Rei: *jumps Kia* GO FISH GO!
Kia: *sweatdrops*Umm...Rah?
Rei: *hugs* GO FISH GO!
Kia: x.x Go fish...
Jin: Got any threes?
Rei: *picks up Jin*
Pint: Go fish go!
Jin: *sweatdrops*
Rei: *holds Jin above her head* Go Jin go!
Kia: o.o Go, Jin?
Rei: *throws Jin out window* GO FISH GO!
Kelsey: o.o...
Kia: o.o
Shishiwakamaru: O.o
Jin: EEEEEE!!!!
Rei: Yay! *claps hands* ... *looks around*
Pint: *hides*
Kia and Shishiwakamaru: *both dive under the table with Kurama*
Kelsey: *backing away*
Rei: *crazy grin*
Kia: o.o Run, Kelsey!!
Pint: *cowers*
Kelsey: ...
Rei: ...go Kelsey go!
Kelsey: NOOOO!!! *runs*
Kia: ...
Shishi: NOOOOOO!!
Rei: *chases*
Pint: *laughs*
Kia: *smacks pint*
Kelsey: Hehehe...she won't find me here! *in closet*
Rei: ...go Kelsey go? *looks around*
Kia: x.x Hide, Kelsey, hide.
Kelsey: *is already in closet*
Shishi: My poor love...
Kia:...I don't see you doing anything to SAVE her!
Kelsey: *hides under pile of coats*
Rei: *knocks on closet door* Hello stinky sneakers! I need to come in.
Kelsey: *squeaky voice* Please, no...we're busy!
Kia: o.o...
Rei: ...that doesn't sound like you guys...
Kelsey: *hurriedly lowers tone* Uh, we're busy. Very busy.
Rei: ...oh. Sorry, then.
Kelsey: Thank you.
Rei: For what?
Kelsey: We're busy!
Rei: Thank you for we're busy?
Kelsey: ...
Kia and Shishi: ...
Kelsey: The umbrella is being fixed.
Rei: ...you broke the umbrella.
Kelsey: ....not us..
Rei: ...you..broke..Umbrella?
Sneakers: *squeaking* Impostor!
Kelsey: No...no, it's not broken!
Rei: YOU LIE!
Kurama: Oh, my...
Kelsey: Um...yes..I mean NO, we don't lie...we're good sneakers, please don't come in.
Rei: So you broke Umbrella?
Sneakers: *now outraged* IMPOSTOR!! *start whapping Kelsey*
Kelsey: HEY! *attemps to fight off swarm of angry sneakers* Owwww...stop it!
Rei: You okay in there, sneakers?
Kelsey: I'm *ow* fine...I...I mean we.
Sneakers: IMPOSTOR!!
Kelsey: NOOO!!!! *bursts out of closet, trying to evade army of enraged sneakers*
Kia: o.o
Rei: Kelsey!
Kelsey: Gaaaah! *runs the other way.*
Kia: *pokes Shishi* Go save her, idiot!!
Shishi: I can't even save myself...x.x
Rei: Go Shishi go?
Kelsey: *stops*
Rei: *blink* I'm so confused.
Shishi: o.o
Kia: Yes. Go Shishi go.
Kelsey: ...noooo...
Rei: Go Shishi go!*runs towards Shishi*
Shishi: Ack!! *runs*
Rei: GO SHISHI GO! *chases*
Kelsey: NOOOO! *chases*
Shishi: HEEEEELPPPPP!!
Kia and Kurama: *exchange looks, then both shrug*
Kelsey: *whacks Kurama*
Kurama: HEY! What was that for??
Kelsey: You don't want it to be "Go Kurama Go", do you?!
Kurama: ...No, I don't.
Kelsey: Then help me!
Kurama: Make Kia help!
Rei: *tackles Shishi*
Kelsey: Go Kurama go!
Rei: *stops* Go Kurama go?
Kelsey: *takes a deep breath*
Kurama: NO!
Shishi: This is most uncomfortable...
Kelsey: GO KURAMA GO!
Rei: Go Kurama go! *jumps up*
Kelsey: Muahahahaha!
Kurama: *runs*
Kelsey: Wheeee!
Rei: *chases* Go Kurama go!
Kurama: No!
Hiei: *joining Kia* Hn.
Kia: ^^ Oh, hello, Hiei.
Rei: *tackles Kurama*
Kelsey: Hehehe.
Rei: Go Kurama go! *lifts Kurama up*
Kurama: .
Rei: *throws Kurama out window*
Kelsey: Hehehe.
Kia: *waves good-bye to poor Kurama*
Rei: ...hm.
Kelsey: ..err....go Hiei go?
Hiei: *glares at Kelsey and draws his katana*
Kelsey: ...*backs away*...
Rei: Go Kia go!
Kia: *blinks*
Kelsey: ...no...I didn't...say that...
Rei: Muahahahaha! GO KIA GO!
Kia: Eep?! *runs into the kitchen*
Kelsey: *whacks Hiei* You idiot!
Rei: *chases*
Hiei: *glares at Kelsey* Hn. I did nothing.
