Chapter 5
A/N: 4 words: You ain't seen nothing yet.
Sonic: That's 5 words, you jackass.
Sonic and Shadow had slept the rest of the night. Hey, doing stuff like that can tire a hedgehog out. The next day, Sonic and Shadow met up with Tails to see how things went down after he broke it to Amy.
"So?" Sonic said, sitting on the edge of his seat. Shadow even looked excited.
"Well, I told her..." Tails looked down.
"And?" Sonic whined.
"And she cried..."
"That was to be expected..." Shadow noted.
"And thenshekissedme and said she would stand by your side, Sonic." Man, the floor sure did look interresting.
"Wait...what was that last part? She kissed you?" Sonic said disbelievingly.
"No, I kissed her. I mean, it was confusing!" Tails clutched his head in his hands, "Then she said she didn't like me like that and well... She had this look on her face..."
"That girl doesn't know when to give up. I'll give her that." Sonic laughed.
"What look?" Shadow unexpectedly asked.
Tails looked over at Shadow, "This look...like she'd never be happy again. But she could deal, you know?"
"Yeah, I do, actually." Shadow reached for his glass of water, taking a sip. Tails couldn't read his expression as he drank.
"Anyway," Tails started, "I'm going with Fiona now."
"Good for you. But there's still this Amy problem..." Sonic trailed off.
Meanwhile, outside the window, a figure disappeared suddenly.
Maria I jumped from the house, landing on the ground and hiding behind a wall.
"A problem that will soon become your worst nightmare!" She threatened in her eerie voice.
Amy looked down at the list in her hand. "Well, I don't see why I have to do the shopping by myself. They had left overs from the BBQ. Lazy bums."
The pink hedgehog walked down the street unsuspectingly in the crisp morning. It was the morning after the BBQ party and everyone was still in bed. Amy hadn't gotten much sleep, with pressing matters on her mind after all. She still couldn't see how her hero and ex-future husband was gay. Of course, she had no hateful feelings toward him whatsoever...
"THAT BASTARD!" Amy suddenly cried out loud. Nobody was out on the street in the morning, but she was still embarassed none the less. "Where'd that come from?"
A girl suddenly appeared. She looked familar but had on normal clothes. Jeans and a t-shirt advertizing some random rock band. She had inky-black hair tied back with a ribbon. But she had these blood-red eyes. Amy swore she'd seen her somewhere.
"Do I know you?" Amy asked curiously.
The girl shook her head, "No, who are you calling a bastard?" she asked innocently.
Amy blushed (of course, being pink, you couldn't see it) "you heard that?"
"Yeah. Whoever you said it to must have deserved it. What's wrong?"
"Oh someone I know just lied to me, that's all."
The girl blinked, "That's all? But that's alot in itself." She suddenly took her hand, "Come on, we'll talk to Sonic right now."
Amy tried to pull away, "Hey! I never told you his name! Or even if its a he!"
Maria's grip was too strong for Amy. "Your the only talking hedgehog around. Its not to hard to figure out," She glared at her and Amy glared back. But soon Amy's glare weakened, left by a deep emptiness. Maria finally let her go.
"Excellent. That night you hit me, I knew you had power. And now that I've hypnotized you, that power can be harnessed by me!" Maria went into insane laughter.
"You know what? I'm getting tired of waking up and not smelling any food!" Knuckles growled as he stumbled into the kitchen, Rouge right behind him. He turned around, sticking a finger at Rouge's nose, "How come you never cook?"
"Because the only thing you can taste in my cooking is the instant sauce. And your finger if you don't get it out of my face!" Rouge deadpanned.
(a/n: betcha can't guess where that's from!)
Fiona stumbled into the kitchen also, "Where's Tails? And Amy?" Since she found out that Amy was no longer a threat to her mission of getting Tails, she started being mild to the hedgehog.
"Tails left eariler to meet up with Sonic. And I guess Amy went out to get breakfast." Rouge predicted.
"Oh I hope so!" Knuckles drolled, stars in his eyes.
"God knows what we missed being up here." Rouge mumbled, "I'm gonna go watch tv."
Fiona grabbed a spatula and a serving spoon, holding them like weapons, "Stand back! I shall prepare the first meal of the day!"
Knuckles giggled oddly, "I LOVE YOU!"
"Hey, back off, Fiona." Rouge joked as she changed the channels and stopping at the news. "oh my god..."
Knuckles and Fiona ran into the living room, the pink fox still holding her instruments of mass cooking doom. "What is it?" they chimed.
Rouge was staring at the television in shock. The news reporter was talking about the top stories of the week.
"...and yesterday, legendary city hero, Sonic the hedgehog and his companions Shadow twarted the bank robbery of a young girl, no older than 12. The girl got away with only the money up front and never touching the safe within. But the theif got some of her own back by making the roof of the bank cave in by what can only be explained as explosives. Here we have some video...fortunately, no one was harmed in the bank's collapse."
