Kelsey: Miiiime...
Kia: Mime?
Kelsey: Miiiime! +.+
Kia: Miiiime?
Mime: *mimes*
Kia: o.o
Kelsey: o.o Make it stooop...
Mime: *mimes*
Kia: ...*smacks Mime with a cookie sheet*
Mime: *mimes falling*
Kelsey: ...it's creepy.
Mime: *mimes falling a long way*
Kelsey: ...*edges slowly away*
Kia: ...Oh, for...*trips the mime and sits on him*
Mime: *is being sat on*
Kelsey: Mwaha.
Kia: *sweatdrops* What's a mime doing here, anyway?
Rei: *appears, dressed in mime attire*...HEY! Why are you sitting on Mime?!
Mime: *mimes shouting for help*
Kelsey: Oh dear gods, no...
Kia: o.o Rei, friend of yours?
Rei: *brandishes Axe* YES!
Mime: *mimes squishing a bug*
Kelsey: ...this is disturbing. Poor Suzuki's House...
Suzuki's House: Damn straight, poor me!
Kia: x.x Forget the house, I don't want to deal with Mimes.
Suzuki's House: You'd change your tone if you had crazy people jumping around inside YOU!
Kelsey: x.x...yes...well...
Rei: Get. Off. My. Mime.
Kia: I'm sorry, House. I pity you. *blinks at mime* but if I do that, he'll mime again!
Mime: *mimes Kia blinking*
Kia: x.x *slaps Mime*
Mime: *mimes slapping someone*
Rei: GET OFF MY MIME!! *leaps at Kia*
Kia: o.o Umm...? *ducks*
Kelsey: ...Rei! *leaps after Rei*
Mime: *rolls out from under Kia, mimes leaping after Kelsey*
Rei: Ooof...*lands*
Kelsey: Ack...*lands on Rei*
Rei: ...please do not do that to Mime.
Kia: ...*stares*
Kelsey: *jumps up* That thing...is...unnatural!
Kia: I say we kill it. -.-
Kelsey: I second the motion.
Mime: *mimes an invisible wall, sticks out tongue*
Kia: ...Like now.
Rei: Don't.
Kelsey: ...like hell! *runs at Mime*
Kia: Sorry, Rei, but that thing's bothering me...*runs after Kelsey*
Kelsey: ...*thunk*...what the...?!
Mime: *mimes laughing*
Rei: I told you not to!
Kia: *stops before she hits* ...Tell me...it didn't...
Kelsey: *peels off invisible wall onto floor* ...owieeeee...
Rei: Don't mess with Mime.
Mime: *grins, mimes tipping a hat to Kelsey*
Kia:...*glares at Mime* Okay, that does it. You're going down.
Mime: *mimes another invisible wall*
Rei: He's gonna box you iiiiin...*dances around with Axe* Let's go, Axe my boy!
Kia: *sighs, before forming an oar* Ha! Botan taught me this...*hops on the floating oar and flies at Mime*
Mime: *mimes getting in a car*
Suzuki's House: DO NOT DRIVE IN ME!
Mime: *mimes giving the finger to House*
Kia: Grr...*tackles Mime* Be nice to the House, Baka!!
Kelsey: ...you need to teach him manners, Rei...
Rei: Nah, it's more fun this way.
Mime: *mimes driving down stairs, miming laughing like a maniac*
Kelsey: HEY! ...*looks around*...OAR! *grabs Kia's oar* Hi-ho silver, awaaaaaay!
Kia: *now hanging onto Mime for dear life* Kuso!!
Oar: *unresponsive*
Kelsey: *still straddling oar* Damnit.
Rei: Hehehe...*swings Axe*
Kelsey: CRAZY LADY! *jumps away*
Kia: Uh...Kelsey...I need to teach you how to make one...
Mime: *drives into basement, miming running over several people*
Kelsey: *throws oar at Rei* Shit.
Rei: *swings Axe* Hoooyah! *slices oar in two*
Suzuki's House: ...hey, that tickles!
Kia: *still hanging on* I hate crazy drivers....
Kelsey: KIA, LET GO! ...damn. *runs down stairs* Don't get Suzuki this time!
Rei: ...ah....
Kia:...Where's my oar?
Kelsey: ...what oar?
Mime: *mimes stopping the car*
Kia: My oar. The thing that I was flying on. *blinks as Mime stops*
Kelsey: ..I don't remember any oar...*dives into basement*...where are you?! It's dark in here!
Mime: *mimes turning on a light*
Kelsey: ...nothing.
Kia:...*blinks* Oar! Oar!! That's weird...
Rei: *skips towards Suzuki's workshop* La de da de daaaa...
Kelsey: ...there's no oar, Kia! NO OAR! Are you hallucinating?
Kia: *holds up hand and broken oar appears*...
Kelsey: ....what are you doing? Are you MIMING, Kia?!
Mime: *mimes indignancy*
Kia: ...My OAR!!! What the hell HAPPENED?!
Kelsey: WHAT OAR?!
Mime: *mimes pushing Kia out of car*
Kia: MY oar! *lets go, but then chucks oar at Mime*
Rei: *knocks on door* Oh Suzuuuuuki....
Kelsey: I don't see an oar!
Suzuki: What??
Mime: *drives up stairs, mimes locking basement door behind him*
Rei: Hellooooo...
Suzuki: x.x What do you want?
Kia: *runs toward the door, tugs on it, then freezes* That...BASTARD!!
Kelsey: ...yes...bastard...mehehe...let's kill him.
Rei: Hi, Suzuuuuuki! *glomps*
Kia: Once we get out of here?
Suzuki: Ack!! *almost falls over* Uh...hi.
Kelsey: ...oh. The basement...thing. SHIMATTA! *pounds on door*
Mime: *mimes driving towards Rei*
Rei: Oh, you'll never guess! *glomps again*
Kia: ...We're stuck!!
Kelsey: No shit, Sherlock!
Suzuki: Probably not. -.-
Mime: *mimes laughing evilly*
Kia: Tsk, tsk. Language.
Rei: Ack! Mime, NO! *jumps out of way* YOU DO NOT RUN ME OVER!
Kelsey: ...sorry?
Suzuki: *sweatdrops* What the hell?
Kia: *sighs and forms a new oar, beating at the door with it*
Rei: It's Mime! *glomps Suzuki* And he ran the girls over.
Mime: *mimes swinging a butcher knife*
Suzuki: He WHAT?!
Kelsey: ...that stupid mime.
Rei: ...did I say that? I meant..um...MIME, ME LADDIE! TO CANADA! *hides behind Mime*
Mime: ...*mimes blinking, raises butcher knife*
Rei: Kuso.
Kia: ...*breaks down the door*
Suzuki: o.o
Rei: ...he's gonna kill us aaaaall...it's just you and me, Suzuki! We have to repopulate the house! *hides behind Suzuki* He's already got them with his Car of Mimish Doom!
Kelsey: ...dude. Teach me the oar-thing sometime. o.o
Suzuki: ...Repopulate...? *backs away*
Kia: Will do. It's not that hard. ^^
Mime: *mimes driving over people, laughing*
Rei: It was awful...*sob*
Suzuki: ...You have the weirdest friends, Rei...
Kelsey: Oh? ...how about a giant Moose of DOOM, can that be done with the oar-thing?
Rei: He WAS my friend...we must avenge the girls!
Kia: Probably?
Suzuki: I'm not very good at avenging.
Mime: *mimes waving knife, runs at Suzuki*
Rei: KUSO!
Suzuki: *runs like hell*
Rei: COWARD!
