Mark: Y'know, one day I was just sitting at my house, nothing to do, and I'm like, "Hey, I need some damn Ice cream."
Jon: Dude, story.
Mark: Oh yea right... but we didn't have any ice cream so then I was like "Dude, you gotta be shitin me, no ice cream?"
Jon: WRITE THE DAMN STORY, BESIDES YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE ICE CREAM!
Mark: Anyway, lemme explain a few things here. This is after Season Three aka Chapter Black, ok, I only know small bits and pieces of what happens during Chapter Black, so some of this may contradict what actually ends up happening. Oh yea, I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.
Jon: This is the first fic that he's written that has ever had a SEMI-serious plot. So, criticism is allowed. Also, there is a spoiler here in a few chapters to a BIG OL' development in the Chapter Black series. You will be warned whenever this chapter is written. And with that, ON WITH THE FIC!
Chapter One, You thought you were gonna get a brake?
Yusuke was walking home from the arcade. He wore his black hair down for once, he had stayed up late last night watching porn. He had on his green jacket and a white shirt underneath with jeans and those white shoes of his. He had tried his hand at the shooting games, like he always does. He was kind of bad today. He had only gotten perfect on 9 of the 10 shooting games he played, so he decided to leave. But not before taunting the local nerds bye burning the massive amount of tickets he had earned and then throwing them in the fountain and running before security arrived.
He opens the door to the house, and flips on the lights.
"SURPRISE!" (A/N: I don't know if this happens during chapter black or not, but if it did, pretend it didn't)
Yusuke blushed, hoping they hadn't gone into his room, the happy look on Kayko's face said they hadn't.
"Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy BIIRTHDAY DEAR YUSUKE, Happy Birthday to you!!!"
People started laughing because along with Yusuke there had also been Urameshi, Spirit Detective, and someone had called him a dumb human infidel.
"Thanks guys, that's awesome!"
Kayko looked at Yusuke "Time to have some cake."
"After I open my presents!" At this everyone got one of those anime sweatdrops.
It had been like 15 minutes. He had gotten several various items, a very wide variety coming from the demons in the crowd. There were only two presents left. Kuwabara's and Koenma's.
"Here's my present Urameshi! Your gonna think it's awesome!"
"Knowing you, it's probably your own dung."
"SHUT UP SHORTY!"
"Hn"
Yusuke opened up the rectangular package and help it up, it was a video tape. Jin, I already told you demons were there, leaned in and started to read it.
"Hot Wet Kinky Women 7"
All the guys laughed and all the women blushed. Kayko started smacking Yusuke around and yelling at him. While Yusuke shouted curses at Kuwabara. After a few minutes everyone regained themselves and it was time for the last present, Koenma's. Yusuke took the rectangular package, a comment along the lines of 'thanks toddler' was heard and earned a few chuckles and a stern look from Kayko. Yusuke looked at Kuwbara's gift and then at Koenma's, his eyes kept shifting back and forth because they were both shaped the same.
"This isn't another porno is it Koenma?
"No, Yusuke, it isn't. You don't need anymore of those considering there are about fifty lying around in your room waiting to be rewound."
Kayko got wide-eyed. And everyone there muttered "Uh oh" at the same time and covered their ears.
"You have... WHAT IN THAT ROOM YUSUKE URAMSHI?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Yusuke help Koenma's gift as a shield and the wrapping paper was torn of by Kayko's assault. It revealed at VHS tape. Yusuke looked at it curiously and asked what it was for.
"It's the tape describing your next big case Yusuke."
Everyone besides Koenma fell over at this.
"First of all toddler. It's been only like four weeks since the end of that last whole life and death scenario. "
"Oh right..."
"And secondly, YOU'RE HERE, YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME YOURSELF!"
Everyone besides the leader of Spirit World and the Detective nodded furiously at this.
"Well, that is true, but... then I would have had to buy you an actual present... hehehe"
Mark: End of the first chapter. Hoped you liked it. Drop a review! C'mon, you know you want to.
