Help I'm a Fish ------part 4
"Two bottles of beer on the wall,........two bottles of ...beer....you take one down...pass it around...........two............................................X !!!!!!!!........X come back !!!!. I've changed my mind you can cut my hair.!!!...just let me out of here !!!!!!! ...................................................................................................X...?...............Iris..?..........................................................anybody......?..."
Zero gave a long sigh, plopping his head on the dish rack.
// This is lovely, I am stuck in a dish washer,...my friends have abandon me here to die...oh...god....I'm going to die in a dishwasher, ...and my life will be for not .and....and.......and I forgot what verse I WAS ON !!! //
" I hate this .....how the hell am I gonna get out...?" Zero groaned.
// Ok think Zero....think and an Idea will come to you...// The crimson hunter closed his eyes in fierce determination.
//................................................marmalade...................................................toothbrush....................................................I gotta lovely bunch of coconuts...........(acckk STOP THAT !!)............. ...............chocolate pudding.......//
"That's it !!, I always think better with chocolate." he cried jumping up and heading for the fridge.
He got about half a foot before.
"OWW!!!!!" he cried , his feet falling from under him. " ....damn it.....I'M STUCK !!!
..............................oh ya........"
From his place in the dish washer Zero whimpered. "This isn't working." He glanced at the junk X had shoved in beside him.
"Hark....a knife !!" Zero exclaimed. Grabbing the butter knife he set to work at hacking free his hair.
"Ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ha ha I'm free...free I tell you ha ha ah ah ha FREE!!!" He dashed out the door , leaving a substantial chunk of blonde hair in the dishwasher.
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"And this is a conference room.....and....um...this is another.........um...conference room.." X said. He was giving a grand tour of the base to his family not really sure what else to do.
"Um...and this is the mens bathroom..."
Rock pushed the door open and peered inside.
"Unnn you don't wanna go in there .... Believe me !!" X cautioned.
"Ewww" Rock yelped "It smells like tinkle !!"
"Yup...among other things..." X sighed yanking Rock away from the door. "Ok and over here we have..."
"Let me guess another conference room?" Blues groaned.
"Un...ya..that is ..." X stammered.
"X !!...X where are you?"
"Zero..?" X turned as his friend came bounding into view.
"X...I've changed my mind..." Zero stated.
"That's good, does it work any better now?" X asked.
"Very funny X, !"Zero, snapped.
"Ok...changed your mind about what?"
"You can cut my hair..."
X gave his blonde companion a strange look "Why..?"
"To get me unstuck of course...........................wait..." Zero seemed to stop and ponder his reasoning.
X stared at him in total bewilderment. Then knowing that Zero's pondering of anything would take longer than he wanted to spare he cleared his throat and announced.
"...Zero.......................your brother....." He motioned to another boy, stepping aside to let Zero through.
"Bass !! my big brother!!!!" Zero cried.
"BASS !! IT'S BASS ...I am not a fish......I am not A FISH !!!!"
"OK...Bass.......I'm Zero"
"Zero my little sister !!!
"Little brother !!!" Zero corrected, annoyed. "I am Not a woman...I am not a woman !!!!"
"Oookkkaaayyy" Bass nodded glancing his sibling once over. He stared at the long pony tail hanging down Zero's back.
Zero was doing the same with Bass's red eyes and bright purple stripes.
After a moment they both smiled and nodded to each other. Thinking the same thought
// Boy this guy has issues..//
"um anyway why don't we get you all settled. I'm sure you're all tired....and then..unnn...I guess we'll take it from there."
"Ah that sounds good, X my boy.." Light agreed.
"Ya...we brought gifties " Rock cried "We'll put them under the tree"
"unnnnn.......tree...?......gifts...?" X gulped.
"You do have a tree up right X,?" Dr. Light asked, his oldest son.
"Well....not exactly.." he shrugged.
"Gifts...?" Rock pouted.
".....no....." X confessed.
"You goober !" Roll snorted kicking him in the shin.
"Oww!!"
"Man X, you suck !!" Zero snapped. "Even I have a tree up!"
"Zero" X sighed "That plastic palm tree with the sex toys taped to it doesn't count"
"Gasp!...How dare you mock the great tree of Paradise!!! It shall smite thee with it's mighty coconuts ........of DOOM !!" Zero yelled.
"It doesn't have coconuts, Z..." X replied dryly.
"Ok....... with coconut flavored body oil then shall you be smote !!" Zero cackled "Yessss.... Coconut body oil................ of DOOM !!"
X shook is head "You've watched Lord of the Rings one time too many Z,"
"Gasp, how dare thee, not think me, a true elven prince!" Zero snapped , slapping X in the face.
"Zero, your not Legolas !!" X protested.
"Ha...I am ..I can prove it !!!" Zero said , his eyes gleaming "For I have the ONE RING !!!"
He pulled out a small circular object attached to his neck by a chain. "See, it is tougher than steel, it can't be destroyed.
"Zero!" X snapped "That's that stupid fossilized fruit loop you found under you couch last year..gross !!!
"How dare you !!" Zero cried out indignantly "Don't listen to him...my preciousssss"
Blues turned to his black armored companion. "Oh yeah.....you're gonna fit right in here Forte"
"Come on everyone. Let's unpack, then we can decide what do to" Light suggested as they headed up to the sleeping quarters.
To be continued............