Mime: *mimes chasing*
Kelsey: ...are we going to get OUT of the basement at all? The door IS opened...
Suzuki: Damn straight!!
Kia: ...Oh, yeah. *walks out of the basement, hopping on her oar*
Kelsey: ...Hey! *hangs onto oar*
Rei: ...*chases Mime* YOU TWO GET BACK HERE AND AVENGE LIKE PERFECTLY SANE CITIZENS!
Kia: *blinks* Oh. Oops.
Suzuki: YOU avenge!!!!
Kelsey: That's okay, I'll just hang on, dangling.
Rei: YOU'RE the man here!
Mime: *mimes leaping on Suzuki*
Suzuki: *falls* Kuso!!
Kia: There's room, you know...
Jin, Shishiwakamaru, Kurama, and Hiei: *watching Mime antics with raised eyebrows*
Kelsey: Nah, this is nice.
Rei: *leaps on Mime*
Mime: *mimes dropping knife*
Kia: Hang on, then. This baby can get up to 70 mph in five seconds.
Rei: Ahah! *grabs mimish knife*
Kelsey: ...o.o...sure.
Mime: *mimes horror*
Rei: *evil laugh*...Kniiiiife...
Suzuki: o.o Uh...
Rei: Knife. Knife knife knife...
Hiei: ...Hn.
Kelsey: ...*dangling* ...are we going?
Kia: *nudges oar and it speeds off*
Rei: Mwahahahahaha...KNIFE! *brandishes knife at the air*
Mime: *mimes picking up another knife*
Shishi: ...She's gone insane.
Kelsey: Gaaah...*trails behind oar* This is a ruuuuuuuush!
Kia: I warned you!! *swerves sharply and collides with Mime*
Kelsey: Woooooooot! *goes flying*
Mime: *mimes dropping knife*
Shishi: *catches Kelsey*
Suzuki: Oh, look, you're not dead...
Rei: *grabs second mimish knife* Kniiiiife! Hooyah! KNIFE-ES!
Kia: *sitting on Mime*...Die, you bastard...
Rei: It's a Mime sandwich, and we're bread! Let's cut it up!
Kelsey: ...*blinks*...how the hell did you get all the way over here?
Shishi: *smiles* Love works miracles.
Kia: ...That was REALLY corny, Shishi...
Shishi: Oh, shut up, loveless girl.
Kelsey: *evil laugh*
Rei: KNIFE-ES! *raises knives* Cut it up!
Jin: ...I'm so confused.
Kurama: So am I.
Mime: *mimes picking up a rose*
Kia: *blinks*
Rei: I'LL CUT US TO SMIDGENS, MIME!
Mime: *mimes giving rose to Kia*
Kelsey: *cough*gay*cough*
Kia: *sweatdrops* Ah...
Jin: Bad luck with gay guys, eh, Kia?
Kia: Shut up, you. -.-
Rei: DIE! *brandishes knives at Kia* KNIFE-ES!
Kelsey: REI!
Rei: WHAAAAT?!
Kelsey: Wrong person.
Mime: *mimes blowing a kiss to Kia*
Kia: *sweatdrops, shooting Kelsey a desperate stare* Help me...
Rei: Oh...*turns to Mime* Mime?
Mime: *bats eyelashes at Kia*
Kelsey: ...please put me down, Shishi. I have to kill some people.
Kia: ...*backs away from Mime*
Shishi: Try not to get killed...*sets her down*
Kelsey: YAAAAAAAAH! *dives at Mime* YOU DIE NOW!
Mime: *mimes shriek, backing behind Kia*
Rei: Be nice to Mime!
Kia: ...Don't use me as a shield!!
Kelsey: ...but you wanted to kill him!
Rei: Oh...that's right! KNIFE-ES! CUT 'EM UP, CUT 'EM UP GOOD!
Mime: *mimes hugging Kia*
Kia: ...*backfists Mime*
Kelsey: UNHAND THE KIA! *leaps at Mime*
Mime: *mimes falling*
Jin, Kurama, and Hiei: *all sweatdrop*...
Rei: YAAAH! *brandishes knives* I'll cut us up good!
Kelsey: DIE! *whacks Mime* YOU EVIL...WRONG...THING!
Mime: *mimes pain*
Kia: *now slowly inching away*
Mime: *mimes grabbing Kia's legs*
Kelsey: DIE!
Kia: *stumbles and falls* HEY!
Rei: KNIFE-ES! *dances around, tossing knives up in the air and catching them*
Mime: *mimes picking up flamethrower*
Kia: o.o
Kelsey: ...O.O
Suzuki: *to Hiei* Hey, midget, wanna place a bet?
Rei: KNIFE-ES!
Hiei: ...I'm guessing the Mime.
Rei: *throws knife at wall*
Jin: Take cover! *dives under table*
Kelsey: Kuso!
Mime: *mimes throwing flames at Rei*
Kia: *grabs oar and starts beating Mime over the head with it*
Rei: Yaaaah! *throws knives up in air, neglecting to catch as she tries to dive into the sink*
Kurama: *joins Jin under the table*
Kelsey: ...damndamndamndamndamn...*grabs cookie sheet as a hard hat*....REI, STOP THE KNIFE-ES...I mean..THE KNIVES!
Kia: Stop everything!!
Rei: *glub glub glub*
Suzuki's House: Don't start me on fire!
Mime: *mimes throwing flames at the hiding-table*
Rei: ...*put out*...aaaah...Knife-es?
Kurama and Jin: o.o Shimatta!!
Kia: o.o That wasn't very nice, Mime.
Kelsey: ...eep...*backs away*...Kia, take the cookie sheet...
Kia: Me?
Mime: *mimes aiming flamethrower at the ceiling*
Kelsey: I can't do anything with it!
Suzuki's House: Don't you dare, Mime.
Kia: Good point. *takes the cookie sheet* Okay, Mime, your end is nigh.
Mime: *mimes throwing flames at ceiling*
Kelsey: ...crap.
Suzuki: My HOUSE!!
Rei: *grabs knives* KNIFE-ES!
Mime: *mimes maniacal laughter*
Kia:...*whaps Mime with the cookie sheet* Oi, Baka, YAMATTE!!!
Mime: *mimes pain in head*
Kia: I mean it!! *continues whapping*
Suzuki's House: It buuuuurns! IT BUUUUURNS! DAMN YOU ALL TO CRAP BOOGER HELL! YOU'RE KILLING MEEEE...*death gurgle*
Mime: *mimes curling up in fetal position*
Suzuki: My precious!! *bursts into tears*
Kelsey: ...dude...the house is on fire. *stares*
Kia:...I hate Mimes. x.x
Rei: ...uh oh...*grabs knives* Pin the knife on the Mime!
Kurama: Put out the fire!!
Kelsey: Damn...*stares*...it's gonna collapse...
Mime: *mimes covering head with hands*
Rei: *throws knife*
Kia: *sweatdrops* I REALLY hate mimes.
Knife: *misses*...*hits wall*...
Rei: Shimatta.
Kelsey: ...hey, should we get out? It is kind of pretty, though...
Kia: We're so screwed...
Mime: *mimes shaking*
Suzuki: *grabbing fire extinguisher and spraying fire*
Rei: YOUR TIME IS NIGH, MIME-THING! *tosses knives over her shoulder carelessly, brandishing Axe*
Kia: *ducks* Rei, watch your aim!!
Kelsey: ...hey, look! I can see the sky...*points up*...poetic, kind of.
Mime: *mimes crying*
Rei: ...awww...isn't he cute?