Kia: *hides in the pantry*
Kelsey: GO HIEI GO! *lifts Hiei*
Hiei: *holds out katana* Want to die?
Kelsey: Maybe I do, midget!
Rei: Kia?
Kia: *remaining silent*
Hiei: Good.
Rei: *knocks on pantry* hello...spices? Please come out, I'm searching your house.
Kelsey: *glares at Hiei*
Spices: What now? You searched yesterday!
Hiei: *glares back*
Rei: ...this is an urgent matter of throwing people out of windows!
Kelsey: Go. Hiei. Go.
Spices: Throw yourself out the window, then!
Rei:...no, that's no fun.
Hiei: *smacks Kelsey with his katana*
Kelsey: ...ack...
Spices: Throw Suzuki out the window.
Rei: ...nah. I want Kia.
Kelsey: You...stupid...bastard!
Spices: If you give Cinnamon back.
Hiei: Baka ningen.
Rei: ..I don't HAVE cinnamon.
Spices: You took her!!
Kelsey: *drags Hiei towards window*
Rei: I did not!
Hiei: *kicks Kelsey hard*
Spices: Did too!
Kelsey: ...you...will...die!
Rei: Prove it!
Hiei: Hn. *pulls free and disappears*
Spices: She's in your right sleeve!
Kelsey: ...bastard...
Rei: ...*looks in left sleeve* She's not!
Spices: CHECK BOTH SLEEVES!
Rei: *checks right sleeve*...
Kelsey: ...where the hell...
Kia and Spices: *sweatdrop*
Rei: Oh! *grabs Cinnamon* Open up, then, I've got her!
Spices: Yay! *pantry opens*
Kelsey: HIEI YOU BASTARD! GET YOUR MIDGET ASS DOWN HERE SO YOU CAN DIE!
Rei: Woot!
Shishi: Somehow I don't think that's gonna work...
Cinnamon: I'm freee...*coughcough*...
Kelsey: Just watch me, Youkai-boy.
Spices: *gather around Cinnamon for spicy celebration*
Shishi: Oh, I'm watching...
Kelsey: Maybe I should save myself the trouble and just throw YOU out the window.
Rei: KIA! *glomps*
Kia: x.x Hi Rei...
Rei: GO KIA GO!
Shishi: That wouldn't be very nice...
Kia: Do I have to??
Kelsey: Wouldn't it, now?
Rei: ...yes. Yes you do.
Shishi: ...
Rei: *carries Kia out of Pantry*
Kia: I'm doomed...-.-
Kelsey: It's either you or Hiei, blue-haired bastard.
Rei: Yes you are.
Shishi: Oh. Then go for Hiei. Your friend's next anyway....
Kia: But...*sniffles*
Kelsey: I can't GET to Hiei.
Rei: What?
Kia: I don't want to die!!
Rei: ...sure you do.
Kia: . No I don't.
Kelsey: So you're going to have to help me get Hiei if you don't want it to be you.
Rei: Yes you do.
Shishi: *sigh* Fine...
Kelsey: Thank you.
Kia: Nuh-uh.
Rei: Yup!
Shishi: You're welcome. Bye, Kia! *waves to her*
Kia: ...I hate you both.
Kelsey: HIEI!
Rei: Dying is fun!
Kia: Not for me!!
Hiei: *says nothing*
Rei: Yes it is!
Kelsey: Hiei, if you don't get your ass down here, I'm gonna kill someone! *glares*
Hiei: *still silent*
Kia: No it isn't!
Kelsey: I don't think she's going to throw you, Kia.
Rei: OH REALLY?!
Kia: ...Sure?
Kelsey: She's going to throw Hiei.
Rei: ...no...GO KIA GO!
Kelsey: ...no.
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Kelsey: ...go Hiei go....
Rei: Hiei?
Kelsey: Yes. Put Kia down.
Rei: ...go Hiei go...
Kelsey: Yeeees...put Kia doooowwn....slooow...
Kia: o.o....
Rei: ...slooow.
Kelsey: ...put her down...
Rei: ...yeah. *lowers Kia slowly* Sloooow.
Kia: *blinks*
Kelsey: Good..
Rei: Goood.
Kelsey: Shishi! Where's Hiei?
Rei: GO HIEI GO!
Shishi: Ask Kia. I don't know.
Kelsey: ...Kia...?
Rei: ...no Hiei?
Kelsey: Yes. Yes, Hiei is here.
Kia: Hiei's in the attic...
Kelsey: Good. *runs to attic* Bye!!
Rei: Bye!
Kia: Uh...Bye?
Rei: ..what was I doing? Oh, yeah. *lifts Kia*
Kia: *sweatdrops* Oh, no...
Kelsey: HIEI! *storms into attic* YOU HALF-ASSED MIDGET! GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW, SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE!
Hiei: Will it be you?
Kelsey: MAYBE IT WILL, JUST GET OUT HERE!
Rei: GO KIA GO!
Hiei: *mutters, but steps out*
Kia: I don't wanna goooo!!!
