Kia: Karen, are you marrying a Moose?
Kelsey: She needs a dress. And a cake. *sniffles* I never had cake. Yusuke ATE it! *whacks Yusuke*
Yusuke: ...*winces* Baka, stop hitting me!
Kelsey: NO! *whacks repeatedly* YOU LOCKED SHISHI IN MY TOWEL CABINET!
Karen: DON'T FIGHT AT MY WEDDING. -.-*
Kelsey: Oh, Karen...You missed my wedding!
Karen: Awww. *sniffles* Did you get video?
Kelsey: Um...
Kia: *holds up camera*'
Kelsey: Kia might have it in her video collection...I don't usually use my camcorder.
Kia: I don't usually either. But I remember all the chaos.
Kelsey: And the stacks of purple roses.
Kia: Poor Hiei.
Karen: Ooh...purple roses...pretty.
Kelsey: And the Caterer proposing to Kia.
Kia: *cough* So! Back to Summoning, then. *sweatdrops* Oh, yeah. I gave him a Pug to go away.
Kelsey: And then Axe was sick. And Orson gave me away.
Kia: And I refuse to get married. ^.^
Kelsey: *sniff* What a kind panther.
Kia: *blinks at Karen* So, what color roses?
Karen: I'm sure you'll find a special guy Kia...or Moose *lovesick look at moose* Hrm...yellow..Me likes yellow.
Kelsey: *gets in summoning circle*…*blink* Shishi? Where's my Saiai?
Kia: *blinks at Kelsey* I summon!
Shishiwakamaru: *appears*
Kelsey: NO! ME!
Kia: You're married! I'm summoning!
Kelsey: Just watch me!
Karen: Who's summoning? Are we having a Black Wedding? *squeals*
Kia: ....taking my job...
Kelsey: Wowiomap amweiouf leml woeij aopjf. *dance* EL BAJO! *yellow roses rain down*
Karen: *grabs one*
Kelsey: Hah. *sticks tongue out at Kia*
Kia: *gets all teary-eyed* You took my job...
Moose: Mooose?
Kelsey: Uh...how are we gonna get a tux for a moose?
Kia: *stares at Moose*
Karen: I'm clueless too darling..
Kia: Ummm...*walks into Kelsey-proof Summoning circle*…*stares at Moose again*
Kelsey: *blink*
Kia: Aoi gaze ga ima mune no doa tataike no...watashi dake wo..... *tux appears on Moose*
Karen: B-E-A-Utiful.
Moose: *snort*
Kia: *bows* God, that was hard...
Kelsey: Hmph. Woimav Pelianta Xaraopiwejrp poivmna. *dress appears on Karen*
God, deep voice from above: Apparently. I've never seen a tux on a moose.
Kia: *peers up at God* Oy vay.
Kelsey: SHUT UP! You don't exist.
God, deep voice from above: All right, shutting up.
Kelsey: Thank you. Gee, for an impostor, he's rather nice.
Kia: o.o Dude.
Karen: Impostor yes, nice no. If he was so nice, why does he let people die? *sob* Just kidding.
Kia: *pats sympathetically* No crying at your wedding.
Karen: *stops* Thank you Kia.
Kelsey: Who's gonna give ya away? And should I summon a caterer?
Kia: You're welcome. We need a cake... *eyes wide* No more caterers...
Kelsey: Do you REALLY want Yusuke to cook?
Kia: Ah...no...how about Touya?
Kelsey: Touya's too short to cook.
Karen: Mrm....yes, Caterer...and...STAND IN! *A very handsome stand in pops up beside her* He'll give me away.
Kia: Kurama?
Kelsey: Sure. *smiles*
Kia: Oy! KURAMA!
Kurama: *blinks at Kia* Hai?
Kelsey: Cook.
Kia: You're cooking.
Kurama: *looks at Kelsey and Kia, then puts on a frilly yellow apron and goes into the kitchen*
Kelsey: Good boy.
Kia: ^.^ He loves weddings.
Karen: Does he now?
Kia: Yes he does.
Karen: good.
Kelsey: Let's make him marry Botan.
Kia: Botan? As in ferry-girl? She's taken.
Kelsey: We can un-take her!
Karen: Why are we talking about hooking other people up at MY wedding?
Stand in: Yeah!