Kia: ...No. I'm still pissed.
Rei: ...I can't do it.
Mime: *mimes sighing in relief*
Kelsey: ...poor House.
Kia: Then I WILL! *glaring at Mime*
Suzuki: My house...*sniffles*
Kelsey: *sits down* I bet I can get him from here...*picks up knife*...wanna bet, Shishi?
Rei: ...*materializes extinguisher*...here!
Shishi: No, I have every bit of faith in you.
Kia: If you mention love again, I'm going to hurt you. -.-
Kelsey: He said faith, not love. *aims* Move, Kia...or not, your choice...*squints eyes*...damnit, can't you get him to stand?!
Rei: Nooo...you can't kill him!
Kia: Me? I doubt it.
Shishi: Love is a beautiful thing...
Mime: *mimes clutching at Kia's feet*
Kia: *glares at Shishi, then down at the Mime* Hey, let go!
House: You missed a little, Suzuki.
Mime: *mimes pleading*
Rei: *raises Axe* You kill him, I kill you, ningen.
Suzuki: Sorry. *goes after the rest*
House: Aaaaah...
Kia: See, why can't he like YOU?
Kelsey: ...*inches away*
Rei: Because I brought him in. He can't love the one that brought him to the house.
Kia: Then get him OUT!
Mime: *mimes sobbing, wiping mimed tears on Kia's feet*
Kelsey: ...you all have problems.
Rei: ...no, I like him here.
Kia: Thanks a lot. -.-
Kelsey: ...meh. *tosses knife to floor*...killing mimes seems...boring, all of a sudden.
Kia: He's not staying here. I absolutely refuse to let him stay.
Rei: ...good. *picks up Mime* You're safe.
Jin: I dunno, Kia, you two would make a cute pair.
Kia: ...Jin, one more word, I swear...
Rei: *drags Mime to Kia* Whaddaya think? Cute...but not like Jin. *winks at Jin* I haven't forgotten, Saiai.
Jin: *sweatdrops*
Mime: *tugs on Kia's arm*
Kia: *sticking tongue out at Jin* Think about...*blinks at Mime* What?
Kelsey: ...wow. *walks over to Suzuki* is House gonna be okay?
Suzuki: A bit shaken, but he'll recover.
Mime: *mimes giving rose to Kia*
Kelsey: That's good.
House: Yeah..
Kia: *sweatdrops* Can't you like someone else?
Rei: The Mime has chosen...they pair up for life, you know.
Kia: They WHAT?!
Rei: Yes, the Mime is a very rare and almost extinct breed. You should consider yourself lucky, Kia.
Jin: *now quietly laughing*
Kia: But...I don't...I...I don't want to like a Mime!!
Rei: Well, it's too late now...
Mime: *mimes smiling at Kia*
Kia: x.x My oar says otherwise. *holds it up defensively*
Mime: *mimes taking away oar*
Rei: They've got powers....scary powers...
Kia: o.o Hey, give it back!!
Mime: *mimes hugging Kia*
Rei: *claps hands* He's so happy!
Kia: Kelsey, help meeee....
Kelsey: Huh? Oh, the Mime.
House: Aww...
Kia: YES, the Mime.
Kelsey: ...well, he seems to really like you...you shouldn't mess with love, dude...
Kia: You can't be serious...
Rei: She's spaced out. *gives Mime to Kia* He's all yours!
Kia: *horrified* But I don't WANT him!
Rei: *waves hand in front of Kelsey*
Mime: *mimes snuggling into Kia*
Kelsey: *blinks*
Rei: *flicks Kelsey's nose*
Kelsey: *flinches*
Rei: *waves Axe at Kelsey*
Kelsey: Gaaah! *giant step backwards*
Mime: *mimes patting Kia on the head*
Kia: ...*still glaring darkly*
Rei: She'll be just fine. Just don't let her handle sharp objects for awhile.
House: I think it's nice that Kia's finally getting married.
Kia: What...*stares* I'm NOT!!
Shishi: I never let her handle sharp objects. x.x
Jin: Awwww, Kia's getting married. *grins*
Rei: Oh sure you are! I've got the wedding CEO still on the line, he's ordering special bridesmaids' dresses! *holds up picture of a mimish dress*
Kia: o.o *runs like hell* Never!!!!
Mime: *mimes still being carried by Kia*
Kelsey: Heh. Heh. Heh.
Kia: *drops Mime*
Rei: HEY! *chases*
Mime: *mimes rubbing his butt*
Kia: Get away!! *runs faster*
House: You can't hide from me! *closes next door*
Kia: Oh my God, even Suzuki's house is against me...
Kelsey: Heh.
Rei: GET BACK HERE AND MARRY THE PSYCHOTIC PYROMANIAC MIME!
Mime: *mimes having hurt feelings*
Rei: Sorry, Mime.
Kia: I don't WANNA!!!
Suzuki's House: *slides carpet backwards*
Rei: It'll be fun!
Kia: *slips, trying to keep her balance and run forward* Damn you, House!!
Jin, Kurama, and Hiei: *look amused*
House: Mwahaha!
Kelsey: Hehehe...*looks slightly insane*
Mime: *clutches at Kia's feet*
Kia: *falls* Let GO!!
Mime: *mimes sobbing*
Rei: *runs after Kia* Why don't you love him? He feels bad now! *stomps foot*
Kelsey: ...
Kia: *kicks at Mime* He can love someone else!
Jin: Love doesn't work like that.
Shishi: She wouldn't know. *sniffs*
Mime: *mimes falling down stairs*
Rei: MIME! *runs after Mime*
Kelsey: Heheheheh...
Kia: *runs behind Jin* House, I swear, if you don't open a door this minute, I'll burn you down.
House: ....uh...*squirms*
Mime: *mimes peering up at Kia*
Rei: *picks up Mime, carrying him back up* That was very mean, Kia.
Kia:...Get it away...
Kelsey: ...why does she have to marry it, again?
House: ...*opens closet door* Please don't hurt me!
Kia: Thank you!! *runs inside closet*
Rei: ...because he's lonely...hey!
Jin: Call it revenge...?
Rei: *gives Mime to Kurama* He's YOURS now.
Mime: *blinks up at Kurama*
Kurama: *blinks back* Uh...
Kelsey: *knocks on closet door*
Mime: *snuggles*
Kia: Who is it?
Kurama: *sweatdrops*
Kelsey: The closet inspector. Open up.
Kia: Riiight.
Kelsey: It's ME, smart one.
Rei: ...do you have any ham? Mime likes ham. *rifling through refridgerator*...geez, this is so much more boring than my fridge...
Kia: You never know. *opens the door*
Kelsey: *gets in closet*
Kia:...Why are YOU hiding in the closet?
Mime: *mimes hugging Kurama*
Kelsey: ...I don't really know. Any thoughts?
Kurama: *shooting helpless glance at anyone* Help...
Rei: Oh, so he IS gay. Oh good...I was WORRIED for awhile...
Kia: Maybe if we can't kill the Mime, we can...send it away? FAR away?
Kurama: ...
Kelsey: ...you mean like we did with the pigeons in the chimney?
Kia: Okay, that was an accident.
Kelsey: Riiight. So how is hiding in a closet fixing anythign?
Kia: It keeps me from Mr. Mime...
Rei: *gives ham to Kurama* Here you go. You'll need to mash it up before feeding him, though.
Kurama:...Can't he feed himself?
Kelsey: ...oh, right. ...so what do we do, send the sneakers out to attack?
Rei: ...apparently not.
