomer announced.
"CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BOLD!!!"
"Never mind then, it's time for your anger management classes."
"I DON'T NEED ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES! HOW COULD ANYONE IN THE WORLD THINK I NEED THAT!!!"
"Be peaceful it is the only way to solve anything," Alanna said.
"I AM BEING PEACEFUL! NOW GET OUT BEFORE I DESIDE TO HAVE YOU BOTH EXACUTED!!!"
A/N ~ writing about Jonathan is fun! I know that's a short chapter, but it's a random fanfic *looks around for support*. Anyway, please tell me if you want more.