Kia: Take her from Koenma? *blink* That's a good question.
Kurama: All done!
Stand in: *proceeds to bat his eyelashes at Kia*
Jin and Touya and Kia: *stare at Cooking Fiend Kurama*
Kia: *blinks at Stand In* Are you ok? Something in your eye?
Kelsey: *stuffs stand-in into shadow bag* And STAY in there!
Karen: *psst* Think he likes you. First the caterer then the Stand in...you my dear, are in for a series of nameless faces flirting with you.
Stand in: HEY! I gotta give Karen away!
Kia: *sweatdrops*Just a gift I have...
Kelsey: Do it from the shadow bag. *hands pouch to Karen*
Karen: Uh...thanks.
Stand in: Damnit.
Kelsey: I'm a cheeseburger in paradise.
Shishiwakamaru: And I'm the cheese.
Stand in, from inside of bag: I'd love to be Kia's cheese!
Kia: *blinks and hides behind Jin*
Karen: Shut up, you'll be kicked out!
Kelsey: Cheese is good.
Stand in: Especially if it's Kia's cheese!
Kelsey: *smashes bag with hammer* Shut up, you!
Kia: *eeps and hides behind Jin again* Make him stooop...
Kelsey: Jin, marry Kia.
Stand in: All right, all right. I have something to confess. I'm gay.
Karen: Damnit, don't come out at my wedding!
Kia: *blinks at Stand in* What?
Caterer: Really?! So am I!
Jin: *blinks at Kelsey* What?
Kia: Gimme my Pug back, gay man!
Stand in: Oh excellent love! Let's get together after the wedding!
Caterer: Oh, you!
Kia: *jumps Caterer* I want my Pug!
Caterer: No! Not my Chin-Chan!
Stand in: What? You're taken? You BITCH!
Kia: *teary-eyed* He promised himself to the Pug!
Jin: *watching this all confused, not to mention what Kelsey said*....
Karen: Oh God, help me.
God, deep voice from above: I smite thee all! How's that?
Kelsey: I DO THE SMITING AROUND HERE!!!
Kia: True.
Karen: Damnit, I don't have a wedding party anymore! WAAAAAAAA!
God, deep voice from above: Sorry, going now.
Kia: *pats* No worries! PUG PACK!!
Pug Pack: snort?
Kia: Wedding.
Pug Pack: Snort snort snort...*get to work*
Caterer: No! I swear! He's just a little puppy! *grossed out* And I'm NOT married to him!
Kia: Gimme my Pug back!
Caterer: NEVER!
Stand in, who has been sobbing: *sniff* You aren't?
Kia: *glares*
Caterer: No.
Stand in: Alright...I'm sorry I called you a bitch then.
Kia: *jumps and beats up with Schoolbag of Doom* GIMME MY PUG, YOU BASTARD!!
Caterer: I accept your apology. And why are you in a shadow bag? NO! *runs*
Karen: *dives out of the way* My poor wedding.
Kia: *pursues* MY PUG!!
Pug Pack: snort snort...
Kia *stops* They're all done. Your wedding's ready whenever you are.
Stand in: *follows but keeps bumping into crap* Because I'm not supposed to make eyes at Kia, but I'm gay, so it doesn't matter.
Caterer: *runs back in*…*takes bag off of Stand In*
Stand in: Oh thank you dear!
Caterer: Anything for you, shnookums.
Karen: *gets back up* Good. I'm ready NOW. *glares at Caterer and Stand in*
Kia: *looks ill* Oh, ugh...
Stand in: Itty bitty boo! Oh..sorry. *takes his place next to Karen*
Caterer: *blushes*
Kia: *now looking seriously pale and going back to hiding behind Jin*
Kelsey: Jin, do I have to tell you twice? Marry Kia already..
Jin: *stares at Kelsey*
Kia: *also stares at Kelsey*
Karen: Marry Kia? Marry ME! *looks grumpy*
Moose: *sad*
Kelsey: Karen...
Kia: I thought you were marrying the Moose.
Karen: No no no Sweetheart. I mean GET ON WITH THE CEREMONY of marrying me to you!
Kia: Hey...who's in this wedding, anyway?
Kelsey: MEEEEEEEEEE!
Karen: Moi, of course.
Stand in: Me! *wiggles fingers all feminine like*
Kia: Ah...That explains a lot...so, who's priest?
