Help I'm a fish -------part 3







"Come on Zero, !" X called out as he ran down the hall of his friends apartment, yanking a t-shirt on as he went. "We gotta go meet our families.

X looked in the living room, his blonde amigo wasn't there either. "Zero..!"

He walked into the kitchen .

"....Z...ero...?" He blinked at the seen before him. "What are you doing?" he asked his friends rear end.

"Nothing !" Zero replied sharply. "I'm just ...um...looking for something.....that's all.."

X bent down and gave Zero a small pull.

"Ow...Stop !!! you asshole. !!!!!"

X jumped back laughing "Ha ha ha.....are you....I mean....is this really what I think it is ......Oh Man !!! Ha Ha ha ha ha !!!!

X laughed as hard as he could, dropping to the floor.

"Ha ha ha yes X I'm stuck in the dish washer...now get me out." Zero screamed.

" I never thought I'd live to see the day..!! ha ha ha ha ha !!!!

"Keep laughing like that and you won't be seeing the end of it..now move your ass and get me out." Zero snapped.

"Ok..ha ha...ok " X, sighed. He gave another pull.

"Ow !!! Damnit !! I meant with my head still attached you moron !! See if you can untangle it.

"Ok...unn lets see..unngg...unnn.." X muttered for a few moments trying to undo the tangled wad in the appliance.

"Man Zero, I can't get that undone, why don't you just let me cut it?" X said.

"AAACCKK NO!!!!!!!!" The Blonde hunter cried.

"But Zero.." X tried to reason.

"Get back !!!" Zero struggled against the dishwasher.

X watched his friend, giving a mental groan. "It would be like ½ an inch Z, really.."

"NEVER !!! None shall cut the locks of the mighty crimson hunter !!!!!!!" Zero shouted.

X rolled his eyes. He walked over to the table grabbing an armload of dishes.

"Hey mighty one watch your head," he commented. Pushing a load of dishes into the rack.

"AACCKK !! X GROSS !!! X..?...X....?"

"Look Z, I gotta go meet my family. I'll get Douglas to come up after."

"What !! Your just gonna leave me here !!" Zero stared at him in wide eyed amazement.

"Well....................ya. See ya Zero." X called shutting the door behind him.

"X!!!!.......X !!!.................DAMNIT ....you................" Zero heaved a sigh,

"This sucks.......I gotta get out of this.....Ok Come on Zero.......your smart, I'm sure you can think your way out ...think,... think"

.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................?.......................................................................??..............................................................dounuts...................yummy...........................?..............................................................................................................................................................................................Sigh :(

Zero settled himself comfortably, to await Douglas. " 99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottles of beer......"





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X stood looking around at the crowed sea of faces before him.

"Ok....where are they?" He mused looking vainly, he'd looked through his old history books last night finding information on them. Still.....

"X !" A voice cried out.

He turned to see a small black haired boy dashing towards him. A little blonde girl in a red dress was close behind, and further back were several others approaching at a normal pace.

Hi X !" the boy shouted.

"Um Hi...Rock..?...Roll..? X answered uncertainly.

"Yep, that's us" Rock grinned.

X nodded, though he didn't know which was which, and turned his attention to the others coming up behind them.

There was an old man with a beard whom X, recognized as Dr. Light immediately from the holograms

// hmmm his hologram looks thinner // he noted.

To his right, was a boy the same height as himself, // hmm...this must be Zero's wacko brother Bass.//

He took in the blonde hair, same as Zero's only not nearly as long. He had crimson eyes.

// a nice match with Z's crazy neon green ones. // X smiled. And two purple stripes riding down his cheeks.

// Yep defiantly Zero's Big bro.....a certified nut bar. Insanity .. It must run in the family. //

To his left stood a boy who looked a year or so younger than X. He was about a foot shorter with light sandy brown hair. And large shades covering his eyes.

// Ah this must be Blues...MY...wacko brother...// he thought glancing at the jeans, black shirt, and finally stopping at the bright yellow scarf, that hung down his back.

// this guy had no fashion sense....//

"Ahem.." X cleared his throat. "Um....welcome to hunter HQ....Dad..."

// boy does that feel weird to say..//

"un...Rock....and Roll..." He gave a vague nod, still unsure of who was who.

"Blues..." The boy nodded by way of greeting.

"And you to Bass"

"THAT'S BASS !!" the blonde boy snapped.

X jumped back as Bass jumped at him.

"Ok Bass it is....!" X yelped.

" I am not a fish !!!!!!!" Bass snarled, held back by Blues.

"Forte, let's not kill our host. That wouldn't be very nice." Blues said.

Bass stopped fighting against Blues hold, but continued to glare at X a moment longer, before shaking Blues off and straightening his coat.

"Um Sorry Bass." X said

"Hhmph !! Your just jealous because the VOICES are talking to me !!" Bass laughed.

X gulped, he made a metal note to hide all the steak knives and other sharp objects when they got to their room.

// This guy has issues....he'll be right at home with Zero. .....I wonder what Zero is up to right now? //



To Be Continued ...............................