Kelsey: LOOOOOOOOOVE SHACK! *dances*
Rei: Love shack, yeeaaaaah!
Kia: o.o...*inches under a table*
Rei: The loooove shack is a little ol' place where we caaan...get TO-GETH-HER! Wooo!
Kelsey: W00T!
Kia: *now huggling pug and rocking back and forth* Find a happy place, find a happy place...
Kelsey: Love shack baby! Loooove shack, that's where it's aaaat! *dancing*
Rei: The whole shack shimmies! *dances* Folks linin' up outside just to get doooooooooown....
Pug: ...Snort?
Kia: I know, buddy. I'm scared too.
CD: *skrrrrrrrrrtch*
Music: *stops*
Kelsey: HEY!
Rei: *pokes CD player*
Kelsey: It...it died...
Kia: -.- Ruuuun...run, CD player...o.o it DIED??
Rei: Ah...too bad...we must now sing pirate songs!
Rum pints: *appear out of nowhere in Rei and Kelsey's hands*
Kia: o.o;;
Kelsey: *swinging pint* We extort, we pilfer, we pillage, we sack...maraud and embezzle and even hijack!! *leaps around*
Rei: *grabs Kia* Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for meee!
Kia: o.o;; Hey, wait!!
Kelsey: Drink up, me hearties, yo ho! *gives pint to Kia*
Kia: Help meeeeee...*staring at pint numbly for a full five minutes*
Rei: We kindle and char, inflame and ignite...
Pint: We burn up the city, we're really a fright! *splashes*
Jin: ...*squeezes under the table with the pug*
Kelsey: *dances around drunkenly*
Rei: Hey, Kelsey's drunk! NO FAIR!
Kia: Here, Rei, take my pint. -.-
Pint: *hops under table* Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho! *splashes Jin*
Jin: *sweatdrops* What the hell?
Kelsey: Jus' do what 'e saaays, Jiiiin...
Rei: *swaying* Yo ho, yo ho...
Kia: *inching away towards freedom*
Jin: ...Listen to a pint?
Kelsey: 'Ey! Where's Yusuke? 'E should 'ave somma 'dis...
Pint: Damn straight!
Kia: Damn, this is too weird. *climbs a tree*
Rei: Hey, where IS Yusuke? *suddenly un-drunk* And Chuu...he would ADORE this...or Shishiwakamaru? *blink* Maybe that's not a good idea...
Jin: Shishi strips when he's drunk. x.x
Kelsey: This...this...LISTEN TO THE DAMN PINT, YOU BASTARD!
Pint: Drink me!
Jin: Go to hell, ye blasted pint!
Rei: Er...I be off to masticate some edibles..
Chuu: *appearing* Beer? Where?
Kelsey: 'Ere...*stumbles over* Th' pint...listen...pint! Actually rum, though.
Pint: Drink meeee!
Chuu: *looks at pint* Sure! *drinks the pint*
Kia: . I'm so screwed...
Kelsey: *drapes arm around Kia*...see, you gotta listen to these dudes. They know what they mean when they say to say...
Kia:...Say that again?
Kelsey: They say to mean what they know is...uh...*drags Kia to pints* Drink.
Kia: x.x Beer is nasty. Got any rum?
Rei: That's what it is.
Kia: o.o Really? I never knew...
Kelsey: *phone in hand* ....buttons...*presses buttons*
Rei: Yup! *hands rum*
Kia: ^^ Thanks! *downs rum*
Jin: o.o;;
Kelsey: Booop beeep dooo dooop beeee bop eee dop! *puts phone to ear*
Shishiwakamaru: *staring oddly at everyone*
Phone: You have reached the inner sanctum of Evil Overlords, Inc. To request Evil Lordship over a small country, press one. To file a complaint with our Corporate Evil Overlord, or CEO, press two. If you are calling about the doomsday device, press three and say the bolivean alphabet backwards to the tune of love shack.
Kelsey: ...oooh.
Kia: o.o What the hell?
Rei: *grabs phone*
Kelsey: *blink* 'Ey! SHISHI!
Rei: *presses three*
Pint: *jumps at Shishi* Drink me!
