Kelsey: You see?
Kia: *blinks* No. *gets jabbed by Jin* Errr...yes!
Kelsey: BATS!
Shishiwakamaru: You made my love upset! *whaps Kia with his sword*
Kelsey: Baaaats! *shriek* ATTACK OF THE BAAATS!
Kia: *sweatdrops* Yeees...I'll be inching away now. *inches*
Kelsey: Bats….sooooo many bats…
Kia: *throws Shishi-san to the bats*
Kelsey: EEEEK!
Bats: *fly in Shishi's hair*
Shishiwakamaru: My hair!! *runs around*
Kia: *hides behind Jin*
Jin: *blinks at Kia*
Kelsey: ...uh...um...
Kia: Kelsey, go save your future husband...
Kelsey: Uh...
Bats: Bwaha!
Kelsey: Baaaats...
Jin: *to Kia* Why are you hiding behind me?
Kia: I don't wanna get married. And the bats.
Kelsey: ....b-b-bats...
Shishiwakamaru: *still running* Anyone?
Kia: *sighs and borrows Botan's oar* I can't believe this. *chases after bats* Heeeeere, batty batty batties... Kelsey: Baaaats! *hides behind Jin* HELP!
Jin: *sweatdrops* I can't even save myself, lass...
Kelsey: Why did it have to be bats?! *cower* Baaaats....baaaaaaaaaaats.....baaaaaaaaaaaaaats.....
Kia *whapping bats with the oar and Shishiwakamaru in the process* Bad bats!
Kelsey: Bats....bats, Jin...
Jin: Uh...yes. Bats. *blinks*
Kia: *gives up on bats and sits down*
Kelsey: Baaaaaats...
Bats: *swarm Shishi*
Shishiwakamaru: BATS!!!!! *pulls out sword and starts slaying bats*
Kelsey: EEEEK! *hides face* HELP ME, JIN!!!! Baaaats....*cowers*
Jin: *looks at Kia, who shrugs* Uh...
Kia: This is no good! Kelsey and Shishi can't get married with bats! *blows bat whistle* C'mere, bats...come to Kia...
Kelsey: *screamscreamscreamscreamscream* HELP!!!!!!
Shishiwakamaru: *perks up* My love is in danger! *runs to Kelsey, killing the bats as he goes*
Nekkyou Hiryuu says: *clings to Jin's legs* DON'T LET THEM EAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: *helpless look* Uh...lass...can you release my legs now?
Kelsey: Nononononononooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....baaaaatsssssss...
Kia: *losing what patience she had left* LISTEN UP, BATS! IF YOU DON'T CLEAR OUT RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS METAL BASEBALL BAT AND POUND YOUR LITTLE BRAINS OUT!!!!!!!
Bats: *sweatdrop*
Kia: *raising baseball bat* AND I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU ALL!!!!
Bats: *slowly edge away*
Bat #1: Crazy girl.
Bat #2: Shut uuuup...
Kia: AAAARRRRGHHHH!!*runs toward bats*
Bats: ....*fly quickly away* We will be back!
Kelsey: Baaaaaaaaats....*holding Jin's ankles tightly* Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatsssssssssss!!!!
Kia: *sweatdrops* And so will my baseball bat. Kelsey, they're gone. -.-
Kelsey: Baaats…
Kia: *coughs* KELSEY, THE BATS ARE GONE!!!!
Kelsey: *points to Shishi's hair*
Bat: Heeeeelp...
Kia: *looks at Shishi's hair*…*untangles bat*
Bat: *bites Kia*
Kia: *slaps bat*
Kelsey: KIA!!!! KIA'S GONNA DIEE!!!!!!! *sobs*
Kia: o.o The BAT'S gonna die first. *glares at Bat and lifts baseball bat*
Bat: OvvO (fangs)
Kia: *whaps the bat with...o.o the bat*
Bat: -vv-
Kia: YOU GOT ME MAD, BAT! YOU WANT YOUR BRAINS TAKEN OUT TOO??
Jin: *grins* That's my lass.
Bat: Err...*flies away* You'll be sorry!
Kelsey: o.o....Kia! The bats have sworn revenge!
Kia: *blinks* I know. How fun!
Kelsey: You're gonna dieeeee....
Kia: -.- Thanks so much for your support.
