The box of Dooooooo
Chapter 3
The swear pill.

Author 1: To the readers I apologize for the late release date, I just got Samurai warriors and then you can probably fill in blanks form there.

Author 2: Just get to the point

Author 1: Anyway here is the list of Players left in the game

X Barkeep MoMo Riku Yuna Jr. Kos-Mos Mr.T?

Author 2: Why don't you tell them the special mystery surprise we did this time.

Author 1: (Manically) Ha Ha Ha. Today we secretly fed one of our contestants a pill that causes them to swear uncontrollably bear in mind it is censored for our rating.

Author 2: Uh oh.

Author 1: What?

Author 2: That was supposed to be next week.

Author 1: Holy (bleep) what is the mystery surprise this week? (Author one gets an electric shock.)

Author 2: This week whenever someone swears they get an electric shock.

Author 1: oh g-d.

Author 2: you still did it?

Author 1: yep

Author 2: This might be interesting.

(Cut to the box, Yuna and junior keep sleep singing the theme to rawhide, Mr.T repeatedly punches his pillow, Riku is looking around for some sugar packet, and MoMo wakes up) MoMo: Hi every body have a (Bleep)'n morning. (Electric shock administered). Hey what the (bleep) was that (Electric shock administered). Ow! That (bleep)'n hurts (Electric shock administered). Hey

Mr.T: (waking up) I pity the fool who woke up without setting his alarm clock.

(Every body wakes up)

Jr.: Why is MoMo lying on the ground severely in pain?

Yuna: I don't' know maybe Riku will know

Jr.: Maybe not (Points to Riku in a golem pose)

Riku: noooooo I need sugar, sugar make me young, sugar is what I am...NOOOOOOOOO (Riku explodes into nothingness)

Yuna well that was anti climactic.

Mr.T: I pity the fool who was just suffering from a sugar addiction that required some medical attention.

MoMo: Where the (bleep) am I? (Electric shock administered). Why the (Bleep) am I getting shocked? (Electric shock administered). I'm (Bleep) not (Bleep) even (bleep) swearing this (bleep) time (lightning storm hangs over MoMo) Holy (bleep). (Lightning storm comes down and fries MoMo causing her to explode).

KosMos: (secretly computing) 3 down.

Author1: next time be sure to turn in and watch our new episode, a cut of T.