Mark: Awesome, two reviews!
Jon: Dude, that sucks!
Mark: No dude, it's awesome! Anyway thanks to melody89 and swear words are just another sign of your lack of creativity for your reviews.
Jon: This takes place after Chapter Black and may contradict events in Chapter Black. Mark doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho.
Chapter 2, Number Two of Doom.
"So pop the tape in already Urameshi!"
Asuko (Spelling?) was drunk as usual and made the announcement that she had thrown the VCR out the window last night so the little men who live in the trees would go away. Yusuke had to reassure her that the squirrels weren't stalking her.
"Ugh, well in that case we'll just have to use the one in your room, Yusuke."
"Uh, ummmm, can I have a minute."
Yusuke runs to his room and sounds of tapes being thrown can be heard.
Eventually everyone got restless.
"We're coming INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!"
Luckily for Yusuke's face, he had just got done duct-taping his closet shut, which is where he threw all the porn, and Kayko didn't have an excuse to beat the crap out of him. So the put they tape in and it did that whole Koenma productions thing, you know. Then a picture of the Toddler himself came up.
"Hello Yusuke, I am here to explain your next mission." "WOW, the camera really does add ten pounds."
"Shut up toddler, I'm trying to listen to you, er, I mean, you on the screen."
"Along time ago there was a demon, a powerful demon who fed not on humans, but on human creations. Houses, wheelbarrows, wagons, you name it, he ate it.
Kuwabara got a dumbfounded look on his face, "Why'd he eat that stuff?"
"Now, I'm sure your asking yourself why he ate that stuff,"
"HOW DID HE KNOW?"
"to answer that Kuwabara, I'm just that hip."
the Koenma who was in the room with them had to stifle laughter.
"Anyway, to answer why he ate the creations of humans, was because whenever nature called out to him, so to speak, the human creation would come out, AS DEMONS!"
Everyone in the room, besides Hiei and Koenma, started busting out laughing. Though, Hiei did find it amusing.
"Yes, yes, yes laugh it up all you want," the Koenma on the screen said, "but these demons were actually very powerful. And what's worse, they could disguise themselves as there former selves."
"Yea, after they got the smell of shit off them!"
"YUSUKE URAMSHI!"
"...jeeze Kayko, take all the fun out of life..."
"... yusuke..."
The sound of a gulp, was heard.
"Anyway, as the human creations got more advanced, so did the demons created by Nushuco, the demon who created demons out of appliances. However, it also took more energy from Nushuco's body to create the more powerful demons. But one day, Nushuco tried to transform a toaster into a demon, he succeeded, at the price of his own life."
'Heh, what happened, did he die from lack of a colon or something.' Kuwabara thought.
"The demons created by Nushuco were now out of control, but Kewishan, the Demon toaster, devoured all of Nushuco's minions. And took there power as his own. Now, he can transform any electrical appliance into a demon. Though, fortunately, Kewishan had been locked away in Spirit World Penitentiary, under Maximum Security. Until, someone broke him out two weeks ago. We can't find any trace Yusuke, and although there hasn't been any signs a Kewishan's powers, or of the demon who was strong enough to break him out, we know they're out there somewhere. It is your job, Yusuke, to assemble Kuwabara, Hiei, and Kurama, and anybody else whom you think is necessary and track down and destroy Kewishan and his Partner. Be warned, though he himself isn't that strong, if Kewishan gets into a big city, he will have an army stronger than that of the Saint Beasts. And anybody who had the strength to break him out must have been at least as strong as Toguro at 50%. Good luck."
Yusuke stood up and looked around his room at Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei. Who all three nodded. Then he looked at Jin, Chu, and Rinku, they look surprised for a second along with Kuwabara, but they agree.
Two days later, in front of Yusuke's house...
"Yusuke, do you guys have to go?"
"Ya kno', Urameshi, it gets kinda hard ta have a girl and be a fighter, ESPECIALLY Spirit Detective."
"Hey, Kayko, it's a damn toaster alright! And I beat Toguro, all by myself, when he was at 100%. I'm bringing Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei, because with them it will be a stroll in the park. And just in case this Kewishan guy does get into a big city. We've got Jin, Chu, and Rinku over there. See, my plans fool proof!"
"I don't know Detective, this red haired oaf is a pretty big fool."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY SHORTY? YOU WANNA GO CAUSE WE'LL DO IT RIGHT NOW!"
Rinku started to giggle madly. Kuwabara looked over at him and asked What's funny. Rinku said it sounded like he was trying to get in Hiei's pants. Many threats to Rinku, Hiei, and random passersby were then made by Kuwabara.
"Alright, are we all ready to go?" Botan asked the assembled heros. After she got an assortment of positive answers she opened up a portal that took the to the part of Spirit World, where Kewishan was last spotted.
Mark: There's the end of this chapter.
Jon: What will they find next time? Perhaps insane nose-hair clippers! Or worse yet! A VCR THAT WON'T LET YOU SET THE CLOCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! Oh, oh wait, they're all like that.
Kurama: I would like it very much if you review.
Fangirls: :click the review button so fast and so many times their computers explode from too much input:
Jon: Dude, that sucks!
