Help I'm a fish part 5
"Ah ...um....anyone for some......stuffing.." X asked trying to break the almost total silence at the table. "Dad..?
"Umm...no..no thank you X," Light smiled.
"DR. Cain...?" X grimaced as he looked at the Dr.
"Hmmph, all I get to eat is mush....." Cain snarled. "That turkey sure looks good, but can I have some no.. And why....?"
"Dr. Cain ...I'm really sorry.." X tried as he sat back down.
"Some yahoo steals my dentures.!!" Cain bellowed.
"They weren't stolen, they were just misplaced that's all..." X shrugged. "I'm sure Rock and Roll will remember where they placed them eventually...won't you guys.
The two small bots nodded, before giving each other a worried look.
"So um...the tree looks very interesting.." Light said nervously, staring over at the mangled remains of the pine tree.
"Heh heh, you bet it does.." Bass nodded. "I told that tree I was gonna win. And I did...DIDN'T I ...HUH...PAUL.. DIDN'T I..!!!!"
X blinked "Paul..?" he turned to Blues.
"Personification" Blues replied.
"Huh?"
"He names inanimate objects. Treats them like people."
"Right." X nodded. Zero's brother was freaking him out more and more each moment.
"Ha that tree never knew what hit it" Bass laughed.
"Forte, surely you can realize the pointlessness of having an argument with an inanimate object.." Blues sighed.
At that moment the lights on the tree decided to snuff out.
"WHAT!? !!" Blues jumped up "I don't believe you...arrghggh god damn Bastard LIGHT'S FROM HELL !!! YOU ARE GOING TO WORK !!!!!" Blues roared tackling the tree.
"OH Blues!" Zero cried "now it's crooked again..!"
"Crooked..?" Iris gasped at the carnage. "There's nothing left of the poor thing."
"You certainly have an interesting family X" Alia noted, as she addressed the reploid opposite
her."X..?...." She looked to the horrified face of her friend. "X....check back into reality.."
"My reality check bounced." X sobbed, getting up from the table.
"Where are you going ?" Iris asked.
"Out of my mind...." he moaned walking into the kitchen.
X tossed several dishes into the sink, sighing as he did so. "Somebody shoot me...." X whined. From the room he heard Zero scream as the tree topped over once more.
"No .....somebody shoot them..." he muttered, as he started to soak the dishes.
"Oh well thing's can't get much worst can they..?"
He washed the dishes in silence for a few more moments, until he felt something crawling up his back.
"What the..?" He turned as two arms wrapped around his waist. "Huh?"
"X,....I lub yoush.."
"Brady !!" X gasped "Get off of me, Cain will kill me, if he catches us.."
"Yer so cute.." she laughed poking him none to gently in the nose.
"Oww" X grabbed his nose. "You're dunk,....acckk come on let go of me" he edged up against the sink and he was showered with drunken affection.
"You tried this before remember it didn't work. "
I need you right here right now!" She cried diving on top of him.
"Aggh... " X cried as he was toppled over.
"Come on X, " she cried grabbing the front of his jeans "Show me ya care!"
"With what!" X yelped, " Haven't we been though this already.."
"Improvise baby.." she smiled as she began to unbutton her blouse.
CAIN!!" X screamed "your sex crazed daughter mmpghh" He was cut off as Brady shoved a large, long object into his mouth.
X gagged, throwing her off him and gasping for air. "What the fuck are you doing?" he gasped.
"Aren't you horny" She winked.
"NO I'M NOT!!"
"Doesn't that turn you on,?" she asked seductively.
"WHAT? NO... For crying out loud you just shoved a cucumber down my throat. And You think it's sexy...?" X blinked he didn't want to know about her other sexual fantasies.
"Get away from me!!"
"But X, I need you !!" She gasped , Pinning him against the counter top. She began to kiss him.
" mmphh ammMMM!!!!" X attempted.
Brady smiled pulling his shirt off she licked a trial from his chin to his jaw line and down to his navel..
"Aaaarghhhhh, oh my god she's eating me...!!! X gasped, despite the fact that he was scared out of his mind, he started giggling uncontrollably, as her tongue tickled him.
Help...ha .ha ha h Ahhhhhhhhh!!" X gasped as she stared unzipping the jeans he wore.
"Hey X .." Zero's voice came from the room. "Bring in some pie will you."
"Yeaaaaghhhssssss " X cried.. "Brady let go get off!!"
"Oh X, come on now show me how sweet you are.."
X looked around desperately for something to free him of this clinging hormone.
Grabbing a can on the counter by his head he swung it down by her face and aiming fired a direct hit.
"Oh..." Brady cried falling back
"Ahh" X cried in relif
"EeeP" Dr. Cain gasped entering the kitchen, with Dr, Light.
"D...Dr. Cain.." X paled.
"What were you doing with my little angel..?!!" he cried.
"N...nothing.." X stammered , glancing down he noted with dismay that his pant's were at his ankles.
"Nothing..?" Cain glared, as X grabbed his pant's and zipped them up quickly.
"What's going on?" Zero asked, as he, Blues and Bass walked in .
"Nothing !" X snapped.
"Nothing ?.." Zero asked.
"Nothing" Cain growled.
From her place on the floor Brady got up, smiling at X as she did. "Oh X you really are sweet," she smirked wiping her chin.
"Un" X groaned of all the can's to nail her with. It was his whipped cream.
"X !!!!" Cain turned to him " You were making out with my little baby.."
'Ew I don't think I want that pie any more.." Zero cut in.
"I...it wasn't my fault..." X exclaimed. "I she....she shoved a cucumber down my throat. !!"
"Aaaarrgghgh Winston !!" Bass cried out jumping forward he grabbed the veggie from X and clouted him on the head with it. "Winston says you've been a bad boy...!" Bass cried running back to the dinner table."
X blinked.
"Ok everyone, lets not over react here." Dr. Light cut in. "We all know X couldn't really do anything with Brady...so" he shrugged.
"My self esteem is just bubbling over here dad" X grumbled..
"No to mention, Miss Cain seems tanked out of her mind." Blues noted.
"Like father, like daughter. " Zero snickered.
"Good. Now why don't we finish our dinner and enjoy ourselves.
They all nodded and started to the table.
Cain muttering under his breath about eating more mush.
To be continued............