Shishiwakamaru: o.o What the hell are you?
Kelsey: He's a pint. *drapes arm over Shishi*
Rei: *into phone* Avhu, eoi, ore, omv, oie...
Shishiwakamaru: I see...*looks over at Kelsey* You're DRUNK!!
Kia: Brilliant, Shishi...*blinks* Shishi...that's funny!
Kelsey: ...yeh. *sways*
Rei: Swo, pre, ero, amae, apeo…*blinks*...does anyone know the first three letters of the Bolivean alphabet?!
Kia and Jin: *shake their heads*
Pug: Snort snort snort...
Kelsey: Hehehe...that's funny...the pint...he knows what he's sayin', right, Shishi...
Rei: Er...reoir, woe, weo!
Phone: Thank you for calling. Stay on the line for the codes to the doomsday device. We appreciate your patience. *elevator music*
Shishiwakamaru: ...Right...
Pint: Drink me!
Kelsey: A'ight. *bends over*...*picks up pint*
Kia: Why do you need a doomsday device, anyway? Sea monkeys work just fine.
Rei: I dunno...just something to do?
Pint: *leans forwards*
Kelsey: *drinks pint*
Kia: -.- You need a hobby.
Rei: I've got one! It's called violence.
Kelsey: Hehehe...*tries to drag Shishi into kitchen*..there's pointy things in there...
Kia: -.- A BETTER hobby?
Rei: Building a better bomb?
Shishi: o.o Away from the pointy things...
Kia: ...No.
Kelsey: ...but they're sharp...
Rei: The world's deadliest chainsaw?
Shishi: Exactly.
Kia: ...REI.
Kelsey: ...why?
Rei: ...uh...axewarmers? For optimum slash-ness?
Shishi: Sharp pointy things are bad.
Kia: ...Scratch hobbies, you need a husband. -.-
Kelsey: Oh...what else, then?
Rei: ...where do you think you'd find me one?
Shishi: Uh...cookies?
Kia: I dunno, anywhere? Marry Jin.
Kelsey: Oooh...*stumbles into kitchen*
Rei: Hm...*eyes Jin*
Jin: *blinks*
Shishi: *follows Kelsey*
Rei: Helloooo, honey-lover! *bats eyelashes*
Jin: o.o
Cookie Jar: *in kitchen* Crrrrassssh...
Kelsey: ...pointy!
Shishi: o.o NO!
Kelsey: *laughing*
Rei: *hugs Jin* Hello, saiai!
Jin: o.o WHAT?!
Rei: I'm marrying you!
Jin: ...No you're not.
Kelsey: *runs into room carrying shards of glass cookie jar* Sharp!
Rei: Kia hath deemed it so, my most precious beloved.
Jin: Has she now..-.-
Shishi: o.o Drop!!
Kelsey: *cowers*
Rei: Oh yes! *smooches Jin*
Jin: O.O
Shishi:...I love you very much, but drop the shards...
Rei: Aw, isn't he cuuute, Kia?
Kia: *sweatdrops* Sure...
Kelsey: Uh...yeah...drop...*nods and drops shards*
Shishi: Good...
Rei: You sure picked a good one! *huggles Jin*
Jin: *glaring at Kia*
Kelsey: More cookies now?
Shishi: ...Fine.
Kelsey: ..eh, no.
Rei: What's the matter?
Jin: *still glaring at Kia who is determinedly ignoring him*
Rei: *leans on Jin*
Jin: *loses balance and topples over*
Shishi: No?
Kelsey: *shrugs* ...s'bloody pint.
Rei: Nooooooo! SAIAI!
Shishi: ...o.o
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Kelsey: Piiint? *looks around*
Shishi: Uh...Kelsey...?
Rei: *picks up Jin* My loooove...
Jin: x.x Kia, I'm gonna kill yooooouuuuu...
Rei: *sob* Save your strength, my dear...
Jin:...dear??
Rei: ...yes?
Kelsey: …yeh?
Shishi: Maybe you need to lie down...
Kelsey: Uhh….*blink*…why?
Jin: Kia, I'm REALLY gonna kill you.
Kia: ^^;; Who's marriage-phobic NOW?