Kelsey: Good. Come with me, please.
Rei: *tosses Kia into air and catches* Go Kia go?
Hiei: ...
Kia: x.x No go.
Kelsey: Please. You can do all the killing you want. Later.
Rei: No...no kia go?
Kelsey: Nokia? Those cellphones are crap.
Hiei: Fine...
Rei: Kia..no go.
Kia: x.x Please, enough punny nicknames...
Kia: Right. Kia no go.
Kelsey: Good, Hiei..
Rei: ...who goes? *slowly lowers Kia*
Hiei: *glares harshly* I'm not your dog.
Kia: *blinks* Well, there's always Shishi...
Kelsey: Okay, please..this way...*walks slowly out of attic*
Rei: *puts Kia down*
Kia: *sighs in relief*
Hiei: *follows, still glaring*
Kelsey: Good...*walks into window room*
Rei: Go Shishi go.
Shishi: Hell no.
Rei: Hell yeah!
Kelsey: ...go...
Rei: *lifts Shishi* Go Shishi go!
Shishi: ...HEY!
Kelsey: ...no, that's bad...
Rei: ...she said it was okay. *looks at Kia*
Kia: ...It was an example. x.x
Rei: No go Shishi go?
Kia: *blinks at Hiei* Oh, you came back...no go Shishi go. Go Hiei go.
Hiei: *glares at Kia*
Kelsey: *lifts Hiei* GO HIEI GO! *drags Hiei to window*
Rei: ..go Hiei go.
Hiei: x.x
Kelsey: Muahahahaha! DIE! *throws Hiei out window*
Kia: *watching poor Hiei get thrown*
Rei: Hey! I was gonna do that!
Kelsey: Too bad.
Kia: Feel the love?
Kelsey: I refuse.
Rei: ...go Shishi go!
Kelsey: Run.
Shishi: *runs*
Kelsey: Muahahahaha! It's hell on earth!
Kia: *sweatdrops* Everyone's gone insane...
Pint: Is Suzuki home yet?
Kia: I think he was in his workshop...so yeah...
Rei: *chases*
Kelsey: Isn't this fun?
Kia:...Insane...
Kelsey: Let's go! *runs downstairs after Rei*
Kia: I'll just...stay here?
Kelsey: Woot! *chases*
Pint: ..uggh...where's Suzuki? He's gonna be pissed.
Shishi: *running for dear life*
Kia: *blinks at pint* Workshop.
Pint: Shouldn't we get him?
Rei: *chasing Shishi, laughing evilly*
Kia: I guess so...
Kelsey: *yelling obscenities, chasing Rei*
Pint: I can't open doors.
Kia: Okayyy....
Shishi: *still running*
Pint: So help me, damnit!
Rei: GO SHISHI GO! *tackles Shishi*
Shishi: *falls*
Kelsey: NO, you bitch! *tackles Rei*
Kia: *picks up pint* Hey, watch your manners.
Pint: ...sorry. It's hard to be self-assured when you're six inches tall.
Rei: Hey! *whacks everything she can reach*
Kia: There are support groups, you know...*opens the door and looks around* Suzuki?
:
Pint: HELP US!
Kelsey: SUZUKI?!
Rei: GO SHISHI GO! *stands, still lifting Shishi, with Kelsey clinging on her back*
Suzuki: *blinks* Help you with what?
Shishi: x.x Noooo!!
Kelsey: Yaah!
Rei: *staggers to window-room*
Pint: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Kia: He's exaggerating. Shishi's gonna die.
Suzuki: WHAAAT??
Pint: IT ALREADY GOT JIN, KURAMA, AND HIEI!
Kia: *flinches* Yes, She did...
Suzuki: It or She?
Kelsey: You die now, bastard! *kicks Rei*
Rei: Oof...*leans on windowsill* Go people go!
Pint: IT'LL KILL US ALLL!! KILL US UNTIL WE'RE DEAAAD!
Shishi: x.x
Kia: Okay, Pint, shut up.
Rei: GO! *lifts Shishi*
Pint: I WILL NOT! I DON'T WANT TO BE THROWN OUT A WINDOW!
Shishi: *screams*
Kelsey: NOOOOOOOO!
Kia: x.x Shut up before I throw you out myself.
Pint: Help us!
Kelsey: *bites Rei*
Rei: EEEAGH! *lets go of Shishi*
Suzuki: Well, where is he??
Shishi: *drops*
Kelsey: HEY! *grabs Shishi's arm*
Shishi: *dangles* x.x
Rei: GO PEOPLE GO! *tries to shake Kelsey off*
Kelsey: We're going to die.
Suzuki: Hoooah!!! *tackles Rei*
Rei: Hey!
Kelsey: OW! *lets go*
Suzuki: Release my...err..friend!
Rei: She released herself!
Kelsey: *one hand on Shishi's arm, other on the pullcord for miniblinds*
Kelsey and Shishi: *dangle*
Rei: Go Suzuki go!
Suzuki: *hauling them up* Oh, shut up.
Rei: I will not!