Moose: *snort*
Rei: *appears* Who else?
Kia: Axe is better now, right?
Rei: Yup! *swings axe*
Kelsey: YAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *leaps back* Watch it, psycho!
Kia: Priestess for WEDDING this time?
Karen: *glares at Rei with glare of death* Stop swinging axes on MY wedding day!
Rei: Just try to stop me.
Karen: Oh you BET I will brother.
Kia: *sweatdrops* Now, now...
Rei: Bring it on.
Axe: *swish*
Karen: YAAAA! *runs after Rei. She now has fangs, wings, and devils horns. In essence, she looks pissed*
Rei: *unfazed*
Kia: *sweatdropping* Guys, this is a wedding!!
Kelsey: SO?
Karen: GOD HELP YOU! YAAA!!
Kia: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY!
God, squeeky and timid voice from above: *smites Rei*
Rei: As if. *cuts Karen in half*
Kelsey: MINE WASN'T HAPPY! YUSUKE ATE THE CAKE!
Karen: *The halves twitch* Shit.
Kia: BLAME YUSUKE!
Karen: HELLO???
Kia: *picks up halves*
Kelsey: *towers over Yusuke* YOU PERVERTED BASTARD, YOU RUINED MY WEDDING! *whacks repeatedly*
Karen: *still twitching* Lemme at him...he's ruining my wedding! Moosey dear, trample him would you?
Stand in: Huh? *now looks like a Drag queen*
Karen: Damnit, you're supposed to be male UNTIL you give me away.
Kia: *sweatdrops* Gay guys like me...I'm afraid...
Stand in: No dear, I was just teasing you.
Kia: Thank you. Never do that again.
Stand in: You wish!
Kia: That does it. I'm never getting married.
Stand in: Wait till you're a bit older dah-ling...
Kelsey: Oh yes you are...
Kia: *dark glare at Stand In and Kelsey* Oh, no I'm not...
Rei: Of course you are!
Kia: Noooo.....*runs and hides under a table*
Kelsey: More cake for me, then.
Karen: Me too...IF we get the wedding started.
Kia: *hops onto podium* Ok!
Jin: *sweatdrops* That was quick...
Kia: *whaps him* We need wedding music...
Rei: *shoves Kia off podium* I'M the priestess.
Karen: -.-; Can we get on with it?
Kia: *teary eyed* Everyone takes my job...
Moose: *snort*
Kia: WAAAAA.....
Karen: SHUT UP AND LET'S GET ME MARRIED.
Rei: Of course!
Kia: *dark glare at Rei and scootches back under table*
Kelsey: Fine. NO CAKE FOR KIA, KURAMA! AND GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE TO PLAY THE DAMNED PIANO.
Kurama: *blinks* Now, that wasn't very nice...
Kelsey: Do you really think I care?
Kurama: Deep down inside, yes.
Kelsey: Watch it, cake boy.
Karen: *glares at Kelsey and Kurama* You're holding everything UP.
Kurama: *drags Kia from under the table* There, there, Rei didn't mean it.
Kia: Go play the piano, Red.
Kurama: *sits at the piano and strikes up Wedding March*
Karen: *smiles* Very good. Queenie, care to escort me?
Stand in turned Drag Queen: *escorts Karen down the aisle*
Kia: *sweatdrops* Everyone takes my job....
God, timid and meek voice: SHH! It's a wedding!
Kia: *glances up at God* YOU'RE A VERY BAD THING!!!
God, timid and meek voice from above: Sorry.
Karen: *glowers*
Kia: *shuts up*
Stand in turned Drag Queen: *glowers*
Jin and Touya: *glower at Stand in turned Drag Queen*
Stand in turned Drag Queen: *continues to Glower*
Kia: *hides behind Jin* STOP GLOWERING!
Rei: Shush, Kia. You're ruining the ambiance.
Kia: Just marry 'em already so I can run.
Karen: *looks all pretty and stuff standing at the altar*
Stand in turned Drag Queen: *leaves to go to bathroom to finish makeup*
Kia: Where's the Moose?
Moose: *continues to be*
Kia: *looks up at Rei* Ok, you can start now... *sweatdrops and pokes Rei*
Karen: Finally.
Kia: You're getting married, Karen! Rejoice in life with a moose!