Rei: Oh, don't be hatin'...she won't try to take us apart...we're together forever...*hugs*
Jin: ...x.x I want freedom.
Shishi: Because...umm...you need to.
Rei: Then free we shall be, from the hateful eyes and the whispers. Let's elope, my saiai! Only then will we ever be free.
Kelsey: Uh...s'pint?
Shishi: No.
Jin: o.o That's not what I meant.
Kia: *now silently laughing her head off*
Rei: I know what you meant...we share a deep lovers' bond, I know your every thought...*grin*
Kelsey: But...*blinks and sways*
Jin: o.o
Shishi: o.o;; Lie down. Now.
Rei: *leans on Jin* We'll be together soon, honey-lover.
Jin: *looking very alarmed* Help me...
Kelsey: Um...couch...*looks around* S'pint?
Shishi: -.- No pint.
Kia: *still laughing*
Rei: *snuggles Jin* I'll give you all the help you'll ever need...
Kelsey: Uh...'kay. Couch...
Jin: *shakes defiant fist at Kia, who is STILL laughing*
Shishi: *picks up Kelsey and settles her down on a couch*
Rei: Save the anger, you'll want it for when the minister overcharges for our beautiful day of union..
Jin: ...WHAT??
Kelsey: 'EY! I walk...couch. *blink* Oh. I'm on th'...s'pint? *looks over edge of couch at the rug*
Shishi: No pint.
Kia: *valiantly muffling laughter* C...congratulations you two...
Rei: I know, I can't wait either! It turns out the same nice man who gave me doomsday codes knows a man who has a son with a sister's ex-boyfriend's niece that has a father that weds lovers...
Pint: *dances in*
Kelsey: S'pint!
Kia: Really, now...how convenient. ^^;;
Shishi: *glares at pint*
Rei: I know! *kisses Jin* He's adorable!
Kelsey: Pint!
Shishi: No!
Jin: o.o *looking horrified*
Kelsey: Erp! *falls off couch*
Rei: *smiles*
Pint: *runs towards Kelsey*
Shishi: *steps on pint*
Jin: *now plotting against Kia* Hey...can't you hook her up? It seems so sad that she's all alone...
Rei: But I'm with you...I'll never need anything again. *snuggles Jin some more* You're so fluffy!
Pint: *smashes*
Kelsey: o.o My pint...
Jin: *gasping for air*
Shishi: Bwahahaha!!
Kelsey: Uh...*lies on rug*
Pint: Nuuuuuuuu...
Rei: What's the matter?
Shishi: *picks up Kelsey again; puts her on couch*
Pint: *dies*
Kia: …*blinks* You're cutting off his air supply.
Rei: *relaxes* C'mon, ya tired, saiai?
Kelsey: *stares at ceiling*
Jin: x.x Ouch...
Rei: *blink* Kelsey's an odd drunk.
Shishi: *sweatdrops*
Rei: But you're so much cuter, Jiiin-san!
Jin: o.o Somehow, some way, Kia...I WILL get revenge.
Kia: *very sweetly* SURE you will.
Rei: I looove you, Jin-san!
Kelsey: *blink* S'Shishi? *laughs*
Jin: x.x Ack...
Shishi: *sweatdrops* Uh...
Rei: Had enough to drink, saiai? *offers new pint*
Jin: Get it away...
Kelsey: *laughs* Shishiwakamaru. Shishiwashamasha...Shishimakawaka...
Shishi: ...
Rei: Oh...*gulps down pint*...ah, my honey-lover...how kind of Kia to show me to my true love...^^
Jin: *with gritted teeth* Yes...how...KIND...
Rei: ^^ *snuggles*
Kelsey: *blink*...S'pint s'Shishi?
Jin: x.x
Shishi: -.- No...
Kelsey: Ah...no pint s'Shishiwakamaru?
Shishi: Go to sleep already.
Rei: I think she wants you to have a pint, dear Shishi.
Shishi: I don't want one.
Rei: Ah. ..*to Kelsey* s'Shishi s'pint not.
Kelsey: Ah...*grin*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Rei: It's the language of drunks.
Kia: Ah...
