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"Guess what everybody?" yelled Legolas as he burst into the room.

Everyone looked at him, hoping it wasn't anything too stupid.

"What?" asked Aragorn, unable to resist any longer.

Legolas beamed, "Marcia and I are engaged!"

"WHAT?!!" screamed Gandalf, who then began to yell uncontrollably in an unknown language.

"Umm... who's Marcia?" asked Elrond, confused more at Gandalf's response than anything else.

Aragorn had fallen out of his chair and was sitting on the floor, laughing so hard that he was crying. "Marcia (burst of laughter)...I'm sorry but you see (laughs even harder)... Marcia... (laughter) she's a tree!"

"A tree," stated Elrond, incredulous.

"No she's not!" cried Legolas, his eyes flashing in anger, "She's beautiful and I love her! And if you can't accept that... then... then I don't like you anymore!"

"Pity," laughed Aragorn sarcastically.

Elrond elbowed him in the ribs.

"I'm sure we would all be glad to meet uh... Marcia, right Gandalf? Aragorn?" Elrond glared at them.

Gandalf reduced his rant to a mutter under his breath, and Aragorn bit his lip to keep from laughing until it began to bleed.

"Good. Show us the way Legolas!" commanded Elrond coolly.

"Yippee!" shouted Legolas joyously as he skipped out the door.

"Ugh," groaned Elrond, "This is going be a very long day..."

They followed him outside, not skipping, of course. Legolas ran up to the tree he had been talking to earlier and hugged it.

"Oh, great," chuckled Aragorn, "Now he's a tree-hugger!"

Elrond ground his heel into Aragorn's foot.

"Ow!" exclaimed Aragorn. He shot a menacing glare at Elrond, "That hurt!"

"So," said Elrond calmly, "This is Marcia."

"Yes!" said Legolas, grinning.

"I see," stated Elrond absently, a slight frown forming on his face.

"What's wrong, Elrond" taunted Gandalf, "Are you finally seeing it our way?"

"Whose way?" asked Aragorn, who had been too preoccupied with his injured foot to listen to the conversation.

"Our way!" said Gandalf.

"What way?!" insisted Aragorn.

"Oh, forget it," said Gandalf in disgust.

Elrond looked thoughtfully at the beaming Legolas.

"Forget... what?!!!!!" screamed Aragorn, unused to not being answered.

"I said, nevermind," said Gandalf, getting extremely irritated.

"FORGET WHAT?!!" roared Aragorn, making Marcia's leaves shake.

"Oh Sweetums, you're cold," Legolas gasped. "Here," he said, a green sweater miraculously appearing in his hand, "Take this sweater." He tied it around the tree.

"For some reason," mumbled Elrond to himself, "I have an odd urge to run screaming from the premise..."

"AAAAAHHHHH!" screamed Aragorn as he ran madly back to the house, an annoyed Gandalf hot on his pursuit.

"You can run, but you can't hide, Aragorn!" yelled Gandalf as he chased the running Aragorn expertly.

"That's it! Why didn't I think of it before?" shouted Elrond and he started swiftly back also, leaving Legolas alone with Marcia.

Finally all was quiet.

"Of course!" said Legolas to Marcia, "They loved you!"

Silence.

"Awww! Do I have to?!" he whined.

More silence.

"No. I won't"

Deathly silence.

"Fine!" shouted Legolas, "Be that way!" Storming away angrily, he didn't pay attention to where he was going.

"Now that we're engaged, she thinks that she has the right to run my life!" fumed Legolas, "Well I'll show her who's the boss around here! I'll show—" Thwonk!

Because of his insane rantings... he had ran into a tree.

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