Kelsey: *wail* You're so young....
Jin: Kia, your hand...
Kelsey: *glares at Touya* Touya, comfort your girlfriend.
Touya: *blinks* eh?
Kia: He's not my boyfriend. -.- *starts bandaging hand*
Kelsey: Kia's gonna dieeeee...
Touya: ....she's not my girlfriend. *looks at Kia*
Jin: She's not his girlfriend. *also looks at Kia*
Kia: Stop looking at me! And I'm not gonna die!
Kelsey: *blink*...I haven't gone on a rampage in awhile. May I do that?
Kia: Just so long as you don't hurt, Jin, Touya, Shishiwakamaru, or me, go right ahead.
Kelsey: ...but there's no one else here!
Kia: Yes there is! *pulls out Tarukane* There's the mean old man!
Kelsey: ...me?
Tarukane: o.o what?
Kelsey: Hi!
Kia: You're a mean old man. Have fun.
Tarukane: *blinks* Um. Hello.
Kia: *to Jin* Touya's too short for me...
Touya: I heard that!
Kelsey: Hi!
Tarukane: Look, little girl, I'm a very busy man...
Kelsey: Wow.
Shishiwakamaru: ....*glowers at Tarukane*
Tarukane: On second thought, you're rather pretty. And your little friend should help me make some money. How about it?
Kelsey:...huh? I'm confused.
Kia: *blinks* What?
Kelsey: Weren't we saying hi?
Tarukane: We were. But now I'm going to kidnap both of you and sell you to the highest bidders!
Kia: *blinks again* How nice of you?
Kelsey: Why? That's not nice.
Tarukane: Of course not. *grabs Kia* Now, come along now...
Kelsey: BATS!
Bats: *appear* Yes ma'am!
Kelsey: *glares at Tarukane* I'm warning you, fat dude. Let go.
Tarukane: *looks at Kelsey, then at Kia* Hmmm...
Jin: *getting mad* You heard Kelsey. Let her go!
Kelsey: Did you not hear me, lardass? Let. Her. GO!
Tarukane: *shakes head* I'm sorry. I can't do that. *whaps Kia on the back of the head. Kia collapses* Muaahhhhaaaa...
Jin: *now losing his temper*...
Bats: *blinky* But didn't you just let her go?
Kelsey: Okay, fatass. I warned you. BATS!
Bats: Yes ma'am!
Kelsey: ATTAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!
Bats: *swarm Tarukane*
Touya: ...
Tarukane: EEEEEEE!! *runs, still carrying Kia*
Kelsey: *evil laughter* BATS!
Bats: Yes ma'am!
Kelsey: Pursue!
Bats: *grab Kelsey and Jin and Touya and Shishi and follow Tarukane*
Tarukane:*runs faster and dives into car, which drives away*
Kelsey: Uh...
Bats: *latch onto passing car, take over driver's seat*
Tarukane: *jumps out*
Kelsey: FOLLOW THAT FAT DUDE!
Bats: *follow fat dude*
Tarukane:*stops at convenient cliff*
Kelsey: DIEEEEEEEE, FATASS!
Bats: *swarm Tarukane*
Tarukane: *looks at cliff, then at Kia. Thwaps bats*
Kelsey: HEY! HEY! PUT US DOWN FIRST!!!!!!!
Touya: We're gonna die...
Kelsey: *leaps on Tarukane. Bites Tarukane* DIEEEEEEEE, EVIL FAT DUDE!
Tarukane: *yelps*
Bats: *set the rest down*
Kelsey: DIE! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEIDIEIDIE!!!!!!! *whaps Tarukane with bread gun*
Tarukane: FINE! *takes a running leap and throws Kia off cliff, then runs the other way*
Kelsey: KIAAAAAAAA!!!! *jumps after Kia* I'LL SAVE YOU!!!!!!
Shishiwakamaru: KELSEY! *jumps after Kelsey*
Bats: *chase Tarukane*
Tarukane: *still running like hell*
Kia: *still falling*
Bats: FAT GUYS CAN'T RUN! *swarm Tarukane*
Kelsey: *grabs Kia's arm* Gotcha! ...eeep?
Shishiwakamaru: *grabs onto Kelsey* You can't fly!!
Kelsey: NEITHER CAN YOU!!!!
