Sweet Sixteen and a Half

Chapter 13

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***FOR ALL THOSE WHO MIGHT BE CONFUSED, DARIEN IS THE ONLY ONE SO FAR WHO KNOWS THAT THE GIRLS ARE IN DISGUISE!!!****

~~~~~~~~~Zoisite's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"One…..more…..floor" I panted as I clung desperately to the hand railing at the side.

"And we thought that this would be a good idea" Amelia wheezed behind me.

"Yea, but we have….we're here!!" I cried as I stepped onto the landing.

"We made it!" I cried.  Turning around I picked up Amelia and spun her in a circle.  Setting her down, I realized what I had just done.  'Kuso! Just because you miss Amy doesn't mean you take your feelings out on her!'

"Umm, come on Amelia, let's get going" I said hastily.  Turning around, I briskly walked away, leaving a confused Amelia behind.

"Hey, wait for me!"

~~~~~~~~~~Nephrite's POV~~~~~~~~~~

"Why did you do that?" Laura snapped as I stumbled blindly into the elevator.  "I could have been ahead by…." she looked at her watch, "Five seconds!"

"Oh really?" I drawled out slowly.

"Yes, thanks to your big..."

"Now, now Laura.  Is it really polite for women, such as yourself, to cuss in front of a fine young gentleman like me?"

Oh, I'll show you fine young gentleman!"  Laura got an evil look in her eye.

"Umm, Laura, I don't like the look of that…."

"Oh trust me, you won't, especially when I'm done with you"  Bending her knees, slightly, I could tell she was going to lunge.

"Come on Laura, let's be reasonable about the entire matter" I reasoned weakly.

"Oh really"

I needed to get out of here.  Looking up, I noticed that we were just about to pull unto the tenth floor.

"On second thought…." I stated evilly.  The elevator doors opened and I ran out.  "You can do what you will if you beat me to the door!"

"What the…. CHEATER!!! Wait for me!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Kunzite's POV~~~~~~~~~~~

"Michelle, is there something wrong?" I asked worriedly as I looked over at her, only to find her shaking.

"Oh yea, I'm fine….just you know…afraid of being trapped in small close spaces with a guy whose standing really close to me"

"Oh so you're Closter Phobic?" I asked.

"What?"

"I said, you're Closter Phobic then" I repeated.

"Oh no thank you, I don't smoke"

*sweat drop*

"No, I mean, that you're afraid of small, closed spaces" I explained.

"What?  Oh no, of course not"

"But you just said that"

"I said that?  When?"

"Just seconds ago"

"What did I just say seconds ago?"

"That you were Closter Phobic!"

"No thank you, I don't smoke"

"Ahh!!" I screamed.

*Thunk*

*Thunk*

*Thunk*

*Thunk*

"Umm, Kunzite what are you doing?" Michelle asked.

"Banging my head on the wall, what does it look like?"

"Why are you doing that?"

"What do you mean?  I do this everyday at this time" I stated sarcastically.

"Oh….okay, continue then"

*Thunk*

*Thunk*

*Thunk*

*Thunk*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Jedite's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Bye-bye birdies.  Fly away!  Fly away!" I screamed to the blue, pink, and yellow birdies flying around my head.

"Oh you idiot, SNAP OUT OF IT!" Rachel screamed, slapping me upside my head.

"OWWWIEEE!!!!" I wailed as her hand came in contact with my head.

"You deserved it" she muttered contemptuously.

"Where'd the old lady go?" I asked, regaining my senses.

"Oh her, she left right after you blacked out"

"Oh, well good.  I mean, if she would have stayed around longer, who knows I might have done to her."

"Yea, like you could actually hurt someone"

"Hey, I could too!"

"Yea, right"

**silence**

"Umm, Rachel, what were doing again?" I asked stupidly.

*Sweat drop*

"Well" she said matter-o-factly, "we were on our way up the condo…"

"AHH!! THE RACE!" we cried simultaneously.

"Quick, what floor are we on?!?!?" I asked panicked.

"The fifth floor…I think"

"AHHH!!!!"

"Oh calm down" Rachel ordered.  "We'll just take the elevator."

"Oh, that's what I was about to say"

"Yea, sure."

We walked over to the elevator, and pushed the button.  In a matter of seconds, the elevator appeared and we made our journey up the tenth floor.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Darien's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`

"Oh Endy" she murmured softly as I softly began to suck on her neck.