Mark: No dude, it's awesome! Anyway thanks to melody89 and swear words are just another sign of your lack of creativity for your reviews.
Jon: This takes place after Chapter Black and may contradict events in Chapter Black. Mark doesn't own Yu Yu Hakusho.
Chapter 2, Number Two of Doom.
"So pop the tape in already Urameshi!"
Asuko (Spelling?) was drunk as usual and made the announcement that she had thrown the VCR out the window last night so the little men who live in the trees would go away. Yusuke had to reassure her that the squirrels weren't stalking her.
"Ugh, well in that case we'll just have to use the one in your room, Yusuke."
"Uh, ummmm, can I have a minute."
Yusuke runs to his room and sounds of tapes being thrown can be heard.
Eventually everyone got restless.
"We're coming INNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!"
Luckily for Yusuke's face, he had just got done duct-taping his closet shut, which is where he threw all the porn, and Kayko didn't have an excuse to beat the crap out of him. So the put they tape in and it did that whole Koenma productions thing, you know. Then a picture of the Toddler himself came up.
"Hello Yusuke, I am here to explain your next mission." "WOW, the camera really does add ten pounds."
"Shut up toddler, I'm trying to listen to you, er, I mean, you on the screen."
"Along time ago there was a demon, a powerful demon who fed not on humans, but on human creations. Houses, wheelbarrows, wagons, you name it, he ate it.
Kuwabara got a dumbfounded look on his face, "Why'd he eat that stuff?"
"Now, I'm sure your asking yourself why he ate that stuff,"
"HOW DID HE KNOW?"
"to answer that Kuwabara, I'm just that hip."
the Koenma who was in the room with them had to stifle laughter.
"Anyway, to answer why he ate the creations of humans, was because whenever nature called out to him, so to speak, the human creation would come out, AS DEMONS!"
Everyone in the room, besides Hiei and Koenma, started busting out laughing. Though, Hiei did find it amusing.
"Yes, yes, yes laugh it up all you want," the Koenma on the screen said, "but these demons were actually very powerful. And what's worse, they could disguise themselves as there former selves."
"Yea, after they got the smell of shit off them!"
"YUSUKE URAMSHI!"
"...jeeze Kayko, take all the fun out of life..."
"... yusuke..."
The sound of a gulp, was heard.
"Anyway, as the human creations got more advanced, so did the demons created by Nushuco, the demon who created demons out of appliances. However, it also took more energy from Nushuco's body to create the more powerful demons. But one day, Nushuco tried to transform a toaster into a demon, he succeeded, at the price of his own life."
'Heh, what happened, did he die from lack of a colon or something.' Kuwabara thought.
"The demons created by Nushuco were now out of control, but Kewishan, the Demon toaster, devoured all of Nushuco's minions. And took there power as his own. Now, he can transform any electrical appliance into a demon. Though, fortunately, Kewishan had been locked away in Spirit World Penitentiary, under Maximum Security. Until, someone broke him out two weeks ago. We can't find any trace Yusuke, and although there hasn't been any signs a Kewishan's powers, or of the demon who was strong enough to break him out, we know they're out there somewhere. It is your job, Yusuke, to assemble Kuwabara, Hiei, and Kurama, and anybody else whom you think is necessary and track down and destroy Kewishan and his Partner. Be warned, though he himself isn't that strong, if Kewishan gets into a big city, he will have an army stronger than that of the Saint Beasts. And anybody who had the strength to break him out must have been at least as strong as Toguro at 50%. Good luck."
Yusuke stood up and looked around his room at Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei. Who all three nodded. Then he looked at Jin, Chu, and Rinku, they look surprised for a second along with Kuwabara, but they agree.
Two days later, in front of Yusuke's house...
"Yusuke, do you guys have to go?"
"Ya kno', Urameshi, it gets kinda hard ta have a girl and be a fighter, ESPECIALLY Spirit Detective."
"Hey, Kayko, it's a damn toaster alright! And I beat Toguro, all by myself, when he was at 100%. I'm bringing Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei, because with them it will be a stroll in the park. And just in case this Kewishan guy does get into a big city. We've got Jin, Chu, and Rinku over there. See, my plans fool proof!"
"I don't know Detective, this red haired oaf is a pretty big fool."
"WHAT DID YOU SAY SHORTY? YOU WANNA GO CAUSE WE'LL DO IT RIGHT NOW!"
Rinku started to giggle madly. Kuwabara looked over at him and asked What's funny. Rinku said it sounded like he was trying to get in Hiei's pants. Many threats to Rinku, Hiei, and random passersby were then made by Kuwabara.
"Alright, are we all ready to go?" Botan asked the assembled heros. After she got an assortment of positive answers she opened up a portal that took the to the part of Spirit World, where Kewishan was last spotted.
Mark: There's the end of this chapter.
Jon: What will they find next time? Perhaps insane nose-hair clippers! Or worse yet! A VCR THAT WON'T LET YOU SET THE CLOCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! Oh, oh wait, they're all like that.
Kurama: I would like it very much if you review.
Fangirls: :click the review button so fast and so many times their computers explode from too much input: