Sweet Sixteen and a Half

Epilogue

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An: I know some people out there are wondering why Darien got slapped.  Well, basically Darien 'let it slip' so to speak that it was the girls in disguise.  If it were me, I'd be mad that he ruined the entire plan.  Now on with the story!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Author's POV~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

It had been a week since they transported home.  Everyone did eventually forgive each other about 99.999999999999999999999999%.  It was still cold outside and no one was happy that they only had two days before winter break was over with.  The girls were gone as of right now and the guys are sitting in Darien's apartment talking.

"I DON'T WANN GO BACK TO SCHOOL!" Jedite cried in despair.

"Lower the decibels!" Nephrite ordered as Jedite continued on his rave.  "You're sounding like Serena when she doesn't have any money for video games."

"You know that's all an act" Darien scoffed as Nephrite pulled Jedite into a headlock.

"AHH!!! UNCLE, UNCLE!" Nephrite let go of Jedite's head.

"Hey, where are the girls?" Kunzite asked, interrupting the feud that was going on.

"I don't know" Zoisite mused.  "They probably went to the arcade or some place like that"

"Hey, was it just me, or were the girls acting really strange this morning?" Darien asked as he moved towards the window.

"Yea, I know what you mean" Nephrite said, forgetting about Jedite for the moment.

"They seemed to be in a hurry" Kunzite bemused.  "I actually saw Mina outside the arcade this morning at seven."

"Mina got up at seven?!?!?" Nephrite stared wide eyed.  It was a known fact that Mina believed that 'beauty rest' was the most important ingredient in a girl's routine.  Anything before noon on a weekend or vacation was considered 'unhealthy.'

"I swear I saw her this morning" Kunzite defended. 

"Hey, what were you doing up that early anyways?" Jedite asked, dragging out his question.

"Early morning jog you idiot.  Or haven't you ever heard of that?"

"Why I oughta…."

"Guys, don't fight!" Zoisite sighed as he stood between the two.  "Honestly, can't you guys go for ten minutes without fighting?"

"Nope"

"Probably not"

*sweat drop*

"Why?" Zoisite asked.

"Well, if Ms. Hair Queen over here wouldn't call me names…"

"Call you names?  YOU'RE the one calling ME names!"

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Beauty queen"

"Idiot"

"Hair queen"

"Mama's boy"

"Hey, I resent that!"

"Well at least I didn't drag us into the entire mess with the phrase 'Hey, I know what we can do!  We can pretend that my mom's sick and we have to take care of her.'"

"Don't deny that you had fun!"

"Fun?  FUN?!?! You call getting chased around by Hawaiian natives around the island and chased around the hotel by a 'hotel security' guy, then you're nuts!"

"Yea, but we got to spend time with our girlfriends." Jedite said brightly.

"Only we didn't know it was them!"  Kunzite cried in defense.

"Actually, I knew…."

"Keep out of this Darien!"

*CREEK*

"What was that?" Nephrite asked.

"Sounded like someone coming through the door" Zoisite sighed.  "Like, gee, I don't know, the girls"

"Ohhhhhhhh"

*sweat drop*

"Hey, is anybody home?!?!" I voice called from the front door.

"Yea, we're in here!" Zoisite called.

"Could you guys come here and lend us a hand?" the same voice shouted.

"Sure Lita, be right there!"  Zoisite looked around.  "Well, you heard the girl, let's get going!

Walking over to the front door, they saw nothing buy bags.

"Ummm………….."

"Would you guys be a dear and take these inside?" a voice muffled, dumping the packages on Jedite.

"Hey!"

"Where did you get all this stuff?" Darien asked in disbelief.

"Shopping, there's more downstairs" Raye commented as she dusted off her hands.

"More?"

She nodded her head.  "Are you coming or aren't you?"

As the guys headed downstairs, they were greeted with a room full of packages.

"Where did you get these?!?!?!" Jedite screamed.

"We bought them silly" Lita said, appearing out of no where.

"Come on and help us carry this stuff upstairs" Raye ordered in that tone that said 'don't mess with me.'  Sighing, the guys grabbed as much as they could carry and headed upstairs.

After ten trips downstairs, they finally got all they needed.

"Where did you get this stuff?" Jedite asked again.

"Mall" Raye replied.  "And don't ask me again!"

And eerie silence descended upon the group.

"Where exactly did you get the money?" Darien asked at length.  He looked directly at Serena.  "Well?"

"Well, umm….."

*Silence*

"Sere"

"Well, ya see…."

"If that's all you can say, I'm turning on the tube" Jedite muttered as he plopped down on the couch and grabbed the remote.  Turning on the T.V., it opened up to America's Funnies Home Videos.

"And tonight's one million grand prize winner is……….AHH!! THE TOASTER'S ON FIRE!!!"  The scene switched and played the tape of the guys in their condo deciding what to do about the burning toaster.  The guys stood there in shock.  They watched as they made a complete fool of themselves.

"This cannot be happening!" Kunzite muttered in disbelief as they were about to throw water on it.  Everyone's heads turned slowly towards the girls who were cowering together.

"Umm….I guess that answers your question, doesn't it?"

THE END!!!!

~I'm done!!! THANKS YOU GUYS FOR ALL OF YOUR REVIEWS AND COMMENTES!!! Now this will be my last story for a while since school is a huge pain right now.   I've already gotten comments about writing a trilogy to the story.  I don't know if I'll do that or not, you decide!   If anybody has any kind of story ideas they would like me to write about, or even do a trilogy, PLEASE REVIEW AND TELL ME SO!!!  

*This is also for everyone who has stuck with me in reading.  Thanks a bunch you guys!!!!  And a want to give an especially big thanks to all those reviewed.  You don't know how much messages can do to a person (Good ones that is! ^.~ ) 

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            Angel

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