Sweet Sixteen and a Half

Chapter 9

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Serena's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

'Now the fun begins' I told myself as I got the thermometer.  Darien was going to be in for the time of his life.  I could tell that dream I sent him was still affecting him.  Secretly smiling to myself, I wondered how he would take it if I sent him another one……

Regaining my composure, I walked back into Darien's room, but not before I added a little swing to my hips.  By the look on Darien's face, I could tell that he noticed.

"Okay now Darien, just open your mouth and say 'Ahh.'" I stated lovingly and innocently.  Gulping, Darien opened his mouth and I slipped the thermometer in.  I just prayed that Amy was catching this all on tape…..

A minute or two later, I took the thermometer out. 

"Well, it reads normal" I said, trying to sound puzzled.

"Ah hem" Darien said clearing his throat.  "Maybe that's because I'm not sick."  I smiled inwardly.  He would be when I was done with him.

"Well, let me do a few more tests" I stated concerned.

"…….Tests?"

"Yes, tests" I replied simply.  "Does this hurt?" I asked, putting a hand on his chest and pushing, very, very, hard.

"YOUCH!" Darien screamed in agony.

"Oh poor baby" I replied, moving my hand in soft circles in the spot where I pushed.  "Does it hurt that much?"  I looked lovingly at Darien as he paled greatly.

"Sa…Sar….Sarah….I think that you should stop that now" Darien replied nervously.

"Why?" I asked innocently, rubbing my hand even more.

"Because……." he replied.

"Because why?" I asked back, still keeping my hand moving in circles.  Gosh, his skin was so soft…..wait. Keep your eyes on the prize girl.  You'll have plenty of time later….

"Because Sarah" he said, putting his hand on my arm, causing me to stop rubbing.  "Why are you here?" he asked suddenly, glaring at me straight in the eye.  Our eyes locked.  I felt myself breaking down.  No, I had to do this so I quickly looked away.  "We aren't sick, and you know it, so why are you here?" he continued.

"Because" I replied, my voice a seductive whisper, "We wanted to see you." 

I saw him gulp nervously.

"Sarah…" he was cut short as I kissed him smack on the lips.  At first, he didn't respond.  I didn't know if I should be happy that he refused to cheat on me, or sad that he didn't want to kiss me.  Slowly, I felt his arms wrap around me and pull me on top of him.  He then slowly flipped me on my back so that he was on top of me.  Okay, now I was scared.

"Darien" I pleaded, my voice just a whisper. 

"Shh, just relax" he whispered, his deep voice in my ear.  I felt my blood heat up about ten degrees.  His hands slowly began to caress my thighs.  I wiggled underneath him.  Tears sprung to my eyes.  Oh God, he would cheat on me, he IS going to cheat on me.  I thought he loved me, cared for me, promised that we would be together till the end.  His lips were on my neck, kissing me, sucking on me.  I wanted to push him off, but I couldn't….I was trapped.  His lips moved farther up my neck and soon he was sucking on my ear.

"Darien, are you sure this is a good idea?  I mean, what if someone catches us?" I asked nervously, trying to bide my time.

"Does it really matter?" he whispered huskily in my ear.  "You want me and I want you.  Are you telling me you've changed your mind?"

"Darien…." I pleaded, but I was cut off when his lips came crashing down on top of mine, smothering me.  I tried to resist, but it felt so right……..I kissed back.

"See Serena, things always do work out in the end, just keep in mind, I liked you better before you did the body makeover," he whispered drawing out of our kiss.  I nodded dumbly.  Hey, wait a minute……..

"WHY YOU NO GOOD LOUSY BASTARD!" I screamed, pushing him off me and jumping off the bed.  "YOU KNEW THE ENTIRE TIME!!!"  I watched as he pulled himself up and sat on the bed.  Then he laughed, he LAUGHED!

"Well you have to admit Sere; I'm only attracted to one girl."

I blushed feverishly as he said this.  "How long have you known?" I asked suddenly.

"Well" he said, grabbing my hand and setting me on his lap.  "I've wondered since the first time I saw 'Sarah', but to tell you the truth, I didn't figure it out until you kissed me.  I knew it then because I felt complete, and you're the only person who does that to me Sere."

"Endy…." I whispered as he messaged my cheek.  Leaning in, I let go of my disguise.  Sarah no longer was there, just Serena.

"Now the only question is…..what are we going to do now?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Raye's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

'5…………..4……………..3…………….2…………1…….'

CRASH

BOOM

SMASH

Took him long enough.

"Oh poor baby, is your headache gone?" I asked, running to his side in fake concern.  Gosh he was a site; egg all over his face and chili pepper gook all over his body.

"RACHEL, I FELL ON THE FLOOR, HAVE EGG ALL OVER MY FACE AND CHILI PEPPER GOOK ALL OVER ME, AND YOU ASK ME IF MY HEADACHE'S GONE?!?!?" Jedite screamed in rage.  It was so fun to do that to him.

"Yes" I replied simply.  I glared him in the eye, stubborn green ones against fiery blue ones.  I swear, if looks could kill, I'd be dead right now, but then again, he probably would be too.