Rei: *hugs Jin*
Rei: Love shack, yeeaaaaah!
Kia: o.o...*inches under a table*
Rei: The loooove shack is a little ol' place where we caaan...get TO-GETH-HER! Wooo!
Kelsey: W00T!
Kia: *now huggling pug and rocking back and forth* Find a happy place, find a happy place...
Kelsey: Love shack baby! Loooove shack, that's where it's aaaat! *dancing*
Rei: The whole shack shimmies! *dances* Folks linin' up outside just to get doooooooooown....
Pug: ...Snort?
Kia: I know, buddy. I'm scared too.
CD: *skrrrrrrrrrtch*
Music: *stops*
Kelsey: HEY!
Rei: *pokes CD player*
Kelsey: It...it died...
Kia: -.- Ruuuun...run, CD player...o.o it DIED??
Rei: Ah...too bad...we must now sing pirate songs!
Rum pints: *appear out of nowhere in Rei and Kelsey's hands*
Kia: o.o;;
Kelsey: *swinging pint* We extort, we pilfer, we pillage, we sack...maraud and embezzle and even hijack!! *leaps around*
Rei: *grabs Kia* Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate's life for meee!
Kia: o.o;; Hey, wait!!
Kelsey: Drink up, me hearties, yo ho! *gives pint to Kia*
Kia: Help meeeeee...*staring at pint numbly for a full five minutes*
Rei: We kindle and char, inflame and ignite...
Pint: We burn up the city, we're really a fright! *splashes*
Jin: ...*squeezes under the table with the pug*
Kelsey: *dances around drunkenly*
Rei: Hey, Kelsey's drunk! NO FAIR!
Kia: Here, Rei, take my pint. -.-
Pint: *hops under table* Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho! *splashes Jin*
Jin: *sweatdrops* What the hell?
Kelsey: Jus' do what 'e saaays, Jiiiin...
Rei: *swaying* Yo ho, yo ho...
Kia: *inching away towards freedom*
Jin: ...Listen to a pint?
Kelsey: 'Ey! Where's Yusuke? 'E should 'ave somma 'dis...
Pint: Damn straight!
Kia: Damn, this is too weird. *climbs a tree*
Rei: Hey, where IS Yusuke? *suddenly un-drunk* And Chuu...he would ADORE this...or Shishiwakamaru? *blink* Maybe that's not a good idea...
Jin: Shishi strips when he's drunk. x.x
Kelsey: This...this...LISTEN TO THE DAMN PINT, YOU BASTARD!
Pint: Drink me!
Jin: Go to hell, ye blasted pint!
Rei: Er...I be off to masticate some edibles..
Chuu: *appearing* Beer? Where?
Kelsey: 'Ere...*stumbles over* Th' pint...listen...pint! Actually rum, though.
Pint: Drink meeee!
Chuu: *looks at pint* Sure! *drinks the pint*
Kia: . I'm so screwed...
Kelsey: *drapes arm around Kia*...see, you gotta listen to these dudes. They know what they mean when they say to say...
Kia:...Say that again?
Kelsey: They say to mean what they know is...uh...*drags Kia to pints* Drink.
Kia: x.x Beer is nasty. Got any rum?
Rei: That's what it is.
Kia: o.o Really? I never knew...
Kelsey: *phone in hand* ....buttons...*presses buttons*
Rei: Yup! *hands rum*
Kia: ^^ Thanks! *downs rum*
Jin: o.o;;
Kelsey: Booop beeep dooo dooop beeee bop eee dop! *puts phone to ear*
Shishiwakamaru: *staring oddly at everyone*
Phone: You have reached the inner sanctum of Evil Overlords, Inc. To request Evil Lordship over a small country, press one. To file a complaint with our Corporate Evil Overlord, or CEO, press two. If you are calling about the doomsday device, press three and say the bolivean alphabet backwards to the tune of love shack.
Kelsey: ...oooh.
Kia: o.o What the hell?
Rei: *grabs phone*
Kelsey: *blink* 'Ey! SHISHI!
Rei: *presses three*
Pint: *jumps at Shishi* Drink me!
Shishiwakamaru: o.o What the hell are you?
