Voice in Kelsey's head: We shall....conquer England!
Kelsey: ...we shall! *hops on Nasei* TO ENGLAND!
Nasei: *giving Kelsey odd look*
Kelsey: *pokes* C'mon..
Nasei: *blinks*
Kelsey: ...c'monnn...*nudges* To England!
Nasei: *snorts*
Kia:...What are you doing?
Kelsey: ...I'm going to England! *pokes Nasei* Hi-ho silver, away!
Kia: *sweatdrops* Y'know, I think he's too dignified for you to treat him like a horse...
Nasei: *nods*
Kelsey: ...awaaaaaay...
Nasei: *growls slightly*
Kelsey: ...away. Please.
Nasei: *spreads his wings and flies up*
Kia: Have fun!
Kelsey: Yaaaaah! We shall rule England!
Kia: *turns to Meikyou, shrugging*
Kelsey: Kia, c'mon! We can do an "all your pie" retake!
Kia: o.o HOW?
Kelsey: *jumps off Nasei* I'll show you!
Kia: Okay...
Kelsey: *lands* ...ooof. Okay. We need someone to be the pie...Hiei! Hieiii...
Hiei: WHAT?
Kelsey: *holds up Pie costume*
Kelsey: ...someone needs to be Ark. ...hm. Kia?
Kia: Me?
Kelsey: Yes! ^^ You're the star, Kia!
Kia: Oh, goody...
Rei: *jumps Kelsey* I wanna be in it!
Kelsey: *falls* ...uh...you can be Kerrigan.
Rei: Yay! *jumps around*
Kelsey: ...you're still not in your Pie costume, Hiei...
Hiei: I'm not wearing it.
Kelsey: But how can Kia eat you if you're not Pie?
Hiei: I don't WANT her eating me!!
Rei: It's just pretend, midget! *hugs Hiei*
Hiei: Touch me again and you'll be missing an arm.
Kelsey: ...I'll tell her to put you down if you'll be Pie.
Hiei: ...
Rei: *huggles*
Kelsey: Please?
Hiei: Make someone else be the damn Pie.
Kelsey: ...who? You're...Pie-sized.
Hiei: I AM NOT!
Kelsey: ...you're the closest to it of anyone.
Hiei: *glares*
Rei: *blink* Who's Kerrigan?
Kelsey: She's Ark's girlfriend.
Rei: *drops Hiei to huggle Kia* ARK!
Kia: *sweatdrops* eh?
Kelsey: -.-;; Okay...Hiei, you can be the Star Wars Monkey. Shishi, YOU can be the Pie.
Rei: *hugs Kia* ARK!
Shishi: I don't want Kia to eat me!!
Kia: *sweatdrops* What about you, Kelsey?
Kelsey: I'm the director. *poses*
Kia: x.x How convenient.
Rei: *puts Kia down* So...*runs off* NAKED TIME!
Kia: O.O
Kelsey: ...x.x
Kia: Oh, God, no...
Kelsey: ...uh..*cough*...does ANYONE want to be the Pie?
Jin, Kurama, and Yusuke: *inch away*
Rinku: Me!
Kelsey: *looks down at Rinku* ...okay! *holds out Pie costume*
Rinku: ^^ Yay! *hugs Kelsey and scurries off to change*
Kelsey: NODON'TGOTHATWAY!
Rei: NAKED TIME!
Rinku: *stops*
Kelsey: ...you can..change over there. *points in opposite direction of Rei*
Rinku: *scurries off*
Kia: Does Rei have to be the girlfriend? Can't she be the duck?
Kelsey: I don't think Hiei wants Rei as a father.
Kia: I don't want her as a girlfriend. I don't swing that way.
Hiei: ...I don't even want to be in this.
Kelsey: You'll be great. *pats Hiei* Okay..uh..Shishi, you can be the duck. Jin, you can be...um...the reporter.
Kia: Can I be dead?
Rei: *runs past*
Kia: NOW?!
Kelsey: x.x..no. We need an Ark.
Kia: You can do it!
Kelsey: ...but I'm the Director!
Kia: You can be both!
Rei: *runs other way*
Kia: I don't think I'll survive this...x.x
Kelsey: ...I'm the Director!
Kia: I'm gonna dieeeee...
Kelsey: No! *grabs Kia's shoulder* Stay alive!
Rei: *returns* Okay, I'm done!
Kia: x.x
Kelsey: Good. Now, in the first scene, Ark and Kerrigan are eating breakfast...