"Sonic never told me about stopping a kid from robbing a bank!" Knuckles gasped.
"I told you we were missing things!" Rouge noted.
"Shhh! I hate to go the movies with you two!" Fiona cried, waving the spatula and spoon around. "I'm trying to watch TV."
"And now onto breaking news!" said the oddly cheerful reporter, "We have cameras on the scene at the Station Square steel factory where Doctor Eggman has just been found vandalizing the area! And here we have some cameras..."
The television showed Doctor Eggman spray painting "Sonic Heroes sux" on a wall. He noticed the cameras and ran away.
Rouge, Knuckles, and Fiona sweatdropped.
"I'm gonna finish cooking breakfast." Fiona deadpanned.
Knuckles grabbed the remote from Rouge, "I bet those Saturday morning cartoons are on!"
"They can only be on Saturday morning!" argued.
"Then the anime network! I heard their on 24/7!"
"Whateer." Rouge mumbled.
Dr. Eggman crept into his base without being seen again by news cameras. He was just about to release a sigh of relief when he noticed the two figures behind him.
"What on god's green earth was that suppose to accomplish?" one figure said.
"That games sucks. Can't beat the last part no matter what." Eggman explained. "Who's that with you?"
"Oh!" Maria smiled, "I want you to meet by new friend." Maria pushed Amy forward.
"That's that blasted Pink hedgehog! You let her in my base?!" Eggman cried.
"She's hypnotized. Don't worry, she won't remember a thing. Now onto why I have her under my control..."
"She's a close friend of Sonic?"
"Your not as dumb as I thought you were. And with Amy here, she can easily make it in Sonic and Shadow's apartment and KILL Sonic. Then Shadow shall mourn his loss and I shall have my revenge." Maria clenched her fist, eyes in her trademark 'don't fuck with me' mode.
"Well, yes. I shall be rid of Sonic and his gang forever!" Eggman then went into manical laughter mode.
"O...kay." Maria said, turning away from Eggman, "Now go and do as your told, Amy!"
Amy nodded and ran out of the room.
"Soon I will control the world!" Eggman noted.
"I really don't give a damn what you do, just leave me the fuck alone." Maria walked out the room. "I'm going for a nap."
And Eggman was left laughing.
End of Chapter 5
My hands THEY HURT! Just review, please. passes out
A/N: 4 words: You ain't seen nothing yet.
Sonic: That's 5 words, you jackass.
Sonic and Shadow had slept the rest of the night. Hey, doing stuff like that can tire a hedgehog out. The next day, Sonic and Shadow met up with Tails to see how things went down after he broke it to Amy.
"So?" Sonic said, sitting on the edge of his seat. Shadow even looked excited.
"Well, I told her..." Tails looked down.
"And?" Sonic whined.
"And she cried..."
"That was to be expected..." Shadow noted.
"And thenshekissedme and said she would stand by your side, Sonic." Man, the floor sure did look interresting.
"Wait...what was that last part? She kissed you?" Sonic said disbelievingly.
"No, I kissed her. I mean, it was confusing!" Tails clutched his head in his hands, "Then she said she didn't like me like that and well... She had this look on her face..."
"That girl doesn't know when to give up. I'll give her that." Sonic laughed.
"What look?" Shadow unexpectedly asked.
Tails looked over at Shadow, "This look...like she'd never be happy again. But she could deal, you know?"
"Yeah, I do, actually." Shadow reached for his glass of water, taking a sip. Tails couldn't read his expression as he drank.
"Anyway," Tails started, "I'm going with Fiona now."
"Good for you. But there's still this Amy problem..." Sonic trailed off.
Meanwhile, outside the window, a figure disappeared suddenly.
Maria I jumped from the house, landing on the ground and hiding behind a wall.
"A problem that will soon become your worst nightmare!" She threatened in her eerie voice.
Amy looked down at the list in her hand. "Well, I don't see why I have to do the shopping by myself. They had left overs from the BBQ. Lazy bums."
The pink hedgehog walked down the street unsuspectingly in the crisp morning. It was the morning after the BBQ party and everyone was still in bed. Amy hadn't gotten much sleep, with pressing matters on her mind after all. She still couldn't see how her hero and ex-future husband was gay. Of course, she had no hateful feelings toward him whatsoever...
"THAT BASTARD!" Amy suddenly cried out loud. Nobody was out on the street in the morning, but she was still embarassed none the less. "Where'd that come from?"
A girl suddenly appeared. She looked familar but had on normal clothes. Jeans and a t-shirt advertizing some random rock band. She had inky-black hair tied back with a ribbon. But she had these blood-red eyes. Amy swore she'd seen her somewhere.
"Do I know you?" Amy asked curiously.
