Chapter 2: Havoc!
(Please immature people; do not enter because this closet pervert is
showing her true identity. Meaning ME.) And also people who likes Sakura...
beware.......There is still yet to come...........
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto because he is taken by Soraiku Myurakai.
And Kakashi is also taken by Faye Heizenburg.
Sakura couldn't believe herself. All this time, she thought she loved Sasuke. But she loved LI!! And the feelings towards Sasuke were suddenly gone. (Tuturuu, Tuturuu? What is Sakura going to do know??) "Would you like to come in?" Sakura's sudden offer made Rock Li's eyeballs pop out. It was like a miracle! All this time Sakura was rejecting his shining smile and telling him how thick his eyebrows were. Li's body temperature was 10C up. "Re, re..re..re..really???????????" "Ofcourse, my love. Oh, I mean Li-san." Fumes came out of Rock Li's ears. When he entered, Sakura quickly locked the door.
"This is a nice house." Rock Li said trying to calm his vibration. "Where are your parents?" "Oh, they won't be back today, that's for sure." Sakura looked at Rock Li with horny eyes. "Would you like some CANDY? Or some LEMONADE?" "I I..I would like them both." Li said not knowing the hidden hint hint meanings behind those offers. "Just sit there and relax. I won't be long."
Rock-Li sat on the fluffy tiger-patterned couch. He was thinking of MANY MANY things. Maybe Sakura-san like me now. Maybe she will finally go out with me rather than that worthless Sadistic Sasuke. But Rock Li's expectations were much higher than that.
Sakura suddenly appeared wearing nothing but her pink-showy-gorgeous bra and underwear. "Here's you CANDY and LEMONADE with extra suga and service. If you want it, come and claim it, big boy!" "Oh, Sakura-san!" Both of them couldn't resist their raging hormones. And together they had a splendid night. (oooe..)
Meanwhile, Sasuke have had another paranoiac night because of having another nightmare of Sakura sexually harassing him. He instantly looked at his penguin clock and became astonished. It was 3 o'clock in the morning! "Jesis Christ!" He said although he was a Satanist. "Sakura's not here!!!"
The fact that Sakura hadn't visited him in her usual routine in 1 o'clock made Sasuke even more paranoid. Is she planning to actually make an attempt to harass me now??? What is she up to?? Goddammit when will she stop harassing me? Or maybe she gave up on him...but was highly impossible for Sasuke to believe. So he stayed up all the rest of the night as if he were prepared for terrorists attacks.
The next morning, Rock Li put on his froggish green nimmmu outfit and scarfed his sexy muscular body. "Do you have to go?" Sakura moaned. "Not really but I'll have to check what's going to happen to the genins know that the jounins ran away." Rock-Lee kissed her. "Don't worry my chipmunk, I'll be ready for tonight." Rock Li put his thumb up and made a promise. Then they kissed again. This time for a long long time.
Sakura left eventually after 1 hour Lee had left. Her head was aching and she wanted to feel the soft breeze after one special night. Her life was totally different now. Now she Loves Rock-Lee. As she was skipping merrily and singing to herself she suddenly bumped into something. She thumped hard on the floor. She was very very pissed at the "something" that disturbed her merry feelings.
Apparently....it was Neji. "Watch it! You......" Sakura started but she suddenly gasped at Neji's stare. Hmmmm...... Hmmmmmmmm..........hmm........(ow-oh..) As Neji looked at Sakura, he was confused at why one of Kakashi's students was flushing. "sorry umm....." "Sakura, I'm Sakura...would you be kind enough to please pull me up?" Neji reluctantly gave her a hand. Sakura was now directly staring in to his deep byakugan eyes...which appeared very mysterious and cute to Sakura. Sakura looked at Neji's outfit...very ninja and kewl. Sakura looked at his hair. Very long and ...tempting. "What's the matter?" Neji asked. ...to be continued.....