Pint: She'll kill us all!
Kia: Shut up!!
Pint: NO! SHE ALREADY GOT THE OTHERS!
Kia: Shut up before I feed you to the Pug.
Pint: You'd make your pug drunk?
Kia: Pugs are immune. To everything. x.x *sweatdrops* They're not dead, anyway.
Kelsey: *thunk* Are you insane?
Kia: I'm serious!
Kelsey: Rei...never do that...again..or I will beat your sorry ass!
Rei: Nyah!
Kelsey: That's it! *tackles Rei* GO REI GO!
Kia: o.o
Kelsey: *drags Rei to window* Someone help me!
Rei: Nyah! *whacks*
Kia: *drops Pint and grabs Rei's legs*
Kelsey: Ow. *blinks* GO REI GO. On three. *swings* One...
Kia: *swings* Two...
Kelsey and Kia: THREE! *throws*
Kelsey: Go. Rei. Go.
Kia: Bye, Rei!! *waves*
Kelsey: Yay! *dances around* ...what happened to the other three?
Kia: ^^ They're unconscious.
Kelsey: Damn. Go Shishi go?
Shishi: Don't be mean.
Kelsey: ...I still want to kill something.
Kia: Kill the pint.
Pint: *shrinks behind Kia*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Kelsey: But the pint gives me rum.
Kia: There're other pints. Gallons, even.
Pint: Please...don't you remember all the good times we had?
Kelsey: ...meh. *goes into attic*
Kia:...Good times?
Pint: I got her drunk. That was pretty fun.
Kia: That's not "good times" x.x
Pint: Sure it is! We were both happyl
Kia: Until she got a hangover.
Pint: …but...
Kia: Who do you think stayed up three nights trying to give her aspirin??
Pint: ...Suzuki?
Suzuki: Not me.
Pint: ...Shishi?
Kia: No.
Pint: It's like trying to find out who stole the friggin' cookies....Rei?
Kia: No.
Pint: Oh! I know. ME!
Kia: NO.
Pint: ...Kelsey?
Kia: x.x
Pint: This is too unhappy. I'm gonna go see if Kelsey wants to get drunk. *hops off towards attic*
Kia: *grabs it* NO.
Pint: Baka.
:
Kia: ...I know you didn't just call me that.
Pint: Baka.
Kia: Okay, that does it, I'm SMASHING you!!
Pint: No! Suzuki..help?
Suzuki: She has a point...
Pint: And what point is that?!
Suzuki: I dunno, but I don't wanna mess with her when she's mad.
Pint: Coward.
Suzuki: I prefer "Smart".
Pint: So who's gonna save you when Rei comes back?
Suzuki: Me.
Pint: Who's gonna save Shishi?
Suzuki: Kelsey.
Pint: Who's saving Kelsey?
Suzuki: Kia.
Pint: Then who's gonna save Kia?
Suzuki: Jin-oh, wait...I don't know.
Pint: See...without me, you'd be screaming like babies when Rei came back
Kia: ...Can I kill it now?
Pint: Because I'M saving Kia.
Kia:...Really, now.
Pint: *puffs out chest* Yes I am!
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Kelsey: *through air vent* Gee...I'll bet he's gay.
Kia: Nooo...x.x Why gay guys??
Pint: You taught me to believe in myself, Kia! *all sappy sounding*
Kia: o.o All I said was find a support group!!
Pint: But it meant so much more. She'll never harm you, Kia!
Kia: ...I'm starting to understand how Jin felt...x.x
Kelsey: Yup, he's gay.
Kia: Now you know why I avoid marriage at all costs, Kelsey.
Pint: Anyone else?
Kia: Anyone else what?
Pint: ...I don't know.
Kia: *sweatdrops* Okay, Pint, if you leave me alone, I won't shatter you.
Pint: ..but I'm your protector now!
Kelsey: *voice through air vent* You're a six-inch bastard. I didn't know they made them that small.
Kia:...She has a point...
Kelsey: *voice through air vent* Damn straight. What am I gonna drink if you run off to protect someone who's already taken?
Kia: Wait. How the hell am I taken??
Kelsey: *voice through air vent* Doesn't matter. Listen up, Pint, I'm gonna be drinking vinegar in a second if you don't get up here.
Pint: You're taken? How could you?! I thought I was..special...
Kia: I had no idea I was taken...o.o
Kelsey: *voice through vent* Good, now that that's settled...
Pint: Right! *hops away*
Kia: *grabs pint* NO.
Kelsey: ...Kia!
Kia: ...What?
Kelsey: Unhand my pint.
Kia: No. Not until you tell me who I'm taken by so I can beat them up.
Kelsey: Jin. Now give me my rum.
Kia: I'll toss it to you. Move the vent cover.
Kelsey: *moves vent cover*
Kia: *tosses Pint up*
Kelsey: *catches* Thank you!
Kia: Welcome. But have Shishi give you aspirin this time.
Kelsey: Can do. *drinks*
Kia: *sighs and shakes head* Now to beat up Jin...