Kia: ...I demand revenge...
Kelsey: Please. ACTION! *claps hands*
Rei: *sits down at table* I miss naked time.
Kia: Enough with that, please. *sits down as well*
Kelsey: ..no. No naked time.
Phone: *rings*
Kia: *longing glance at the phone*
Kelsey: ..Rei, get the phone.
Rei: I'm ACTING!
Kelsey: It's part of the acting...now, as you leave, place the Pie on the table and instruct Ark not to eat it.
Rei: *picks up Rinku and places him on the table* Don't eat the Pie, Kia--I mean Ark! Don't eat it! *goes offstage*
Rinku: *trying to act all pie-ish*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Kelsey: Now, Kia...you must resist temptation!
Kia: *another sweatdrop* Ha! I have no need of pie...when I have my...cereal!
Kelsey: EXCELLENT! Now...hand!
Kia: What?
Kelsey: Just keep going. Action!
Kia: *faces other way while hand slowly lifts toward pie* ARGH! NO! Bad hand! *grabs hand and sends cereal flying*
Kelsey: Cue monkey!
Hiei: *murderous glare*
Kelsey: ...sorry. Cue thought bubble!
Kia: Okay...think of something else...
Kelsey: ...thought bubble?
:
Thought bubble: *appears*
Kelsey: Thank you. Cue monkey!
Hiei: *murderous glare*
Kelsey: ...uh...cue Hiei!
Hiei: *appears*
Kelsey: Bravo! Continue
Kia: Monkey...nah...too boring...Star Wars Monkey!!
Kelsey: ...cue Star Wars Hiei!
Hiei: *now wielding a light saber*...Hn.
Kelsey: Cue Duck!
Shishi: *appears*
Kelsey: Epic fight scene! *hops*
Shishi and Hiei: *smack each other with their light sabers*
Kelsey: Woot! *dances*
Kia: *cringes*
Kelsey: Continue
Shishi and Hiei: *now getting into it*
Kelsey: ...continue, please.
Shishi and Hiei: *still at it*
Kelsey: *jumps onstage* CONTINUE!
Shishi: *coughs* Blah blah...Obi-wan!
Hiei: *blinks*
Kelsey: *sits down*
Shishi: Luke...I am your father!
Kelsey: *gasp*
Hiei: Who the hell is Luke?
Kia: YOU, baka!
Hiei: Who are you calling a baka, ARK?
Kia: YOU, DUMBASS!
Kelsey: As much as I love watching violence...we need to continue. Action!
Hiei: You're a liar!
:
Shishi: Search your feelings...you KNOW it's true!
Hiei: Hell no!
Kelsey: Exit thought bubble. Good work!
Thought Bubble: *leaves*
Kelsey: And then...
Kelsey: Resist temptation, Ark!
Kia: x.x Fighting...temptation....
Kelsey: Cue Jaws music!
Jaws music: *plays*
Kelsey: GO, KIA!
Kia: *sneaking up on Rinku pie*
Rinku: *sweatdrops*
Jaws music: *gets louder*
Kia: Heh heh heh...
Rei: *offstage* DON'T TOUCH THE PIE!
Kia: *falls over* I wasn't!!
Rei: Good.
Kelsey: Cue radio!
Kia: *turns on radio, listening to Simple and Clean*
Kelsey: *dances*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Kelsey: Cue reporter Jin!
Jin: We interrupt this song for a heart-breaking announcement! The pie factory has exploded, killing thousands of workers...but it's raining pie, so it's all good.
Kelsey: Cue mayor Kurama!
Kurama: o.o I'm the mayor?
Kelsey: ...yes, and I'm cueing you.
Kurama: Whoops. *sounds of munching* I...I...proclaim today...PIE DAY!
Kelsey: HOORAY!
Kia, Rinku, Jin, and Kurama: *all sweatdrop*
Kelsey: Resist, Kia! Resist the Pie!
Kia: It's just a coincidence...must...ignore...Pie...
Kelsey: Cue creepy music!
Creepy music: *plays*
Kelsey: Cue echoes!
Kia: o.o
Rei Echo: DON'T EAT THE PIE!
Kia echo: Self-control!
Kurama echo: *chewing*
Rei echo: DON'T EAT THE PIE!
Kia echo: SELF-CONTROL!
Kurama echo: *chewing*
Rei echo: NAKED TIME!
Kelsey: RESIST, KIA! Get 'er, Rinku!