Kia: The sneakers! I forgot about them...
Kurama: YOU feed him.
Rei: He chose YOU.
Mime: *mimes reaching for ham*
Kelsey: How could you forget? *whisper* Don't let them hear that.
Kia: Okay...
Sneakers: Hiisss...
Kurama: *stuffs ham into Mime's mouth*
Kelsey: So...how do we get them to...uh...perform Operation Pidgeons with the Mime?
Mime: *mimes eating*
Rei: Awww...
Kia: Negotiate, maybe?
Sneakers: Hissss....
Kia: Wait. They hate impersonations. So maybe if the Mime tries to mime being a sneaker...
Kelsey: ...how do we get him to...ah! *grabs two sneakers*
Kia: *blinks*
Sneakers: *hiss louder*
Kelsey: *opens closet door and chucks sneakers at Mime*
Kia: o.o
Mime: *mimes falling*
Sneakers: HISSSSS!!!
Mime: *mimes hissing*
Sneakers: *start whapping Mime*
Mime: *mimes whapping sneakers*
Sneakers: *whap harder*
Kelsey: Uh...is there any part to this plan that involves actually getting him OUT?
Kia:...Uh...Oops. I guess maybe my oar...
Rei: *watches sneakers whap Mime*
Kelsey: ...yeah? How did that help before?
Mime: *mimes trying to run*
Kia: It flies...so maybe if I ask Botan to fly him somewhere...
Kelsey: ...okay!
Sneakers: *pursue Mime*
Kia: ...Botan?
Botan: *appears on her oar* Kia-chan! What's up?
Rei: ...wow.
Kia: Mime. We need him...err...to...be taken somewhere...
Kelsey: GET THE MIME! *cheering on sneakers*
Botan: Taken where?
Sneakers: *blush*
Kelsey: *waves little flags with sneakers on them* GOOO SNEAKERS!
Mime: *mimes hiding under burnt hiding table*
Kelsey: *dances*
Kia: Umm...Kelsey, where should the Mime go?
Sneakers: *beat up on Mime*
Rei: Hey, a dance! *dances*
Mime: *mimes screaming in agony*
Kurama: *covers ears*
Kelsey: Heel, sole, lace, tongue! Our sneakers will be number one!
Mime: *mimes trying feebly to bat sneakers away*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Sneakers: *continue assault*
Botan: Okay! Bora Bora, then...*grabs Mime*
Kelsey: You're the best, sneakers! Yaaaay! *cheers*
Sneakers: *blush* Hiss...
Mime: *mimes trying to escape Botan*
Rei: *waves* Bye, Mime!
Botan: *holds on tightly, hopping on oar and disappearing with Mime*
Rei: *sniff*
Kia: Whew...another marriage attempt thwarted.
Kelsey: *hugs sneakers*
Sneakers: *purr*
Shishi: Hey....
Kia: I think I may just become a nun. They don't have to get married. *inches towards front door*
Rei: Aww, Shishi. *hugs Shishi*
Shishi: I'd prefer Kelsey...x.x
Kelsey: *still hugging sneakers* Don't even think about it, Kia.
Kia: Why not?
Kelsey: You live HERE....plus, I can set the Sneakers of Doom on you now.
Kia: I'm in danger of getting married!!!! It's not safe here!
Sneakers: Hisss?
Kelsey: *pats* There there...she's not going anywhere.
Kia: x.x I want freeeeedom. *starts for door and collides with Jin*
Jin: Hey, can't escape.
Rei: *picks up Shishi*
Shishi: Put me DOWN!
Rei: *hugs* Why?
Shishi: I'm married!
Kelsey: ...that's RIGHT, Rei. *death glint in eye*
Rei: But he's too cute for you! *sticks out tongue* There, I said it.
Kia and Jin: o.o *stare at Rei*
Kia: ...Uh-oh.
Kelsey: *sets sneakers down* ...what...did you...say?!
Rei: *sticks nose in air* You heard me.
Kia: *looks at Jin* Take cover.
Jin: Right.
Kelsey: Get out.
Rei: Fine. *walks towards door, still carrying Shishi*
Shishi: HEY!
Kelsey: HEY!
Rei: Yeees?
Kelsey: Unhand my...er...Shishi. *blush*
Kia: If this wasn't a life-death situation, I'd say "Awwwww".
Rei: *clutches Shishi* No!
Kelsey: Sneakers?
Sneakers: Hissss...
Kelsey: Get. Rei. NOW! *leaps at Rei*
Sneakers: Hissss! *go after Rei*
Kelsey: *grabs Shishi*
Rei: ACK! *falls*
Shishi: o.o
Kelsey: RUN! *runs*
Rei: *cough*...heeelp...*drags herself out the door*
Shishi: *runs*
Kia and Jin: *huddle under table*
Kelsey: ...wow. Are they all gone?
Kia: You tell me. x.x
House: ...I don't see any...just you guys.
Kia: That's good....
Kelsey: ...Kia? Jin? ...you guys can come out now. Unless you're...*cough*...busy?
Kia and Jin: *turn red and glare at Kelsey*
Kelsey: ...I take the fact that you're still under the table to mean that you are.
Kia: *starts to rise and whacks her head on the table* OUCH! No, we're not!!
Kelsey: Fine, then. *pats Shishi* ...you must be traumatized. o.O
Shishi: I am. x.x
Jin: *snorts, crawling out from under the table*
Kelsey: Remind me why we let Rei in the house, Kia?
Kia: Did we? I thought she just walked in.
House: She came in through the bathroom window...
Kia: ...I thought it was supposed to be locked.
Kelsey: ...it's not my job.
Kia: HOUSE...
House: *meekly* ...yes?
Kia:...It was supposed to be locked!!
House: ...sorry?
Kia:...
Kelsey: This is all YOUR fault, House!
House: ..*whimper*..
Kia: Shame on you!
House: Suzukiiiii...
Suzuki: Eh?
House: Heeeelp...
Suzuki: No can do.
Kelsey: *sigh*
Kia: Well, at least I'm safe from marriage. And no more matchmaking Rei!
Kelsey: Yup. ...but why don't you wanna get married? It's fun.
Kia: You're kidding.
Kelsey: *grin* Not at all!
Kia: There's no way I'm getting married.
Kelsey: Your loss, dude.
Kia: I doubt it.
Kelsey: *hugs Shishi* Trust me.
Shishi: She won't believe you. You'd have better results if you gave her a love potion.
Suzuki: Hey, I have those....and everything else....
Kelsey: Really? *interested* I never knew THAT..
House: Suzuki! *shocked*
Suzuki: What?
House: ...nevermind.
Kelsey: *blink* What's wrong with getting married? I'm serious!
Kia: *blinks* I just don't want to. It feels like I'd be trapped.
Kelsey: It doesn't.
Kia: Maybe not for you.
House: I'm married!
Kelsey: ...whaaa?
Kia: o.o You ARE?
House: ...yes.
Kia: To who?
House: The garage.
Kelsey: ...dude....I'm glad I'm not married to a building.
Kia: I'm glad I'm not married at all.
Kelsey: Oh shut up, loveless one.
Kia: ...You shut up. *sticks out tongue*
Suzuki: I'll go find that potion...
Kelsey: Nyah! *sticks out tongue* Love is on my side!
Kia: You can have it!
Kelsey: I already do! I'm trying to share!
Kia: Really, now.
Kelsey: *sticks out tongue* Yes. Since you obviously love Jin, I thought I was helping!
Kia: I...I WHAT?!
Jin: She WHAAAT?