Shishiwakamaru: Oh, yeah…
Jin: *swoops down* One at a time!
Kelsey: *whacks Kia* Wake up!
Kia: *doesn't wake up*
Bats: *chasing*
Tarukane:*running*
Jin: OK, who's first?
Bate: *chase*
Tarukane: *falls*
Bats: *high-fives* DIE, RANDOM PERSON! *swarm Tarukane. Bite Tarukane*
Tarukane:*dies*
Bats: Yay! *disappear in a puff of rose-scented smoke*
Touya: *sweatdropping* Are they still falling?
Kelsey: YES!!!!!! *shoves Kia at Jin* Whack her. WAKE UP!
Jin: *blinks* Whack her?? *catches Kia*
Kelsey: See ya!
Fly: SQUAK!! *catches Kelsey and Shishiwakamaru*
Kelsey: *continues to fall* ...wait…o.o? AIEEEE!!! DEVIL BIRD!!! KILL IT!! KILL IT!
Fly: *blinks* squawk? *lands and drops Kelsey and Shishiwakamaru by Touya. Jin joins them*
Kelsey: Oooh...ground..
Jin: *blinking down at Kia* she's still not waking up...
Kelsey: *huggles Fly* Thank you, Fly!
Fly: *all shy* Squawk!
Bat #182: *sweatdrop*
Touya: Someone wake her up...
Shishiwakamaru: We tried. She doesn't respond to whacking.
Bat #182: *cough*
Jin: *blinks at bat #182*
Bat #182: Erm...
Jin: Yes?
Bat #182: Did you try draining the wound?
Jin: Draining the wound?? Huh?
Bat #182: The poison. The bat poison...?
Jin: *glares* You POISONED HER??
Kelsey: I TOLD YOU SO!
Bat #182: Um...no...that was bat number eight hundred and seventy-two...I'm bat number one hundred and eighty-two...
Jin: Doesn't matter. Umm...how do I drain it?
Bat #182: With a drainer.
Jin: -.-
Touya: *coughs* a drainer?
Bat #182: Something that drains.
Shishiwakamaru: A colander!
Bat #182: Uh...like a vacuum cleaner...something that drains and sucks.
Touya: Like a mouth. I've seen ningens kiss like that. It's appalling.
Bat #182: I know.
Shishiwakamaru: Please don't tell me one of us has to do that.
Bat #182: Not if you can find a vacuum cleaner.
Touya: Who has a vacuum cleaner?
Jin: *looking at Kia* Lass, why couldn't you be like sleeping beauty or something? It'd be a lot easier to wake you up.
Bat #182: *disappears in a puff of vacuum cleaner-scented smoke*
Shishiwakamaru and Fly:....
Kelsey: Muahahahahaha!
Jin: -.- oh, well. *shakes Kia* Come on, wake up, please?
Kelsey: Oh! I know! Let's get Watson!
Touya: Watson...?
Kelsey: *drags Watson into the RP*
Watson: ...where am I?
Kelsey: You're Here!
Jin: And not there!
Watson: Well, that explains hardly anything, dear children.
Kelsey: Fix Kia.
Watson: ?
Shishiwakamaru: Children? *glares*
Kelsey: You're a doctor, aren't you? Fix her.
Watson: I hardly think that this is real. ...I must be hallucinating.
Jin: FIX HER OR I'LL KILL YOU!
Watson: I know I shouldn't have eaten Islay's muffins.
Touya: Now, now, Jin...
Watson: All right, then, all right. Watch carefully, children. CPR fixes anything.
Fly: *horrified* SQUAWK!!??
Watson: Hush, beast.
Kelsey: KIA WAKE UP RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE GOING TO BE KISSED BY A FATASS EIGHTEENTH-CENTURY PRACTITIONER!!!
Kia: *still not replying*
Jin: NOOO! *starts to go save Kia. Shishiwakamaru holds him back*
Kelsey: I can't watch...
Watson: *gives CPR to Kia*
Kelsey: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *jumps Watson*
Watson: *choking*
Touya: Someone do something....
Kelsey: DIE, FATASS!
Touya: That'll work.
Watson: *grlk...ack...sounds of choking*…*stands up*
Kelsey: *holds on* DIE YOU PSYCHO!