Karen: *grins* I know! *gets all giggly*
Stand in turned Drag Queen: Gosh, she has worse mood swings than me.
Kia: Sure about that, buddy?
Stand in turned Drag Queen: Postive. *gets glare of death from Karen* Shutting up now.
Kia: Smart boy. Or girl. or it.
Stand in (hereby known as Drag Queen): Quiet you.
Kia: *sticks out tongue*
Drag Queen: *licks her upper lip seductively*
Kia: *looks horrified and hides behind Jin* Make her stoooop....
Drag Queen: *smirks*
Kia: *glares at Drag Queen*
Karen: HEM HEM.
Kia: *still poking Rei* Marry 'em already...
Karen: Yes, Marry us!
Kurama: *now playing Why do Fools fall in love*
Rei: Kia?
Kia: *blinks* Hai?
Rei: Oh, sorry. Meant Karen.
Kia: *thunks head* Just get it on with...
Karen: Yes, yes.
Rei: Do you really wanna marry Moose?
Karen: Yes.
Rei: Good. Moose?
Moose: *blink*
Rei: Are you sure you want to devote your whole life to Karen?
Moose: *looks thoughtful* Moose moooooose.
Rei: Excellent. Hm. Okay, by the power vested in me by...oooh, shiny! *looking at champagne*
Kia: *sweatdrops* I'm SO not getting married...
Karen: *drinking champagne* Ooh baby.
Kia: Please don't be drunk.
Karen: I won't be.
Kia: Sure?
Karen: Positve.
Kia: Ok. Drunk people scare me.
Karen: They scare me too.
Drunk Yusuke: *drapes himself over Karen* Hey, there pretty lady.
Karen: *smacks Yusuke*
Yusuke: *falls on the ground*
Kia: *snickers*
Karen: Go drape yourself on Kia you perverted bastard.
Yusuke: *drapes himself on Kia*
Kia: *looks horrified* BAKA!
Karen: *laughs*
Kia: *kicks Yusuke in the face* Drunk guy!!!
Yusuke: *falls over* Nobody lovesh me...
Kelsey: I'll bet the Drag Queen would!
Karen: *laughs harder*
Kelsey: She needs a dress. And a cake. *sniffles* I never had cake. Yusuke ATE it! *whacks Yusuke*
Yusuke: ...*winces* Baka, stop hitting me!
Kelsey: NO! *whacks repeatedly* YOU LOCKED SHISHI IN MY TOWEL CABINET!
Karen: DON'T FIGHT AT MY WEDDING. -.-*
Kelsey: Oh, Karen...You missed my wedding!
Karen: Awww. *sniffles* Did you get video?
Kelsey: Um...
Kia: *holds up camera*'
Kelsey: Kia might have it in her video collection...I don't usually use my camcorder.
Kia: I don't usually either. But I remember all the chaos.
Kelsey: And the stacks of purple roses.
Kia: Poor Hiei.
Karen: Ooh...purple roses...pretty.
Kelsey: And the Caterer proposing to Kia.
Kia: *cough* So! Back to Summoning, then. *sweatdrops* Oh, yeah. I gave him a Pug to go away.
Kelsey: And then Axe was sick. And Orson gave me away.
Kia: And I refuse to get married. ^.^
Kelsey: *sniff* What a kind panther.
Kia: *blinks at Karen* So, what color roses?
Karen: I'm sure you'll find a special guy Kia...or Moose *lovesick look at moose* Hrm...yellow..Me likes yellow.
Kelsey: *gets in summoning circle*…*blink* Shishi? Where's my Saiai?
Kia: *blinks at Kelsey* I summon!
Shishiwakamaru: *appears*
Kelsey: NO! ME!
Kia: You're married! I'm summoning!
Kelsey: Just watch me!
Karen: Who's summoning? Are we having a Black Wedding? *squeals*
Kia: ....taking my job...
Kelsey: Wowiomap amweiouf leml woeij aopjf. *dance* EL BAJO! *yellow roses rain down*
Karen: *grabs one*
Kelsey: Hah. *sticks tongue out at Kia*
Kia: *gets all teary-eyed* You took my job...
Moose: Mooose?
Kelsey: Uh...how are we gonna get a tux for a moose?
Kia: *stares at Moose*
Karen: I'm clueless too darling..
