Help I'm a Fish!! - part 12
"HA ha.. Bass !!" Zero snapped, as he shoved another of the gifts into a box.
"But Zerooooo, I thought Robot's didn't have any gender huh..? What..? You jealous...got no...Balls..? HA ah ha !! Here Ha ha ha ha have a pomegranate !!! " the ebony bot wheezed rolling around on the floor. "No NO !! HAH AH HAVE THREE !!!! ha ha ha hah aha hhaha !!
X sat off a little ways silently laughing to himself. For all the trouble they caused, the two insane blonde robots were a riot quarreling with each other.
"Aww what you think your missing out of a real guy's fun..? ...If a guy is what your meant to be..?" Bass sniggered.
X smirked, he heard opportunity knocking, this was a perfect chance to get Zero riled and he wasn't gonna miss a chance to have a little holiday fun.
"Come to think of it , what are you Zero?" X turned to his friend, as he finished wrapping a large gift. "I mean you sound like a guy...but you look like a girl...it's kinda freaky.." X said, barely managing to keep a straight face.
"Oh man, Wily musta been wasted when he made you. Your like some kinda girl/guy combo" Bass laughed.
Zero growled "I'm not....I am a man"
"You can't tell me Wily was thinking "guy" when he put all that hair on you" Bass snorted, pointing towards the golden tail, that hung behind Zeros head.(minus the chunk stuck in the dishwasher)
"Come to think of it Zero you're a lot thinner than us too" X calmly pointed out.
// Oh ya I'm loving this..!!//
"It's his girlie waist, Ha ha looks like Wily got half done making you a guy, then got bored and started your other half as a girl.
Zero's eye became to twitch "arrrggghgghhh!!!"
"Reeeoooowww!!!" Bass teased making clawing motions with his hands "Hey Zero, do you ever get pms
"I am not a girl !!!!!"
"OH man Wily's one sick bastard. I wonder what your main function was going to be. Maybe he wanted you half and half more fun that way!!!!
"Arrrggggghhhh!!!! I am not a girl, I am not a girl and stop making fun of my hair. Your one to talk with those stupid purple stripes down your face. What were you Wily's fucking doodling pad !!!
"How Dare you !!!! Bass seethed.
"The way I see it. Your either really bad at putting on your eyeshadow, or you trying to say I'm a whore to the world.
"You...you !!!
"Can we all say gigolo, come on let me here you say it" Zero snapped.
Bass glared "aggrhh...dumb Blonde!"
"Dumb Blonde .....hello your Blonde too!!!" Zero exclaimed. "Besides, girl, guy...what's the difference?"
"Well if you can't tell..you should get some help" X laughed.
"If he can't tell!..Just look at him....whatever he is. " Bass grinned." He probably wakes up in the morning and wonders which gender he's gonna be for the day."
"Okay that does it!!!" Zero took a step towards, his foe.
"And the name, Zero...ha ha ha ....personally, I think it suits you....Zero personality, Zero talent."
X nodded joining in
"Zero humor, Zero taste, Zero....um" he stopped when he saw, the dearth glare from his friend. "Heh heh..ah..it was just a little joke Zero...um a play on words...right?"
"A play on words huh?" Zero raised his buster "How about X marks the spot !!!..X-terminated or maybe X-icuted!!!"
X gulped and remained silent. Zero turned to Bass. "And you, your one to talk, named after a fish, eh Bass!"
"Grrr, that's Bass!"
"Uh huh sure" Zero gave a bored look.
"They should make on of those singing fish wall mounts of you!" X cried. "You know you push a button and you'd flop around and sing."
Bass, ground his teeth.
"Ha ha.take me to the river" X jumped around, singing poorly " put me in the water"
Zero watched his friend shaking his head, "Dumb , ugly ......and tone deaf..."
"Argghhhh..!!!!" Bass took a running leap, plowing X over." Nobody insults me...Nobody"
"Ow...OW...Zero..Help...get your crazy Brother off of me..!!" X said.
"X, have your heard the news?" Zero questioned.
"No" X replied.
"What news?" Bass asked.
"Get off..!" X grumbled pushing Bass off him.
Zero pretended to listen to his communicator. " This just in. A startling report has just been confirmed ...."
"Really" X asked
"Yes"
"Well what is it?" Bass snapped.
"Bass is not a bass after all..." Zero stated.
"Ha!" Bass laughed "I told you I wasn't a fish!"
Zero smirked " He's a Tuna!"
"HA Ha ha ha ha hah!!" X fell back to the floor laughing.
"Shut up !" Bass cried slapping the blue robot in the head. He turned to Zero who like wise was in fits on the Floor "Grrr this your fault.... die you cross dressing girly bot!!!!"
Zero dodged the clumsy attack easily, turning to face the black bot again.
"Bass are you the musical type?"
"No!!!"
"Figures... you can tune a piano, but you can't Tuna fish ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"
"I AM NOT A FISH!!!!!" Bass screamed pounding the wall with both fists.
Zero walked up beside him. "Maybe you're a sea mammal " he said calmly. "You know like a porpoise or dolphin...or something. I mean you got the dorsal fins on your head ha ha ha ha ha!"
Zero turned laughing, as Bass took off in pursuit after him.
"They call him Flipper, Flipper faster than lighting.. always delighting his friends of the sea!!"
"You will die...a very painful death when I catch you...arrgghh I'll strangle you with your own damn pony tail.!!!!!"
"I got it! You're a manatee!! " X shouted.
"What!" Bass screeched to a halt, turning to face the nutty little blue bot.
"You know....a sea cow" X explained.
Bass gave him a disgusted look " You are a bizarre little man"
"No really sea cows are.."
"I am not a sea cow !! Bass snarled.
"More like a walrus!!" Zero interrupted, slapping his arms together "ark ark.."
"AAARRGHHHH!!! I am not a relation to any sea creature you can think of. No whales, no dolphins and especially no damn fish!!!!............ok?"
Zero and X were silent. Then X glared hard a Bass, before a sparkle came to his eyes.
"I got it!!" he cried. Zero and Bass watched as X began to hope on one foot. He grabbed his legging and yanked it off, then pulled off his sock and shoved on to Bass's nose. "Look Zero, there not fins, there ears. Bass is an elephant !!
"It's Dumbo!!" Zero whooped.
"Aaarghhh that does it !!" Bass shouted " I'm leaving, (sob) I can only take so much abuse." With that the black bot warped out in a purple flash.
X watched him vanish. "Was it something I said ?"
"I don't know?" Zero shrugged.
"Oh well" X sighed "He'll get over it"
"I don't know about that "
"Why?"
Zero turned to his friend, a smile on his face " Come on X, an elephant never forgets "
"HA HA HA HA"
They both continued to wrap their gifts.
To be continued........