YOU! ??No not that Yu YOU!! Go and STUDY !! Stop wasting your precious
time reading this stupid fanfic story. Yes I am a teenager too. And i KNOW
how hard it is to concentrate on paper questions crap but you have to go
through it. What? Who bellowed, 'u too'???
....well HELL WITH IT!! I'm BORED!!!
Chapter 3: Sakura...u are getting out of hand
"Hey, handsome. Do you want to come over for some PARTY?" "...what...?" The 'handsome' squeaked. "Sakura, are you all right?" "...I am now." Handsome felt a sudden chill behind his back. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, and the obaasann and ojiisan and....all the other stuff. The handsome was Shikamaru.
"I...I better go. Sorry to interupt." Shikamaru tried to run away from the humongously horny pink-haired girl. He didn't want to involve in ANY kind of trouble, which he felt there was, according to his IQ 200 . And besides, she wasn't his type. But Sakura was very very strong in special occasions.
She grabbed the tiptoeing Shikamaru's chonmage (hair like shikamaru's) and with almighty strength, pulled him down where he fell with a thump...in other words he was laid.
(wow wow, hold it Sakura!)
Sakura bunji-jumped towards Shikamaru's body. But he quickly rolled sideways and let the agressive panda hug the concrete floor. DUSH!!! (oi, that musta've hurt)
For another few seconds Sakura stayed in her banging posistion. "....Sakura?............................." Shikamaru suddenly felt that he had commited murder. He wanted to check if he was dead (not to check if she was alright). So he picked up a nearby stick and poked her...because he didn't want to share Sakura's gucci scent.
Like a zombie with raging horomones, Sakura's sudden move made Shikamaru become a reptile. "Uwaaaaaaaa!!!!" "Oh, my sugurplum, what are you screaming for." Well, maybe because of the fact that she had blood all over the face and her nose was broken. Or maybe because her tits were shown and she had no fingers.
Anyways, so Shikamaru was shocked. He would have went and spied for Bush if his fear would go out. To get away from this situation, he suddenly started blabbering a bunch of garbage. "Sa....sa..sa..sa.Sakura. If...if you're going to plan on harassing me, well....I can't ..you know.....I like somebody else..Yes!!! I love Ino!!" "Don't be silly my pumpkin. Ino loves Sasuke-kun." "Well..no she doesn't. She loves me......In fact we're already married."
"NO !!!! I don't believe you! Stop fooling me around with your smart attitude young man. YOU lie!!" "no no no" Shikamaru tried to persuade. "In fact we already have a kid. And our kid is choji." "What?!!" "Yes. Our kid is Chouji and there is nothing you can do about it." "Well, E-hem, Mr. Smart Guy. Chouji is the same age as you!!! Don't tell me you fucked each other when you were 0 years old." "No no no" A drop of sweat treakled through shikamaru's chin. "You see....Chouji is really 0 years old right now. He just looks old becasue we used the Vu-du Potion." "What?!" "Yes. This Vu-Du Potion is used to grow people extremely quickly. So within just a month, Chouji became 13 years old." "So you mean you had SEX when you were 12 years old??" ".....well.....yeah."
Sakura gaped. After a few moments. Fire started fuming out of Sakura's hair hole. And oni fangs and horns were sticking out. "Sakura.......calm down."
"GO TO HELL YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sakura swung her outraged hand with an additional super power of black fire.
Shikamaru died.
Sakura again cried and cried for losing her beloved ex-husband... "god...." She sniffed "Men are such whores."
And so Sakura got frustrated for finally realizing that nobody would truely love her(except Lee). To be specific nobody would love a psycho stalker. So Sakura was soon dying for love. But since nobody would give it to her, she went and raped every Shinobi in Konoha. The funny thing is, Sakura never got pregnant. But only the women did................
The End
To readers: sorry to finish the ending too quickly i just got bored with this story.
Chapter 3: Sakura...u are getting out of hand
"Hey, handsome. Do you want to come over for some PARTY?" "...what...?" The 'handsome' squeaked. "Sakura, are you all right?" "...I am now." Handsome felt a sudden chill behind his back. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, and the obaasann and ojiisan and....all the other stuff. The handsome was Shikamaru.
"I...I better go. Sorry to interupt." Shikamaru tried to run away from the humongously horny pink-haired girl. He didn't want to involve in ANY kind of trouble, which he felt there was, according to his IQ 200 . And besides, she wasn't his type. But Sakura was very very strong in special occasions.
She grabbed the tiptoeing Shikamaru's chonmage (hair like shikamaru's) and with almighty strength, pulled him down where he fell with a thump...in other words he was laid.
(wow wow, hold it Sakura!)
Sakura bunji-jumped towards Shikamaru's body. But he quickly rolled sideways and let the agressive panda hug the concrete floor. DUSH!!! (oi, that musta've hurt)
For another few seconds Sakura stayed in her banging posistion. "....Sakura?............................." Shikamaru suddenly felt that he had commited murder. He wanted to check if he was dead (not to check if she was alright). So he picked up a nearby stick and poked her...because he didn't want to share Sakura's gucci scent.
Like a zombie with raging horomones, Sakura's sudden move made Shikamaru become a reptile. "Uwaaaaaaaa!!!!" "Oh, my sugurplum, what are you screaming for." Well, maybe because of the fact that she had blood all over the face and her nose was broken. Or maybe because her tits were shown and she had no fingers.
Anyways, so Shikamaru was shocked. He would have went and spied for Bush if his fear would go out. To get away from this situation, he suddenly started blabbering a bunch of garbage. "Sa....sa..sa..sa.Sakura. If...if you're going to plan on harassing me, well....I can't ..you know.....I like somebody else..Yes!!! I love Ino!!" "Don't be silly my pumpkin. Ino loves Sasuke-kun." "Well..no she doesn't. She loves me......In fact we're already married."
"NO !!!! I don't believe you! Stop fooling me around with your smart attitude young man. YOU lie!!" "no no no" Shikamaru tried to persuade. "In fact we already have a kid. And our kid is choji." "What?!!" "Yes. Our kid is Chouji and there is nothing you can do about it." "Well, E-hem, Mr. Smart Guy. Chouji is the same age as you!!! Don't tell me you fucked each other when you were 0 years old." "No no no" A drop of sweat treakled through shikamaru's chin. "You see....Chouji is really 0 years old right now. He just looks old becasue we used the Vu-du Potion." "What?!" "Yes. This Vu-Du Potion is used to grow people extremely quickly. So within just a month, Chouji became 13 years old." "So you mean you had SEX when you were 12 years old??" ".....well.....yeah."
Sakura gaped. After a few moments. Fire started fuming out of Sakura's hair hole. And oni fangs and horns were sticking out. "Sakura.......calm down."
"GO TO HELL YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sakura swung her outraged hand with an additional super power of black fire.
Shikamaru died.
Sakura again cried and cried for losing her beloved ex-husband... "god...." She sniffed "Men are such whores."
And so Sakura got frustrated for finally realizing that nobody would truely love her(except Lee). To be specific nobody would love a psycho stalker. So Sakura was soon dying for love. But since nobody would give it to her, she went and raped every Shinobi in Konoha. The funny thing is, Sakura never got pregnant. But only the women did................
The End
To readers: sorry to finish the ending too quickly i just got bored with this story.