Kia: Ummm...*walks into Kelsey-proof Summoning circle*…*stares at Moose again*
Kelsey: *blink*
Kia: Aoi gaze ga ima mune no doa tataike no...watashi dake wo..... *tux appears on Moose*
Karen: B-E-A-Utiful.
Moose: *snort*
Kia: *bows* God, that was hard...
Kelsey: Hmph. Woimav Pelianta Xaraopiwejrp poivmna. *dress appears on Karen*
God, deep voice from above: Apparently. I've never seen a tux on a moose.
Kia: *peers up at God* Oy vay.
Kelsey: SHUT UP! You don't exist.
God, deep voice from above: All right, shutting up.
Kelsey: Thank you. Gee, for an impostor, he's rather nice.
Kia: o.o Dude.
Karen: Impostor yes, nice no. If he was so nice, why does he let people die? *sob* Just kidding.
Kia: *pats sympathetically* No crying at your wedding.
Karen: *stops* Thank you Kia.
Kelsey: Who's gonna give ya away? And should I summon a caterer?
Kia: You're welcome. We need a cake... *eyes wide* No more caterers...
Kelsey: Do you REALLY want Yusuke to cook?
Kia: Ah...no...how about Touya?
Kelsey: Touya's too short to cook.
Karen: Mrm....yes, Caterer...and...STAND IN! *A very handsome stand in pops up beside her* He'll give me away.
Kia: Kurama?
Kelsey: Sure. *smiles*
Kia: Oy! KURAMA!
Kurama: *blinks at Kia* Hai?
Kelsey: Cook.
Kia: You're cooking.
Kurama: *looks at Kelsey and Kia, then puts on a frilly yellow apron and goes into the kitchen*
Kelsey: Good boy.
Kia: ^.^ He loves weddings.
Karen: Does he now?
Kia: Yes he does.
Karen: good.
Kelsey: Let's make him marry Botan.
Kia: Botan? As in ferry-girl? She's taken.
Kelsey: We can un-take her!
Karen: Why are we talking about hooking other people up at MY wedding?
Stand in: Yeah!
Kia: Take her from Koenma? *blink* That's a good question.
Kurama: All done!
Stand in: *proceeds to bat his eyelashes at Kia*
Jin and Touya and Kia: *stare at Cooking Fiend Kurama*
Kia: *blinks at Stand In* Are you ok? Something in your eye?
Kelsey: *stuffs stand-in into shadow bag* And STAY in there!
Karen: *psst* Think he likes you. First the caterer then the Stand in...you my dear, are in for a series of nameless faces flirting with you.
Stand in: HEY! I gotta give Karen away!
Kia: *sweatdrops*Just a gift I have...
Kelsey: Do it from the shadow bag. *hands pouch to Karen*
Karen: Uh...thanks.
Stand in: Damnit.
Kelsey: I'm a cheeseburger in paradise.
Shishiwakamaru: And I'm the cheese.
Stand in, from inside of bag: I'd love to be Kia's cheese!
Kia: *blinks and hides behind Jin*
Karen: Shut up, you'll be kicked out!
Kelsey: Cheese is good.
Stand in: Especially if it's Kia's cheese!
Kelsey: *smashes bag with hammer* Shut up, you!
Kia: *eeps and hides behind Jin again* Make him stooop...
Kelsey: Jin, marry Kia.
Stand in: All right, all right. I have something to confess. I'm gay.
Karen: Damnit, don't come out at my wedding!
Kia: *blinks at Stand in* What?
Caterer: Really?! So am I!
Jin: *blinks at Kelsey* What?
Kia: Gimme my Pug back, gay man!
Stand in: Oh excellent love! Let's get together after the wedding!
Caterer: Oh, you!
Kia: *jumps Caterer* I want my Pug!
Caterer: No! Not my Chin-Chan!
Stand in: What? You're taken? You BITCH!
Kia: *teary-eyed* He promised himself to the Pug!
Jin: *watching this all confused, not to mention what Kelsey said*....
Karen: Oh God, help me.
God, deep voice from above: I smite thee all! How's that?
Kelsey: I DO THE SMITING AROUND HERE!!!
Kia: True.
Karen: Damnit, I don't have a wedding party anymore! WAAAAAAAA!