Kelsey: He's a pint. *drapes arm over Shishi*
Rei: *into phone* Avhu, eoi, ore, omv, oie...
Shishiwakamaru: I see...*looks over at Kelsey* You're DRUNK!!
Kia: Brilliant, Shishi...*blinks* Shishi...that's funny!
Kelsey: ...yeh. *sways*
Rei: Swo, pre, ero, amae, apeo…*blinks*...does anyone know the first three letters of the Bolivean alphabet?!
Kia and Jin: *shake their heads*
Pug: Snort snort snort...
Kelsey: Hehehe...that's funny...the pint...he knows what he's sayin', right, Shishi...
Rei: Er...reoir, woe, weo!
Phone: Thank you for calling. Stay on the line for the codes to the doomsday device. We appreciate your patience. *elevator music*
Shishiwakamaru: ...Right...
Pint: Drink me!
Kelsey: A'ight. *bends over*...*picks up pint*
Kia: Why do you need a doomsday device, anyway? Sea monkeys work just fine.
Rei: I dunno...just something to do?
Pint: *leans forwards*
Kelsey: *drinks pint*
Kia: -.- You need a hobby.
Rei: I've got one! It's called violence.
Kelsey: Hehehe...*tries to drag Shishi into kitchen*..there's pointy things in there...
Kia: -.- A BETTER hobby?
Rei: Building a better bomb?
Shishi: o.o Away from the pointy things...
Kia: ...No.
Kelsey: ...but they're sharp...
Rei: The world's deadliest chainsaw?
Shishi: Exactly.
Kia: ...REI.
Kelsey: ...why?
Rei: ...uh...axewarmers? For optimum slash-ness?
Shishi: Sharp pointy things are bad.
Kia: ...Scratch hobbies, you need a husband. -.-
Kelsey: Oh...what else, then?
Rei: ...where do you think you'd find me one?
Shishi: Uh...cookies?
Kia: I dunno, anywhere? Marry Jin.
Kelsey: Oooh...*stumbles into kitchen*
Rei: Hm...*eyes Jin*
Jin: *blinks*
Shishi: *follows Kelsey*
Rei: Helloooo, honey-lover! *bats eyelashes*
Jin: o.o
Cookie Jar: *in kitchen* Crrrrassssh...
Kelsey: ...pointy!
Shishi: o.o NO!
Kelsey: *laughing*
Rei: *hugs Jin* Hello, saiai!
Jin: o.o WHAT?!
Rei: I'm marrying you!
Jin: ...No you're not.
Kelsey: *runs into room carrying shards of glass cookie jar* Sharp!
Rei: Kia hath deemed it so, my most precious beloved.
Jin: Has she now..-.-
Shishi: o.o Drop!!
Kelsey: *cowers*
Rei: Oh yes! *smooches Jin*
Jin: O.O
Shishi:...I love you very much, but drop the shards...
Rei: Aw, isn't he cuuute, Kia?
Kia: *sweatdrops* Sure...
Kelsey: Uh...yeah...drop...*nods and drops shards*
Shishi: Good...
Rei: You sure picked a good one! *huggles Jin*
Jin: *glaring at Kia*
Kelsey: More cookies now?
Shishi: ...Fine.
Kelsey: ..eh, no.
Rei: What's the matter?
Jin: *still glaring at Kia who is determinedly ignoring him*
Rei: *leans on Jin*
Jin: *loses balance and topples over*
Shishi: No?
Kelsey: *shrugs* ...s'bloody pint.
Rei: Nooooooo! SAIAI!
Shishi: ...o.o
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Kelsey: Piiint? *looks around*
Shishi: Uh...Kelsey...?
Rei: *picks up Jin* My loooove...
Jin: x.x Kia, I'm gonna kill yooooouuuuu...
Rei: *sob* Save your strength, my dear...
Jin:...dear??
Rei: ...yes?
Kelsey: …yeh?
Shishi: Maybe you need to lie down...
Kelsey: Uhh….*blink*…why?
Jin: Kia, I'm REALLY gonna kill you.
Kia: ^^;; Who's marriage-phobic NOW?
