Help I'm a Fish --part 10
X groaned as he finally managed to shut the door, to his room. Convincing Bass to get some sleep had been harder than it would appear.
// I can't believe I just sang that bloody song 18 times...// X snarled. Grinding his teeth together.
Even then it had taken some gentle persuasion in the form of his X blaster to the blonde boy's skull to shut Bass up for awhile.
//All in all I should have tried that first...//
X sighed. He made his way into the kitchen, and poured himself a shot of scotch,
//unng The demon child is still playing that stupid game !! //
He growled as Roll's voice carried in from the room. Setting the glass down, he took the bottle and brought it to his lips.
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"X, there you are !" Alia smiled as he returned to the room. She patted a seat beside her shifting so he could sit down comfortably. X smiled partly collapsing into the space.
"Ok are we ready to play again...?" Iris asked, shoving Zero away from the now badly dented coffee table.
"Yes!~!" Blues announced "Yes we are. !! He shoved his little sister into the sofa and promptly sat on her. "We're ready."
"Good..um..ok...Blues truth or...
As the game continued, Alia couldn't help but glance back at X from time to time, before finally nudging him.
"X, you seem to be in high spirits all of a sudden.?" she whispered. "Did you have a change of heart...? Or.." she sniffed, catching the scent of liquor on his breath. "Perhaps a little magic in a bottle.?"
X, blinked, turning large lipid pools of chocolate towards the relative direction he assumed her head was. He gave a goofy grin swaying slightly. "Let's just call it pleasantly pissed" he leaned back to enjoy his freedom for as long as he could. Though he new it wouldn't be long enough.
He could already feel the buzz starting to fade as he was drifting off.
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// I got a lovely bunch of coconuts....there they are all standing in the lane...
Big ones........small ones.......some as big as your head give 'em a pinch, a twist of the wrist...
I got a lovely bunch of coconuts......I got a lovely bunch of coconuts.........................//
"X..?"
"Hmmm"
"X..."
"Huh...?" X groaned, cracking open an eye.
"X..?"
"Alia...?" his voice sounded ruff. He looked up to see her smiling down at him.
"Come on X,....." the female reploid beamed.
"Why...?" he asked watching in amazement as she ripped her sweater off.
"Don't you wanna jiggle my jugs !!!"
"WHAT !!!!!" X snapped upright on the couch. He gawked at the others. They had different looks of bewilderment on there faces from his sudden outburst.
"X, you're awake...come and play with us" Iris smiled.
"Huh..?"....I...." he turned to Alia, sitting next to him, sweater still intact.
// I was dreaming...........................damn....//
Alia giggled at the look on X's face. "Oh poor X did you have a bad dream..?"
X glanced at her chest, "No..."
"Well tell me about it.." she smiled cuddling closer.
X forced gazed away from her cleavage. "Wha me I...mean...I was........caroling..."
"OH , what were you singing..?"
"Umm...you know just normal Christmas songs, I was playing jingle jugs....I mean jingle boobs!!" X shook his head "I mean..jingle balls..." he whimpered covering his face.
"Well those are certainly new versions of the old favorites !" Blues snorted.
X groaned "I had a bad dream" he shrugged. His cheeks almost as red as the holly.
"Well dreams aside X it's your turn." Roll said "Truth or..."
"Unnnggg" Brady groaned from the dining room floor.
"Hey, look Cain's little angel Brandy, is waking up" Zero snickered.
"Zero, I think her name's Brady"
"whatever.."
"Alright X, truth or dare..?" Zero grinned.
"Truth Zero..."
"Ok, Do you ever have sexual fantasies about me..?" the blonde hunter asked urgently.
X sighed "No Zero.."
"LIAR !! Admit it you love me !!! Everybody loves the Zmister!!
Brady groaned, picking herself up off the floor "umm"
"Hey Brady, how's it going..?" Alia smiled.
"Unnn"
"You wanna join us...?"
"NO thanks....I gotta piss like a race horse..." she staggered past the group, already beginning to unzip her fly, and giving a belch of acknowledgment.. X watched her go his jaw hanging open.
"Charming isn't she..?" Zero muttered
Brady fell ungracefully out of the john door, banging into another located across from it.
"Well whash this.." she made a grab for the handle, managing to open it on the third try.
Blinking a few times she smiled at the figure in the room.
"Aww so cuuuute.."she laughed. "Awww, X you gotta see this."
"What is it?"X huffed, coming to see what the problem was.
"The insane guys playing with your tooooyyyys.." she shrilled.
"My toy's..?" X dashed the remaining steps to his room.
"Wha...ARRAGGHHH Bass STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!"
Blues jumped up from the sofa "What is it ..?"
"He's slaughtering my beanie babies !!!!" X screamed. Grabbing up the disemboweled arms and legs of various multicolored creatures.
"Mmmm crunchy..!!" Bass exclaimed. Chomping the head off a small purple bear.
"Nooooo!!! " X cried grabbing the remains of the little purple body. " Sob Periwinkle........
ARGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Whoa.. That's nasty.." Alia gaped from the door way with the others.
"Now what..?" Roll asked.
"The beans must be avenged !!" Zero cried.
"You had to ask.." Blues sighed.
To Be Continued......................................