Wahahahahaha!! My 2nd episode is here to wreck havoc! Innit perverted?? Innit innit? I'm a pervert and I admit it. Who would have known Sakura's...next move...and the next one? (I'll try not to make it the same situation with Rock-Lee, if people wants me to. Depends on the reviews but I know I'll get none). I am totally making fun of Sakura and I totally ate her. I ate herr. I ate herr so moch. (Scottish accent: do you get it?) Neways, sayonara, soshite Fanfiction wo yonndekurete-arigato. (means, good bye and thank you for reading fanfiction)
Sakura couldn't believe herself. All this time, she thought she loved Sasuke. But she loved LI!! And the feelings towards Sasuke were suddenly gone. (Tuturuu, Tuturuu? What is Sakura going to do know??) "Would you like to come in?" Sakura's sudden offer made Rock Li's eyeballs pop out. It was like a miracle! All this time Sakura was rejecting his shining smile and telling him how thick his eyebrows were. Li's body temperature was 10C up. "Re, re..re..re..really???????????" "Ofcourse, my love. Oh, I mean Li-san." Fumes came out of Rock Li's ears. When he entered, Sakura quickly locked the door.
"This is a nice house." Rock Li said trying to calm his vibration. "Where are your parents?" "Oh, they won't be back today, that's for sure." Sakura looked at Rock Li with horny eyes. "Would you like some CANDY? Or some LEMONADE?" "I I..I would like them both." Li said not knowing the hidden hint hint meanings behind those offers. "Just sit there and relax. I won't be long."
Rock-Li sat on the fluffy tiger-patterned couch. He was thinking of MANY MANY things. Maybe Sakura-san like me now. Maybe she will finally go out with me rather than that worthless Sadistic Sasuke. But Rock Li's expectations were much higher than that.
Sakura suddenly appeared wearing nothing but her pink-showy-gorgeous bra and underwear. "Here's you CANDY and LEMONADE with extra suga and service. If you want it, come and claim it, big boy!" "Oh, Sakura-san!" Both of them couldn't resist their raging hormones. And together they had a splendid night. (oooe..)
Meanwhile, Sasuke have had another paranoiac night because of having another nightmare of Sakura sexually harassing him. He instantly looked at his penguin clock and became astonished. It was 3 o'clock in the morning! "Jesis Christ!" He said although he was a Satanist. "Sakura's not here!!!"
The fact that Sakura hadn't visited him in her usual routine in 1 o'clock made Sasuke even more paranoid. Is she planning to actually make an attempt to harass me now??? What is she up to?? Goddammit when will she stop harassing me? Or maybe she gave up on him...but was highly impossible for Sasuke to believe. So he stayed up all the rest of the night as if he were prepared for terrorists attacks.
The next morning, Rock Li put on his froggish green nimmmu outfit and scarfed his sexy muscular body. "Do you have to go?" Sakura moaned. "Not really but I'll have to check what's going to happen to the genins know that the jounins ran away." Rock-Lee kissed her. "Don't worry my chipmunk, I'll be ready for tonight." Rock Li put his thumb up and made a promise. Then they kissed again. This time for a long long time.
Sakura left eventually after 1 hour Lee had left. Her head was aching and she wanted to feel the soft breeze after one special night. Her life was totally different now. Now she Loves Rock-Lee. As she was skipping merrily and singing to herself she suddenly bumped into something. She thumped hard on the floor. She was very very pissed at the "something" that disturbed her merry feelings.
Apparently....it was Neji. "Watch it! You......" Sakura started but she suddenly gasped at Neji's stare. Hmmmm...... Hmmmmmmmm..........hmm........(ow-oh..) As Neji looked at Sakura, he was confused at why one of Kakashi's students was flushing. "sorry umm....." "Sakura, I'm Sakura...would you be kind enough to please pull me up?" Neji reluctantly gave her a hand. Sakura was now directly staring in to his deep byakugan eyes...which appeared very mysterious and cute to Sakura. Sakura looked at Neji's outfit...very ninja and kewl. Sakura looked at his hair. Very long and ...tempting. "What's the matter?" Neji asked. ...to be continued.....
Wahahahahaha!! My 2nd episode is here to wreck havoc! Innit perverted?? Innit innit? I'm a pervert and I admit it. Who would have known Sakura's...next move...and the next one? (I'll try not to make it the same situation with Rock-Lee, if people wants me to. Depends on the reviews but I know I'll get none). I am totally making fun of Sakura and I totally ate her. I ate herr. I ate herr so moch. (Scottish accent: do you get it?) Neways, sayonara, soshite Fanfiction wo yonndekurete-arigato. (means, good bye and thank you for reading fanfiction)