Kelsey: *burp*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Kia: *sweatdrops*Umm...Rah?
Rei: *hugs* GO FISH GO!
Kia: x.x Go fish...
Jin: Got any threes?
Rei: *picks up Jin*
Pint: Go fish go!
Jin: *sweatdrops*
Rei: *holds Jin above her head* Go Jin go!
Kia: o.o Go, Jin?
Rei: *throws Jin out window* GO FISH GO!
Kelsey: o.o...
Kia: o.o
Shishiwakamaru: O.o
Jin: EEEEEE!!!!
Rei: Yay! *claps hands* ... *looks around*
Pint: *hides*
Kia and Shishiwakamaru: *both dive under the table with Kurama*
Kelsey: *backing away*
Rei: *crazy grin*
Kia: o.o Run, Kelsey!!
Pint: *cowers*
Kelsey: ...
Rei: ...go Kelsey go!
Kelsey: NOOOO!!! *runs*
Kia: ...
Shishi: NOOOOOO!!
Rei: *chases*
Pint: *laughs*
Kia: *smacks pint*
Kelsey: Hehehe...she won't find me here! *in closet*
Rei: ...go Kelsey go? *looks around*
Kia: x.x Hide, Kelsey, hide.
Kelsey: *is already in closet*
Shishi: My poor love...
Kia:...I don't see you doing anything to SAVE her!
Kelsey: *hides under pile of coats*
Rei: *knocks on closet door* Hello stinky sneakers! I need to come in.
Kelsey: *squeaky voice* Please, no...we're busy!
Kia: o.o...
Rei: ...that doesn't sound like you guys...
Kelsey: *hurriedly lowers tone* Uh, we're busy. Very busy.
Rei: ...oh. Sorry, then.
Kelsey: Thank you.
Rei: For what?
Kelsey: We're busy!
Rei: Thank you for we're busy?
Kelsey: ...
Kia and Shishi: ...
Kelsey: The umbrella is being fixed.
Rei: ...you broke the umbrella.
Kelsey: ....not us..
Rei: ...you..broke..Umbrella?
Sneakers: *squeaking* Impostor!
Kelsey: No...no, it's not broken!
Rei: YOU LIE!
Kurama: Oh, my...
Kelsey: Um...yes..I mean NO, we don't lie...we're good sneakers, please don't come in.
Rei: So you broke Umbrella?
Sneakers: *now outraged* IMPOSTOR!! *start whapping Kelsey*
Kelsey: HEY! *attemps to fight off swarm of angry sneakers* Owwww...stop it!
Rei: You okay in there, sneakers?
Kelsey: I'm *ow* fine...I...I mean we.
Sneakers: IMPOSTOR!!
Kelsey: NOOO!!!! *bursts out of closet, trying to evade army of enraged sneakers*
Kia: o.o
Rei: Kelsey!
Kelsey: Gaaaah! *runs the other way.*
Kia: *pokes Shishi* Go save her, idiot!!
Shishi: I can't even save myself...x.x
Rei: Go Shishi go?
Kelsey: *stops*
Rei: *blink* I'm so confused.
Shishi: o.o
Kia: Yes. Go Shishi go.
Kelsey: ...noooo...
Rei: Go Shishi go!*runs towards Shishi*
Shishi: Ack!! *runs*
Rei: GO SHISHI GO! *chases*
Kelsey: NOOOO! *chases*
Shishi: HEEEEELPPPPP!!
Kia and Kurama: *exchange looks, then both shrug*
Kelsey: *whacks Kurama*
Kurama: HEY! What was that for??
Kelsey: You don't want it to be "Go Kurama Go", do you?!
Kurama: ...No, I don't.
Kelsey: Then help me!
Kurama: Make Kia help!
Rei: *tackles Shishi*
Kelsey: Go Kurama go!
Rei: *stops* Go Kurama go?
Kelsey: *takes a deep breath*
Kurama: NO!
Shishi: This is most uncomfortable...
Kelsey: GO KURAMA GO!
Rei: Go Kurama go! *jumps up*
Kelsey: Muahahahaha!
Kurama: *runs*
Kelsey: Wheeee!
Rei: *chases* Go Kurama go!
Kurama: No!
Hiei: *joining Kia* Hn.
Kia: ^^ Oh, hello, Hiei.
Rei: *tackles Kurama*
Kelsey: Hehehe.
Rei: Go Kurama go! *lifts Kurama up*
Kurama: .
Rei: *throws Kurama out window*
Kelsey: Hehehe.
Kia: *waves good-bye to poor Kurama*
Rei: ...hm.
Kelsey: ..err....go Hiei go?
Hiei: *glares at Kelsey and draws his katana*
Kelsey: ...*backs away*...
Rei: Go Kia go!
Kia: *blinks*
Kelsey: ...no...I didn't...say that...
Rei: Muahahahaha! GO KIA GO!
Kia: Eep?! *runs into the kitchen*
Kelsey: *whacks Hiei* You idiot!
Rei: *chases*
Hiei: *glares at Kelsey* Hn. I did nothing.