Kelsey: Ah, the joy. *grins*
Kia: Mime?
Kelsey: Miiiime! +.+
Kia: Miiiime?
Mime: *mimes*
Kia: o.o
Kelsey: o.o Make it stooop...
Mime: *mimes*
Kia: ...*smacks Mime with a cookie sheet*
Mime: *mimes falling*
Kelsey: ...it's creepy.
Mime: *mimes falling a long way*
Kelsey: ...*edges slowly away*
Kia: ...Oh, for...*trips the mime and sits on him*
Mime: *is being sat on*
Kelsey: Mwaha.
Kia: *sweatdrops* What's a mime doing here, anyway?
Rei: *appears, dressed in mime attire*...HEY! Why are you sitting on Mime?!
Mime: *mimes shouting for help*
Kelsey: Oh dear gods, no...
Kia: o.o Rei, friend of yours?
Rei: *brandishes Axe* YES!
Mime: *mimes squishing a bug*
Kelsey: ...this is disturbing. Poor Suzuki's House...
Suzuki's House: Damn straight, poor me!
Kia: x.x Forget the house, I don't want to deal with Mimes.
Suzuki's House: You'd change your tone if you had crazy people jumping around inside YOU!
Kelsey: x.x...yes...well...
Rei: Get. Off. My. Mime.
Kia: I'm sorry, House. I pity you. *blinks at mime* but if I do that, he'll mime again!
Mime: *mimes Kia blinking*
Kia: x.x *slaps Mime*
Mime: *mimes slapping someone*
Rei: GET OFF MY MIME!! *leaps at Kia*
Kia: o.o Umm...? *ducks*
Kelsey: ...Rei! *leaps after Rei*
Mime: *rolls out from under Kia, mimes leaping after Kelsey*
Rei: Ooof...*lands*
Kelsey: Ack...*lands on Rei*
Rei: ...please do not do that to Mime.
Kia: ...*stares*
Kelsey: *jumps up* That thing...is...unnatural!
Kia: I say we kill it. -.-
Kelsey: I second the motion.
Mime: *mimes an invisible wall, sticks out tongue*
Kia: ...Like now.
Rei: Don't.
Kelsey: ...like hell! *runs at Mime*
Kia: Sorry, Rei, but that thing's bothering me...*runs after Kelsey*
Kelsey: ...*thunk*...what the...?!
Mime: *mimes laughing*
Rei: I told you not to!
Kia: *stops before she hits* ...Tell me...it didn't...
Kelsey: *peels off invisible wall onto floor* ...owieeeee...
Rei: Don't mess with Mime.
Mime: *grins, mimes tipping a hat to Kelsey*
Kia:...*glares at Mime* Okay, that does it. You're going down.
Mime: *mimes another invisible wall*
Rei: He's gonna box you iiiiin...*dances around with Axe* Let's go, Axe my boy!
Kia: *sighs, before forming an oar* Ha! Botan taught me this...*hops on the floating oar and flies at Mime*
Mime: *mimes getting in a car*
Suzuki's House: DO NOT DRIVE IN ME!
Mime: *mimes giving the finger to House*
Kia: Grr...*tackles Mime* Be nice to the House, Baka!!
Kelsey: ...you need to teach him manners, Rei...
Rei: Nah, it's more fun this way.
Mime: *mimes driving down stairs, miming laughing like a maniac*
Kelsey: HEY! ...*looks around*...OAR! *grabs Kia's oar* Hi-ho silver, awaaaaaay!
Kia: *now hanging onto Mime for dear life* Kuso!!
Oar: *unresponsive*
Kelsey: *still straddling oar* Damnit.
Rei: Hehehe...*swings Axe*
Kelsey: CRAZY LADY! *jumps away*
Kia: Uh...Kelsey...I need to teach you how to make one...
Mime: *drives into basement, miming running over several people*
Kelsey: *throws oar at Rei* Shit.
Rei: *swings Axe* Hoooyah! *slices oar in two*
Suzuki's House: ...hey, that tickles!
Kia: *still hanging on* I hate crazy drivers....
Kelsey: KIA, LET GO! ...damn. *runs down stairs* Don't get Suzuki this time!
Rei: ...ah....
Kia:...Where's my oar?
Kelsey: ...what oar?
Mime: *mimes stopping the car*
Kia: My oar. The thing that I was flying on. *blinks as Mime stops*
Kelsey: ..I don't remember any oar...*dives into basement*...where are you?! It's dark in here!
Mime: *mimes turning on a light*
Kelsey: ...nothing.
Kia:...*blinks* Oar! Oar!! That's weird...
Rei: *skips towards Suzuki's workshop* La de da de daaaa...
Kelsey: ...there's no oar, Kia! NO OAR! Are you hallucinating?
Kia: *holds up hand and broken oar appears*...
Kelsey: ....what are you doing? Are you MIMING, Kia?!
Mime: *mimes indignancy*
Kia: ...My OAR!!! What the hell HAPPENED?!
Kelsey: WHAT OAR?!
Mime: *mimes pushing Kia out of car*
Kia: MY oar! *lets go, but then chucks oar at Mime*
Rei: *knocks on door* Oh Suzuuuuuki....
Kelsey: I don't see an oar!
Suzuki: What??
Mime: *drives up stairs, mimes locking basement door behind him*
Rei: Hellooooo...
Suzuki: x.x What do you want?
Kia: *runs toward the door, tugs on it, then freezes* That...BASTARD!!
Kelsey: ...yes...bastard...mehehe...let's kill him.
Rei: Hi, Suzuuuuuki! *glomps*
Kia: Once we get out of here?
Suzuki: Ack!! *almost falls over* Uh...hi.
Kelsey: ...oh. The basement...thing. SHIMATTA! *pounds on door*
Mime: *mimes driving towards Rei*
Rei: Oh, you'll never guess! *glomps again*
Kia: ...We're stuck!!
Kelsey: No shit, Sherlock!
Suzuki: Probably not. -.-
Mime: *mimes laughing evilly*
Kia: Tsk, tsk. Language.
Rei: Ack! Mime, NO! *jumps out of way* YOU DO NOT RUN ME OVER!
Kelsey: ...sorry?
Suzuki: *sweatdrops* What the hell?
Kia: *sighs and forms a new oar, beating at the door with it*
Rei: It's Mime! *glomps Suzuki* And he ran the girls over.
Mime: *mimes swinging a butcher knife*
Suzuki: He WHAT?!
Kelsey: ...that stupid mime.
Rei: ...did I say that? I meant..um...MIME, ME LADDIE! TO CANADA! *hides behind Mime*
Mime: ...*mimes blinking, raises butcher knife*
Rei: Kuso.
Kia: ...*breaks down the door*
Suzuki: o.o
Rei: ...he's gonna kill us aaaaall...it's just you and me, Suzuki! We have to repopulate the house! *hides behind Suzuki* He's already got them with his Car of Mimish Doom!
Kelsey: ...dude. Teach me the oar-thing sometime. o.o
Suzuki: ...Repopulate...? *backs away*
Kia: Will do. It's not that hard. ^^
Mime: *mimes driving over people, laughing*
Rei: It was awful...*sob*
Suzuki: ...You have the weirdest friends, Rei...
Kelsey: Oh? ...how about a giant Moose of DOOM, can that be done with the oar-thing?
Rei: He WAS my friend...we must avenge the girls!
Kia: Probably?
Suzuki: I'm not very good at avenging.
Mime: *mimes waving knife, runs at Suzuki*
Rei: KUSO!
Suzuki: *runs like hell*
Rei: COWARD!