Jin: o.o Kia, wake up!
Watson: *flails at Kelsey*
Kelsey: Eep?
Watson: *choking Kelsey*
Kelsey: *choking Watson*
Shishiwakamaru: Take your hands off her! *whaps Watson*
Kelsey: *choking. choking Watson*
Watson: *choking. choking Kelsey*
Shishiwakamaru: *chokes Watson as well*
Fly: Squawk...
Kelsey: *gaaak*
Watson: DIE!!!!
Fly: SQUAWK! *clamps beak on Watson's head*
Watson: Mmmmf!
Fly: *muffled squawk. Flies and drops Watson off the cliff*
Kelsey: I'M STILL HOLDING ONTO HIM YOU STUPID ANIMAL!!!
Both: *falling*
Fly: *flies and grabs onto Kelsey*
Touya: LET GO, IDIOT!
Watson: *grabs onto Kelsey's leg*
Kelsey: Ew! YOU TRIED TO KISS KIA! *kicks Watson's face* DIE! *leaps at Watson* DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE! *whacks Watson* DIE, FATASS!
Fly: *sweatdrops*
Jin: *holding Kia* Whoa.
Kelsey: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *whacks Watson repeatedly* … *kicks him where the sun don't shine*
Watson: Ooof...
Kelsey: HAH! YOU DIE NOW!
Jin: ...hmm...maybe one of us can do this CPR thing...
Touya: YOU do it, then.
Shishiwakamaru: *on Fly* Let go! *smites Watson*
Jin: *attempts to perform CPR*
Watson: *falls*
Kelsey: Yay!
Shishiwakamaru: Finally!
Kia: *wakes up and stares at Jin, trying to do CPR* o.o
Kelsey: *kisses Shishi*...wait. You can't fly! ...fly! Ah.
Fly: *hovers, carrying both of them*
Kia: *stares at Jin* Why are you kissing me??
Jin: *turning the color of his hair* Ummmmm....
Kelsey: IT'S CPR, KIA!
Kia: o.o really? *blinks at Jin* Ok, I forgive you.
Jin: Good.
Bats: *far-off* Mehehehehehe…
Kia: *blinks* No. *gets jabbed by Jin* Errr...yes!
Kelsey: BATS!
Shishiwakamaru: You made my love upset! *whaps Kia with his sword*
Kelsey: Baaaats! *shriek* ATTACK OF THE BAAATS!
Kia: *sweatdrops* Yeees...I'll be inching away now. *inches*
Kelsey: Bats….sooooo many bats…
Kia: *throws Shishi-san to the bats*
Kelsey: EEEEK!
Bats: *fly in Shishi's hair*
Shishiwakamaru: My hair!! *runs around*
Kia: *hides behind Jin*
Jin: *blinks at Kia*
Kelsey: ...uh...um...
Kia: Kelsey, go save your future husband...
Kelsey: Uh...
Bats: Bwaha!
Kelsey: Baaaats...
Jin: *to Kia* Why are you hiding behind me?
Kia: I don't wanna get married. And the bats.
Kelsey: ....b-b-bats...
Shishiwakamaru: *still running* Anyone?
Kia: *sighs and borrows Botan's oar* I can't believe this. *chases after bats* Heeeeere, batty batty batties... Kelsey: Baaaats! *hides behind Jin* HELP!
Jin: *sweatdrops* I can't even save myself, lass...
Kelsey: Why did it have to be bats?! *cower* Baaaats....baaaaaaaaaaats.....baaaaaaaaaaaaaats.....
Kia *whapping bats with the oar and Shishiwakamaru in the process* Bad bats!
Kelsey: Bats....bats, Jin...
Jin: Uh...yes. Bats. *blinks*
Kia: *gives up on bats and sits down*
Kelsey: Baaaaaats...
Bats: *swarm Shishi*
Shishiwakamaru: BATS!!!!! *pulls out sword and starts slaying bats*
Kelsey: EEEEK! *hides face* HELP ME, JIN!!!! Baaaats....*cowers*
Jin: *looks at Kia, who shrugs* Uh...
Kia: This is no good! Kelsey and Shishi can't get married with bats! *blows bat whistle* C'mere, bats...come to Kia...
Kelsey: *screamscreamscreamscreamscream* HELP!!!!!!