Rinku: Greetings!
Kia: ...What? Who...huh?
Rinku: I am...the Pie.
Kia:...No you're not.
Rinku: Yes I am.
Kia: This is crazy.
Rinku: Kia...uh...ARK, I want you to do me a favor.
Kia: *warily* What is it?
Rinku: Eat me!
Kia: Hell no!
Kelsey: Now..insult her! Make her want to eat you!
Rinku: But she's too nice to insult!
Kia: Awww...
Kelsey: No she's not! She's Ark. And you're the malevolent Pie bent on being eaten.
Rinku: You're not...err...WOMAN enough to eat me! Mama's....girl!
Kia: *sweatdrops*...What?
Rinku: You heard me! WIMP!
Kia: Say that again!
Rinku: I would...but...your pea-brain is too cluttered to understand it.
Kia: Okay, that's it. YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!
Rinku: Eat me!
Kelsey: Yes! YES! YEEEES! *jumps up and down* GO FOR IT!
Kia: *dives at Rinku*
Rinku: AIIIIEEEEEE!!!
Kelsey: *jumps* YES!
*fades to black*
Kelsey: *gives can of blueberry sauce to Kia* Here. *dumps another can over her head*
Kia: *sputters* Ewww...
Kelsey: *drags Rinku offstage, leaving puddle of sauce where he was* LIGHTS ON!
*lights come on*
Kelsey: Cue Kerrigan!
Kia: *staring at sauce in disgust*
Rei: *walks in* What the hell did you do, yo?
Kia: I cannot tell a lie. I cut down the-err...I mean, I ate the pie.
Rei: Explain yourself! *materializes whip*
Kia: o.o *stares at whip* I...ah...umm...
Rei: *flicks whip* And it had better be good! You ate my pie, and I'm pissed, yo!
Kia: Good the hell for you!
Kelsey: *cough* Mentos, dude!
Kia: I need the theme!
Kelsey: Cue Mentos Theme!
Mentos Theme: *plays*
Kia: *eats mentos*
Rei: *poses*
Kia: *poses*
Kelsey: *jumps onstage* I MADE THIS!
*fades to black*
((A/N: "All Your Pie" is © LegendaryFrog at www.newgrounds.com))
Kelsey: ...we shall! *hops on Nasei* TO ENGLAND!
Nasei: *giving Kelsey odd look*
Kelsey: *pokes* C'mon..
Nasei: *blinks*
Kelsey: ...c'monnn...*nudges* To England!
Nasei: *snorts*
Kia:...What are you doing?
Kelsey: ...I'm going to England! *pokes Nasei* Hi-ho silver, away!
Kia: *sweatdrops* Y'know, I think he's too dignified for you to treat him like a horse...
Nasei: *nods*
Kelsey: ...awaaaaaay...
Nasei: *growls slightly*
Kelsey: ...away. Please.
Nasei: *spreads his wings and flies up*
Kia: Have fun!
Kelsey: Yaaaaah! We shall rule England!
Kia: *turns to Meikyou, shrugging*
Kelsey: Kia, c'mon! We can do an "all your pie" retake!
Kia: o.o HOW?
Kelsey: *jumps off Nasei* I'll show you!
Kia: Okay...
Kelsey: *lands* ...ooof. Okay. We need someone to be the pie...Hiei! Hieiii...
Hiei: WHAT?
Kelsey: *holds up Pie costume*
Kelsey: ...someone needs to be Ark. ...hm. Kia?
Kia: Me?
Kelsey: Yes! ^^ You're the star, Kia!
Kia: Oh, goody...
Rei: *jumps Kelsey* I wanna be in it!
Kelsey: *falls* ...uh...you can be Kerrigan.
Rei: Yay! *jumps around*
Kelsey: ...you're still not in your Pie costume, Hiei...
Hiei: I'm not wearing it.
Kelsey: But how can Kia eat you if you're not Pie?
Hiei: I don't WANT her eating me!!
Rei: It's just pretend, midget! *hugs Hiei*
Hiei: Touch me again and you'll be missing an arm.
Kelsey: ...I'll tell her to put you down if you'll be Pie.
Hiei: ...
Rei: *huggles*
Kelsey: Please?
Hiei: Make someone else be the damn Pie.
Kelsey: ...who? You're...Pie-sized.
Hiei: I AM NOT!
Kelsey: ...you're the closest to it of anyone.
Hiei: *glares*
Rei: *blink* Who's Kerrigan?
