Disclaimer ~ Have I ever owned the Alanna series? I didn't think so, what a pity.

A/N ~ I just got back from my flute performance! Hay! I have been preparing for it from January. OK, you didn't come here to listen to me babble so one with the story.

Chapter Four ~ Gone For Good?

Alanna got back to the castle to find Jonathan in another argument with someone about some other class he was supposed to take.

"NO! I will not pass a law that everyone in Tortal (A/N ~ I hope I spelled that right, I really do not want to go and look it up right now) must take a weekly spelling test!" she could hear him saying.

"But King, all the other countries are doing it and if we don't we will be out of fashion," the lawmaker was saying.

"Um, King dude? Sorry to interrupt you, but I'm like back now and the pigs are gone," she told him as she walked by.

"They are! Then it is final, today is a national celebration for the ridding of the flying pigs."

"I would very much suggest that, and at the festival we will do spelling tests all day!" the lawmaker put in.

"GET OUT OF MY SIGHT YOU EVIL POOPOO HEAD!!!" The poor lawmaker left as fast as it is possible to go.

"But you know that the pigs will be back next Tuesday, right?" Alanna said.

"They will??? How dare those insolent little pigies! I'll have them hanged for this!" Alanna could see his face getting redder ever minute.

"That's bad, the only way to accomplish anything is though peace, like otherwise, everyone all gets mad at you."

"OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!" shouted Jonathan.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! How can I ever make it up to you? I'll buy you candy! I promise! PLEASE!"

But unfortunately for Alanna Jonathan was not listening any more and she was dragged to the gallows.

A/N ~ what do you think? Should I end it there? If no one tells me to continue I won't. Please review.