Disclaimer ~ WHY CAN'T I OWN THE ALANNA SERIES!?! Oops it's Jonathan who
gets mad, not me. Hehehehehehe. I got some reviews (I wonder how that
happened) so here's another chapter. Oh yeah, I like cake (thank you why
doesn't anything else for offering). And thank you to everyone who
reviewed!
Chapter Two: Pigs Wedding
After Alanna left Jonathan to his yelling she went outside to talk with the pigs. It turned out that two of the pigs were getting married later that day.
"Can I be the flower girl?" Alanna asked.
"Sure," said the bride.
"I get to be a flower girl! I get to be a flower girl! I get to..." Alanna stopped her singing when she heard something fall from a window. She turned around and saw that it was a person that had fallen.
"Help me!" the person said, "Someone was singing and it gave me a heart attack."
"That's bad of your heart, it should be more peaceful."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I've fallen," literally, "into the clutches of an idiot!"
"There's no idiots around here, but why don't I write you a note to go to the nurse," Alanna tried to sooth him (while at the same time trying to write with the wrong side of the pencil).
"Flower Girl, the wedding's about to start," one of the green, flying pigs called.
George, who had been passing by at the time said, ""Are you about to marry me?!"
"No silly, it's the pigs wedding," she told him, completely forgetting the person on the ground.
"PIGS DON'T HAVE WEDDINGS!"
"Yes they do! And I'm the flower girl. Do you think I look nice enough to be a flower girl? Is there dirt behind my ears? Should I first get a manicure?"
"Could I ask you something Miss?" the person on the ground said, "Were you born a weirdo?"
"You really should be more kind to people, I find that very insulting," Alanna said. "Now I have to go be a flower girl."
Alanna walked through the isle, throwing flowers. She stopped behind the bride as they said their vows.
"I do," said the little green pig.
"You should, like, so not dude, he's like way to old for you."
All the pigs turned on Alanna and chased her out of the kingdom.
A/N ~ there's my next chapter, hope you liked it! And this is not the end of it; there will be more. Now would you please review!!!
Chapter Two: Pigs Wedding
After Alanna left Jonathan to his yelling she went outside to talk with the pigs. It turned out that two of the pigs were getting married later that day.
"Can I be the flower girl?" Alanna asked.
"Sure," said the bride.
"I get to be a flower girl! I get to be a flower girl! I get to..." Alanna stopped her singing when she heard something fall from a window. She turned around and saw that it was a person that had fallen.
"Help me!" the person said, "Someone was singing and it gave me a heart attack."
"That's bad of your heart, it should be more peaceful."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I've fallen," literally, "into the clutches of an idiot!"
"There's no idiots around here, but why don't I write you a note to go to the nurse," Alanna tried to sooth him (while at the same time trying to write with the wrong side of the pencil).
"Flower Girl, the wedding's about to start," one of the green, flying pigs called.
George, who had been passing by at the time said, ""Are you about to marry me?!"
"No silly, it's the pigs wedding," she told him, completely forgetting the person on the ground.
"PIGS DON'T HAVE WEDDINGS!"
"Yes they do! And I'm the flower girl. Do you think I look nice enough to be a flower girl? Is there dirt behind my ears? Should I first get a manicure?"
"Could I ask you something Miss?" the person on the ground said, "Were you born a weirdo?"
"You really should be more kind to people, I find that very insulting," Alanna said. "Now I have to go be a flower girl."
Alanna walked through the isle, throwing flowers. She stopped behind the bride as they said their vows.
"I do," said the little green pig.
"You should, like, so not dude, he's like way to old for you."
All the pigs turned on Alanna and chased her out of the kingdom.
A/N ~ there's my next chapter, hope you liked it! And this is not the end of it; there will be more. Now would you please review!!!