Help I'm a Fish part 8









Bass ran to a mound of snow, digging into the powdery matter he scooped a hole and tossed the deceased carl's wish bone into it.

"Yes, I can feel it, Carl will rise again." Bass cried out, flinging his hands in the air. He dropped into the snow flapping his arms and legs in frantic motions.

Blues walked up beside him.

"Forte....what are you doing..?"

"I'm calling back the souls of the dead, so they may re-inhibit the earth, and be once more united with their loved ones with whom they were prematurely departed .

Blues cocked an eyebrow at his friend. "By making snow angels..?"

"Do not dought the mystic ways of the mystic....un....mystics.. It will work !! " Bass laughed. Turning to the snow once more. "Carl come forth I command you LIVE !! Ha ha ha ha.........huh?" Bass stopped, looking down at his feet. He bent down scooping out the snow. "Carl, we're waiting.

X and the others ran up beside Blues. "Dare I ask..?" X whispered.

" Hmph....oh...he's ..not answering his beeper..." Bass huffed. and looked around at all the eyes staring at him. "What..?"

"Ah yes, laugh alone...and the world thinks you're an idiot" Blues grinned.

"How can you be so stupid!" Zero growled, stomping up to his brother.

"Stupid, ha my mind is as wonderful as my superbly built, and incredibly handsome body."

"Oh please. If your body was anything like your mind you'd be the invisible man" Zero snorted.

"Ha..you just don't know perfection when you see it!" Bass laughed, walking in ahead of them.

X turned to Blues " So tell me does he suffer from insanity often?"

"No" Blues said, then adding with a smirk " He usually enjoys it"



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"Well, It seems to me.." Dr. Light laughed "That there are four stages to life.

1 you believe in Santa

2 you don't believe in Santa

3 you become Santa

and 4 you start to look like Santa."

Ha ha...I think I know where you are.." Cain chuckled.

The two Doctors continued to talk amongst themselves as they headed back to Cain's office to finish up the details of the play.

They were cut off by Bass storming past them muttering about "birds of a feather..and such.'

"What was that about..?" Cain asked the small group coming in from the cold.

'Don't ask...." X sighed, holding up a hand to stop anymore questions.





After the supper dishes had been cleared away. The group sat down in the living area, by the fire and sipped from their drinks in contentment.

Zero took a seat next to Iris on the couch. "Man it's sure nice an warm in here" he grinned.

"Can you believe that !!" Alia said

"Huh?" Zero looked up, he hadn't really been listening to the two female repoilds as they talked.

"Can you believe that they view women with big breasts as less intelligent?" Alia scoffed.

"What do you think of that..?" Iris asked.

Zero smirked raising his glass to a toast "Merry Christmas Enstien's "

Alia, and Iris glared at him, before shoving him from the couch to his ass on the floor.

"Well it just got a little chilly in here all of a sudden." Zero snorted picking himself up, and sitting down next to X.

"Hey lets play a game!" Rock suggested, as he sat down next to Blues.

"Ya truth of Dare!!" Roll cried. She and all the females glared at the men.

X cringed lowering himself in his seat. // I hate her !!//

"It'll be fun.. And we'll learn more about each other." Roll continued. "Hey Bass you wanna play to?" She asked the blonde boy hovering in the hall way.

"Me..?"

"YA You can bring your friends .." she smiled pointing to the objects he had in his hand.

Bass looked down at his hand, to see a donut and a fork impaling it.

"Og my god...Murder!! He cried " how dare you commit an act of such mutiny.. Release Elmo at once you traitor " he proceeded to yank the fork from the pastry and fling it from the room, while the gathered company stared on in silence.

"Oh Elmo,...I fear you are to far gone, fatally wounded by Francois attack, I have no choice but to end your suffering." Bass shoved the donut into his mouth chewing, as he wailed at the same time. Not a pretty sight.

X watched as bits of Elmo fell to the carpet.

"I don't know if I'd call that murder..." Iris whispered.

"Until right now I would have called that lunch..." Alia grimaced.

"I'll never look at a donut the same way again.." Zero said.

X sunk down into the sofa as Bass's wailing continued.

"I'm going to need therapy for the rest of my life."







To be continued....