Shishiwakamaru: *perks up* My love is in danger! *runs to Kelsey, killing the bats as he goes*
Nekkyou Hiryuu says: *clings to Jin's legs* DON'T LET THEM EAT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jin: *helpless look* Uh...lass...can you release my legs now?
Kelsey: Nononononononooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....baaaaatsssssss...
Kia: *losing what patience she had left* LISTEN UP, BATS! IF YOU DON'T CLEAR OUT RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS METAL BASEBALL BAT AND POUND YOUR LITTLE BRAINS OUT!!!!!!!
Bats: *sweatdrop*
Kia: *raising baseball bat* AND I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU ALL!!!!
Bats: *slowly edge away*
Bat #1: Crazy girl.
Bat #2: Shut uuuup...
Kia: AAAARRRRGHHHH!!*runs toward bats*
Bats: ....*fly quickly away* We will be back!
Kelsey: Baaaaaaaaats....*holding Jin's ankles tightly* Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatsssssssssss!!!!
Kia: *sweatdrops* And so will my baseball bat. Kelsey, they're gone. -.-
Kelsey: Baaats…
Kia: *coughs* KELSEY, THE BATS ARE GONE!!!!
Kelsey: *points to Shishi's hair*
Bat: Heeeeelp...
Kia: *looks at Shishi's hair*…*untangles bat*
Bat: *bites Kia*
Kia: *slaps bat*
Kelsey: KIA!!!! KIA'S GONNA DIEE!!!!!!! *sobs*
Kia: o.o The BAT'S gonna die first. *glares at Bat and lifts baseball bat*
Bat: OvvO (fangs)
Kia: *whaps the bat with...o.o the bat*
Bat: -vv-
Kia: YOU GOT ME MAD, BAT! YOU WANT YOUR BRAINS TAKEN OUT TOO??
Jin: *grins* That's my lass.
Bat: Err...*flies away* You'll be sorry!
Kelsey: o.o....Kia! The bats have sworn revenge!
Kia: *blinks* I know. How fun!
Kelsey: You're gonna dieeeee....
Kia: -.- Thanks so much for your support.
Kelsey: *wail* You're so young....
Jin: Kia, your hand...
Kelsey: *glares at Touya* Touya, comfort your girlfriend.
Touya: *blinks* eh?
Kia: He's not my boyfriend. -.- *starts bandaging hand*
Kelsey: Kia's gonna dieeeee...
Touya: ....she's not my girlfriend. *looks at Kia*
Jin: She's not his girlfriend. *also looks at Kia*
Kia: Stop looking at me! And I'm not gonna die!
Kelsey: *blink*...I haven't gone on a rampage in awhile. May I do that?
Kia: Just so long as you don't hurt, Jin, Touya, Shishiwakamaru, or me, go right ahead.
Kelsey: ...but there's no one else here!
Kia: Yes there is! *pulls out Tarukane* There's the mean old man!
Kelsey: ...me?
Tarukane: o.o what?
Kelsey: Hi!
Kia: You're a mean old man. Have fun.
Tarukane: *blinks* Um. Hello.
Kia: *to Jin* Touya's too short for me...
Touya: I heard that!
Kelsey: Hi!
Tarukane: Look, little girl, I'm a very busy man...
Kelsey: Wow.
Shishiwakamaru: ....*glowers at Tarukane*
Tarukane: On second thought, you're rather pretty. And your little friend should help me make some money. How about it?
Kelsey:...huh? I'm confused.
Kia: *blinks* What?
Kelsey: Weren't we saying hi?
Tarukane: We were. But now I'm going to kidnap both of you and sell you to the highest bidders!
Kia: *blinks again* How nice of you?
Kelsey: Why? That's not nice.
Tarukane: Of course not. *grabs Kia* Now, come along now...
Kelsey: BATS!
Bats: *appear* Yes ma'am!
Kelsey: *glares at Tarukane* I'm warning you, fat dude. Let go.
Tarukane: *looks at Kelsey, then at Kia* Hmmm...
Jin: *getting mad* You heard Kelsey. Let her go!
Kelsey: Did you not hear me, lardass? Let. Her. GO!
Tarukane: *shakes head* I'm sorry. I can't do that. *whaps Kia on the back of the head. Kia collapses* Muaahhhhaaaa...