"YES MY HEADACHE'S GONE!" Jedite seethed.

"Well, then my mother's remedy worked after all" I replied haughtily.

*sweat drop*

"Do you wanna get something to eat?" Jedite asked in defeat.

"Sure" I replied.  "But we have to be careful with you."  Jedite groaned at the thought of this.  I loved being in control.

"I take it this means that I can't have my super-duper-man sandwich?"  He asked in defeat.

"Yes"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Amy's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"You know, it's really quiet in here all of sudden" I stated, shifting from my comfortable position on the bed.

"Yea, I know what you mean" Zoisite commented.

"I'm getting kinda hungry, do you want something?" I asked, getting up.

"I don't know.  I'll come with you and we'll see what we can find."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Nephrite's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Laura, I AM FINE!" I screamed.  Laura was trying to talk me into a relaxing back message right now, but from the look in her eyes and the way she kept cracking her knuckles, I suddenly got a very bad feeling about it………

"But Nephrite, it'll help you calm down" Laura pleaded, cracking her knuckles again.

"Laura, I'M FINE!" I screamed. "See?" I asked, getting up and dancing around.

"Oh no you don't" she said, grabbing me and pinning me down to the couch.  "You're going crazy now, so just settle down!"

"Laura, I'M NOT CRAZY!!!!" I screamed in defense.  Gosh what's with this woman?  It's almost like she wants me to suffer.

"Stop denying it" she scoffed.

"Look Laura" I said sighing in defeat.  "How about we just forget about this and get something to eat" I prayed she'd accept.