Kia: *hides in the pantry*
Kelsey: GO HIEI GO! *lifts Hiei*
Hiei: *holds out katana* Want to die?
Kelsey: Maybe I do, midget!
Rei: Kia?
Kia: *remaining silent*
Hiei: Good.
Rei: *knocks on pantry* hello...spices? Please come out, I'm searching your house.
Kelsey: *glares at Hiei*
Spices: What now? You searched yesterday!
Hiei: *glares back*
Rei: ...this is an urgent matter of throwing people out of windows!
Kelsey: Go. Hiei. Go.
Spices: Throw yourself out the window, then!
Rei:...no, that's no fun.
Hiei: *smacks Kelsey with his katana*
Kelsey: ...ack...
Spices: Throw Suzuki out the window.
Rei: ...nah. I want Kia.
Kelsey: You...stupid...bastard!
Spices: If you give Cinnamon back.
Hiei: Baka ningen.
Rei: ..I don't HAVE cinnamon.
Spices: You took her!!
Kelsey: *drags Hiei towards window*
Rei: I did not!
Hiei: *kicks Kelsey hard*
Spices: Did too!
Kelsey: ...you...will...die!
Rei: Prove it!
Hiei: Hn. *pulls free and disappears*
Spices: She's in your right sleeve!
Kelsey: ...bastard...
Rei: ...*looks in left sleeve* She's not!
Spices: CHECK BOTH SLEEVES!
Rei: *checks right sleeve*...
Kelsey: ...where the hell...
Kia and Spices: *sweatdrop*
Rei: Oh! *grabs Cinnamon* Open up, then, I've got her!
Spices: Yay! *pantry opens*
Kelsey: HIEI YOU BASTARD! GET YOUR MIDGET ASS DOWN HERE SO YOU CAN DIE!
Rei: Woot!
Shishi: Somehow I don't think that's gonna work...
Cinnamon: I'm freee...*coughcough*...
Kelsey: Just watch me, Youkai-boy.
Spices: *gather around Cinnamon for spicy celebration*
Shishi: Oh, I'm watching...
Kelsey: Maybe I should save myself the trouble and just throw YOU out the window.
Rei: KIA! *glomps*
Kia: x.x Hi Rei...
Rei: GO KIA GO!
Shishi: That wouldn't be very nice...
Kia: Do I have to??
Kelsey: Wouldn't it, now?
Rei: ...yes. Yes you do.
Shishi: ...
Rei: *carries Kia out of Pantry*
Kia: I'm doomed...-.-
Kelsey: It's either you or Hiei, blue-haired bastard.
Rei: Yes you are.
Shishi: Oh. Then go for Hiei. Your friend's next anyway....
Kia: But...*sniffles*
Kelsey: I can't GET to Hiei.
Rei: What?
Kia: I don't want to die!!
Rei: ...sure you do.
Kia: . No I don't.
Kelsey: So you're going to have to help me get Hiei if you don't want it to be you.
Rei: Yes you do.
Shishi: *sigh* Fine...
Kelsey: Thank you.
Kia: Nuh-uh.
Rei: Yup!
Shishi: You're welcome. Bye, Kia! *waves to her*
Kia: ...I hate you both.
Kelsey: HIEI!
Rei: Dying is fun!
Kia: Not for me!!
Hiei: *says nothing*
Rei: Yes it is!
Kelsey: Hiei, if you don't get your ass down here, I'm gonna kill someone! *glares*
Hiei: *still silent*
Kia: No it isn't!
Kelsey: I don't think she's going to throw you, Kia.
Rei: OH REALLY?!
Kia: ...Sure?
Kelsey: She's going to throw Hiei.
Rei: ...no...GO KIA GO!
Kelsey: ...no.
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Kelsey: ...go Hiei go....
Rei: Hiei?
Kelsey: Yes. Put Kia down.
Rei: ...go Hiei go...
Kelsey: Yeeees...put Kia doooowwn....slooow...
Kia: o.o....
Rei: ...slooow.
Kelsey: ...put her down...
Rei: ...yeah. *lowers Kia slowly* Sloooow.
Kia: *blinks*
Kelsey: Good..
Rei: Goood.
Kelsey: Shishi! Where's Hiei?
Rei: GO HIEI GO!
Shishi: Ask Kia. I don't know.
Kelsey: ...Kia...?
Rei: ...no Hiei?
Kelsey: Yes. Yes, Hiei is here.
Kia: Hiei's in the attic...
Kelsey: Good. *runs to attic* Bye!!
Rei: Bye!
Kia: Uh...Bye?
Rei: ..what was I doing? Oh, yeah. *lifts Kia*
Kia: *sweatdrops* Oh, no...
Kelsey: HIEI! *storms into attic* YOU HALF-ASSED MIDGET! GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW, SOMEONE'S GONNA DIE!
Hiei: Will it be you?
Kelsey: MAYBE IT WILL, JUST GET OUT HERE!
Rei: GO KIA GO!
Hiei: *mutters, but steps out*
Kia: I don't wanna goooo!!!
