Romeo and Juliet
Cast of characters:
Director (purchases cupcakes and coffee): Bishounen
Escalus (prince of Verona): Milgasia.
Paris (a young nobleman): Valgaav
Capulet (head of Capulet house, father of Juliet): Zelgadis
Romeo (son of Montague): Xelloss
Mercutio (Romeo's best friend, the entertainer): Phibby
Benvolio (Romeo's cousin, peacemaker): Gourry
Tybalt (cousin of Juliet): Gaav
Friar Laurence (Romeo's confidante): Martina
Apothecary: Rezo/Kopii Rezo
Lady Montague (mother of Romeo): Zelas
Lady Capulet (mother of Juliet): Amelia
Juliet (daughter of Capulet) Lina
Nurse (Juliet's confidante): Filia
Chorus: Sylphiel
Person on charge of the lights: NoV
**
Behind the scenes:
Bishounen: I'm finally getting the big job I always wanted! Finally, I'm important!
NoV: Of course you are, dear. Go get me a cupcake.
Bishounen: Oh-kay!
Martina: Nova-chan! I demand to know why I have to play the part of a man!
NoV: It was common in Shakespeare's day. Think of it as tradition.
Martina: But I wanted to be Juliet!
NoV: Juliet has to kiss Xelloss.
Martina: Eww. Never mind!
Lina: About that kiss, I want everyone to realize that the kiss IS fake!!
Xelloss: (phases in) Of course, Lina-chan. If you say so.
Lina: You'd better not try anything funny!
Xelloss: ^.^
Lina: Grrrrr...
Amelia: Is Miss Lady Capulet a queen of Justice?
NoV: She isn't a queen at all.
Amelia: If she were a queen would she be a queen of Justice.
NoV: Interpret it the way you want.
Zelas: (phases in) Well, I'm sure that Lady Montague would be the best actress.
Amelia: No, she wouldn't! Miss Lady Capulet would! Because she has the power of Justice on her side!! And a husband.
Zelgadis: We're only pretend husband and wife. Remember that.
Amelia: Of course, Mr. Zelgadis.
Xelloss: I love you, Mommy! (glomp)
Zelas: Yes, yes. Don't suck up to me in public, dear.
Bishounen: (huff, huff) Here's your cupcake! (hands NoV a misshapen pastry smeared with multi-colored icing, and few hundred toothpicks sticking in it)
NoV: (takes the cupcake) Bish..where in the heck did you get this?
Bishounen: (smiles proudly) I made it all by myself!
NoV: Oh..well, it's lovely.
Bishounen: Isn't it?
Gaav: I have arrived.
NoV: Yes, you have.
Gaav: I shall bring fame from all over to this play!
Xelloss: I'm looking forward to killing you.
Gaav: And I'm looking forward to killing Hellmaster.
Phibby: Sweet lil ole me?
Xelloss: Hi Phibby, best buddy, Mercutio!
Phibby: Hiya best buddy, Romeo!
Filia: (walks in holding Val's hand) Come on, sweetie. We're here, everyone!
Xelloss: Yes. Hello overweight, obnoxious nurse.
Filia: Why you!! Val, honey, cover your eyes. (pulls out her mace, and swings and Xelloss with it) Come back here, you coward!!
Xelloss: (floats away) No thanks, Fi-chan! We stars like to keep our faces clean.
NoV: I knew he was gonna gloat. (sigh)
Val: (grabs NoV's collar) Shoot me.
NoV: If I did, then who would hit on Juliet?
Lina: What??
Val: (gulp)
Kopii: NoV? How are both of us gonna be the apothecary?
NoV: Well, if one of you are unable to perform, you'll have a back-up.
Rezo: You'd better back down now, Kopii. I'm playing the apothecary.
Kopii: As if! (blasts Rezo) If you're unable to perform, I get to take over.
Rezo: Like that'd ever happen. (blasts Kopii)
NoV: (ignores the brawl) Bish? Go get Zel some coffee. I think he needs it.
Amelia: (poking Zelgadis) Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis.
Bishounen: Right! Be right back!
Sylphiel: We're here! Sorry we're late.
Gourry: (waves)
NoV: Where have you been?
Sylphiel: I had to fix my sweet, widdle Goo-chan's hair. It was sticking up funny.
Gourry: (hair plastered to his head with gel) She said it was getting in the way of my pretty face.
NoV: Now we're just waiting for Milgasia...
Milgasia: I've been here the whole time.
NoV: What??? No, you haven't!!
Milgasia: Just kidding.
NoV: -.-0 Are we all here and ready?
Minna: (various answers)
NoV: Oh-kay, it's just about time to get started. Let's do this.
