Help I'm a Fish-----part 9
"Ok Bass, there ya go...you have a little rest in here and things will be all better when you wake up...ok?" Blues assured his wailing companion.
"Sniff....o...ok...WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!" Bass howled, as he was led into the bedroom.
// What a boob ..// X groaned as he closed the blinds.
He and Blues made their way out the door.
"Hey S..?" Bass called to him.
"It's X.." he said, silently groaning.
'Ok...........hey X..?"
"What...?
"Can you sing me a song.....?" Bass whispered.
X turned to give the supposed killer robot a look of disbelief "A song..?"
"Sniff sniff to ease the pain.....the loss..." Bass began to cry again.
//you got to be kidding me.....// X wondered.
"Bass, it was a Donut !!!!" X exclaimed.
"Oh the cruelty, does no one care !!" Bass sobbed.
"I think you're over reacting " X said trying to calm the blonde robot beside him.
"Over reacting ..? I'll never see him again..!!"
"Aww sure you will.....in a day or so..."
"WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
// yeesh... does he act like this every time he takes a dump...? //
Bass....come on !!" X had to shout over the high pitched whining.
//oh I can't believe this...//
"Alright, alright...! Uunnn Mary had a little lamb...little ......"
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"Ok, ok...ha ha ha , Rock, truth or dare ..?" Roll laughed leaning back against the couch.
"Hmmmm? ...Dare!!" Rock cried.
OK, Let's see..." Roll gave a wicked grin. "Alright Rock I dare you to.." She leaned close whispering something into her brothers ear.
Rocks eyes went wide, and his jaw hung open, he turned to look his sister in the eye, before a big grin hit his face
" You're on !" He laughed. Jumping up he ran out the door.
Iris, and Alia watched his go.
"Um...where is he off to?" Iris asked. Roll smirked sitting back down by the sofa.
"To find Douglas.."
"I don't even want to guess the workings of your dirty little mind " Blues announced as he came back to the room and sat down.
"How's Bass?" Iris asked.
"He'll be fine..."Blues assured them.
"Does this sort of thing happen often..?" Alia said.
" More or less...you should see him when he takes a dump...." Blues stretched out on the large sofa.
"Oh.." Alia, nodded her cheeks flushing red.
"Amazing .....He talks to the turds too!.." Zero whispered . "OW!!"
"Zero !!.." Iris wacked him on the head..
Ahem...so unnn Blues ......you and Bass are ....um.... an item? " Alia asked.
"An item..?" The boy asked cocking his brow at them.
"Well....you know.." Iris winked. "A pair, mates....er....two peas in a pod...?"
"Are we discussing socks , my love life or various veggies...?" Blues asked, yawning and folding his arms across his chest.
"Unn...well your...um... love life.." Iris smiled leaning forward in her seat.
"I see...." Blues replied cooly, fixing them with a hard stare.
"Um...yes...heh.." Iris laughed nervously.
"So what's he like?" Alia attempted.
Blues shrugged. "What can I say.....He's the only person I know who can have a meaningful conversation with my boxer shorts.."
"Or what's inside them..." Zero cut in "OW !!" The crimson reploid yelped. Rubbing his head , he positioned himself out of Iris's striking distance
"Ummm...ok.." Alia blinked "Un.... But wasn't he created by Wily...?".
"Yes." Blues nodded.
"......................weren't...weren't you created by Light and Wily....?"
"Yes"
"Ah.....then technically....aren't you related ...?"
"Technically...I suppose." Blues agreed.
"So your brothers then..?" Iris confirmed.
"Yes.."
"Oh my God, !!" Zero jumped up, "That means You're my brother too!! Arrghhhh!! Dude you're shagging our brother.... ewww..argghhh!!!! "
Blues blinked "What happened to NO GENDER ..?"
"No gender is fine...b...but...YOUR RELATED....!!!
"By what !!" The same gear shift ?
"Oh, let's not go there" Zero blushed
"Hello !!We're robots. We are made of nuts and bolts, which I might add you seem to be missing a few."
"Hey!" Zero stood up to his full height, glaring down at the smaller boy as he spoke. "I may be many things but I'd know if I were missing anything of importance." Patting his jeans he snorted. "My nuts are safe right here thank you very much."
Blues stared at him. "..............................you're right Zero, ........................it's obviously the bolts your missing, ................quite a few of..them I'd say."
"Good ." Zero took his seat again. "So what are you gonna do about this problem with you and Bass..?"
"Nothing . There is no problem between us....only you......OH .and I'm sorry to say you're not in any of my sexual fantasies either." Blues snickered.
Zero huffed "You've been talking with X.....don't you care...?"
"About what...?"
"You're gonna bring disgrace upon our family...!!!"
Blues blinked at the crimson robot..."Ahh.... sorry Zero....I just don't think I can compete with you on that..."
There was an awkward silence as everyone in the room waited to see what was going to happen.
Silence
Silence
Then........................................
"Bass likes to be on top" Roll announced shattering the quiet that had been.
"ROLL !!" Blues shrieked , jumping off the couch to clout his little sister
"How the hell do you know all this ...?"
"Hey....I have my ways .." She laughed racing around the room and down the hall, leaving Alia, Iris and Zero to stare after the pair.
"I would have never guessed X's family was so......interesting?" Iris mumbled.
"Uh....yeah....." Alia nodded.
Zero groaned clunking his head repeatedly on the coffee table. "Oh SCANDAL.!! ...SCANDAL.. INCEST !!!!!!....Sigh........I want some cheese doodles..".
To Be Continued ................................................