Kelsey: Good. Come with me, please.
Rei: *tosses Kia into air and catches* Go Kia go?
Hiei: ...
Kia: x.x No go.
Kelsey: Please. You can do all the killing you want. Later.
Rei: No...no kia go?
Kelsey: Nokia? Those cellphones are crap.
Hiei: Fine...
Rei: Kia..no go.
Kia: x.x Please, enough punny nicknames...
Kia: Right. Kia no go.
Kelsey: Good, Hiei..
Rei: ...who goes? *slowly lowers Kia*
Hiei: *glares harshly* I'm not your dog.
Kia: *blinks* Well, there's always Shishi...
Kelsey: Okay, please..this way...*walks slowly out of attic*
Rei: *puts Kia down*
Kia: *sighs in relief*
Hiei: *follows, still glaring*
Kelsey: Good...*walks into window room*
Rei: Go Shishi go.
Shishi: Hell no.
Rei: Hell yeah!
Kelsey: ...go...
Rei: *lifts Shishi* Go Shishi go!
Shishi: ...HEY!
Kelsey: ...no, that's bad...
Rei: ...she said it was okay. *looks at Kia*
Kia: ...It was an example. x.x
Rei: No go Shishi go?
Kia: *blinks at Hiei* Oh, you came back...no go Shishi go. Go Hiei go.
Hiei: *glares at Kia*
Kelsey: *lifts Hiei* GO HIEI GO! *drags Hiei to window*
Rei: ..go Hiei go.
Hiei: x.x
Kelsey: Muahahahaha! DIE! *throws Hiei out window*
Kia: *watching poor Hiei get thrown*
Rei: Hey! I was gonna do that!
Kelsey: Too bad.
Kia: Feel the love?
Kelsey: I refuse.
Rei: ...go Shishi go!
Kelsey: Run.
Shishi: *runs*
Kelsey: Muahahahaha! It's hell on earth!
Kia: *sweatdrops* Everyone's gone insane...
Pint: Is Suzuki home yet?
Kia: I think he was in his workshop...so yeah...
Rei: *chases*
Kelsey: Isn't this fun?
Kia:...Insane...
Kelsey: Let's go! *runs downstairs after Rei*
Kia: I'll just...stay here?
Kelsey: Woot! *chases*
Pint: ..uggh...where's Suzuki? He's gonna be pissed.
Shishi: *running for dear life*
Kia: *blinks at pint* Workshop.
Pint: Shouldn't we get him?
Rei: *chasing Shishi, laughing evilly*
Kia: I guess so...
Kelsey: *yelling obscenities, chasing Rei*
Pint: I can't open doors.
Kia: Okayyy....
Shishi: *still running*
Pint: So help me, damnit!
Rei: GO SHISHI GO! *tackles Shishi*
Shishi: *falls*
Kelsey: NO, you bitch! *tackles Rei*
Kia: *picks up pint* Hey, watch your manners.
Pint: ...sorry. It's hard to be self-assured when you're six inches tall.
Rei: Hey! *whacks everything she can reach*
Kia: There are support groups, you know...*opens the door and looks around* Suzuki?
:
Pint: HELP US!
Kelsey: SUZUKI?!
Rei: GO SHISHI GO! *stands, still lifting Shishi, with Kelsey clinging on her back*
Suzuki: *blinks* Help you with what?
Shishi: x.x Noooo!!
Kelsey: Yaah!
Rei: *staggers to window-room*
Pint: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Kia: He's exaggerating. Shishi's gonna die.
Suzuki: WHAAAT??
Pint: IT ALREADY GOT JIN, KURAMA, AND HIEI!
Kia: *flinches* Yes, She did...
Suzuki: It or She?
Kelsey: You die now, bastard! *kicks Rei*
Rei: Oof...*leans on windowsill* Go people go!
Pint: IT'LL KILL US ALLL!! KILL US UNTIL WE'RE DEAAAD!
Shishi: x.x
Kia: Okay, Pint, shut up.
Rei: GO! *lifts Shishi*
Pint: I WILL NOT! I DON'T WANT TO BE THROWN OUT A WINDOW!
Shishi: *screams*
Kelsey: NOOOOOOOO!
Kia: x.x Shut up before I throw you out myself.
Pint: Help us!
Kelsey: *bites Rei*
Rei: EEEAGH! *lets go of Shishi*
Suzuki: Well, where is he??
Shishi: *drops*
Kelsey: HEY! *grabs Shishi's arm*
Shishi: *dangles* x.x
Rei: GO PEOPLE GO! *tries to shake Kelsey off*
Kelsey: We're going to die.
Suzuki: Hoooah!!! *tackles Rei*
Rei: Hey!
Kelsey: OW! *lets go*
Suzuki: Release my...err..friend!
Rei: She released herself!
Kelsey: *one hand on Shishi's arm, other on the pullcord for miniblinds*
Kelsey and Shishi: *dangle*
Rei: Go Suzuki go!
Suzuki: *hauling them up* Oh, shut up.
Rei: I will not!
Pint: She'll kill us all!
