Sweet Sixteen and a Half

Chapter 17

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Previously from Serena's POV:

"What's going on?" I asked when he didn't say anything at first; I started to get very worried.  The next thing I knew, he was laughing.

"Dare I ask?"

When he finally got a hold of himself, he smiled and looked at me.

"Well this is what the guys have planned…."

~~~~~~~~~~Darien's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 Leaning forward, I whispered what we were going to do in her ear.  Pulling back, I smiled humorously at her, waiting to see her expression.  She turned and looked at me, her eyes blazing.

"Sere, is something…"

SLAP

A large red handprint marked my face….again.

"Sere, just give me a chance to explain…."

SLAP

"Sere…."

"DON'T YOU SERE ME!" she cried angrily.

"But I thought…."

"YOU THOUGHT WRONG!" she screeched. 

"But-"

"It's not nice to talk about your lower region"

"But I'm…"

"Again with the butts?!?!?!?  Why not just say ass, cuz that's what you are right now"

"Sere, what's your problem?!?!" I screamed angrily.

"My problem, MY PROBLEM!?!?" she screeched.  "It's YOUR problem."

"What?" I asked confused.

"Look" she explained.  "Those girls have been through a lot these last couple of days.  We've been afraid that all this time that you guys would cheat on us.  Well, they already think that you're cheating on me, but still, how do you think they're going to react once they find out that the guys will be cheating on them?  I mean sure it's pretend but…." she trailed off.  I never thought of it that way.

"Well, what should we do?" I asked.

"Uh-uh-uh.  It's not what WE can do, but YOU'RE going to do." she smiled evilly at me.

*gulp*

"Sere….you know I don't like that look."

"Just put it this way muffin.  If they get mad at you, you're going to live to regret this." she grinned, winked and moved towards the door.

Somehow, I didn't like the sound of that.

**Previously for all the girls: The guys have the girls pinned, or in 'awkward' positions, and are about to whisper something in their ears…**

~~~~~~~~~~Mina's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

 "I would never cheat on you Mina" he whispered in my ear.

"Oh that's good…….WHAT?!?!?" I screamed.

"Surprise Mina!" he smiled.

"How…when…you…"

"Truth or Dare" he replied simply.  I glared evilly at him. 

"YOU IDIOT!" I cried angrily.  "YOU NEARLY GAVE ME A CUPID ATTACK!"

"Umm…I think you mean heart attack" Kunzite corrected.  Growling at him he gulped nervously.

"Kunzite" I said sweetly, watching his face go from frightened, to shocked, to confused in one second flat.  "Could you do me a favor?"

"Umm….sure" he replied nervously.

"RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!" and he took off with me right behind, dropping the disguise along the way.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Lita's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I just wanted to let you know that I never want to kiss a toilet again Lita" Nephrite muttered.

"What?!" I asked him in disbelief.

"Hello Lita" he grinned.

"Why you….*SLAP*….stupid…*SLAP*……IDIOT!"

"Lita calm down!" Nephrite screamed, rubbing his sore cheek.

"You want me to calm down?" I asked, anger in my voice.

"Umm…."

"Okay, just one more thing" I smiled.

"And what would that…." but he didn't finish because I just kneed him where it hurts, causing him to keel over in pain.

"Never under estimate a woman" I smiled brushing my hands together and walking out of the room.

~~~~~~~~~~~~Amy's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Yes?" I encouraged as his fingers moved slowly away from my mouth.

"I just want to let you know that….I love you Amy"

I looked at him.  His face was a crimson blush.

"Do you….hey wait!" I exclaimed.

"Umm, yea, you can drop the disguise, I know about it" Zoisite stated simply.

"WHAT??!?!?"

"Umm, Amy calm down…"

"How long?!?!?" I demanded.

"Well…."

"How long!?!?!?"

"Well, for a while I guess…."

"Zoisite, have you ever seen me very, very, very angry?"

"Umm, well….."

"Because that's what I am right now!" I screamed, causing him to jump.

"I'm going to…..get going…..now" Zoisite laughed nervously as he ran out of the room.

"Men"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Raye's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Jedite…." I murmured as he trailed more kisses up my neck.

He stopped again and looked my straight in the eye.  'He's going to kiss you!' my mind screamed.  He wouldn't, he couldn't.  His lips slowly inched closer to mine.

"Would you like a sandwich?" he asked pulling away and walking towards the refrigerator.

(An: imagine Raye falling over Anime style here….)

"Wha….."

"I asked, 'would you like a sandwich?'" Jedite repeated.

"But…you…and…."

He continued making his 'sandwich' while I stood there in utter shock.

'I must be loosing my mind' I muttered as Jedite just stood there making his sandwich.

"Oh, yea, where were we?" Jedite asked once he was done.  I stood there as he approached me ever so slowly. 

"Jedite…." I warned, but his lips descended onto my own.

"Raye, what would you say if I told you I knew you were Raye?" Jedite murmured as he broke the kiss.

"What?" I asked in a hazy state.  Then it dawned on me.

"Why you little….." I seethed.

"Umm Raye....." Jedite trailed off.

"YOU'RE GOING TO PAY!" I screamed.  Reaching over and grabbing the sandwich plate, I threw it at Jedite's head.

"YOU DESTROYED MY SANDWICH!" Jedite cried in agony.

'That's not all I'm going to break!" I seethed as I grabbed the chair and broke it in half.

"Raye….*SMASH*….I don't think….*SMASH*…..RAYE!"

"Run while you still can sandwich boy!" I screamed.  Dropping my disguise, I slowly began to mutter one of the many curses I had learned from the shrine.  Funny, I never thought I'd use them, except on youmas of course.

"RAYE!" Jedite screamed, but I paid no attention and kept muttering the curse.

"I've gotta go….like now" Jedite gushed as he took out through the kitchen door.  Dropping the spell, I smiled in satisfaction. 

"Works every time"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Serena's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"To late" I muttered as I heard everyone's voices from the other rooms.

*gulp*

I grinned evilly as Endy stood there.

"Come on, we might as well straighten this out" I sighed as I grabbed Endy and headed for the living room.

"Did you see what she just did?"

"That's nothing to what Raye almost did"

"I've never seen Amy so mad!"

"Whose idea was this anyway?"

As we walked into the living room , all eyes turned to us.

"Look guys…" Endy started, but was interrupted.

"You guys are gonna pay!" I heard the girls scream.  Looking over Nephrite's shoulder, I saw that the scouts had joined together.

"Hey, don't look at us, Darien put us up to it!" Jedite cried in defense.

"Sure, he did" Raye said, sarcasm dripping from her voice "and I'm the sugar plum fairy"

"Well now that you mention it…"

*SMACK*

"Hey!  What was that for??!?" Jedite asked in irritation.

"For being an idiot!" Raye screamed back.  By now, all the girls were out of their disguises and were looking very angrily at the guys.

"Umm…..hehehe" Jedite laughed nervously.

"Look, we should just forgive them" I stated.

"WHAT!?!?" the scouts screamed.

"We should just forgive them and head home" I said again.

"Sere, are you nuts?" Lita asked in irritation.

"Well…." I pulled the girls aside and explained to them my plan.

After I was done, they all smiled happily at me.

"So, you forgive us?" Nephrite asked hopefully.

"Yea we do" Lita said sweetly.

"Let's go home" Amy said.  With a round of nods, we packed, joined hands and transported home.

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