Help I'm a Fish !! Part 11
After the unfortunate incident (and untimely death) involving X's beanie babies.
The group had wisely decided it would be best for Bass to join in the festivities, were they could keep an eye on him.
X glared at the blonde as he took a seat next to Blues.
"Come on X let it go.." Alia whispered, rubbing the strained shoulders of her friend.
X snorted. "He killed Winky !!!"
Thankfully Rock, interrupted the lament of X's lost Winky, as he walked through the door.
"Where were you..? X asked.
"I was in a place that I'm not at anymore..." Rock grinned sitting down next to Roll.
The two twins gave each other a high five and smirked up at their big brother.
// I don't trust those little midgets.. Their planning something..//
"Alright it's Rocks turn" Roll announced.
"Ok" The ebony haired boy smiled "Um.... Zero, truth or dare..?
"Truth.."
" what's the most unique thing about you..?"
"Hmmm" the large blonde tilted his head in thought.
"Oh boy this might take awhile.." X moaned.
"Ok. while we're waiting ." Iris beamed "my turn Bass, truth or dare..?"
"Truth!"
"What's the strangest place you've ever made love...?" the female reploid squealed, throughly enjoying herself.
The crazed blonde didn't seem put out by her, enthusiasm, and pursed his lips "Hmmm I don't know. I mean I've screwed in some pretty weird spots. Let's see, the subway, on a merry-go-round. a car wash, In an Ice-cream truck, Wily's bedroom. (Heh heh) , while playing a game of twister....hmmm. OH wait...It would have to be that time in Dr. Light's lab. !!"
Roll gaped at him "You has sex in Dad's Lab..?"
"HA ha ha !!" Bass threw his head back "Damn straight !! I banged Blues right on top of X's capsule....rather erotic actually..................................................what..?"
The room was completely silent. As everyone turned to X trying to judge what the blue bot's reaction was going to be to this ..er...interesting piece of news.
X blinked rapidly,
// I did not need that mental picture in my head I did not....arrghghhhhh!!//
"Thank you Bass... I will be in therapy the rest of my life..." he whimpered rubbing a hand through his hair.
// It can't get worst...it can't get worst....it can't..//
The silence returned once again, the others unsure of what to say.
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"I have three testicles.." Zero blurted out suddenly.
Several sets of eyes turned to the crimson hunter.
"Excuse me..?" Alia choked. The others wore similar masks of shock on their faces.
"You asked for the most unique thing about me.." Zero continued. "I have three testicles see look"he lifted his shirt, showing three prominent bulges in his jeans.
"Zero !!" Iris shrieked.
"What I do....great big...red ones !!"
"And who designed you...?." Blues raised an eyebrow.
"Oh my God !!" Alia yelped.
X groaned letting his body slid off the couch an down to the floor with a soft thump.
// I know what happened to my pomagranits //
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After, Bass and Zero's provocative show and tell all. The gang decided to split up and go about their own business for a bit.
Alia, and Iris headed back to their room, dragging Brady with them. Mean while Blues decided to have a more in depth look at the working of the base, and Rock and Roll dashed off to cause more trouble on X's behalf. Leaving X, alone to wrap his gifts with the pleasant company of Zero, and Bass..
To Be Continued...................................