Jon: Dude, story.
Mark: Oh yea right... but we didn't have any ice cream so then I was like "Dude, you gotta be shitin me, no ice cream?"
Jon: WRITE THE DAMN STORY, BESIDES YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE ICE CREAM!
Mark: Anyway, lemme explain a few things here. This is after Season Three aka Chapter Black, ok, I only know small bits and pieces of what happens during Chapter Black, so some of this may contradict what actually ends up happening. Oh yea, I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.
Jon: This is the first fic that he's written that has ever had a SEMI-serious plot. So, criticism is allowed. Also, there is a spoiler here in a few chapters to a BIG OL' development in the Chapter Black series. You will be warned whenever this chapter is written. And with that, ON WITH THE FIC!
Chapter One, You thought you were gonna get a brake?
Yusuke was walking home from the arcade. He wore his black hair down for once, he had stayed up late last night watching porn. He had on his green jacket and a white shirt underneath with jeans and those white shoes of his. He had tried his hand at the shooting games, like he always does. He was kind of bad today. He had only gotten perfect on 9 of the 10 shooting games he played, so he decided to leave. But not before taunting the local nerds bye burning the massive amount of tickets he had earned and then throwing them in the fountain and running before security arrived.
He opens the door to the house, and flips on the lights.
"SURPRISE!" (A/N: I don't know if this happens during chapter black or not, but if it did, pretend it didn't)
Yusuke blushed, hoping they hadn't gone into his room, the happy look on Kayko's face said they hadn't.
"Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy BIIRTHDAY DEAR YUSUKE, Happy Birthday to you!!!"
People started laughing because along with Yusuke there had also been Urameshi, Spirit Detective, and someone had called him a dumb human infidel.
"Thanks guys, that's awesome!"
Kayko looked at Yusuke "Time to have some cake."
"After I open my presents!" At this everyone got one of those anime sweatdrops.
It had been like 15 minutes. He had gotten several various items, a very wide variety coming from the demons in the crowd. There were only two presents left. Kuwabara's and Koenma's.
"Here's my present Urameshi! Your gonna think it's awesome!"
"Knowing you, it's probably your own dung."
"SHUT UP SHORTY!"
"Hn"
Yusuke opened up the rectangular package and help it up, it was a video tape. Jin, I already told you demons were there, leaned in and started to read it.
"Hot Wet Kinky Women 7"
All the guys laughed and all the women blushed. Kayko started smacking Yusuke around and yelling at him. While Yusuke shouted curses at Kuwabara. After a few minutes everyone regained themselves and it was time for the last present, Koenma's. Yusuke took the rectangular package, a comment along the lines of 'thanks toddler' was heard and earned a few chuckles and a stern look from Kayko. Yusuke looked at Kuwbara's gift and then at Koenma's, his eyes kept shifting back and forth because they were both shaped the same.
"This isn't another porno is it Koenma?
"No, Yusuke, it isn't. You don't need anymore of those considering there are about fifty lying around in your room waiting to be rewound."
Kayko got wide-eyed. And everyone there muttered "Uh oh" at the same time and covered their ears.
"You have... WHAT IN THAT ROOM YUSUKE URAMSHI?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Yusuke help Koenma's gift as a shield and the wrapping paper was torn of by Kayko's assault. It revealed at VHS tape. Yusuke looked at it curiously and asked what it was for.
"It's the tape describing your next big case Yusuke."
Everyone besides Koenma fell over at this.
"First of all toddler. It's been only like four weeks since the end of that last whole life and death scenario. "
"Oh right..."
"And secondly, YOU'RE HERE, YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME YOURSELF!"
Everyone besides the leader of Spirit World and the Detective nodded furiously at this.
"Well, that is true, but... then I would have had to buy you an actual present... hehehe"
Mark: End of the first chapter. Hoped you liked it. Drop a review! C'mon, you know you want to.