Help I'm a Fish ... part 7
Blues grimaced poking the stuffing on his plate with his fork. It just didn't look that appealing. And when his fork became firmly glued in to the mixture , it looked even less so.
"Un X..what the hell is wrong .. Unn..with this stuffing." He asked while attempting to free his silverware.
"You did put in all the stuff right?" X asked, looking over at Rock.
"Yep" Rock nodded "Everything that was on the table."
" Hmm...I don't understa......wait a minute....everything...everything..?" X asked suddenly.
"...You said to" Rock shrugged.
"X..?" Iris gave him a strange look. 'What is in the stuffing.?"
"Umm....just a sec." X squeaked , giving them all a nervous grin.
"Um... maybe we should skip the stuffing " he said returning from the kitchen.
"Why?" Blues asked.
X gave a pitiful look as he held up an empty tube of hemorrhoid ointment. "Unn.. It has a few extra ingredients that might not be to everyone's liking"
"Yuck !!" Blues cried.
"Oh My God !! I ate some of that !!!" Alia screamed.
Everyone else shoved the stuffing from their plated with disgust.
X cringed , things were not going smoothly.
He jumped as he heard a clunk, turning he noted Brady had konked out by his chair.
// not smoothly at all //
"Um...ok...lets have the turkey..." he suggested.
"Yes the turkey looks delicious " Iris smiled.
"I'll do it I'll do it!!" Bass cried leaping up with a gleam in his eyes.
"Um...uh..D.. Dad will you do the honors...?" X gave a desperate look to him as he handed over the very sharp knives.
"Um....Yes alright lets carve this bird up.." Light chuckled.
Hmmph" Bass sulked. "Wait...what are you doing..?" he gasped as Light pressed the knife to one of the drumsticks. "OH MY GOD !!! YOU'RE GONNA EAT CARL !!!! " he screamed launching himself onto the table.
"Forte !!" Blues cried grabbing him by his ankles. "Look you moron it's DEAD it's a little late to try saving it Forte.
But.....b..bu" Bass looked at Blues with pained eyes, before throwing his head back in sorrow "OH WHY curse you cruel fate !!! (sob)..." he took his seat once more putting his head down between his arms and muttering about the unfairness of radishes.
The rest of the group sat watching him until Alia broke the silence. "That man needs help"
"That is most certain...." X nodded.
"Well on with the turkey..!!" Roll smiled.
"Ah yes..." X nodded.
Dr. Light grabbed the knife and began to cut into "Carl"
"Yum , would you look at that. It looks great, it's tender and juicy and....and!!.."
"And blowing bubbles out it's arse !!! Alia cried.
"It's a demon bird !!!!" Blues yelped.
"Possessed poultry !! Quick run !!" Rock cried.
"The souls of the slain turkeys of the past are upon us ....they will avenge Carl !!" Bass screamed jumping up on the table
'Poultrygeist !! Save us !! " Rock keeled loudly running around the table frantically, singing ghostbusters.
X turned to Zero "You shampooed the Turkey !!!"
"Hey, it would have been fine if you hada let me put the conditioner on X!!" Zero growled.
X shook his head.
"Zero...I could kill you at times...."
"I'm telling you X it say's right on the package Rinse and repeat."
// I'M NOT LIVING THIS .....please somebody wake me up !!//
"Oh shut up..!! Roll snapped swinging the cranberries at her twins head.
"Who we gonna caaaaallll" Rock cried out tripping over the body of Brady and sliding under the table.
"Arrgghh " Iris screech as the bowl of cranberry sauce hit it's new target.
"Oops" Roll cringed.
"You little Monster !!!" Iris snarled., grabbing the turkey and swinging it wildly, at Roll's head.
"Stop !! Your hurting Carl !!!!" Bass wailed. As the turkey bounced off Rolls head knocking her senseless in the process, and fell to the floor making a strange clattering noise and it landed next to Rock.
The little blue bomber blinked before realizing what he'd just discovered.
"Look Dr. Cain !!!" he cried jumping up, and holding the turkey out for all to see " I found your teeth !!"
"ARRGGGHHH" DR. Light gagged.
"How did they get in the turkey !!!" Alia wanted to know.
X watched from his seat at the scene before him. "I'm I having fun yet?" he ask Brady's pron form on the floor.
"Oh my dear Lord. !!" Blues yelped ducking a scoopful of mashed yams, that went sailing over his head. He got up from his seat trying to make his way to the distraught blonde bot who was mourning the remains of what looked like a chicken wing.
X stood agog..... His home was a mess ...his family was nuts....and he was thinking of places to hide the bodies...
"STOP IT !!! everyone...right now...!!! I sa..ARRGHHH !!!!" he cried out as he was struck. Looking down he saw that his white shirt was now dripping with cherry pie filling.
"ZERO!!!"
"Heh... sorry X, but I just couldn't help myself." Zero laughed running a finger down his friends chest, and popping the cherry filling into his mouth "Hmmm, oh X your good enough to eat!"
X sighed rolling his eyes "Why me?"
"Forte come on!!" Blues shouted trying to be heard over the whining bot.
"But Blues...can't you feel it's pain..!!.?" he sobbed.
"Come on Forte...let him go buddy....let em go..." He patted the blonde boys back "There, there.."
Suddenly Bass shot up dashing to another pile of turkey bits.
"Where is it...where...."
Forte..?" Blues asked.
"I know it's here ...hang on Carl... I'll save you.." he cried shrilly. After digging about for a brief moment he jumped up cackling triumphantly.
"Yesss!!! Don't worry Carl I will bring you back ... resurrection !!." he turned and ran out the door and down the hall way.
"Forte wait !!!" Blues shouted. "That's a wishbone Forte..wait...!"
"Acckk...Blues help !!!" X cried, fending off a rather aggressive Zero.
"Sorry X bro. Chaos, panic ,disorder,.....my work here is done." He turned and ran after Bass.
To be continued ......................