Mime: *mimes chasing*
Kelsey: ...are we going to get OUT of the basement at all? The door IS opened...
Suzuki: Damn straight!!
Kia: ...Oh, yeah. *walks out of the basement, hopping on her oar*
Kelsey: ...Hey! *hangs onto oar*
Rei: ...*chases Mime* YOU TWO GET BACK HERE AND AVENGE LIKE PERFECTLY SANE CITIZENS!
Kia: *blinks* Oh. Oops.
Suzuki: YOU avenge!!!!
Kelsey: That's okay, I'll just hang on, dangling.
Rei: YOU'RE the man here!
Mime: *mimes leaping on Suzuki*
Suzuki: *falls* Kuso!!
Kia: There's room, you know...
Jin, Shishiwakamaru, Kurama, and Hiei: *watching Mime antics with raised eyebrows*
Kelsey: Nah, this is nice.
Rei: *leaps on Mime*
Mime: *mimes dropping knife*
Kia: Hang on, then. This baby can get up to 70 mph in five seconds.
Rei: Ahah! *grabs mimish knife*
Kelsey: ...o.o...sure.
Mime: *mimes horror*
Rei: *evil laugh*...Kniiiiife...
Suzuki: o.o Uh...
Rei: Knife. Knife knife knife...
Hiei: ...Hn.
Kelsey: ...*dangling* ...are we going?
Kia: *nudges oar and it speeds off*
Rei: Mwahahahahaha...KNIFE! *brandishes knife at the air*
Mime: *mimes picking up another knife*
Shishi: ...She's gone insane.
Kelsey: Gaaah...*trails behind oar* This is a ruuuuuuuush!
Kia: I warned you!! *swerves sharply and collides with Mime*
Kelsey: Woooooooot! *goes flying*
Mime: *mimes dropping knife*
Shishi: *catches Kelsey*
Suzuki: Oh, look, you're not dead...
Rei: *grabs second mimish knife* Kniiiiife! Hooyah! KNIFE-ES!
Kia: *sitting on Mime*...Die, you bastard...
Rei: It's a Mime sandwich, and we're bread! Let's cut it up!
Kelsey: ...*blinks*...how the hell did you get all the way over here?
Shishi: *smiles* Love works miracles.
Kia: ...That was REALLY corny, Shishi...
Shishi: Oh, shut up, loveless girl.
Kelsey: *evil laugh*
Rei: KNIFE-ES! *raises knives* Cut it up!
Jin: ...I'm so confused.
Kurama: So am I.
Mime: *mimes picking up a rose*
Kia: *blinks*
Rei: I'LL CUT US TO SMIDGENS, MIME!
Mime: *mimes giving rose to Kia*
Kelsey: *cough*gay*cough*
Kia: *sweatdrops* Ah...
Jin: Bad luck with gay guys, eh, Kia?
Kia: Shut up, you. -.-
Rei: DIE! *brandishes knives at Kia* KNIFE-ES!
Kelsey: REI!
Rei: WHAAAAT?!
Kelsey: Wrong person.
Mime: *mimes blowing a kiss to Kia*
Kia: *sweatdrops, shooting Kelsey a desperate stare* Help me...
Rei: Oh...*turns to Mime* Mime?
Mime: *bats eyelashes at Kia*
Kelsey: ...please put me down, Shishi. I have to kill some people.
Kia: ...*backs away from Mime*
Shishi: Try not to get killed...*sets her down*
Kelsey: YAAAAAAAAH! *dives at Mime* YOU DIE NOW!
Mime: *mimes shriek, backing behind Kia*
Rei: Be nice to Mime!
Kia: ...Don't use me as a shield!!
Kelsey: ...but you wanted to kill him!
Rei: Oh...that's right! KNIFE-ES! CUT 'EM UP, CUT 'EM UP GOOD!
Mime: *mimes hugging Kia*
Kia: ...*backfists Mime*
Kelsey: UNHAND THE KIA! *leaps at Mime*
Mime: *mimes falling*
Jin, Kurama, and Hiei: *all sweatdrop*...
Rei: YAAAH! *brandishes knives* I'll cut us up good!
Kelsey: DIE! *whacks Mime* YOU EVIL...WRONG...THING!
Mime: *mimes pain*
Kia: *now slowly inching away*
Mime: *mimes grabbing Kia's legs*
Kelsey: DIE!
Kia: *stumbles and falls* HEY!
Rei: KNIFE-ES! *dances around, tossing knives up in the air and catching them*
Mime: *mimes picking up flamethrower*
Kia: o.o
Kelsey: ...O.O
Suzuki: *to Hiei* Hey, midget, wanna place a bet?
Rei: KNIFE-ES!
Hiei: ...I'm guessing the Mime.
Rei: *throws knife at wall*
Jin: Take cover! *dives under table*
Kelsey: Kuso!
Mime: *mimes throwing flames at Rei*
Kia: *grabs oar and starts beating Mime over the head with it*
Rei: Yaaaah! *throws knives up in air, neglecting to catch as she tries to dive into the sink*
Kurama: *joins Jin under the table*
Kelsey: ...damndamndamndamndamn...*grabs cookie sheet as a hard hat*....REI, STOP THE KNIFE-ES...I mean..THE KNIVES!
Kia: Stop everything!!
Rei: *glub glub glub*
Suzuki's House: Don't start me on fire!
Mime: *mimes throwing flames at the hiding-table*
Rei: ...*put out*...aaaah...Knife-es?
Kurama and Jin: o.o Shimatta!!
Kia: o.o That wasn't very nice, Mime.
Kelsey: ...eep...*backs away*...Kia, take the cookie sheet...
Kia: Me?
Mime: *mimes aiming flamethrower at the ceiling*
Kelsey: I can't do anything with it!
Suzuki's House: Don't you dare, Mime.
Kia: Good point. *takes the cookie sheet* Okay, Mime, your end is nigh.
Mime: *mimes throwing flames at ceiling*
Kelsey: ...crap.
Suzuki: My HOUSE!!
Rei: *grabs knives* KNIFE-ES!
Mime: *mimes maniacal laughter*
Kia:...*whaps Mime with the cookie sheet* Oi, Baka, YAMATTE!!!
Mime: *mimes pain in head*
Kia: I mean it!! *continues whapping*
Suzuki's House: It buuuuurns! IT BUUUUURNS! DAMN YOU ALL TO CRAP BOOGER HELL! YOU'RE KILLING MEEEE...*death gurgle*
Mime: *mimes curling up in fetal position*
Suzuki: My precious!! *bursts into tears*
Kelsey: ...dude...the house is on fire. *stares*
Kia:...I hate Mimes. x.x
Rei: ...uh oh...*grabs knives* Pin the knife on the Mime!
Kurama: Put out the fire!!
Kelsey: Damn...*stares*...it's gonna collapse...
Mime: *mimes covering head with hands*
Rei: *throws knife*
Kia: *sweatdrops* I REALLY hate mimes.
Knife: *misses*...*hits wall*...
Rei: Shimatta.
Kelsey: ...hey, should we get out? It is kind of pretty, though...
Kia: We're so screwed...
Mime: *mimes shaking*
Suzuki: *grabbing fire extinguisher and spraying fire*
Rei: YOUR TIME IS NIGH, MIME-THING! *tosses knives over her shoulder carelessly, brandishing Axe*
Kia: *ducks* Rei, watch your aim!!
Kelsey: ...hey, look! I can see the sky...*points up*...poetic, kind of.
Mime: *mimes crying*
Rei: ...awww...isn't he cute?