God, deep voice from above: Sorry, going now.
Kia: *pats* No worries! PUG PACK!!
Pug Pack: snort?
Kia: Wedding.
Pug Pack: Snort snort snort...*get to work*
Caterer: No! I swear! He's just a little puppy! *grossed out* And I'm NOT married to him!
Kia: Gimme my Pug back!
Caterer: NEVER!
Stand in, who has been sobbing: *sniff* You aren't?
Kia: *glares*
Caterer: No.
Stand in: Alright...I'm sorry I called you a bitch then.
Kia: *jumps and beats up with Schoolbag of Doom* GIMME MY PUG, YOU BASTARD!!
Caterer: I accept your apology. And why are you in a shadow bag? NO! *runs*
Karen: *dives out of the way* My poor wedding.
Kia: *pursues* MY PUG!!
Pug Pack: snort snort...
Kia *stops* They're all done. Your wedding's ready whenever you are.
Stand in: *follows but keeps bumping into crap* Because I'm not supposed to make eyes at Kia, but I'm gay, so it doesn't matter.
Caterer: *runs back in*…*takes bag off of Stand In*
Stand in: Oh thank you dear!
Caterer: Anything for you, shnookums.
Karen: *gets back up* Good. I'm ready NOW. *glares at Caterer and Stand in*
Kia: *looks ill* Oh, ugh...
Stand in: Itty bitty boo! Oh..sorry. *takes his place next to Karen*
Caterer: *blushes*
Kia: *now looking seriously pale and going back to hiding behind Jin*
Kelsey: Jin, do I have to tell you twice? Marry Kia already..
Jin: *stares at Kelsey*
Kia: *also stares at Kelsey*
Karen: Marry Kia? Marry ME! *looks grumpy*
Moose: *sad*
Kelsey: Karen...
Kia: I thought you were marrying the Moose.
Karen: No no no Sweetheart. I mean GET ON WITH THE CEREMONY of marrying me to you!
Kia: Hey...who's in this wedding, anyway?
Kelsey: MEEEEEEEEEE!
Karen: Moi, of course.
Stand in: Me! *wiggles fingers all feminine like*
Kia: Ah...That explains a lot...so, who's priest?
Moose: *snort*
Rei: *appears* Who else?
Kia: Axe is better now, right?
Rei: Yup! *swings axe*
Kelsey: YAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *leaps back* Watch it, psycho!
Kia: Priestess for WEDDING this time?
Karen: *glares at Rei with glare of death* Stop swinging axes on MY wedding day!
Rei: Just try to stop me.
Karen: Oh you BET I will brother.
Kia: *sweatdrops* Now, now...
Rei: Bring it on.
Axe: *swish*
Karen: YAAAA! *runs after Rei. She now has fangs, wings, and devils horns. In essence, she looks pissed*
Rei: *unfazed*
Kia: *sweatdropping* Guys, this is a wedding!!
Kelsey: SO?
Karen: GOD HELP YOU! YAAA!!
Kia: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY!
God, squeeky and timid voice from above: *smites Rei*
Rei: As if. *cuts Karen in half*
Kelsey: MINE WASN'T HAPPY! YUSUKE ATE THE CAKE!
Karen: *The halves twitch* Shit.
Kia: BLAME YUSUKE!
Karen: HELLO???
Kia: *picks up halves*
Kelsey: *towers over Yusuke* YOU PERVERTED BASTARD, YOU RUINED MY WEDDING! *whacks repeatedly*
Karen: *still twitching* Lemme at him...he's ruining my wedding! Moosey dear, trample him would you?
Stand in: Huh? *now looks like a Drag queen*
Karen: Damnit, you're supposed to be male UNTIL you give me away.
Kia: *sweatdrops* Gay guys like me...I'm afraid...
Stand in: No dear, I was just teasing you.
Kia: Thank you. Never do that again.
Stand in: You wish!
Kia: That does it. I'm never getting married.
Stand in: Wait till you're a bit older dah-ling...
Kelsey: Oh yes you are...
Kia: *dark glare at Stand In and Kelsey* Oh, no I'm not...
Rei: Of course you are!
Kia: Noooo.....*runs and hides under a table*
Kelsey: More cake for me, then.
Karen: Me too...IF we get the wedding started.
Kia: *hops onto podium* Ok!
