I do not condone doing drugs... just eating them.

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"I want to fly, my daughter can so, so should I"

"Go HURCULE!"

"Shut up joey!"

"Yes sir,"

"Servant let me fly,"

"Yes master, this a new product called crack,"

"What does it do?"

"It allows the user to fly,"

"Hand it here,"

"Crack it gives you wiiiiiings,"

"I said shut up joey or I'll eat you,"

"Sorry Mr. Satan,"

"Now how do I use this crack?"

"Snort it,"

"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!"

"Sniff really quickly and make it go up your nose,"

"Fine.. here goes..."

"Sniff it, sniff it, sniff it,"

"SHUT UP JOEY!!!"

"Master, are you all right?"

"WEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeEEEEE,"

"Um.. master?"

"I can FLY!"

"No you can't retard!"

"Téa shut up! Mr. Satan is the coolest that is why I serve him.."

"Kiss my ass Triston,"

"WWWWWWEeeeeeEEEEEEEeee I love crack,"

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No seriously you don't want to end up like Hurcule do you?