Kelsey: She's Ark's girlfriend.
Rei: *drops Hiei to huggle Kia* ARK!
Kia: *sweatdrops* eh?
Kelsey: -.-;; Okay...Hiei, you can be the Star Wars Monkey. Shishi, YOU can be the Pie.
Rei: *hugs Kia* ARK!
Shishi: I don't want Kia to eat me!!
Kia: *sweatdrops* What about you, Kelsey?
Kelsey: I'm the director. *poses*
Kia: x.x How convenient.
Rei: *puts Kia down* So...*runs off* NAKED TIME!
Kia: O.O
Kelsey: ...x.x
Kia: Oh, God, no...
Kelsey: ...uh..*cough*...does ANYONE want to be the Pie?
Jin, Kurama, and Yusuke: *inch away*
Rinku: Me!
Kelsey: *looks down at Rinku* ...okay! *holds out Pie costume*
Rinku: ^^ Yay! *hugs Kelsey and scurries off to change*
Kelsey: NODON'TGOTHATWAY!
Rei: NAKED TIME!
Rinku: *stops*
Kelsey: ...you can..change over there. *points in opposite direction of Rei*
Rinku: *scurries off*
Kia: Does Rei have to be the girlfriend? Can't she be the duck?
Kelsey: I don't think Hiei wants Rei as a father.
Kia: I don't want her as a girlfriend. I don't swing that way.
Hiei: ...I don't even want to be in this.
Kelsey: You'll be great. *pats Hiei* Okay..uh..Shishi, you can be the duck. Jin, you can be...um...the reporter.
Kia: Can I be dead?
Rei: *runs past*
Kia: NOW?!
Kelsey: x.x..no. We need an Ark.
Kia: You can do it!
Kelsey: ...but I'm the Director!
Kia: You can be both!
Rei: *runs other way*
Kia: I don't think I'll survive this...x.x
Kelsey: ...I'm the Director!
Kia: I'm gonna dieeeee...
Kelsey: No! *grabs Kia's shoulder* Stay alive!
Rei: *returns* Okay, I'm done!
Kia: x.x
Kelsey: Good. Now, in the first scene, Ark and Kerrigan are eating breakfast...
Kia: ...I demand revenge...
Kelsey: Please. ACTION! *claps hands*
Rei: *sits down at table* I miss naked time.
Kia: Enough with that, please. *sits down as well*
Kelsey: ..no. No naked time.
Phone: *rings*
Kia: *longing glance at the phone*
Kelsey: ..Rei, get the phone.
Rei: I'm ACTING!
Kelsey: It's part of the acting...now, as you leave, place the Pie on the table and instruct Ark not to eat it.
Rei: *picks up Rinku and places him on the table* Don't eat the Pie, Kia--I mean Ark! Don't eat it! *goes offstage*
Rinku: *trying to act all pie-ish*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Kelsey: Now, Kia...you must resist temptation!
Kia: *another sweatdrop* Ha! I have no need of pie...when I have my...cereal!
Kelsey: EXCELLENT! Now...hand!
Kia: What?
Kelsey: Just keep going. Action!
Kia: *faces other way while hand slowly lifts toward pie* ARGH! NO! Bad hand! *grabs hand and sends cereal flying*
Kelsey: Cue monkey!
Hiei: *murderous glare*
Kelsey: ...sorry. Cue thought bubble!
Kia: Okay...think of something else...
Kelsey: ...thought bubble?
:
Thought bubble: *appears*
Kelsey: Thank you. Cue monkey!
Hiei: *murderous glare*
Kelsey: ...uh...cue Hiei!
Hiei: *appears*
Kelsey: Bravo! Continue
Kia: Monkey...nah...too boring...Star Wars Monkey!!
Kelsey: ...cue Star Wars Hiei!
Hiei: *now wielding a light saber*...Hn.
Kelsey: Cue Duck!
Shishi: *appears*
Kelsey: Epic fight scene! *hops*
Shishi and Hiei: *smack each other with their light sabers*
Kelsey: Woot! *dances*
Kia: *cringes*
Kelsey: Continue
Shishi and Hiei: *now getting into it*
Kelsey: ...continue, please.
Shishi and Hiei: *still at it*
Kelsey: *jumps onstage* CONTINUE!
Shishi: *coughs* Blah blah...Obi-wan!
Hiei: *blinks*
Kelsey: *sits down*
Shishi: Luke...I am your father!
