WARNING THIS IS CRAP.

My tribute to Americanized Hentai

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"What are you doing?"

"I'm just watching Winnie the Pooh,"

"Triston you're a teenager!"

"So are you Anzu,"

"But I'm not watching that.... That... SHIT!"

"So...."

"Oh my god... I can't believe it!"

"What?!"

"It's turning you on!"

"No it isn't!"

"Oh yeah move that pillow!"

"So what, I like piglet..."

"That's sick!"

"So you like Tigger!"

"So? I have a reason!"

"What?"

"It's long, thick and covered in hair think, about it!"

"And piglet is round, perk and pink! Think about that,"

"No it's sick! Damnit Triston I turn around and you start masturbating!"

"UHH"

"Stop moaning Tristan!"

"But Piglet... is so perky!"

"Will this get your mind off of that pig?"

"Yes...Let me see your tits again!"

"NO!"

"C'mon Tigger is back,"

"Uhh,"

"See it's fun getting off on kids shows"

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Think about that next time you surf the net in search for lousy American excuses for hentai.