Commercials
Heero and Duo were sitting on the sofa watching their favorite show when the the commercials came on.
"Dammit, Heero. Why don't we have a mute button? I hate commercials," Duo whined.
"Because, someone wanted to see if it could be rewired to work with all of our appliances and ended up having it explode when they tried to turn on the food disposal. Remember, Duo?"
"Heh, heh. Oh yeah."
Heero just roled his eyes and looked at the TV. Playing on the screen was a woman and her dog, the woman was talking about heartworms and all the nasty things they can do to your dog's heart and shit like that. It wasn't until the next commercial that Heero started to get disturbed.
"Duo, why is the woman getting an orgasm from washing her hair?" Heero asked.
"I'm not really sure, see I tried that shampoo and I didn't get an orgasm, so then I thought, maybe it only works on women," Duo paused to take a breath. "So I asked Hilde to try and she didn't get an orgasm either. So we think it's only an advertising ploy."
"Isn't that false advertising though?"
"Uh, yeah that's what I said too. But Quatre told me I was being stupid and to give up. Herbal Essences has been playing that commercial ploy for centuries. If they haven't been arrested yet then it's probably okay."
Heero nodded and looked back, immediatly he wished he hadn't. On the TV were men with huge smiles on their faces, dancing in the street of a neighborhood, the background voice was talking about how Viagra can 'change your life' (wink, wink).
Heero stood up, pulling Duo along with him.
"What the hell, Heero? What about our show?"
"Forget it, Duo. We are going to get a universal remote NOW! I will not sit and watch anover round of commercials advertising shit, I don't even need!"
Duo nodded and followed Heero out the door.
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For this fic, I tried to think of the most disturbing and gross commercials I possibly could (the heartworm one wasn't gross or disturbing, I just needed one normal annoying one).
Heero and Duo were sitting on the sofa watching their favorite show when the the commercials came on.
"Dammit, Heero. Why don't we have a mute button? I hate commercials," Duo whined.
"Because, someone wanted to see if it could be rewired to work with all of our appliances and ended up having it explode when they tried to turn on the food disposal. Remember, Duo?"
"Heh, heh. Oh yeah."
Heero just roled his eyes and looked at the TV. Playing on the screen was a woman and her dog, the woman was talking about heartworms and all the nasty things they can do to your dog's heart and shit like that. It wasn't until the next commercial that Heero started to get disturbed.
"Duo, why is the woman getting an orgasm from washing her hair?" Heero asked.
"I'm not really sure, see I tried that shampoo and I didn't get an orgasm, so then I thought, maybe it only works on women," Duo paused to take a breath. "So I asked Hilde to try and she didn't get an orgasm either. So we think it's only an advertising ploy."
"Isn't that false advertising though?"
"Uh, yeah that's what I said too. But Quatre told me I was being stupid and to give up. Herbal Essences has been playing that commercial ploy for centuries. If they haven't been arrested yet then it's probably okay."
Heero nodded and looked back, immediatly he wished he hadn't. On the TV were men with huge smiles on their faces, dancing in the street of a neighborhood, the background voice was talking about how Viagra can 'change your life' (wink, wink).
Heero stood up, pulling Duo along with him.
"What the hell, Heero? What about our show?"
"Forget it, Duo. We are going to get a universal remote NOW! I will not sit and watch anover round of commercials advertising shit, I don't even need!"
Duo nodded and followed Heero out the door.
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For this fic, I tried to think of the most disturbing and gross commercials I possibly could (the heartworm one wasn't gross or disturbing, I just needed one normal annoying one).