Kelsey: *gasp*
Hiei: Who the hell is Luke?
Kia: YOU, baka!
Hiei: Who are you calling a baka, ARK?
Kia: YOU, DUMBASS!
Kelsey: As much as I love watching violence...we need to continue. Action!
Hiei: You're a liar!
:
Shishi: Search your feelings...you KNOW it's true!
Hiei: Hell no!
Kelsey: Exit thought bubble. Good work!
Thought Bubble: *leaves*
Kelsey: And then...
Kelsey: Resist temptation, Ark!
Kia: x.x Fighting...temptation....
Kelsey: Cue Jaws music!
Jaws music: *plays*
Kelsey: GO, KIA!
Kia: *sneaking up on Rinku pie*
Rinku: *sweatdrops*
Jaws music: *gets louder*
Kia: Heh heh heh...
Rei: *offstage* DON'T TOUCH THE PIE!
Kia: *falls over* I wasn't!!
Rei: Good.
Kelsey: Cue radio!
Kia: *turns on radio, listening to Simple and Clean*
Kelsey: *dances*
Kia: *sweatdrops*
Kelsey: Cue reporter Jin!
Jin: We interrupt this song for a heart-breaking announcement! The pie factory has exploded, killing thousands of workers...but it's raining pie, so it's all good.
Kelsey: Cue mayor Kurama!
Kurama: o.o I'm the mayor?
Kelsey: ...yes, and I'm cueing you.
Kurama: Whoops. *sounds of munching* I...I...proclaim today...PIE DAY!
Kelsey: HOORAY!
Kia, Rinku, Jin, and Kurama: *all sweatdrop*
Kelsey: Resist, Kia! Resist the Pie!
Kia: It's just a coincidence...must...ignore...Pie...
Kelsey: Cue creepy music!
Creepy music: *plays*
Kelsey: Cue echoes!
Kia: o.o
Rei Echo: DON'T EAT THE PIE!
Kia echo: Self-control!
Kurama echo: *chewing*
Rei echo: DON'T EAT THE PIE!
Kia echo: SELF-CONTROL!
Kurama echo: *chewing*
Rei echo: NAKED TIME!
Kelsey: RESIST, KIA! Get 'er, Rinku!
Rinku: Greetings!
Kia: ...What? Who...huh?
Rinku: I am...the Pie.
Kia:...No you're not.
Rinku: Yes I am.
Kia: This is crazy.
Rinku: Kia...uh...ARK, I want you to do me a favor.
Kia: *warily* What is it?
Rinku: Eat me!
Kia: Hell no!
Kelsey: Now..insult her! Make her want to eat you!
Rinku: But she's too nice to insult!
Kia: Awww...
Kelsey: No she's not! She's Ark. And you're the malevolent Pie bent on being eaten.
Rinku: You're not...err...WOMAN enough to eat me! Mama's....girl!
Kia: *sweatdrops*...What?
Rinku: You heard me! WIMP!
Kia: Say that again!
Rinku: I would...but...your pea-brain is too cluttered to understand it.
Kia: Okay, that's it. YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!
Rinku: Eat me!
Kelsey: Yes! YES! YEEEES! *jumps up and down* GO FOR IT!
Kia: *dives at Rinku*
Rinku: AIIIIEEEEEE!!!
Kelsey: *jumps* YES!
*fades to black*
Kelsey: *gives can of blueberry sauce to Kia* Here. *dumps another can over her head*
Kia: *sputters* Ewww...
Kelsey: *drags Rinku offstage, leaving puddle of sauce where he was* LIGHTS ON!
*lights come on*
Kelsey: Cue Kerrigan!
Kia: *staring at sauce in disgust*
Rei: *walks in* What the hell did you do, yo?
Kia: I cannot tell a lie. I cut down the-err...I mean, I ate the pie.
Rei: Explain yourself! *materializes whip*
Kia: o.o *stares at whip* I...ah...umm...
Rei: *flicks whip* And it had better be good! You ate my pie, and I'm pissed, yo!
Kia: Good the hell for you!
Kelsey: *cough* Mentos, dude!
Kia: I need the theme!
Kelsey: Cue Mentos Theme!
Mentos Theme: *plays*
Kia: *eats mentos*
Rei: *poses*
Kia: *poses*
Kelsey: *jumps onstage* I MADE THIS!
*fades to black*
((A/N: "All Your Pie" is © LegendaryFrog at www.newgrounds.com))