Jin: *sweatdrops* That was quick...
Kia: *whaps him* We need wedding music...
Rei: *shoves Kia off podium* I'M the priestess.
Karen: -.-; Can we get on with it?
Kia: *teary eyed* Everyone takes my job...
Moose: *snort*
Kia: WAAAAA.....
Karen: SHUT UP AND LET'S GET ME MARRIED.
Rei: Of course!
Kia: *dark glare at Rei and scootches back under table*
Kelsey: Fine. NO CAKE FOR KIA, KURAMA! AND GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE TO PLAY THE DAMNED PIANO.
Kurama: *blinks* Now, that wasn't very nice...
Kelsey: Do you really think I care?
Kurama: Deep down inside, yes.
Kelsey: Watch it, cake boy.
Karen: *glares at Kelsey and Kurama* You're holding everything UP.
Kurama: *drags Kia from under the table* There, there, Rei didn't mean it.
Kia: Go play the piano, Red.
Kurama: *sits at the piano and strikes up Wedding March*
Karen: *smiles* Very good. Queenie, care to escort me?
Stand in turned Drag Queen: *escorts Karen down the aisle*
Kia: *sweatdrops* Everyone takes my job....
God, timid and meek voice: SHH! It's a wedding!
Kia: *glances up at God* YOU'RE A VERY BAD THING!!!
God, timid and meek voice from above: Sorry.
Karen: *glowers*
Kia: *shuts up*
Stand in turned Drag Queen: *glowers*
Jin and Touya: *glower at Stand in turned Drag Queen*
Stand in turned Drag Queen: *continues to Glower*
Kia: *hides behind Jin* STOP GLOWERING!
Rei: Shush, Kia. You're ruining the ambiance.
Kia: Just marry 'em already so I can run.
Karen: *looks all pretty and stuff standing at the altar*
Stand in turned Drag Queen: *leaves to go to bathroom to finish makeup*
Kia: Where's the Moose?
Moose: *continues to be*
Kia: *looks up at Rei* Ok, you can start now... *sweatdrops and pokes Rei*
Karen: Finally.
Kia: You're getting married, Karen! Rejoice in life with a moose!
Karen: *grins* I know! *gets all giggly*
Stand in turned Drag Queen: Gosh, she has worse mood swings than me.
Kia: Sure about that, buddy?
Stand in turned Drag Queen: Postive. *gets glare of death from Karen* Shutting up now.
Kia: Smart boy. Or girl. or it.
Stand in (hereby known as Drag Queen): Quiet you.
Kia: *sticks out tongue*
Drag Queen: *licks her upper lip seductively*
Kia: *looks horrified and hides behind Jin* Make her stoooop....
Drag Queen: *smirks*
Kia: *glares at Drag Queen*
Karen: HEM HEM.
Kia: *still poking Rei* Marry 'em already...
Karen: Yes, Marry us!
Kurama: *now playing Why do Fools fall in love*
Rei: Kia?
Kia: *blinks* Hai?
Rei: Oh, sorry. Meant Karen.
Kia: *thunks head* Just get it on with...
Karen: Yes, yes.
Rei: Do you really wanna marry Moose?
Karen: Yes.
Rei: Good. Moose?
Moose: *blink*
Rei: Are you sure you want to devote your whole life to Karen?
Moose: *looks thoughtful* Moose moooooose.
Rei: Excellent. Hm. Okay, by the power vested in me by...oooh, shiny! *looking at champagne*
Kia: *sweatdrops* I'm SO not getting married...
Karen: *drinking champagne* Ooh baby.
Kia: Please don't be drunk.
Karen: I won't be.
Kia: Sure?
Karen: Positve.
Kia: Ok. Drunk people scare me.
Karen: They scare me too.
Drunk Yusuke: *drapes himself over Karen* Hey, there pretty lady.
Karen: *smacks Yusuke*
Yusuke: *falls on the ground*
Kia: *snickers*
Karen: Go drape yourself on Kia you perverted bastard.
Yusuke: *drapes himself on Kia*
Kia: *looks horrified* BAKA!
Karen: *laughs*
Kia: *kicks Yusuke in the face* Drunk guy!!!
Yusuke: *falls over* Nobody lovesh me...
Kelsey: I'll bet the Drag Queen would!
Karen: *laughs harder*