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"Now, all I need is my extremely large hammer," mumbled Elrond, searching his study carefully for the object.
Suddenly, the door burst open, sending papers flying everywhere.
"Uhhg!" cried Elrond in frustration, his back to the door, as he chased after his white rectangles, "How many times do I have to tell you all not to slam my door open--or closed for that matter either?! It messes up my papers!" He turned to give one of his threatening glares at the person who had so rudely entered his study.
Pippin gave the surprised elf a satisfied grin.
"Pippin!" gasped Elrond. "Oh this is not good..." he began to mumble himself, "The last thing I need is another mentally disturbed person trying to injure me!"
Pippin cleared his throat, "Umm, hello? I'm still here, you know. And," he added, "I can prove I'm not crazy, and that I didn't hit Legolas with that arrow."
"How?" asked Elrond sarcastically, "Do you have a witness?"
"Actually..." Pippin said, smirking.
"You're kidding," said Elrond, incredulous.
"Nope!" stated Pippin triumphantly.
"Who?" Elrond asked.
The small hobbit leaned over and whispered it into Elrond's ear.
"You aren't serious!" Elrond said, unbelieving.
"I am," said Pippin, confident.
"Well..." said Elrond wearily, reaching under his desk and pulling out a large, heavy object, "In that case I had better take my hammer along anyway."
"Your hammer?" Pippin asked, confused.
"Yes, well, Galadriel... let's just say I'm not her favorite person."
"Oh."
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I'm sorry it's so short! The next one will be longer (I hope). But please tell me whether you liked it or not!