Chapter 3: Sakura loves...wait a minute! She loves who?
to readers: i am not going to reveal any more sexual intercourse so please tell me if u want more. and i lov naruto. i just don't like the other two. and Itachi, i would have followed to his death bed if he was real. u HAVE been warned on the previous 2 chapters so don't blame me.
"I better go, the 5th are in DESPERATE need for us genins and chunins." Neji said as he forsaw not very very good outcomes with his byakugan. "Wait a minute! I want to talk to you for a moment!!" Sakura said but Neji ran away.
She felt her heartbeat. Yes! This is true love!! She had no mistake. Neji was the one for her and something told her it was destiny. What was she ever thinking? Sasuke was just too cool (not THAT cool the hot cold cool) and Rock-Lee was ...wrong. Neways she loved Neji now. and it was what she had been born 4.
As she was preparing herself to her new commitment, she saw Naruto running towards her. "SAKURA-CHAN!!!!" he cried...and he really was crying. "what is the matter? did something happen to Neji?" #inner Sakura= (goddammit!!! stop ruining my SACRED love u chibi!)
"huh? OH forget about Neji!!!" he had to breath a little because of his long run. "anyways I've heard that u and that GEJIMAYU... well....you know.......??" (Go Naruuto! wheee) "oh that......that wasn't me. well, it was me but it was the past me and not fully me because me, meaning I was not conscious for not realizing the true love that fulfilled me and turned me into myself."
".........................i don't get it." sakura snorted. "humph! ofcourse u wouldn't get it u baka!" with that, she took over the manga and named the title "the sakura and another city". naruto later on went and spent a muni muni nice nice night with some cute girl who deserves much much (X100) more than sakura (go naruto wheee!!!)腀腩caution: NOT ME!!)
Meanwhile the news spread. (not to mention Rock-Lee was spreading them) Everybody lost their bet on whether the two most unlikely-to-be-combined championship winners would get together. The news spread to Sasuke. Who was about to cut himself on the guts before any more mental abusement. so he ran away to Egypt, where he was taken to a harlem not knowing wat it was.
So sakura went and planned how to make neji hers. She knew Neji was more into himself than sasuke so following him around would not be a wise idea. (she did consider doing that after he left). neways, so one sunny morning. she waited behind a corridor to 'accidently' bump into neji. 'make this be his sacred love' she prayed but sorry. god didn't like her.
Well, she did meet neji. but she didn't just bump into neji.
"Neji-Kunn!!!"
She pushed Neji so hard that he flew to Russia.
Sakura stared at the disappearing star high above the rainbow.
Hours has passed but she still cried and cried and didn't stop. Lee got mad and frustrated that it was about Neji that he found himself a cute pink bunny and named it Sakura and pretended it was Sakura. The bunny was horny anyways.
Meanwhile....Neji was forced to work for a collectivized farm.
Sakura kept on crying and crying. Finally, she figured out that this wasn't getting anywhere so she just went outside for a walk just for refreshment. "Neji-kun will always be with me. even if it was for a short time." (Author: but Neji's still alive!!!) "I will not love and i have never love anybody else as I loved Neji."
Well....that is kinda true.
Tears came flooding out of her green eyes as she thought of the byakugan user that had to work for evil communists. The scary part is she didn't think it was her fault.
then strolling around comes the deer-circle. (people who knows kanji will know) he saw Sakura crying and felt sorry for her (even if he didn't know the reason). he's a nice guy.
With his smart sharp talk, he starts making a psychology-level statement that it wasn't her fault and that it wasn't her destiny. "You are right ." she said to deer-circle. "anytime. cause we're friends, right?" Sakura nodded with pride...and something else.....
oh no...she was looking at HIM again with a mysteriously dangerously acidic gaze. hmmmm...................... hmmm...... hmmmm...............................her eyebrows twitched. hmm......................
tuturuu? ya like it? like it? story will continue until i lose my hornyness and gain my boredom of making fun of sakura. i am sorry sakura lovers. you HAVE been warned.