Cast of characters:
Director (purchases cupcakes and coffee): Bishounen
Escalus (prince of Verona): Milgasia.
Paris (a young nobleman): Valgaav
Capulet (head of Capulet house, father of Juliet): Zelgadis
Romeo (son of Montague): Xelloss
Mercutio (Romeo's best friend, the entertainer): Phibby
Benvolio (Romeo's cousin, peacemaker): Gourry
Tybalt (cousin of Juliet): Gaav
Friar Laurence (Romeo's confidante): Martina
Apothecary: Rezo/Kopii Rezo
Lady Montague (mother of Romeo): Zelas
Lady Capulet (mother of Juliet): Amelia
Juliet (daughter of Capulet) Lina
Nurse (Juliet's confidante): Filia
Chorus: Sylphiel
Person on charge of the lights: NoV
**
Behind the scenes:
Bishounen: I'm finally getting the big job I always wanted! Finally, I'm important!
NoV: Of course you are, dear. Go get me a cupcake.
Bishounen: Oh-kay!
Martina: Nova-chan! I demand to know why I have to play the part of a man!
NoV: It was common in Shakespeare's day. Think of it as tradition.
Martina: But I wanted to be Juliet!
NoV: Juliet has to kiss Xelloss.
Martina: Eww. Never mind!
Lina: About that kiss, I want everyone to realize that the kiss IS fake!!
Xelloss: (phases in) Of course, Lina-chan. If you say so.
Lina: You'd better not try anything funny!
Xelloss: ^.^
Lina: Grrrrr...
Amelia: Is Miss Lady Capulet a queen of Justice?
NoV: She isn't a queen at all.
Amelia: If she were a queen would she be a queen of Justice.
NoV: Interpret it the way you want.
Zelas: (phases in) Well, I'm sure that Lady Montague would be the best actress.
Amelia: No, she wouldn't! Miss Lady Capulet would! Because she has the power of Justice on her side!! And a husband.
Zelgadis: We're only pretend husband and wife. Remember that.
Amelia: Of course, Mr. Zelgadis.
Xelloss: I love you, Mommy! (glomp)
Zelas: Yes, yes. Don't suck up to me in public, dear.
Bishounen: (huff, huff) Here's your cupcake! (hands NoV a misshapen pastry smeared with multi-colored icing, and few hundred toothpicks sticking in it)
NoV: (takes the cupcake) Bish..where in the heck did you get this?
Bishounen: (smiles proudly) I made it all by myself!
NoV: Oh..well, it's lovely.
Bishounen: Isn't it?
Gaav: I have arrived.
NoV: Yes, you have.
Gaav: I shall bring fame from all over to this play!
Xelloss: I'm looking forward to killing you.
Gaav: And I'm looking forward to killing Hellmaster.
Phibby: Sweet lil ole me?
Xelloss: Hi Phibby, best buddy, Mercutio!
Phibby: Hiya best buddy, Romeo!
Filia: (walks in holding Val's hand) Come on, sweetie. We're here, everyone!
Xelloss: Yes. Hello overweight, obnoxious nurse.
Filia: Why you!! Val, honey, cover your eyes. (pulls out her mace, and swings and Xelloss with it) Come back here, you coward!!
Xelloss: (floats away) No thanks, Fi-chan! We stars like to keep our faces clean.
NoV: I knew he was gonna gloat. (sigh)
Val: (grabs NoV's collar) Shoot me.
NoV: If I did, then who would hit on Juliet?
Lina: What??
Val: (gulp)
Kopii: NoV? How are both of us gonna be the apothecary?
NoV: Well, if one of you are unable to perform, you'll have a back-up.
Rezo: You'd better back down now, Kopii. I'm playing the apothecary.
Kopii: As if! (blasts Rezo) If you're unable to perform, I get to take over.
Rezo: Like that'd ever happen. (blasts Kopii)
NoV: (ignores the brawl) Bish? Go get Zel some coffee. I think he needs it.
Amelia: (poking Zelgadis) Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis. Mr. Zelgadis.
Bishounen: Right! Be right back!
Sylphiel: We're here! Sorry we're late.
Gourry: (waves)
NoV: Where have you been?
Sylphiel: I had to fix my sweet, widdle Goo-chan's hair. It was sticking up funny.
Gourry: (hair plastered to his head with gel) She said it was getting in the way of my pretty face.
NoV: Now we're just waiting for Milgasia...
Milgasia: I've been here the whole time.
NoV: What??? No, you haven't!!
Milgasia: Just kidding.
NoV: -.-0 Are we all here and ready?
Minna: (various answers)
NoV: Oh-kay, it's just about time to get started. Let's do this.