Kia: ...No. I'm still pissed.
Rei: ...I can't do it.
Mime: *mimes sighing in relief*
Kelsey: ...poor House.
Kia: Then I WILL! *glaring at Mime*
Suzuki: My house...*sniffles*
Kelsey: *sits down* I bet I can get him from here...*picks up knife*...wanna bet, Shishi?
Rei: ...*materializes extinguisher*...here!
Shishi: No, I have every bit of faith in you.
Kia: If you mention love again, I'm going to hurt you. -.-
Kelsey: He said faith, not love. *aims* Move, Kia...or not, your choice...*squints eyes*...damnit, can't you get him to stand?!
Rei: Nooo...you can't kill him!
Kia: Me? I doubt it.
Shishi: Love is a beautiful thing...
Mime: *mimes clutching at Kia's feet*
Kia: *glares at Shishi, then down at the Mime* Hey, let go!
House: You missed a little, Suzuki.
Mime: *mimes pleading*
Rei: *raises Axe* You kill him, I kill you, ningen.
Suzuki: Sorry. *goes after the rest*
House: Aaaaah...
Kia: See, why can't he like YOU?
Kelsey: ...*inches away*
Rei: Because I brought him in. He can't love the one that brought him to the house.
Kia: Then get him OUT!
Mime: *mimes sobbing, wiping mimed tears on Kia's feet*
Kelsey: ...you all have problems.
Rei: ...no, I like him here.
Kia: Thanks a lot. -.-
Kelsey: ...meh. *tosses knife to floor*...killing mimes seems...boring, all of a sudden.
Kia: He's not staying here. I absolutely refuse to let him stay.
Rei: ...good. *picks up Mime* You're safe.
Jin: I dunno, Kia, you two would make a cute pair.
Kia: ...Jin, one more word, I swear...
Rei: *drags Mime to Kia* Whaddaya think? Cute...but not like Jin. *winks at Jin* I haven't forgotten, Saiai.
Jin: *sweatdrops*
Mime: *tugs on Kia's arm*
Kia: *sticking tongue out at Jin* Think about...*blinks at Mime* What?
Kelsey: ...wow. *walks over to Suzuki* is House gonna be okay?
Suzuki: A bit shaken, but he'll recover.
Mime: *mimes giving rose to Kia*
Kelsey: That's good.
House: Yeah..
Kia: *sweatdrops* Can't you like someone else?
Rei: The Mime has chosen...they pair up for life, you know.
Kia: They WHAT?!
Rei: Yes, the Mime is a very rare and almost extinct breed. You should consider yourself lucky, Kia.
Jin: *now quietly laughing*
Kia: But...I don't...I...I don't want to like a Mime!!
Rei: Well, it's too late now...
Mime: *mimes smiling at Kia*
Kia: x.x My oar says otherwise. *holds it up defensively*
Mime: *mimes taking away oar*
Rei: They've got powers....scary powers...
Kia: o.o Hey, give it back!!
Mime: *mimes hugging Kia*
Rei: *claps hands* He's so happy!
Kia: Kelsey, help meeee....
Kelsey: Huh? Oh, the Mime.
House: Aww...
Kia: YES, the Mime.
Kelsey: ...well, he seems to really like you...you shouldn't mess with love, dude...
Kia: You can't be serious...
Rei: She's spaced out. *gives Mime to Kia* He's all yours!
Kia: *horrified* But I don't WANT him!
Rei: *waves hand in front of Kelsey*
Mime: *mimes snuggling into Kia*
Kelsey: *blinks*
Rei: *flicks Kelsey's nose*
Kelsey: *flinches*
Rei: *waves Axe at Kelsey*
Kelsey: Gaaah! *giant step backwards*
Mime: *mimes patting Kia on the head*
Kia: ...*still glaring darkly*
Rei: She'll be just fine. Just don't let her handle sharp objects for awhile.
House: I think it's nice that Kia's finally getting married.
Kia: What...*stares* I'm NOT!!
Shishi: I never let her handle sharp objects. x.x
Jin: Awwww, Kia's getting married. *grins*
Rei: Oh sure you are! I've got the wedding CEO still on the line, he's ordering special bridesmaids' dresses! *holds up picture of a mimish dress*
Kia: o.o *runs like hell* Never!!!!
Mime: *mimes still being carried by Kia*
Kelsey: Heh. Heh. Heh.
Kia: *drops Mime*
Rei: HEY! *chases*
Mime: *mimes rubbing his butt*
Kia: Get away!! *runs faster*
House: You can't hide from me! *closes next door*
Kia: Oh my God, even Suzuki's house is against me...
Kelsey: Heh.
Rei: GET BACK HERE AND MARRY THE PSYCHOTIC PYROMANIAC MIME!
Mime: *mimes having hurt feelings*
Rei: Sorry, Mime.
Kia: I don't WANNA!!!
Suzuki's House: *slides carpet backwards*
Rei: It'll be fun!
Kia: *slips, trying to keep her balance and run forward* Damn you, House!!
Jin, Kurama, and Hiei: *look amused*
House: Mwahaha!
Kelsey: Hehehe...*looks slightly insane*
Mime: *clutches at Kia's feet*
Kia: *falls* Let GO!!
Mime: *mimes sobbing*
Rei: *runs after Kia* Why don't you love him? He feels bad now! *stomps foot*
Kelsey: ...
Kia: *kicks at Mime* He can love someone else!
Jin: Love doesn't work like that.
Shishi: She wouldn't know. *sniffs*
Mime: *mimes falling down stairs*
Rei: MIME! *runs after Mime*
Kelsey: Heheheheh...
Kia: *runs behind Jin* House, I swear, if you don't open a door this minute, I'll burn you down.
House: ....uh...*squirms*
Mime: *mimes peering up at Kia*
Rei: *picks up Mime, carrying him back up* That was very mean, Kia.
Kia:...Get it away...
Kelsey: ...why does she have to marry it, again?
House: ...*opens closet door* Please don't hurt me!
Kia: Thank you!! *runs inside closet*
Rei: ...because he's lonely...hey!
Jin: Call it revenge...?
Rei: *gives Mime to Kurama* He's YOURS now.
Mime: *blinks up at Kurama*
Kurama: *blinks back* Uh...
Kelsey: *knocks on closet door*
Mime: *snuggles*
Kia: Who is it?
Kurama: *sweatdrops*
Kelsey: The closet inspector. Open up.
Kia: Riiight.
Kelsey: It's ME, smart one.
Rei: ...do you have any ham? Mime likes ham. *rifling through refridgerator*...geez, this is so much more boring than my fridge...
Kia: You never know. *opens the door*
Kelsey: *gets in closet*
Kia:...Why are YOU hiding in the closet?
Mime: *mimes hugging Kurama*
Kelsey: ...I don't really know. Any thoughts?
Kurama: *shooting helpless glance at anyone* Help...
Rei: Oh, so he IS gay. Oh good...I was WORRIED for awhile...
Kia: Maybe if we can't kill the Mime, we can...send it away? FAR away?
Kurama: ...
Kelsey: ...you mean like we did with the pigeons in the chimney?
Kia: Okay, that was an accident.
Kelsey: Riiight. So how is hiding in a closet fixing anythign?
Kia: It keeps me from Mr. Mime...
Rei: *gives ham to Kurama* Here you go. You'll need to mash it up before feeding him, though.
Kurama:...Can't he feed himself?
Kelsey: ...oh, right. ...so what do we do, send the sneakers out to attack?
Rei: ...apparently not.
Kia: The sneakers! I forgot about them...