.....to be continued.
to readers: i am not going to reveal any more sexual intercourse so please tell me if u want more. and i lov naruto. i just don't like the other two. and Itachi, i would have followed to his death bed if he was real. u HAVE been warned on the previous 2 chapters so don't blame me.
"I better go, the 5th are in DESPERATE need for us genins and chunins." Neji said as he forsaw not very very good outcomes with his byakugan. "Wait a minute! I want to talk to you for a moment!!" Sakura said but Neji ran away.
She felt her heartbeat. Yes! This is true love!! She had no mistake. Neji was the one for her and something told her it was destiny. What was she ever thinking? Sasuke was just too cool (not THAT cool the hot cold cool) and Rock-Lee was ...wrong. Neways she loved Neji now. and it was what she had been born 4.
As she was preparing herself to her new commitment, she saw Naruto running towards her. "SAKURA-CHAN!!!!" he cried...and he really was crying. "what is the matter? did something happen to Neji?" #inner Sakura= (goddammit!!! stop ruining my SACRED love u chibi!)
"huh? OH forget about Neji!!!" he had to breath a little because of his long run. "anyways I've heard that u and that GEJIMAYU... well....you know.......??" (Go Naruuto! wheee) "oh that......that wasn't me. well, it was me but it was the past me and not fully me because me, meaning I was not conscious for not realizing the true love that fulfilled me and turned me into myself."
".........................i don't get it." sakura snorted. "humph! ofcourse u wouldn't get it u baka!" with that, she took over the manga and named the title "the sakura and another city". naruto later on went and spent a muni muni nice nice night with some cute girl who deserves much much (X100) more than sakura (go naruto wheee!!!)腀腩caution: NOT ME!!)
Meanwhile the news spread. (not to mention Rock-Lee was spreading them) Everybody lost their bet on whether the two most unlikely-to-be-combined championship winners would get together. The news spread to Sasuke. Who was about to cut himself on the guts before any more mental abusement. so he ran away to Egypt, where he was taken to a harlem not knowing wat it was.
So sakura went and planned how to make neji hers. She knew Neji was more into himself than sasuke so following him around would not be a wise idea. (she did consider doing that after he left). neways, so one sunny morning. she waited behind a corridor to 'accidently' bump into neji. 'make this be his sacred love' she prayed but sorry. god didn't like her.
Well, she did meet neji. but she didn't just bump into neji.
"Neji-Kunn!!!"
She pushed Neji so hard that he flew to Russia.
Sakura stared at the disappearing star high above the rainbow.
Hours has passed but she still cried and cried and didn't stop. Lee got mad and frustrated that it was about Neji that he found himself a cute pink bunny and named it Sakura and pretended it was Sakura. The bunny was horny anyways.
Meanwhile....Neji was forced to work for a collectivized farm.
Sakura kept on crying and crying. Finally, she figured out that this wasn't getting anywhere so she just went outside for a walk just for refreshment. "Neji-kun will always be with me. even if it was for a short time." (Author: but Neji's still alive!!!) "I will not love and i have never love anybody else as I loved Neji."
Well....that is kinda true.
Tears came flooding out of her green eyes as she thought of the byakugan user that had to work for evil communists. The scary part is she didn't think it was her fault.
then strolling around comes the deer-circle. (people who knows kanji will know) he saw Sakura crying and felt sorry for her (even if he didn't know the reason). he's a nice guy.
With his smart sharp talk, he starts making a psychology-level statement that it wasn't her fault and that it wasn't her destiny. "You are right ." she said to deer-circle. "anytime. cause we're friends, right?" Sakura nodded with pride...and something else.....
oh no...she was looking at HIM again with a mysteriously dangerously acidic gaze. hmmmm...................... hmmm...... hmmmm...............................her eyebrows twitched. hmm......................
tuturuu? ya like it? like it? story will continue until i lose my hornyness and gain my boredom of making fun of sakura. i am sorry sakura lovers. you HAVE been warned.
.....to be continued.