"Well, I do make a pretty go meal" she replied.  "Let's go."

~~~~~~~~~~~Kunzite's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"That's amazing!! That's where I'm from too!" I exclaimed.  Michelle had just told me where she was from Juuban, exactly where I was from.

"Okay, enough talk about me" Michelle stated, flipping a piece of curly brown hair over her head.  Gosh, she looked so cute just sitting there.  Soft curly brown hair, lively green eyes, angel rose lips that were just dying to be kissed…………

'Get your mind out of the gutter!' I chided in my mind.  'You have Mina'

'Yea, but Mina's not here right now' another voice stated in my head.

'No, but that doesn't mean I should be looking at other woman' I replied.

'Yea, but this girl reminds you so much of Mina as it is, it's like you'd be kissing her, just in another body.'

'Yea, I bet her lips are just as soft………..wait, I am NOT going to kiss her!'

'Hey, don't listen to me; I'm just your conscience that knows everything you want'

Gosh this voice was starting to get really annoying.

'Just shut up already'

'Gee Kunzite, why don't you make me?'

'Just shut up!  I don't care if you're my conscience or not, just shut up!'

'You know, you might want to get back to reality now' my conscience stated.

'What?'

"Kunzite, Kunzite, Kunzite!!!!"

"What?!?!? I screamed, looking at the woman who just screamed in my ear.

"I asked do you want to go get something to eat?" she repeated annoyed.

"Oh, sorry.  Yea, let's get something to eat" I replied, putting a finger in my ear, trying to stop the constant ringing I was receiving right now.

"Let' go"

********Kitchen******** ~~~~~~~~~~~Raye's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~

"No Jedite, YOU CAN'T HAVE THE STUPID SANDWICH!"

"BUT I WANT IT NOW!!!!!"

"Rachel, Jed, you guys hungry too?"  Zoisite asked as he entered the kitchen with Amy right next to him.

"Yea, so how do you feel Zoisite?" I asked with concern.

"Fine, Amelia already asked, didn't you?" he asked turning towards Amy whose face was stained with a faint red.

"Well, did she examine you?  Because I mean, you could be sick and not feel anything" I explained with fake care.

"No, there's no need…….." Zoisite trailed off as I took out my thermometer I had gotten from the house before I left.

"Oh see, we need to examine you, because you could have picked up who knows what last night.  Amelia really shows her hair color some times.  Don't you Amelia?" I asked.  Looking over to where Amy was standing I swear I could almost see the smoke coming out of her ears. 

"For your information, Rachel" she seethed, putting an extra emphasis on my name, "He does not NEED an examination because HE is not SICK!"

"Hey what's going on in here?" I heard a voice ask to the left.  Looking in that direction, I saw that Lita and Nephrite had joined us.

"Is she checking you out too?" Nephrite asked Zoisite with pity in his voice.

"Yes" Zoisite stated simply as he removed the thermometer from his mouth.  "And I'm pretty sure we won't need this any time soon."  Opening the garbage can, he threw the thermometer in there, right next to Jed's super-duper-man sandwich.  I stared in shock as he did this.  How dare he do this?   That was MY thermometer that was rigged to give the wrong temperature and not HIS to throw away.

"YOU IDIOT!" I screamed.  "HOW DARE YOU THROW AWAY MY THERMOMETER LIKE THAT?!?!?!? FOR ALL YOU KNOW, IT COULD HAVE HAD SOME SENTIMENTAL MEANING TO IT!"

"Well, does it?" Zoisite asked.

"What?" I asked confused.

"Does it have sentimental meaning to you?"

"No, it's just a thermometer"

"My point exactly, so stop screaming already!" Zoisite said pointedly.

"Why you……"

"Hey guys!" I bubbly voice said.  Crap, now Mina and Kunzite were here.

"Hi Michelle, Kunzite" I replied happily, trying to cover up my true emotion right now.

"So Kunzite, how do you feel?" Lita asked, leaving Nephrite's side.

"I feel fine, thanks for asking" Kunzite replied nonchalantly.  "So what do you want to eat?"

Looking at Mina, I could see she didn't do her job either and by the way Lita was glaring at her, I could tell she noticed too.

"Well, how do you know that for sure?" Lita asked, fake concern dripping from every word.

"What?"

"How do you know that you're not sick?" Lita repeated.

"Well I…."

"You're shirts wet, you must be sweating!" Lita gushed.

"No Laura, that's my fault" Mina exclaimed.  Looking at her, I hoped she had a good explanation for this.

"You see, I didn't think Kunzite wanted me around, soIkindawascryingbuthewassonicethatheletmestaywithhimandIcriedintohisshirtsothat'swhyhisshirtisallwet" Mina blabbed out.

"What did she just say?" I asked Lita.

"She said 'You see, I didn't think Kunzite wanted me around so I kinda was crying but he was so nice that he let me stay with him and I cried into his shirt so that's why his shirt is all wet'" Lita quoted.

"Excuse us for a second" I said.  "I need to talk to the girls, alone."  The guys getting the idea, slowly backed away as we left through the kitchen door and out into the living room.

"What do you guys think you're doing?!?!?" I whispered harshly.  "We're supposed to be making their lives miserable!"

"But Raye….."

"Save it Amy.  I can't believe you did this!  I mean, you're the one who rigged the thermometers!"

"And you Mina, you cried into his shirt?" Lita scolded softly.  "I thought you were going to try and….."

"Just stop it" Amy demanded softly.  "I think, and my guess is Mina too, are sick and tired of pretending!  It's obvious that they're not going to cheat on us, so why keep this up??!!? I mean, they were already chased by a man through the hotel, jumped into a pool with their clothes on, got lost, bought crazy gifts, like a shrunken head" she looked at Lita when she said this, "had the sprinkler system go haywire, AND got chased around the island by demented island natives, just because they told them in Hawaiian that they claimed the pregnant tuna fish and duck!  This is just insane!"

"I agree with Amy" Mina whispered.  "I think we should stop this right now"

"Oh really?" I asked angrily.

"What's going on here?" I heard a voice ask from behind.


"Well Serena, it turns out that these two" I motioned my hand over to Amy and Mina, "don't want to go along with the plan."  I waited for Serena's response, but she just stayed calm and collected.

"And why is that?" she asked calmly.

"Because we feel the guys have suffered enough" Amy replied.

"I understand where you're coming from" Serena stated.  "I know I too feel the same way"

"You what?!?!" I screamed.  "Oh sure, go and take their side.  Come on Lita, let's get out of here!" I exclaimed.  Grabbing Lita by the wrist, I dragged her to the front door.  With a slam, we were gone.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Amy's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Thanks for understanding Sere" Mina whispered quietly.  "It means a lot to us"

"And it would mean more to you if I actually was nice to Darien, wouldn't you?" she asked, a bit of anger in her voice.

"You mean that you didn't…….."

"No Amy, I continued with the plan, even though I didn't want to"

"That's absurd!" I cried. "How can you………."

"Amelia, I suggest you shut up now" Serena stated flatly, causing me to look at her in surprise.

"You know Serena, I don't know about you, but if you're not with us, then you're not with us" Mina stated.  I sighed, but she was right. 


"Come on Amy, let's go"  Just like Raye and Lita left, we did too, leaving Serena standing alone, a single tear running down her face.

---------Yea!!! Done!!!! *Angry readers surround Angel with butcher knives* AHH!!!! I GIVE!!!!!

Everyone listen up!!!  I was going to make this chapter a little longer, but I have sooo many ideas that I've thought of and so many ideas that you guys have thought of, I figured that since you guys are the ones that are reading the story, you're the ones that should decide what happens next!!  Here are your choices

1) Serena goes to Darien after the fight and together, they tell the guys and decide to play a huge prank on the girls

2) The girls make up and decide to go swimming, where they meet the boys, apologize, etc. and play chicken in the pool.

3) The girls stay mad at each other all night and guys, finding out from Serena about their argument, invite them over and end up play truth or dare  (like in Sweet Sixteen)

4) The girls, still angry, split with their corresponding guy and go do different things.

a. Mina, Kunzite, Amy, and Zoisite go surfing or go down to the pool.

b. Raye, Jedite, Lita, and Nephrite, do something else like shopping again? (Okay, if you guys choose this one, I'll need ideas!)

c. While this occurs, Serena and Darien plan a huge prank on everyone.

LET ME KNOW!!!!!  (You can send me an email, or just tell me what you'd like when you review)

~~~~~~~~~~Special thanks to Pyro*Chic for the idea of the girls getting into a fight

~~~~~~~~~Also, I special thanks to eX Driver Liz for reminding me about the video cameras!!!