Jin: *now losing his temper*...
Bats: *blinky* But didn't you just let her go?
Kelsey: Okay, fatass. I warned you. BATS!
Bats: Yes ma'am!
Kelsey: ATTAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!
Bats: *swarm Tarukane*
Touya: ...
Tarukane: EEEEEEE!! *runs, still carrying Kia*
Kelsey: *evil laughter* BATS!
Bats: Yes ma'am!
Kelsey: Pursue!
Bats: *grab Kelsey and Jin and Touya and Shishi and follow Tarukane*
Tarukane:*runs faster and dives into car, which drives away*
Kelsey: Uh...
Bats: *latch onto passing car, take over driver's seat*
Tarukane: *jumps out*
Kelsey: FOLLOW THAT FAT DUDE!
Bats: *follow fat dude*
Tarukane:*stops at convenient cliff*
Kelsey: DIEEEEEEEE, FATASS!
Bats: *swarm Tarukane*
Tarukane: *looks at cliff, then at Kia. Thwaps bats*
Kelsey: HEY! HEY! PUT US DOWN FIRST!!!!!!!
Touya: We're gonna die...
Kelsey: *leaps on Tarukane. Bites Tarukane* DIEEEEEEEE, EVIL FAT DUDE!
Tarukane: *yelps*
Bats: *set the rest down*
Kelsey: DIE! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEIDIEIDIE!!!!!!! *whaps Tarukane with bread gun*
Tarukane: FINE! *takes a running leap and throws Kia off cliff, then runs the other way*
Kelsey: KIAAAAAAAA!!!! *jumps after Kia* I'LL SAVE YOU!!!!!!
Shishiwakamaru: KELSEY! *jumps after Kelsey*
Bats: *chase Tarukane*
Tarukane: *still running like hell*
Kia: *still falling*
Bats: FAT GUYS CAN'T RUN! *swarm Tarukane*
Kelsey: *grabs Kia's arm* Gotcha! ...eeep?
Shishiwakamaru: *grabs onto Kelsey* You can't fly!!
Kelsey: NEITHER CAN YOU!!!!
Shishiwakamaru: Oh, yeah…
Jin: *swoops down* One at a time!
Kelsey: *whacks Kia* Wake up!
Kia: *doesn't wake up*
Bats: *chasing*
Tarukane:*running*
Jin: OK, who's first?
Bate: *chase*
Tarukane: *falls*
Bats: *high-fives* DIE, RANDOM PERSON! *swarm Tarukane. Bite Tarukane*
Tarukane:*dies*
Bats: Yay! *disappear in a puff of rose-scented smoke*
Touya: *sweatdropping* Are they still falling?
Kelsey: YES!!!!!! *shoves Kia at Jin* Whack her. WAKE UP!
Jin: *blinks* Whack her?? *catches Kia*
Kelsey: See ya!
Fly: SQUAK!! *catches Kelsey and Shishiwakamaru*
Kelsey: *continues to fall* ...wait…o.o? AIEEEE!!! DEVIL BIRD!!! KILL IT!! KILL IT!
Fly: *blinks* squawk? *lands and drops Kelsey and Shishiwakamaru by Touya. Jin joins them*
Kelsey: Oooh...ground..
Jin: *blinking down at Kia* she's still not waking up...
Kelsey: *huggles Fly* Thank you, Fly!
Fly: *all shy* Squawk!
Bat #182: *sweatdrop*
Touya: Someone wake her up...
Shishiwakamaru: We tried. She doesn't respond to whacking.
Bat #182: *cough*
Jin: *blinks at bat #182*
Bat #182: Erm...
Jin: Yes?
Bat #182: Did you try draining the wound?
Jin: Draining the wound?? Huh?
Bat #182: The poison. The bat poison...?
Jin: *glares* You POISONED HER??
Kelsey: I TOLD YOU SO!
Bat #182: Um...no...that was bat number eight hundred and seventy-two...I'm bat number one hundred and eighty-two...
Jin: Doesn't matter. Umm...how do I drain it?
Bat #182: With a drainer.
Jin: -.-
Touya: *coughs* a drainer?
Bat #182: Something that drains.
Shishiwakamaru: A colander!
Bat #182: Uh...like a vacuum cleaner...something that drains and sucks.