"Oh Sere, you taste so good" I muttered as I slowly kissed my way up her neck.

"Endy" she purred as I kissed her slightly swollen lips.

This was going to be longer than I thought.

~~~~~~~~~~~Amy's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Come on, hurry!"  Zoisite urged as we made our way to the door.  I was still in shock as to what had happened back at the landing.

"I'm coming Zoisite, hold your horses" I tiredly stated as I followed slowly behind him.

"We're here!" Zoisite screamed in triumph.  Looking around, I noticed that no one else was there.  The door was still locked, so no one had entered.

"That's odd" I muttered.

"What's odd?" Zoisite asked.

"No one's here yet" I stated.

"So"

"Well, don't you find it a bit odd?" I asked.

"Well, I guess…."

"YEA!! WE MADE IT!" I heard a voice scream behind us.  Turning around, I saw Mina…ahem, Michelle, and Kunzite standing next to each other.  Kunzite didn't look to good.

"Are you guys the only one's here so far?" Kunzite asked.

"As far as we know" I replied.

"Hey guys!" Someone called to my left.  Turning towards the voice, I saw Nephrite, looking slightly out of breath.

"Quick! Hide me!" he urged as he ducked behind Kunzite.

"Okay, where is he?" a heard a voice seethe.  Looking over to where the voice came from, I saw Lit….Laura standing there, murder written clearly all over her face.

"Where's who?" Kunzite asked.

"Don't play games" Lita snapped.  "I know he's hiding behind you."

"AHH!!!" Nephrite screamed as he jumped out from behind Kunzite and ran to the door.

"Haha, I'm safe now" he taunted.

"Not for long"

"Hey guys, did you happen to see my birdies?  I lost them."   Looking over to where the voice came from, I saw Jedite standing there…if you called it standing.

"Jedite you don't look so good" I remarked as he leaned a great deal on Raye.

"Yea, Jedite here got beaten up by granny" Raye snickered

"WHAT?!!?"

"Long story, let' just get inside" Raye sighed.

Pulling out my keys, I opened the door and we all filed inside.

"Is everybody here?" Nephrite asked as he made his way to the couch.

"I think so" Zoisite replied.

"Hey, where's Sarah and Darien?" Laura asked suddenly.  We looked at each other.  Where were they?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Serena's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Endy" I whispered slowly against his lips.  "Shouldn't we be getting back right about now?" 

He paused and looked at me.  His Earth blue eyes were dark with desire. 

"I think they can wait a little bit longer" he growled slyly before descending upon my lips once again.

*******30 minutes later******** ~~~~~~~~~Lita's POV~~~~~~~~~~~

"Gosh darn it all!" I cried in frustration.  Where the hell were they?

"Maybe they got lost" Jedite suggested stupidly.

"OWE!"

"That was being an idiot" Raye smirked as Jedite clutched his head in pain.

"Do you have any better ideas?" Jedite retorted angrily.

"Hey, maybe they decided to have a little 'fun' if you know what I mean" Nephrite grinned.

"OWE!"

"That" I stated.  "Was for being an idiot."

"I thought Jedite was the idiot" Nephrite defended.

"You know, he's right" Raye stated innocently.  "So….. we'll just have to say that he's the moron of the group"  We all cracked up at her remark…that is, everyone except Nephrite.

"I fine that's not very funny" he pouted.

"There, there Nephrtie" Mina comforted.  "At least you don't have to stick your head down the toilet like last time"

"Last time?  Who told you that?!?!?" Nephrite screamed.

Uh-oh

"Umm….hehe, you know, it's the funniest thing…"

"I'll kill whoever told you!" Nephrite raged.

"Nephrite, calm DOWN!" I screamed at him.  He turned to me and glared me straight in the eye.  Oh he should have learned a long time ago never to mess with me, especially in a staring contest.

"Shh, maybe they won't hear us"

"I highly doubt that"

Voices came from the doorway.

"Is that?" Amy asked.

"I think…." Zoisite trailed off.  We all ran to the doorway to see who was there.  Sure enough, it was Serena and Darien….but something looked different about them.

"Where were you?!!??!" Kunzite screamed as soon as he saw them.

"Umm…hehehe, you know, it's the funniest thing" Serena stated nervously.

"We thought that we were meeting in our condo" Darien explained.  Serena looked at him.

"What he said"