Rei: Oh, don't be hatin'...she won't try to take us apart...we're together forever...*hugs*
Jin: ...x.x I want freedom.
Shishi: Because...umm...you need to.
Rei: Then free we shall be, from the hateful eyes and the whispers. Let's elope, my saiai! Only then will we ever be free.
Kelsey: Uh...s'pint?
Shishi: No.
Jin: o.o That's not what I meant.
Kia: *now silently laughing her head off*
Rei: I know what you meant...we share a deep lovers' bond, I know your every thought...*grin*
Kelsey: But...*blinks and sways*
Jin: o.o
Shishi: o.o;; Lie down. Now.
Rei: *leans on Jin* We'll be together soon, honey-lover.
Jin: *looking very alarmed* Help me...
Kelsey: Um...couch...*looks around* S'pint?
Shishi: -.- No pint.
Kia: *still laughing*
Rei: *snuggles Jin* I'll give you all the help you'll ever need...
Kelsey: Uh...'kay. Couch...
Jin: *shakes defiant fist at Kia, who is STILL laughing*
Shishi: *picks up Kelsey and settles her down on a couch*
Rei: Save the anger, you'll want it for when the minister overcharges for our beautiful day of union..
Jin: ...WHAT??
Kelsey: 'EY! I walk...couch. *blink* Oh. I'm on th'...s'pint? *looks over edge of couch at the rug*
Shishi: No pint.
Kia: *valiantly muffling laughter* C...congratulations you two...
Rei: I know, I can't wait either! It turns out the same nice man who gave me doomsday codes knows a man who has a son with a sister's ex-boyfriend's niece that has a father that weds lovers...
Pint: *dances in*
Kelsey: S'pint!
Kia: Really, now...how convenient. ^^;;
Shishi: *glares at pint*
Rei: I know! *kisses Jin* He's adorable!
Kelsey: Pint!
Shishi: No!
Jin: o.o *looking horrified*
Kelsey: Erp! *falls off couch*
Rei: *smiles*
Pint: *runs towards Kelsey*
Shishi: *steps on pint*
Jin: *now plotting against Kia* Hey...can't you hook her up? It seems so sad that she's all alone...
Rei: But I'm with you...I'll never need anything again. *snuggles Jin some more* You're so fluffy!
Pint: *smashes*
Kelsey: o.o My pint...
Jin: *gasping for air*
Shishi: Bwahahaha!!
Kelsey: Uh...*lies on rug*
Pint: Nuuuuuuuu...
Rei: What's the matter?
Shishi: *picks up Kelsey again; puts her on couch*
Pint: *dies*
Kia: …*blinks* You're cutting off his air supply.
Rei: *relaxes* C'mon, ya tired, saiai?
Kelsey: *stares at ceiling*
Jin: x.x Ouch...
Rei: *blink* Kelsey's an odd drunk.
Shishi: *sweatdrops*
Rei: But you're so much cuter, Jiiin-san!
Jin: o.o Somehow, some way, Kia...I WILL get revenge.
Kia: *very sweetly* SURE you will.
Rei: I looove you, Jin-san!
Kelsey: *blink* S'Shishi? *laughs*
Jin: x.x Ack...
Shishi: *sweatdrops* Uh...
Rei: Had enough to drink, saiai? *offers new pint*
Jin: Get it away...
Kelsey: *laughs* Shishiwakamaru. Shishiwashamasha...Shishimakawaka...
Shishi: ...
Rei: Oh...*gulps down pint*...ah, my honey-lover...how kind of Kia to show me to my true love...^^
Jin: *with gritted teeth* Yes...how...KIND...
Rei: ^^ *snuggles*
Kelsey: *blink*...S'pint s'Shishi?
Jin: x.x
Shishi: -.- No...
Kelsey: Ah...no pint s'Shishiwakamaru?
Shishi: Go to sleep already.
Rei: I think she wants you to have a pint, dear Shishi.
Shishi: I don't want one.
Rei: Ah. ..*to Kelsey* s'Shishi s'pint not.
Kelsey: Ah...*grin*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Rei: It's the language of drunks.
Kia: Ah...
Rei: *hugs Jin*