Touya: Like a mouth. I've seen ningens kiss like that. It's appalling.
Bat #182: I know.
Shishiwakamaru: Please don't tell me one of us has to do that.
Bat #182: Not if you can find a vacuum cleaner.
Touya: Who has a vacuum cleaner?
Jin: *looking at Kia* Lass, why couldn't you be like sleeping beauty or something? It'd be a lot easier to wake you up.
Bat #182: *disappears in a puff of vacuum cleaner-scented smoke*
Shishiwakamaru and Fly:....
Kelsey: Muahahahahaha!
Jin: -.- oh, well. *shakes Kia* Come on, wake up, please?
Kelsey: Oh! I know! Let's get Watson!
Touya: Watson...?
Kelsey: *drags Watson into the RP*
Watson: ...where am I?
Kelsey: You're Here!
Jin: And not there!
Watson: Well, that explains hardly anything, dear children.
Kelsey: Fix Kia.
Watson: ?
Shishiwakamaru: Children? *glares*
Kelsey: You're a doctor, aren't you? Fix her.
Watson: I hardly think that this is real. ...I must be hallucinating.
Jin: FIX HER OR I'LL KILL YOU!
Watson: I know I shouldn't have eaten Islay's muffins.
Touya: Now, now, Jin...
Watson: All right, then, all right. Watch carefully, children. CPR fixes anything.
Fly: *horrified* SQUAWK!!??
Watson: Hush, beast.
Kelsey: KIA WAKE UP RIGHT NOW OR YOU'RE GOING TO BE KISSED BY A FATASS EIGHTEENTH-CENTURY PRACTITIONER!!!
Kia: *still not replying*
Jin: NOOO! *starts to go save Kia. Shishiwakamaru holds him back*
Kelsey: I can't watch...
Watson: *gives CPR to Kia*
Kelsey: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *jumps Watson*
Watson: *choking*
Touya: Someone do something....
Kelsey: DIE, FATASS!
Touya: That'll work.
Watson: *grlk...ack...sounds of choking*…*stands up*
Kelsey: *holds on* DIE YOU PSYCHO!
Jin: o.o Kia, wake up!
Watson: *flails at Kelsey*
Kelsey: Eep?
Watson: *choking Kelsey*
Kelsey: *choking Watson*
Shishiwakamaru: Take your hands off her! *whaps Watson*
Kelsey: *choking. choking Watson*
Watson: *choking. choking Kelsey*
Shishiwakamaru: *chokes Watson as well*
Fly: Squawk...
Kelsey: *gaaak*
Watson: DIE!!!!
Fly: SQUAWK! *clamps beak on Watson's head*
Watson: Mmmmf!
Fly: *muffled squawk. Flies and drops Watson off the cliff*
Kelsey: I'M STILL HOLDING ONTO HIM YOU STUPID ANIMAL!!!
Both: *falling*
Fly: *flies and grabs onto Kelsey*
Touya: LET GO, IDIOT!
Watson: *grabs onto Kelsey's leg*
Kelsey: Ew! YOU TRIED TO KISS KIA! *kicks Watson's face* DIE! *leaps at Watson* DIEDIEDIEDIEDIE! *whacks Watson* DIE, FATASS!
Fly: *sweatdrops*
Jin: *holding Kia* Whoa.
Kelsey: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *whacks Watson repeatedly* … *kicks him where the sun don't shine*
Watson: Ooof...
Kelsey: HAH! YOU DIE NOW!
Jin: ...hmm...maybe one of us can do this CPR thing...
Touya: YOU do it, then.
Shishiwakamaru: *on Fly* Let go! *smites Watson*
Jin: *attempts to perform CPR*
Watson: *falls*
Kelsey: Yay!
Shishiwakamaru: Finally!
Kia: *wakes up and stares at Jin, trying to do CPR* o.o
Kelsey: *kisses Shishi*...wait. You can't fly! ...fly! Ah.
Fly: *hovers, carrying both of them*
Kia: *stares at Jin* Why are you kissing me??
Jin: *turning the color of his hair* Ummmmm....
Kelsey: IT'S CPR, KIA!
Kia: o.o really? *blinks at Jin* Ok, I forgive you.
Jin: Good.
Bats: *far-off* Mehehehehehe…