I shook my head.  She never was a good liar, but then again, I knew she'd tell us the truth later, if you know what I mean.

"It doesn't matter you guys, let's just play truth or dare"

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Okay, now I WAS going to end it there….but I promised everyone that I'd write Truth or Dare in this chapter and I figured to make up for the short chapter last time, you should get an extra long chapter this time.  So without further to do, the moment you've all been waiting for….……Truth or Dare.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Serena's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

We gathered around in a circle in the living room.  Darien sat to my right and Amy sat to my left.  I wish I knew what I was getting into.

"Now, before we start, I believe that there is a certain little 'bet' that needs to be taken care of" Lita smiled wickedly.

"What are you talking about?" I asked confused.

"Well, since you two were the last ones to enter the condo…" Jedite supplied.

"You two have to stick your heads down the toilet" Raye finished.

"WHAT?!?!!?!?!?"

"You heard the ladies" Nephrite smirked.

"Why I oughta…."

"Wait a minute you guys" Endy barged in.  "It was the last person who entered…not last persons."

"So?"

"Well" Endy explained.  "We entered together; therefore, since there was no last person, the bet is officially vetoed."

"What?!?!?"

"He said that since they got here at the same time, the bet cancels" Amy explained.

"Ohhhh"

*sweat drop*

"I knew you'd come in handy" Mina exclaimed, slapping Amy on the back.

"Come on you guys, let's just play" I urged.

"Okay, fine.  I go first.  Umm…..Nephrite, truth or dare?" Lita asked.

"Dare"


"Okay, I dare you to stick your head down the toilet, and after you do it, no one else can"

"WHAT?!?!?" Nephrite screamed in angst.  "YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS"

"Oh but I am" Lita replied.

"But…."

"A dares a dare" Jedite snickered.  "And well, what can I say, you're attracted to toilets."  Nephrite slapped Jedite upside the head.

"OWE!!!"

"I'll be back" Nephrite sighed as he got up to leave.  Hearing a flush a few seconds later, Nephrite came out with yet again a soaked head.

"Ewwwww" we girls cringed.

"Haha, now it's my turn" Nephrite grinned evilly.

"Jedite, truth or dare?"

"Dare"

"Okay, I dare you to….."

"Yawn, I can't sit here all day"

"Shut up you idiot!!" Nephrite snapped.  His face slowly rose into an evil smile.

"Okay Jedite, you think you're 'all that', why not prove it?  I dare you to dump shaving cream all over yourself and run around the hotel screaming "look at me, I'm shaving cream boy!"

"WHAT?!?!?" Jedite screamed in disbelief.

"You must be kidding" Lita laughed.

"Nope."

"But I don't want to ruin my good clothes!" Jedite whined.

"Who said that you'd be wearing any clothes?" Nephrite grinned wickedly.

*gulp*

(AN: Thanks to happygolucky111 for the idea with the shaving cream! I never would have thought of that! J)

************Ten minutes later****************

"You got it all on tape, right Ames?" I asked Amy as Jedite returned, looking quite disgruntled from his little jog in his boxers and shaving cream.

"Yup" Amy assured.

"What happened to you Jed?  You look like you got hit by a car!" Kunzite snickered.

"Haha, very funny, but for your information, I ran into that lady again.  This time she was SURE that I was trying to rape her!  I mean, me rape an old grandma like her!  Can you believe that?!?!"  We all broke out laughing.

"What's so funny?"

"Let me guess, she set her cane on you again?" Raye snickered.

"Yea, how'd ya know?"  Raye slapped him on the head.

"What was that for?"

"I don't know, but it's your turn to ask someone!" Raye screamed.

"Really?"

"Yes!"

"Are you sure?"

"YES!"

"But are you positive?"

"YES ALREADY!!"

"Would you be willing to bet your life on it?"

*bonk*

"OWE!!! What was that for?" Jedite asked angrily.

"Being an idiot, now come on and ask someone already!!!"

"Okay, I choose…….."

-----------------Dun, dun, dun.  *Ducks flying butcher knives*  Hey!! I'm sorry I had to end it there, but this was getting WAY to long!!! It's eleven pages on my computer!!! Plus….*ducks more flying butcher knives*  I ran out of ideas for truth or dare.  Well, if I thought of any, they were REALLY stupid.  So…..

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