Kurama: YOU feed him.
Rei: He chose YOU.
Mime: *mimes reaching for ham*
Kelsey: How could you forget? *whisper* Don't let them hear that.
Kia: Okay...
Sneakers: Hiisss...
Kurama: *stuffs ham into Mime's mouth*
Kelsey: So...how do we get them to...uh...perform Operation Pidgeons with the Mime?
Mime: *mimes eating*
Rei: Awww...
Kia: Negotiate, maybe?
Sneakers: Hissss....
Kia: Wait. They hate impersonations. So maybe if the Mime tries to mime being a sneaker...
Kelsey: ...how do we get him to...ah! *grabs two sneakers*
Kia: *blinks*
Sneakers: *hiss louder*
Kelsey: *opens closet door and chucks sneakers at Mime*
Kia: o.o
Mime: *mimes falling*
Sneakers: HISSSSS!!!
Mime: *mimes hissing*
Sneakers: *start whapping Mime*
Mime: *mimes whapping sneakers*
Sneakers: *whap harder*
Kelsey: Uh...is there any part to this plan that involves actually getting him OUT?
Kia:...Uh...Oops. I guess maybe my oar...
Rei: *watches sneakers whap Mime*
Kelsey: ...yeah? How did that help before?
Mime: *mimes trying to run*
Kia: It flies...so maybe if I ask Botan to fly him somewhere...
Kelsey: ...okay!
Sneakers: *pursue Mime*
Kia: ...Botan?
Botan: *appears on her oar* Kia-chan! What's up?
Rei: ...wow.
Kia: Mime. We need him...err...to...be taken somewhere...
Kelsey: GET THE MIME! *cheering on sneakers*
Botan: Taken where?
Sneakers: *blush*
Kelsey: *waves little flags with sneakers on them* GOOO SNEAKERS!
Mime: *mimes hiding under burnt hiding table*
Kelsey: *dances*
Kia: Umm...Kelsey, where should the Mime go?
Sneakers: *beat up on Mime*
Rei: Hey, a dance! *dances*
Mime: *mimes screaming in agony*
Kurama: *covers ears*
Kelsey: Heel, sole, lace, tongue! Our sneakers will be number one!
Mime: *mimes trying feebly to bat sneakers away*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Sneakers: *continue assault*
Botan: Okay! Bora Bora, then...*grabs Mime*
Kelsey: You're the best, sneakers! Yaaaay! *cheers*
Sneakers: *blush* Hiss...
Mime: *mimes trying to escape Botan*
Rei: *waves* Bye, Mime!
Botan: *holds on tightly, hopping on oar and disappearing with Mime*
Rei: *sniff*
Kia: Whew...another marriage attempt thwarted.
Kelsey: *hugs sneakers*
Sneakers: *purr*
Shishi: Hey....
Kia: I think I may just become a nun. They don't have to get married. *inches towards front door*
Rei: Aww, Shishi. *hugs Shishi*
Shishi: I'd prefer Kelsey...x.x
Kelsey: *still hugging sneakers* Don't even think about it, Kia.
Kia: Why not?
Kelsey: You live HERE....plus, I can set the Sneakers of Doom on you now.
Kia: I'm in danger of getting married!!!! It's not safe here!
Sneakers: Hisss?
Kelsey: *pats* There there...she's not going anywhere.
Kia: x.x I want freeeeedom. *starts for door and collides with Jin*
Jin: Hey, can't escape.
Rei: *picks up Shishi*
Shishi: Put me DOWN!
Rei: *hugs* Why?
Shishi: I'm married!
Kelsey: ...that's RIGHT, Rei. *death glint in eye*
Rei: But he's too cute for you! *sticks out tongue* There, I said it.
Kia and Jin: o.o *stare at Rei*
Kia: ...Uh-oh.
Kelsey: *sets sneakers down* ...what...did you...say?!
Rei: *sticks nose in air* You heard me.
Kia: *looks at Jin* Take cover.
Jin: Right.
Kelsey: Get out.
Rei: Fine. *walks towards door, still carrying Shishi*
Shishi: HEY!
Kelsey: HEY!
Rei: Yeees?
Kelsey: Unhand my...er...Shishi. *blush*
Kia: If this wasn't a life-death situation, I'd say "Awwwww".
Rei: *clutches Shishi* No!
Kelsey: Sneakers?
Sneakers: Hissss...
Kelsey: Get. Rei. NOW! *leaps at Rei*
Sneakers: Hissss! *go after Rei*
Kelsey: *grabs Shishi*
Rei: ACK! *falls*
Shishi: o.o
Kelsey: RUN! *runs*
Rei: *cough*...heeelp...*drags herself out the door*
Shishi: *runs*
Kia and Jin: *huddle under table*
Kelsey: ...wow. Are they all gone?
Kia: You tell me. x.x
House: ...I don't see any...just you guys.
Kia: That's good....
Kelsey: ...Kia? Jin? ...you guys can come out now. Unless you're...*cough*...busy?
Kia and Jin: *turn red and glare at Kelsey*
Kelsey: ...I take the fact that you're still under the table to mean that you are.
Kia: *starts to rise and whacks her head on the table* OUCH! No, we're not!!
Kelsey: Fine, then. *pats Shishi* ...you must be traumatized. o.O
Shishi: I am. x.x
Jin: *snorts, crawling out from under the table*
Kelsey: Remind me why we let Rei in the house, Kia?
Kia: Did we? I thought she just walked in.
House: She came in through the bathroom window...
Kia: ...I thought it was supposed to be locked.
Kelsey: ...it's not my job.
Kia: HOUSE...
House: *meekly* ...yes?
Kia:...It was supposed to be locked!!
House: ...sorry?
Kia:...
Kelsey: This is all YOUR fault, House!
House: ..*whimper*..
Kia: Shame on you!
House: Suzukiiiii...
Suzuki: Eh?
House: Heeeelp...
Suzuki: No can do.
Kelsey: *sigh*
Kia: Well, at least I'm safe from marriage. And no more matchmaking Rei!
Kelsey: Yup. ...but why don't you wanna get married? It's fun.
Kia: You're kidding.
Kelsey: *grin* Not at all!
Kia: There's no way I'm getting married.
Kelsey: Your loss, dude.
Kia: I doubt it.
Kelsey: *hugs Shishi* Trust me.
Shishi: She won't believe you. You'd have better results if you gave her a love potion.
Suzuki: Hey, I have those....and everything else....
Kelsey: Really? *interested* I never knew THAT..
House: Suzuki! *shocked*
Suzuki: What?
House: ...nevermind.
Kelsey: *blink* What's wrong with getting married? I'm serious!
Kia: *blinks* I just don't want to. It feels like I'd be trapped.
Kelsey: It doesn't.
Kia: Maybe not for you.
House: I'm married!
Kelsey: ...whaaa?
Kia: o.o You ARE?
House: ...yes.
Kia: To who?
House: The garage.
Kelsey: ...dude....I'm glad I'm not married to a building.
Kia: I'm glad I'm not married at all.
Kelsey: Oh shut up, loveless one.
Kia: ...You shut up. *sticks out tongue*
Suzuki: I'll go find that potion...
Kelsey: Nyah! *sticks out tongue* Love is on my side!
Kia: You can have it!
Kelsey: I already do! I'm trying to share!
Kia: Really, now.
Kelsey: *sticks out tongue* Yes. Since you obviously love Jin, I thought I was helping!
Kia: I...I WHAT?!
Jin: She WHAAAT?
Kelsey: Ah, the joy. *grins*