Kia: Shut up!!
Pint: NO! SHE ALREADY GOT THE OTHERS!
Kia: Shut up before I feed you to the Pug.
Pint: You'd make your pug drunk?
Kia: Pugs are immune. To everything. x.x *sweatdrops* They're not dead, anyway.
Kelsey: *thunk* Are you insane?
Kia: I'm serious!
Kelsey: Rei...never do that...again..or I will beat your sorry ass!
Rei: Nyah!
Kelsey: That's it! *tackles Rei* GO REI GO!
Kia: o.o
Kelsey: *drags Rei to window* Someone help me!
Rei: Nyah! *whacks*
Kia: *drops Pint and grabs Rei's legs*
Kelsey: Ow. *blinks* GO REI GO. On three. *swings* One...
Kia: *swings* Two...
Kelsey and Kia: THREE! *throws*
Kelsey: Go. Rei. Go.
Kia: Bye, Rei!! *waves*
Kelsey: Yay! *dances around* ...what happened to the other three?
Kia: ^^ They're unconscious.
Kelsey: Damn. Go Shishi go?
Shishi: Don't be mean.
Kelsey: ...I still want to kill something.
Kia: Kill the pint.
Pint: *shrinks behind Kia*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Kelsey: But the pint gives me rum.
Kia: There're other pints. Gallons, even.
Pint: Please...don't you remember all the good times we had?
Kelsey: ...meh. *goes into attic*
Kia:...Good times?
Pint: I got her drunk. That was pretty fun.
Kia: That's not "good times" x.x
Pint: Sure it is! We were both happyl
Kia: Until she got a hangover.
Pint: …but...
Kia: Who do you think stayed up three nights trying to give her aspirin??
Pint: ...Suzuki?
Suzuki: Not me.
Pint: ...Shishi?
Kia: No.
Pint: It's like trying to find out who stole the friggin' cookies....Rei?
Kia: No.
Pint: Oh! I know. ME!
Kia: NO.
Pint: ...Kelsey?
Kia: x.x
Pint: This is too unhappy. I'm gonna go see if Kelsey wants to get drunk. *hops off towards attic*
Kia: *grabs it* NO.
Pint: Baka.
:
Kia: ...I know you didn't just call me that.
Pint: Baka.
Kia: Okay, that does it, I'm SMASHING you!!
Pint: No! Suzuki..help?
Suzuki: She has a point...
Pint: And what point is that?!
Suzuki: I dunno, but I don't wanna mess with her when she's mad.
Pint: Coward.
Suzuki: I prefer "Smart".
Pint: So who's gonna save you when Rei comes back?
Suzuki: Me.
Pint: Who's gonna save Shishi?
Suzuki: Kelsey.
Pint: Who's saving Kelsey?
Suzuki: Kia.
Pint: Then who's gonna save Kia?
Suzuki: Jin-oh, wait...I don't know.
Pint: See...without me, you'd be screaming like babies when Rei came back
Kia: ...Can I kill it now?
Pint: Because I'M saving Kia.
Kia:...Really, now.
Pint: *puffs out chest* Yes I am!
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Kelsey: *through air vent* Gee...I'll bet he's gay.
Kia: Nooo...x.x Why gay guys??
Pint: You taught me to believe in myself, Kia! *all sappy sounding*
Kia: o.o All I said was find a support group!!
Pint: But it meant so much more. She'll never harm you, Kia!
Kia: ...I'm starting to understand how Jin felt...x.x
Kelsey: Yup, he's gay.
Kia: Now you know why I avoid marriage at all costs, Kelsey.
Pint: Anyone else?
Kia: Anyone else what?
Pint: ...I don't know.
Kia: *sweatdrops* Okay, Pint, if you leave me alone, I won't shatter you.
Pint: ..but I'm your protector now!
Kelsey: *voice through air vent* You're a six-inch bastard. I didn't know they made them that small.
Kia:...She has a point...
Kelsey: *voice through air vent* Damn straight. What am I gonna drink if you run off to protect someone who's already taken?
Kia: Wait. How the hell am I taken??
Kelsey: *voice through air vent* Doesn't matter. Listen up, Pint, I'm gonna be drinking vinegar in a second if you don't get up here.
Pint: You're taken? How could you?! I thought I was..special...
Kia: I had no idea I was taken...o.o
Kelsey: *voice through vent* Good, now that that's settled...
Pint: Right! *hops away*
Kia: *grabs pint* NO.
Kelsey: ...Kia!
Kia: ...What?
Kelsey: Unhand my pint.
Kia: No. Not until you tell me who I'm taken by so I can beat them up.
Kelsey: Jin. Now give me my rum.
Kia: I'll toss it to you. Move the vent cover.
Kelsey: *moves vent cover*
Kia: *tosses Pint up*
Kelsey: *catches* Thank you!
Kia: Welcome. But have Shishi give you aspirin this time.
Kelsey: Can do. *drinks*
Kia: *sighs and shakes head* Now to beat up Jin...
Kelsey: *burp*
Kia: *sweatdrops*