Disclaimer ~ am I supposed to say something here? Yes? Now what would that
be? Is it that I like crows? No? Darn, I just thought I'd try. O.K., to the
point, *sob*, I do not own Alanna! *Breaks out weeping*.
Chapter Three ~ Red Giant BumbleBees on Wednesday
"HELP ME!!!" Alanna screamed as she was being chased by the angry pigs. "WHAT DID I DO TOO DESERVE THIS? I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! I'M TOO PEACEFUL TO DIE"
"We'll stop them," shouted a bunch of giant, red bumblebees.
"AHHHHHH! RUN!!!" Yelled the pigs, they were mortal enemies of the pigs.
"Thank you," Alanna told the bumblebees. "But, are you going to sting me?"
"No, we are done stinging for today," said their leader.
"You mean you like do sting people?"
"Oh yes, we do so all the time."
"That's bad, you need to be, like, more peaceful dude."
"But you see, one sting contains all our dietary nutrient and fiber for the next 24 hours," a baby bee told Alanna.
"Bein' healthy is the whole point of life you know."
"Of course it's not. It's just the biggest part. No, I was wrong, it's the second biggest part of life, the biggest is getting rid of green flying pigs."
"But it's Wednesday, pigs only fly on Tuesday."
"That's right, and bumblebees only fly on Wednesday, but there's about a two hour time space where we are both out."
"Thanks for savin' me and all, but I really think I should like be going now, Dudes. Wait, do you hear somethin'?"
All the bumblebees listened.
"Yea, I think I do. It sounds like a blood thirsty dinosaur looking for fresh meat."
"O.K. that's cool............... shouldn't we be running, like about right now."
"Good point, that would be advisable. Which way should we run?"
"THE OPOSITE WAY AS THIS CRETURE THAT IS ABOUT TO KILL YOU!!!"
"You know, you're pretty smart for a human."
At that point Alanna left the bumblebees to whatever fate may become them.
"Have you decided what way to go yet?" one of the bumblebees asked another.
"No, but I have a feeling that north would be best."
"I was thinking south."
"I got it?" said a different bumblebee; "We should go north/south. Like how there is north/east and south/west and all those."
"That's a wonderful idea! But which direction is north/south in?"
"Well..." and the giant, red bumblebees argued for the rest of their lives. (Which thanks the dinosaur was very short.)
A/N no, this story is not over yet. And thank you to everyone who reviewed! Though I'm still trying to figure out why anybody did (sorry, my brain's just a but slow right now). Please review again!!
Chapter Three ~ Red Giant BumbleBees on Wednesday
"HELP ME!!!" Alanna screamed as she was being chased by the angry pigs. "WHAT DID I DO TOO DESERVE THIS? I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE! I'M TOO PEACEFUL TO DIE"
"We'll stop them," shouted a bunch of giant, red bumblebees.
"AHHHHHH! RUN!!!" Yelled the pigs, they were mortal enemies of the pigs.
"Thank you," Alanna told the bumblebees. "But, are you going to sting me?"
"No, we are done stinging for today," said their leader.
"You mean you like do sting people?"
"Oh yes, we do so all the time."
"That's bad, you need to be, like, more peaceful dude."
"But you see, one sting contains all our dietary nutrient and fiber for the next 24 hours," a baby bee told Alanna.
"Bein' healthy is the whole point of life you know."
"Of course it's not. It's just the biggest part. No, I was wrong, it's the second biggest part of life, the biggest is getting rid of green flying pigs."
"But it's Wednesday, pigs only fly on Tuesday."
"That's right, and bumblebees only fly on Wednesday, but there's about a two hour time space where we are both out."
"Thanks for savin' me and all, but I really think I should like be going now, Dudes. Wait, do you hear somethin'?"
All the bumblebees listened.
"Yea, I think I do. It sounds like a blood thirsty dinosaur looking for fresh meat."
"O.K. that's cool............... shouldn't we be running, like about right now."
"Good point, that would be advisable. Which way should we run?"
"THE OPOSITE WAY AS THIS CRETURE THAT IS ABOUT TO KILL YOU!!!"
"You know, you're pretty smart for a human."
At that point Alanna left the bumblebees to whatever fate may become them.
"Have you decided what way to go yet?" one of the bumblebees asked another.
"No, but I have a feeling that north would be best."
"I was thinking south."
"I got it?" said a different bumblebee; "We should go north/south. Like how there is north/east and south/west and all those."
"That's a wonderful idea! But which direction is north/south in?"
"Well..." and the giant, red bumblebees argued for the rest of their lives. (Which thanks the dinosaur was very short.)
A/N no, this story is not over yet. And thank you to everyone who reviewed! Though I'm still trying to figure out why anybody did (sorry, my brain's just a but slow right now). Please review again!!