The girl shook her head, "No, who are you calling a bastard?" she asked innocently.
Amy blushed (of course, being pink, you couldn't see it) "you heard that?"
"Yeah. Whoever you said it to must have deserved it. What's wrong?"
"Oh someone I know just lied to me, that's all."
The girl blinked, "That's all? But that's alot in itself." She suddenly took her hand, "Come on, we'll talk to Sonic right now."
Amy tried to pull away, "Hey! I never told you his name! Or even if its a he!"
Maria's grip was too strong for Amy. "Your the only talking hedgehog around. Its not to hard to figure out," She glared at her and Amy glared back. But soon Amy's glare weakened, left by a deep emptiness. Maria finally let her go.
"Excellent. That night you hit me, I knew you had power. And now that I've hypnotized you, that power can be harnessed by me!" Maria went into insane laughter.
"You know what? I'm getting tired of waking up and not smelling any food!" Knuckles growled as he stumbled into the kitchen, Rouge right behind him. He turned around, sticking a finger at Rouge's nose, "How come you never cook?"
"Because the only thing you can taste in my cooking is the instant sauce. And your finger if you don't get it out of my face!" Rouge deadpanned.
(a/n: betcha can't guess where that's from!)
Fiona stumbled into the kitchen also, "Where's Tails? And Amy?" Since she found out that Amy was no longer a threat to her mission of getting Tails, she started being mild to the hedgehog.
"Tails left eariler to meet up with Sonic. And I guess Amy went out to get breakfast." Rouge predicted.
"Oh I hope so!" Knuckles drolled, stars in his eyes.
"God knows what we missed being up here." Rouge mumbled, "I'm gonna go watch tv."
Fiona grabbed a spatula and a serving spoon, holding them like weapons, "Stand back! I shall prepare the first meal of the day!"
Knuckles giggled oddly, "I LOVE YOU!"
"Hey, back off, Fiona." Rouge joked as she changed the channels and stopping at the news. "oh my god..."
Knuckles and Fiona ran into the living room, the pink fox still holding her instruments of mass cooking doom. "What is it?" they chimed.
Rouge was staring at the television in shock. The news reporter was talking about the top stories of the week.
"...and yesterday, legendary city hero, Sonic the hedgehog and his companions Shadow twarted the bank robbery of a young girl, no older than 12. The girl got away with only the money up front and never touching the safe within. But the theif got some of her own back by making the roof of the bank cave in by what can only be explained as explosives. Here we have some video...fortunately, no one was harmed in the bank's collapse."
"Sonic never told me about stopping a kid from robbing a bank!" Knuckles gasped.
"I told you we were missing things!" Rouge noted.
"Shhh! I hate to go the movies with you two!" Fiona cried, waving the spatula and spoon around. "I'm trying to watch TV."
"And now onto breaking news!" said the oddly cheerful reporter, "We have cameras on the scene at the Station Square steel factory where Doctor Eggman has just been found vandalizing the area! And here we have some cameras..."
The television showed Doctor Eggman spray painting "Sonic Heroes sux" on a wall. He noticed the cameras and ran away.
Rouge, Knuckles, and Fiona sweatdropped.
"I'm gonna finish cooking breakfast." Fiona deadpanned.
Knuckles grabbed the remote from Rouge, "I bet those Saturday morning cartoons are on!"
"They can only be on Saturday morning!" argued.
"Then the anime network! I heard their on 24/7!"
"Whateer." Rouge mumbled.
Dr. Eggman crept into his base without being seen again by news cameras. He was just about to release a sigh of relief when he noticed the two figures behind him.
"What on god's green earth was that suppose to accomplish?" one figure said.
"That games sucks. Can't beat the last part no matter what." Eggman explained. "Who's that with you?"
"Oh!" Maria smiled, "I want you to meet by new friend." Maria pushed Amy forward.
"That's that blasted Pink hedgehog! You let her in my base?!" Eggman cried.
"She's hypnotized. Don't worry, she won't remember a thing. Now onto why I have her under my control..."
"She's a close friend of Sonic?"
"Your not as dumb as I thought you were. And with Amy here, she can easily make it in Sonic and Shadow's apartment and KILL Sonic. Then Shadow shall mourn his loss and I shall have my revenge." Maria clenched her fist, eyes in her trademark 'don't fuck with me' mode.
"Well, yes. I shall be rid of Sonic and his gang forever!" Eggman then went into manical laughter mode.
"O...kay." Maria said, turning away from Eggman, "Now go and do as your told, Amy!"
Amy nodded and ran out of the room.
"Soon I will control the world!" Eggman noted.
"I really don't give a damn what you do, just leave me the fuck alone." Maria walked out the room. "I'm going for a nap."
And Eggman was left laughing.
End of Chapter 5
My hands THEY HURT! Just review, please. passes out